愚人节的英语幽默笑话节日庆典

1、愚人节的英语幽默笑话节日庆典篇一：十个愚人节经典英文笑话 the swiss spaghetti harvest the respected bbc news show panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. it accompanied this announcement with footage of

2、 swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. huge numbers of viewers were taken in. many called the bbc wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. to this the bbc diplomatically replied, place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best. si

3、d finch sports illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the mets. his name was sidd finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. this was 65 mph faster than the previous record. surprisingly, sidd finch had never even play

4、ed the game before. instead, he had mastered the art of the pitch in a tibetan monastery under the guidance of the great poet-saint lama malarias. mets fans celebrated their teams amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and sports illustrated was flooded with requests for more information

5、. in reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, george plimpton。 instant color tv in 1962 there was only one tv channel in sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. the stations technical expert, knell stemson, appeared on the news to announce that

6、, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. all they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their tv screen. stemson proceeded to demonstrate the process. thousands of people were taken in. regular color broadcasts only commenced in sweden on

7、 april 1, 1970. the taco liberty bell the taco bell corporation announced it had bought the liberty bell and was renaming it the taco liberty bell. hundreds of outraged citizens called the national historic park in philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. their nerves were only

8、 calmed when taco bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. the best line of the day came when white house press secretary mike mccurry was asked about the sale. thinking on his feet, he responded that the lincoln memorial had also been sold. it would now be known, he said,

9、 as the ford lincoln mercury memorial。 san sherriff the british newspaper the guardian published a special seven-page supplement devoted to san sherriff, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the indian ocean. a series of articles affectionately described t

10、he geography and culture of this obscure nation. its two main islands were named upper cuisse and lower cuisse. its capital was bodoni, and its leader was general pica. the guardians phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. only a few noticed that everyt

11、hing about the island was named after printers terminology。 nixon for president 1992: national public radios talk of the nation program announced that richard nixon, in a surprise move, was running for president again. his new campaign slogan was, i didnt do anything wrong, and i wont do it again. a

12、ccompanying this announcement were audio clips of nixon delivering his candidacy speech. listeners responded viscerally to the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. only during the second half of the show did the host john huckleberry reveal that the announcement w

13、as a practical joke. nixons voice was impersonated by comedian rich little. alabama changes the value of pi the april _ issue of the new mexicans for science and reason newsletter contained an article claiming that the alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical const

14、ant pi from 3.14159 to the biblical value of 3.0. soon the article made its way onto the internet, and then it rapidly spread around the world, forwarded by email. it only became apparent how far the article had spread when the alabama legislature began receiving hundreds of calls from people protes

15、ting the legislation. the original article, which was intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscribe the teaching of evolution, was written by physicist mark bo slough. the left-handed whopper _: burger king published a full page advertisement in usa today announcing the introduction o

16、f a new item to their menu: a left-handed whopper specially designed for the 32 million left-handed americans. according to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degre

17、es for the benefit of their left-handed customers. the following day burger king issued a follow-up release revealing that although the left-handed whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. simultaneously, according to the press release, many o

18、thers requested their own right handed version. hotheaded naked ice borers discover magazine reported that the highly respected wildlife biologist dr. april pizza had found a new species in antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. these fascinating creatures had bony plates on their heads that, fe

19、d by numerous blood vessels, could become burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speeds. they used this ability to hunt pengu, melting the ice beneath the pengu and causing them to sink downwards into the resulting slush where the hotheads consumed them. after much research, d

20、r. pizza theorized that the hotheads might have been responsible for the mysterious disappearance of noted antarctic explorer philippe poisson in 1837. to the ice borers, he would have looked like a penguin, the article quoted her as saying. discover received more mail in response to this article th

21、an they had received for any other article in their history. planetary alignment decreases gravity the british astronomer patrick moore announced on bbc radio 2 that at 9:47 am a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. the pla

22、net pluto would pass behind jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the earths own gravity. moore told his 篇二：愚人节英语笑话 愚人节英语笑话 1. why are people tired on april fools day) 答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军) 2.what weat

23、her do mice and rats fear) 答：when its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters) 答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) 4.what question can never be answered by “yes”) 答：are you asleep (那种树总是很伤心 (什么时候可以用

24、网兜装水猪为什么没完没了地吃世界上最长的单词是什么 什么问题你只能回答“yes” (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼 当停电的时候你在哪 (愚人节人们为什么疲倦 (老鼠害怕什么天气 (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人 (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的” (你睡着了吗) 5.what tree is always very sad) 答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) 6.when can you get water with a net) 答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) 7.why is the pig always

25、 eating 答：hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 8.whats the longest word in the world 答：smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。 9.what question is that to which you must always answer yes 答：what does y-e-s spell 10.where were you when the power was cut off 答：in the darkn

26、ess. 在黑暗中 1991年：蒙娜丽莎的皱眉 1992年：分割比利时 1993年：男女分用电话 1994年：不准“酒后上网” 1995年：迪斯尼买下列宁遗体 年：木星发现生物 1997年：汽车发超声波赶走动物 _年：“健力士时间”取代“格林尼治时间” 年：英国改国歌 _年：免费汽车 年：“蓝天”不再 年：假传限酒令 年：布什宣布vista非法 每年的4月1日，是西方许多国家的人们最开心的日子之一，因为这一天是闻名世界的“愚人节”。这一天，人们尽可以发挥自己丰富的想象力，哄骗、取笑、愚弄别人。而且，不管这样做之后出现什么样的后果，人们也不负任何法律责任。现在这一节日也开始在我们中国流行，尤其是在大学生中间。由此看来，愚人节不仅仅是西方人的事情，也影响到东方。 april fools day is a day to play jokes on others, no one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in france. in the 16 th century, people cele