【英语笑话带翻译简短】英语小故事带翻译简短

1、【英语笑话带翻译简短】英语小故事带翻译简短 笑话是日常生活中人们消遣消遣的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。细心收集了简短英语笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习! 简短英语笑话带翻译篇1 the warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on visitors day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor george always sat alone in his

2、 cell. so one visitors day, the warden called george to his office and said, i notice youve never had any visitors, george. sympathetic, he put his hand on georges shoulder. tell me, dont you have any friends or family? george replied, oh, sure i do, warden. its just that theyre all in here! 典狱长对狱中一

3、位囚犯深感怜悯，由于每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或伴侣来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说："乔治，我留意到从来没有人来探望过你。'他满怀怜悯地把手放在乔治的肩膀上："告知我，你没有任何伴侣或家人吗?' 乔治回答："喔!当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面!' 简短英语笑话带翻译篇2 plagiarism a friend of mine who teachs european history at washington university in st.louis tel

4、l about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.he summoned the student to his office.this isnt your work. he said.someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. you cannt prove that! the student sputtered. my friend amiled and show him the paper.circled in red was:also see article

5、on communism. 抄 袭 我有个伴侣在圣路易斯的华盛顿高校教欧洲历史,他说有一次他发觉了一篇抄袭的学期论文.他把那个同学叫到了办公室."这不是你写的,'他说,"有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来.' "你没有证据.'那同学气急败坏地说. 我伴侣笑了,他把论文拿给他看.用红笔圈出来的是："也可参阅共产主义一文.' 简短英语笑话带翻译篇3 virtue many years after receiving my graduate degree,i returned to the state university

6、 of new york at binghamton as a faculty member.one day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.i said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since i began there as a student. when the door finally opened,i felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me.youll get that degree,dear, she whispered.perseverance is a virtue. 美 德 猎取讨论生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立高校当教员.一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人埋怨电梯效率太低.我说自我在那里当同学起,20年来电梯始终没有换过. 最终当电梯门打开时,我感到有人在我的背上怜悯地拍了一下,回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑."你会拿到学位的,友爱的,'她低声说道："