成长烦恼中英文台词翻译511 five grand

511FiveEd:Topofthemorningtoyou.Jason:HiEd,Kate.Ed!!Ed,whatareyoudoingEd:Gotyourkeyoutfromunderthemat;firstplaceaburglarwouldlook,bytheKate:Itriedtousethemicrowave,butIblewsomethingJason:Maggie!!YourfolkshavefavoureduswithanotheroneoftheirsurpriseEd:Foroncetheheadshrinkerknowswhathe'stalkingKate:Ifyou'dtellmewherethefireextinguisheris,I'dbehappytocookMaggie:Daddy,whatareyoudoingKate:Margaret,wedidnotcomeallthiswaytoseeyou;wecametoseeourEd:Carol!Ben!Frontandcentre!!Michael!Wakemewhenthey'regone.Maggie:Jason,that'snotpolite.Carol:Grandma,Grandpa,hi!Mike:Ahcomeon,it'sSaturdaymorning,forcryingoutloud!Maggie:AhMike,yourgrandparentsarehere.Ed:Kate,Idon'tthinkanyone'sgonnabeinterestedinthat.Anyway,Iknowyou'redyingtoknowwhywe'rehere.Jason:AndforhowEd:Theotherday,wewentoverourwillwithourlawyer...Maggie:Mom,Daddy,areyousick?Ed:Well,youknow,yourmother'salwaysbeenalittleify.Well,otherthanthatwe'reinperfecthealth.Well,whatwe'vedecidedtodoisgiveourgrandkidstheirbequestsnow.Kate:Thepointis,whywaituntilwe'redeadtoenjoyourselves.Ed:Here.Here,andMichael,here.Ben:It'sMike:Wow!Awholelotofcash.Carol:FivethousandDollars.Ed:AndyoucanspenditanywayyouBenandMike:Oh,thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!BenandMike:Thankyou!Thankyou!Maggie:Letyourgrandfathergo;hecan'tEd:Kate,ItoldyouthiswouldbemorefunthangoingtoIreland.Maggie:Oh,Daddy,holdonhere;beforewegetcarriedaway...Carol:Wecan'tacceptit.Mike:I'lltakeit!!Ben:I'lltakeit!!Jason:Thisisnowaytoact.Dad,we'llsplititwithyou.Ed:Noyouwon't!ThismoneybelongstoCarol.Maggie:Daddy,noneofuswantyourmoney.Mike:Mom!Mom!Whatareyoudoing?Kate:Letgoofthemoney,Maggie!LetgooftheEd:Listentoyourmother!!!Nobodymove!!Margaret,thisisourmoney,itwasourdecisiontogiveittothegrandchildren,andthisdoesn'tinvolveyouatall!Mike:Enoughsaid!Maggie:ButDaddy,IthoughtyouweresavingyoumoneytogotoIreland.Ed:Oh,IcangetcrockedonStoutanywhere.Kate:HeEd:Right,Kids,hereitis;andyoucanspenditasyouwill.MikeandBen:Thanks!Maggie:Don'ttouchthatmoney!Jason,helpmeoutJason:OK,alright!I'lltellyouexactlywhatweshoulddo,isjustsitdown,togetherasafamilyandtalkthisout.Ed:OhsureandthenyouchargethemfivethousandDollarsforthesession.Nosireebob.Maggie:DaddyIwillnotsitstillandwatchmykidssquanderyourlife-savings.Ben:Whatdoessquandermean?Carol:Itmeansspendingyoumoneyonwhateveryouwant,whetheryouneeditornot.Ed:Kate,canyoubelieveKate:Yes,she'salwaysbeenasourEd:It'sadarkdaywhenyouronlydaughterwon'thonouryourlastwillinMaggie:Ed:IguesswhenIusedtofixyourbicycleIcouldn'thavedonemuchofajob.Maggie:OhDaddy...Ed:JustwhenIusedtogetoffworkearlysothatIcouldcometoyourballetrecitals,thatwasn'tenough.Maggie:Oh,please,Ed:AndwhenItookthatsecondjobtoputyouthroughahighlyacademicMaggie:OK.Ok,thekidscankeepthemoney.Mike:Alright!Ben:Mike:Yes!Benny,sohowareyougonnaspendBen:Idon'tknowbutthatsquanderthingsoundsprettygoodtoMike:Carol,youbettergetdowntothebank;Imeanbyhangingoutyou'vealreadyblownlikesixteenCentsininterest.Carol:Idon'tlikethis.Jason:Ed,Igottahandittoyou;Ihaveneverseenaparentuseguiltthewayyoudo.Ed:Yep.Igottaadmit,I'mJason:Imean,MikeandCarolareovereighteen,butIjustcan'tletmythirteenyearoldsonwalkoutofthishouse,Ed,withfivethousandDollarsinhispocket.Ed:Hahaha,you'retoolate.Jason:Ben!Ben!Gary:Wow!Andyoucanspenditanywayyouwant?Ben:Yeah.AndIgotfourthousandmoreinmyshoes.Gary:Wow!Hey,Ithoughtyoulookedcollar.Ben:Here'sStinky.KeeptheStinky:Ben,no-one'seversentacabformeBen:Thisisonlythebeginning,Stinkman,onlythebeginning.Salesman:So,youreallylikethisbaby,huh?Mike:Well,itlooksalittlebeat-Salesman:Beatup?Oh,no,no,no,no,no.Thismachinehasbeencompletelyreconditionedbymyownskilledtechnicians.It'sastealatfifteenhundred.Mike:Well,actually,IcanspendalittlebitmorethanSalesman:ThankGod,forfifteenhundred,allyougetbupkiss,right?Now,