三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧

三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧第一篇：三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧MonkeySubduestheWhite-boneDemonRoles:MonkeyKing(M)猴哥Pig(P)八戒Tangseng(T)唐僧Shaseng(S)沙僧White-boneDemon(W)白骨精White-boneDemon’Servant(Ws)YoungGirl(G)年轻女孩OldLady(L)老妇人Fortuneteller(F)先知Narrator:It’saverydayinthejourneytothewest,thefourmonksaretravellingintherollingmountains,inwhichliveswhite-bonedemon.AndsheisquiteexcitedtobeinformedthatTangsengiscoming.师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。（1桃花朵朵开）（White-boneDemonwithherservantbehindstepsinthestage）Ws:madam,hereisthefreshblood!Youlooksowelltoday!W:Aha,ofcause!AmonkcalledTangsengiscominganditissaidthatonewhohaseatenhisfleshwillneverdieorgrowold!Whatapreciousopportunityformeitis!Iwillturnintoabeautifulgirltowinhisheart!（White-boneDemonspinsherselfandturnedintoabeautifulyounggirl，thenwaitedforthemonkstocome.）M:master,Ifeelthatthereissomeevilinthisarea!(让三人站在呼啦圈内)youthreestayinthismagicalringandIwillgotosearchforsomefood!Seeyoulater!(悟空跳出舞台)G：oh,godgivesmesuchawonderfulchance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)P:hey,master!Haveyougotthesmellofabeauty?T:Absolutely!Er,actuallyIfindsheiswalkingtowardus!G:Howdoyoudo,lovelymonks?Mynameissnowwhite.Youmustbehungryaftersuchalongjourney.Hereissomebreadforyou!P:oh,whatakindheartedgirl!Baby,Idohungryverymuch!Shallweeatthebreadtogether?S:Ithinkshemaybeademon!Becareful,pig!（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）P:youaresuchbeautiful，andI’msuchhandsome.Shouldn’twebeasuitablecouple?G:yes,I’dloveto!（音乐3mylovewillgoon响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。两人陶醉其中。沙僧与唐僧低头念经）S:oh,myBuddha!Howcanamonkactasthis!T:ermituofoermituofoermituofo„„（3音乐结束，悟空举着金箍棒跳出）M:yougreedydemon!Dareyoucometotemptmybrother!Gotothehellrightnow!（一棒将其打死）S：master,monkeyhaskilledaperson!P:Apersonwhoisaniceyounggirlwholikesme!T:monkey,doyouknowyouhavemurderedaninnocentyounggirl?Youmustberesponsibleforit!AndasyourmasterImustpunishyou!(开始念紧箍咒)@#￥%）（*&%„„￥#！（悟空痛苦万分，在地上打滚。舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状）W：whatadamnmonkey!Hum,Iwon’tgiveup！M-a-g-i-c!(白骨精转下台，老妇人上。拄着拐，弯腰驼背咳嗽不断，向唐僧一行走去)L：Snowwhite!Snowwhite!----master,(唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起来对老夫怒目而视，龇牙咧嘴)haveyouseenmy19yearolddaughter?Shewentouttosendsomefoodtosomemonks,buthaven’tgonebackyet!P:er,er,no!Absolutelyno!(老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体！忙扑到她身边。4二泉映月起)L:wakeup!Snowwhite!Wakeup!whokilledyou!M:master,thisisthesamedemon!Shecameagain!letkillher!(跃起挥棒将其打死在地)S：master,againmonkeykilledaperson!P:Apersonwhoisaoldpoormother!M:Nonsense!Sheisademonwhowantstoeatyou!Whydon’tyoutrustme!（师徒正在争吵时，白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方，计上心头，旋转下台，半仙上台，举着小旗上书“赛神仙”，腿有些陂，翻着白眼.）N:whenthefourmonksaredebating,theMsWhite-bonehadcomeupwithanotherideaandturnedherselfintoafortuneteller.F：whatapitythatsuchahandsomemonkhasanincurabledisease！Whatapity!T:areyoutalkingtome?HaveIgotthatterribledisease?What’sit?F:yourlegs!Oneislongerwhiletheotherisshorter!Ifyouletitgoatthatyouwilllosetheabilitytomoveevenacentimeteroneday！M:don’tbelieveinhim,master!He’sthesamedemon!F:shit!WhatIsaidisdefinitelytrue!Youdon’tbelievethat?Letmeshowyou!Followmenow-----(5音乐起。师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。半仙带着四人瘸着走。绕呼啦圈两周)S:Ohno!we’realldisabled!P:master,wehavetoacceptthetreatment!M:rubbish!Iwon’tletyoucheatothersanymore!Tastemystick!(一棒将其打死)T：monkey!Youkillthreeinnocentpersonsinarow！HowcanIforgiveyou!Iwon’tbeyourmasteranylonger.Getawayfrommenow!Gowhereveryoulike!M:Master!Youwillregretforthisfoolishdecision!(生气的离去)（白骨精的奸笑响起，昂首阔步上台6音乐起）W：Ahahaha!Hethinksit’sfoolishdecision,butIdothinkitcan’tbewiser!DearMr.Tang,doyouknowhowmuchImissyou,especiallyyourdeliciousflesh?（以一种美食家的眼光审视唐僧，不住的咽口水）Er，whichwayofcookingdoyouprefer,fryingorstewing?T,S,P:Monkey!Help!Help!------（悟空蹦出来7音乐起）M:yes！HereIam!Youdamndemon!Ican’tletyoufleeawaythistime!(两人开始打太极，不一会儿悟空便将她按倒在地，正要拿起棒子打她)T：waitaminute!M,P,S：why?It’sreallyademon!(唐僧鄙视徒仨，拿起自己的禅杖将白骨精打死，徒仨晕倒)T：ermituofu——monkey？M：yes?T:I’msorrythatIdidn’ttrustyou„„M:ah,that’sallright!Thewhite-bonedemonistheonetobeblamed!T:ok,let’continueourjourney!M,P,S:allright,let’sgo!（8音乐起）N:herecomestheendofthisplay,butit’sstillreplayedbetweenfriendsagainandagain.Mayyoualwaystrustyourfriendsandbeloyaltothem!That’sall,thankyou!(全体演员上台谢幕)第二篇：三打白骨精英语话剧剧本ThreeTimesBeatingtheMonster三打白骨精-----七年制开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。【本剧灯光都是全亮的】唐僧:Wukong，wherearewenow？(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：BaJie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，BaJie，howmanytimesIhavetoldyoudon’ttakethesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgiveme.