光棍节送朋友搞笑祝福短信

1、2011光棍节送朋友搞笑祝福短信1、今天是光棍节，我实在不想再当光棍了，嫁给我吧，你不嫁给我的话，我就嫁给你！2、光棍乐，光棍乐，一个人吃饱，全家不饿。3、今天是光棍节，不要老想着mm哦，小心学习不好，父母用“光溜溜的的棍子”打你哦4、 今天是光棍节，单身的我好痛苦，今天我终于鼓起勇气，对你说，我我喜欢你你的妹妹！5、刚从学校毕业就恢复单身了！刚工作，被那些办公室的女士玩得团团转，现在的职业女性怎么这样！比母老虎更凶！比狐狸更狡猾！我生活在水深火热中，还是继续光棍吧6、咱们光棍有力量，嘿！咱们光棍有力量！每日每夜工作忙，嘿！每日每夜工作忙！7、光棍乐，光棍乐，一个人吃饱，全家不饿。光棍苦，光棍

2、苦，已是二十五，衣服破了没人补。8、作光棍很多年了吧，想天上掉下个林妹妹吗？你只要在今天晚上连唤三声“妹，妹，妹”，你就会找到你的最爱，很灵的！9、今天是光棍节，普天同庆，四海欢腾，脱离了组织的你，正在温柔的水深火热之中，还记得仍是单身的朋友吗？10、1+1+1+1，光棍节，我们宿舍四个人的组合，兄弟们在一起，从不寂寞，光混节快乐。11、谁不想当一个闪耀着中世纪欧洲浪漫色彩的贵族，这是一个不能实现的梦想？不！今天你还是单身的话，就可以大大方方地过把贵族瘾。2010年光棍节搞笑短信精编（四）1、偶们光棍可以正大光明唾沫横飞地憧憬心里的另一半，虽然还不知道她还在哪家养着。可怜结了婚的男人只能毫无想

3、象力地呆看自己瞅熟了的老婆。2、问君能有几多愁，恰似一群光棍舞出头。光棍的日子应当这样度过：早上睡不起，晚上视睡如归，最好是一觉醒来，天都黑了。呵呵，光棍节快乐！3、我拿两根大萝卜做彩礼，今天刚买的。在我看来，婚姻生活就是青菜萝卜。圣经上说，吃素菜彼此相爱好过吃肥牛彼此相恨。虽然这萝卜是空头支票，不过，我说的也是实话哦，如果我爱一个人，就算他真拿萝卜做彩礼，我也不嫌的。不干不干，你没诚意。那再加一棵大白菜好了，这是我全部的家底了，你爱干不干，不干我娶别人了4、收到一个短信：“光棍节到了，小鸟恋爱了，蚂蚁同居了，苍蝇怀孕了，蚊子流产了，蝴蝶离婚了，毛毛虫改嫁了，青蛙也生孩子了，你还等什么?”5、

4、你已怀抱娇妻，手牵爱子，我却依旧孤独伤心地独唱单身情歌，安慰安慰我，请我吃饭吧。6、今天是光棍节，我实在不想再当光棍了，嫁给我吧，你不嫁给我的话，我就嫁给你!7、刚从学校毕业就恢复单身了!刚工作，被那些办公室的女士玩得团团转，现在的职业女性怎么这样!比母老虎更凶!比狐狸更狡猾!我生活在水深火热中，还是继续光棍吧8、又是11月11日，一年一度的光棍节!朋友，你还是单身一个人吗?你快乐吗?9、抛开烦恼，来，让我们大声呼喊：偶是光棍!偶很快乐!10、结了婚的可怜同胞们，窥探一下我们快乐的十大源泉吧!11、偶们光棍可以正大光明唾沫横飞地憧憬心里的另一半，虽然还不知道她还在哪家养着。可怜结了婚的男人只能

5、毫无想象力地呆看自己瞅熟了的老婆。2010年光棍节搞笑短信精编（五）1、天将降大任于斯人，必先苦其心志，不是老天不帮偶们，而是老天信任偶们，有重任相托，任重道远哪，中流砥柱哪，是偶们哪!2、咱是光棍没关系，就怕那些找个女朋友就号称自己脱离光棍关系的，你说有个女朋友有啥了不起了啊，别人女孩子也不一定嫁你，花钱样别人老婆还乐地屁颠屁颠的，其实偶们是大智若愚。3、 咱光棍多快乐，万花丛中飘身过，哪会象家居好先生，整个就在一棵树上吊死，空悲切呀!4、 今天过节不收礼，收礼只收女朋友！祝光棍们节日快乐，早日收大礼！5、 青春痘是别人的，近视是别人的，失恋是别人的，鲜花是你的，笑容是你的，男人是你的，宝马

6、车是你的，告别光棍节吧！6、穿光棍衣、喝光棍水，吃光棍饭，看光棍电视，说光棍话，洗光棍澡，最后放了个光棍屁，睡光棍觉，爱我就不光棍了。7、光棍歌：爱空空情空空，自己流浪在街中；人空空钱空空，光棍苦命在打工；事空空业空空，想来想去就发疯；手机空没钱充，生活所迫不轻松。8、光棍很痛苦，光棍久了更痛苦，前几天我看见一头母猪，都觉得它眉清目秀的9、恋爱是失误,分手是觉悟,结婚是错误，所以光棍是领悟，所以我继续我的光棍！10、谁说光棍不好,爱情诚可贵,自由价更高,若为光棍死,两者皆可抛11、咱们光棍有力量，嘿！咱们光棍有力量！qcwa3ptgz7r4i30ka1dkaghn3xtkknbycudxqa7

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