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5人英语话剧剧本 这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)- SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now. 一位母亲在客厅里的电话响起时做的运动。和她的女儿现在在学校。Mom: HelloCaller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I dont have a son! Dont try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later the phone is ringing again母亲很生气，挂断了电话。但后来.电话响起再次.Mom: HelloCaller: Hello Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Dont do such a boring thing, O.K.? I wont believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me help me)Mom: Oh you are a good actor. This time is better but I still wont fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughters and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got thereMom: ElizaEliza: Mom why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya are you happy in the school? Lets go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:20 SCENE IIBecause the mother didnt believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time. 由于母亲没有真的相信两个歹徒绑架她的孩子，歹徒大怒。所以，这一次他们决定绑架她的女儿The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what hes doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded. 歹徒发现学校女儿研究，并观察多天。今天是他们计划绑架儿童。大黑帮，始终着眼于他在做什么，但小强盗通常是心不在焉Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate! (The big gangster hit the small gangsters head) 嘿！浓缩！ （大强盗打小强盗的头）Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey! Buddy! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! Its hunting time.Small gangster: Im so excited! Oh what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangsters head again.) Hey! Wake up! Stop day-dreaming. Lets make a move! （再次击中小强盗的头。）嘿！醒来！停止白日梦。让我们一招！ 回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:21 Small gangster: Oh my baby Im coming!Big gangster: Hey! Lady! Can you do me a favor? 嘿！夫人！你可以帮我一个忙吗？Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said. 对不起。忽略他说什么。Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? 谢谢！我要到东海大学。你知不知道我怎样才能到达那里？Eliza: Oh you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university. 哦.你应该去，直到交通灯直，然后右转，直到看到在拐角处的一家便利店，左转。直来直去，你会看到大学。Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And直到第一个红绿灯直行，右转，我们将看到一个超市，在街道的尽头。而Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:23 Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: Its too complex. I cant remember all the directions. Im a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? PleaseEliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm let me think okay! Lets go!Small gangster: How kind of you! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Dont move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: Im kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! Im hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Dont be so noisy!回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:24 Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car! 你！下了车！Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Dont cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! Im hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Dont play hide and seek with me! Its not funny. Im hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello this is Anderson. Im busy finding my daughter. Dont bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her its time for dinner. Im hungry!回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:24 Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Dont trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! Im here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember dont call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:24 Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangsters fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Whos there?Mom: Its me, Bunny Anderson, Elizas mother, Andersons wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, Im here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:27 Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, lets interview the persons involved.Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: ICeline: I I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me! 回答人的补充 2009-06-04 10:29 Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: UhMy mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: WellCeline: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom: Yes. And the gangstersCeline