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，IthinkIwilltakethisuntilwegettothewest，BaJie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，Iamsohungrynow，andIcannotmoveanymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fatpig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，ifyousaythesetwowordsoncemore，Iwill，Iwill……(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：Youwill,youwillwhat？(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒:Iwillhelpyoucatchlouses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧:Wukong，Iamhungrytoo，wouldyoubringussomefood?(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：Yousee，ourmasterishungrytoo.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：Butmaster，ifthemonstercomeswhilemonkeybrotherisaway，whatcanwedo？(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，thatisabigproblem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：Noproblem！(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒：Thisis……(这是……)悟空：Electricnet，Imadeit，sonomonstercantouchyouifyoustayinit.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：OhWukong，youarebecomingmoreandmoreknowledgeable.Knowledgeispower！!(八戒：isfood沙僧：isgirl)(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK,Iamgoingtofindsomefood,bye!（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）唐僧：OK,itistheshowtime.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。一段时间后，唐僧：Iamalittletired,let’splaycards.（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。白骨精现身。白骨精：Electricnet？Itiseasy，hahaha！！（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精变成村姑出来……村姑：CanIjoinyou?（能加我一个吗？）唐僧：Oh，lady，weareplayingcardsnow，andthreepeopleareenough.（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）村姑：DoubleKing.（一对K。）唐僧：DoubleKing，oh，Iwin，ladyyouaresoclever，comeinandteachme.（一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）这时悟空回来了。悟空：Youarethemonster，Iwillkillyou.（你是妖精，我杀了你。）唐僧：Oh，Wukong，whatareyoudoing，sheismyteacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。）八戒（对悟空）:Sheismyteacher!（她是我师父。）悟空:Sheisamonster!（她是个妖精。）八戒（对唐僧）:sheisamonster!（她是个妖精。）这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。唐僧：Don’tsaythis.（这时放《onlyyou》，当做紧箍咒）Onlyyou……（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）白骨精现身。白骨精：Wahahaha，SunWukong，Iwillteachyoualesson.（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。）白骨精变身老妇出场。老妇：Daughter.Daughter.Whereismydaughter?Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?（女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）唐僧:Yourdaughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子（你女儿……）悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。悟空:Youarethemonster,Iwillbeatyou.（我打死你这个死妖精。）听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，areyouOK?Howmany?（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）唐僧：Two，gameoverSunWukong.（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。）见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。老头：Oh，mywifemydaughter，whodidit？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。悟空：Youaregoingtodie,monster.（见阎王去吧，死妖精。）唐僧：OhWukong，youhavekilledthreelives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。）悟空:Theyarenothumanbeings，theyaremonsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精。）唐僧：Monster？Ithinkyouaretherealmonster，yougo！yougo！Itisthewrongway.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走错啦，走错啦。这边。）八戒:Ohmastermonkeybrotherisaway.（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）唐僧：Don’tsaythatguy.（不要理那个B了。）白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，howfoolishyouare，Iwilleatyou，MrTang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。悟空：Don’ttouchmymaster.（不要碰我师父。）沙僧：Oh，ourheroisback！（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）八戒：Monkeybrother……（猴哥……）唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。唐僧：What……whathappened？（发生什么了？）悟空：Master，youwerecheated，themonsterhaschangedintothreedifferentshapes.（师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）唐僧：Buthowdidyoufindit？（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）悟空：Monkey’sfeeling.（猴子的直觉。）哪吒:Iamcoming.（我来啦。）悟空：Youaretoolate，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么来那么晚啊。）哪吒：Whereisthecriminal？（罪犯在哪儿呢？）唐僧：Na~~~哪吒:Hei，hei,youareunderarrest,youhavetherighttospeaktoanattorneybeforeyouspeaktothepolice,anythingyousaymaybeusedagainstyouinthecourtoflaw,letusgo.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你见到自己的律师前，你有权保持沉默，但是你所说的将来可能会成为呈堂证供。我们走吧。）唐僧：Wukong，IthinkIamwrong.（悟空，我错了！）悟空：What？（悟空装作没听见，什么？）唐僧：Iamsorry！（对不起。）悟空：Icannothearclearly.（我听不清。）唐僧为表心意，与八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》唐僧：Iamsosorry，youaremymonkey.