搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本.ppt

1、三顾茅庐 Three Visits to The Cottage,Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novelsthe Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese h

2、istory. Another main actorsLiubei, who visited ZhuGeliangs thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei sincerity, helped the three brothersLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now，lets go into the story

3、. wish you will like it.,SCENE 1 Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhuge,Server,A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosent burn on. 饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着,Sorry，we can only has this.We cant smoke in the classroom!,凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟,We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang 此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生 !,Certainly,Mr

4、.Cao bully us too much.,According to our custom?,必须的，老曹太欺负人了,Ok.,No problem.,Buliang, go to open the door.,Heng!. A ni ha sai yao!,Can you speak English?,Can you speak Chinese?,Can you speak Egyptian?,Shut up! who are you people?,Im liubei,Im Guanyu,Im sorry,What do you three take to come here?,Ridi

5、ng a horse, of course.,So, how do you riding a horse?,Money!,SCENE 2 Zhugeliangs Home Actors: Zhu,Lu,Guan,Zhang,Server,I think we will manage it this time,Stop! Stop! What are we doing here? At ease Attention! You two! Be clever this time!,What? If you dont pull me, I will easily kill him with my st

6、rong throat!,My god! Why do you punish me?,Dont be sad, my boss. As I know, our Monitor doesnt pass the examination.,In the house,What? Our monitor doesnt pass the examination?But, my English CET band 4 also lost?,Who is this?,I come here to charge the bill of electricity.,We are here again, bother

7、to notice your boss.,I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.,Is Mr ZhuGe home? We want to have a talk with him, please.,Its doesnt matter if you see me or not, Im standing right there, with no emotion its doesnt matter if you miss me or not, the feeling is right there, and it isnt going anyw

8、here, its doesnt matter,What?,Im afraid someone important of him died here. Lets go. Maybe we should come next time.,Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang doesnt die.,SCENE 3 Actors: Liu, Zhang,ZhuGe,Server,南蛮入侵,杀！,万箭齐发,闪！,You are the man!,Hum! Thats a piece of cake. And I think I Should go to liuBeis corporation

9、to find a job after Spring Festival.,What? You said you wanna go to liuBeis company?,Enthats a good place in which I need not Speak English.,Butuh,I drove him away a few days ago.,Speak of the devil and he doth appear.,Boss! I missed you so much, please help me!,Be clam. Since you trust me so much, lets go and do ti!,wait, wait, my boss, uh, hou much will I get from you then,It hur