（我真的错了，原谅我吧，你永远是我的猴子。）悟空：Iamalwaysyourmonkey（我永远都是你的猴子。）八戒很不要脸的上去，推开悟空，抱着唐僧。八戒：Iamalwaysyourpig.（我永远是你的八戒。）众人嘘声后离开。这时继续放视频《英文版敢问路在何方》，四师徒接着上路取经。全剧结束，谢幕。第三篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)搞笑英文话剧剧本ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill，Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis…..?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?！(哭喊)S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）Youare......B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)S:What?T:I'msorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet.....英语话剧剧本TheBusAStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-ruiBoyB,Oldwoman,SceneOne(Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.)Oldwoman:There'renoemptyseats.IguessI'llhavetostand.(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)FemaleStudentB:Hey!Canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?BoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)FemalestudentC:Whatshouldwedo?FemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!FemalestudentB:Whathappened?FemalestudentC:Whydidyouscream?BoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.FemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?(BoyBfallsasleep.)FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldlady?BoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.Canyouletmesleepforawhile?FemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesBoyAwakeup.)BoyA:Oh!AreyouOK?Oldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.BoyB:Don'tsaythat.IfI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)SceneTwo(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme?(turnsherheadaroundandseesBoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,right?BoyA:What?FemalestudentB:Why?Youdiditintentionally,didn'tyou?BoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,right?BoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…Isityou?BoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyou?Youpig!BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.FemalestudentC:Nowwhatdoyouhavetosay?Apologizetoher.Hurry!BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)FemalestudentC:(surprised)You.....(TheoldwomanlooksatFemalestudentCandsaysnothing.)Oldwoman:Youhavenicehips.FemalestudentB:Ican'tbelievetheoldwomaniscapableofsexualharassment.FemalestudentC:Maybenowadaysoldpeoplearenotthesameasthoseinthepast.FemalestudentA:Maybeafterlosingherhusband,shefeelslonely.FemalestudentB:Ah!Hereweare.Let'sgetoff.FemalestudentC:We'dbetterstayawayfromthosestrangepeople.(Femalestudentsgetoffthebus.)BoyB:Whoarethosestrangepeople?They'rerealstrange.(helpstheoldwomanup)AreyouO.K.?Thoseyounggirlshavenosympathy.Oldwoman:(feelsBoyB'shand)Youalsohaveapairofveryfinehands.BoyB:(startled)What?BoyA:Thisoldwomanisalsoverystrange.BoyB:Let'sgo!Oldwoman:Don'tbeshy,youngman.Ihaveheldsuchkindofhandforalongtime.(BoyBfreeshimselffromtheoldwoman'shandandgetsoff.)Oldwoman:(looksatBoyA)You'renice,too.BoyA:Hmm,good-bye.(getsoff).第四篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)搞笑英文话剧剧本ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill，Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis…..?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?！(哭喊)S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）Youare......B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)S:What?T:I'msorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......第五篇：三打白骨精话剧剧本三打白骨精话剧剧本T:唐僧(A)S:孙悟空(B)E:猪八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑B2:B变成太婆B3:B变化成老头T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？S:Bajie,map!八戒，地图！E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）师傅，请看。T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E:Oh,boss!Forgiveme。(伸手拿回)哦，师傅！原谅我吧。T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E:But„„但是„„T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？E:(递)Here.Em„„wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.给，嗯„„我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S:FatPig!肥猪!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill„„„.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说„„S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?再说你怎么样？S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）没问题！（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J:Thisis„..?S:Electricnet!Imadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！T:Em„„ok，wewillstayinit!嗯„„好的，我们会呆在里面的！S:Bye!(飞走)俺老孙去也。T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》我们斗地主吧！B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?我也可以玩吗？J:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个