forfortysevenhundred,Icanputyoubehindthewheelofthislittlecherryhere.Mike:Oh,boy,thisismorelikeit.Salesman:Oh,didIsayfortysevenhundred?Imeantfiftyseven.Salesman2:Getout!AndthistimeImean,stayout!!Fred:Can'tagentlemanbrowseanyacar.Fred:Notwiththatattitude,Idon't.Fred!Fred,howyoudoing?Salesman2:Youknowthisbum?Mike:Ohyeah!Fred'sbeenwashingmywindshieldsatstop-lightsforyears.Fred,howyoubeen?Fred:Justdandy.Thankyouverymuchfortheinquiry.CanIofferyouaSalesman:Paul,callthecops!Fred:Perhapsanothertime.Salesman:OK,Isaidfortysevenhundred,andthatwasamistake,butitwasmymistake,so...Mike:Excuseme.Fred,youneedaliftFred:Oh,that'sverykind,butIhavetransportation.Salesman:Fortyfivehundred,butIdon'tmakeaNickelonit.Mike:Excuseme.Salesman:Hey,whataboutthedealMike:Don'tworry,I'llbeSalesman:I'llbeback,that'swhattheyallsay.Dayslikethis,IalmostwishI'dstayedacongressman.Salesman2:Youandmeintoacabwithoutaskinghimwherehewasgoing.YesIdidletBenoutthedoorwithfivethousandDollarswithoutaskingwherehewasgoing,butthat...Technically.Alright,wellifyouhearfromthemjustletusknowthenameofthecountrythey'rebuying.Maggie:Thisisallyourfault,youknow.Jason:Myfault!Why?Maggie:Well,Icouldn'tstopthem;Iwascrippledwithguilt.Jason:Look,IneverevenintendedtoletBenoutthedoor.Maggie:Oh,soyou'reduckingallresponsibility?Jason:Oh,OK!OK!Ishouldn'thavebeendistractedbyyourfatherplayingyoulikeabassfiddle.And...err...nowlisten,ifyou'dtrytothinkofthemeaningbehindmywordshere,insteadofthewordsthemselves,because...You!Ed!Thisisallyourfault!Ed:IbegyourJason:WellbecauseofyoumythirteenyearoldsonisGod-knows-where,doingGod-knows-whatwithmoremoneythanheeverimagined.Ed:Yeah,andain'titgrand.Aha!Gotoveryourguiltandreadytogooutandhitthemall,huh?Carol:Grandpa,thethoughtofspendingthismoney,makesmeverysad.Ed:Sad?Carol:Becauseitforcesmetorealisethere'llbeatimewhenyou'renotaround.Look,ifyoulovemeyou'lljusttakethemoneyback.Ed:SureCarol:ThankEd:Butlet'snottellyourgrandmother.Thiswouldbreakherheart.Carol:Ed:Oh,she'sbeenwaitingforthissincethedayyouwereborn.Thedaythatsheboughtyouthatblanketthatsheknitted.Carol:Mr.Blanky?Ed:Theverysame.Carol:Well,IhadnoEd:Ofcourse,ifthismoneymakesyoufeeluncomfortable...Imeanhowdoesthatcomparetoanoldlady'sheart?Ah!Areyousure?Carol:Grandpa,you'repushingit.Fred:Where'dyougo?Mike:I'mrighthere.Fred:Coat?Mike:Err...nothanks,I'llkeepmineFred:No,Imeananotherone;thewindwhipsthroughhereandmakesitafriskierthanitisoutside.Youknow,maybethiswinterI'mgonnamakeittosunnyFlorida.Mike:Oh,areyoufromFred:No,butthewordonthestreetis,theygotgreatgarbagebehindBurtReynold'sdinnertheatre.Mike:WellIguessLornyAshenmustbeprettyhandyinthekitchen.Fred:Doesthatsurpriseyou?Well,we'reinluck!Didyoueatlunchyet?Mike:Ah,no.Nothanks,Fred,I'mnothungry.Fred:Ofcourse.Iunderstand.Mike:Oh,wellmaybejustonebite.Fred:Aha!Thereyougo.Thisisourluckyday!LookslikethisusedtobeMike:Fred:Lloyd,we'vegotcompany.Mike:Youhaveadog.Fred:Notsoloud;thelandlorddissaproves.HereLloyd,Igotsomethingforyou,too.Hey,Ihopethatisn'tmine.ShallIheatupyourdoughnut?Mike:Ah,no(Musicplaying:"That'swhatIwant")Gary:Hereheis!Hereheis!Ben:ThanksalotGary:Hey,Ithinkthiswasagreatidea.Ithinkeverybodyworkedupanappetitespendingyourmoney.Ben:Idon'tknowifIcanfeedthesepeople,man.I'mnotsureifIhaveenoughStudent:Areyoukidding?Youhaven'teventouchedyourrightBen:Isuredid;atthearcade,attherecordstore,attheburgerplace,atthebowlingalley...IonlygottwohundredDollarsleft!Gary:YoublewfourthousandeighthundredDollarsinoneday!Ben:IguessIdid.Student:WhattheheckwereyouWaitress:You'regonnahavetoordersomething;anditbetternotbeoneColawithsixtystraws.Gary:Burgersforeverybody!Friends:Benny!Benny!Benny!Waitress:YousureyougotenoughBen:Ahh...givemetwohundredDollarsworthofburgers.Hey,what'sgoingonOwner:Congratulations!YouareBurgerBar'sonemillionthcustomer!Whichmeans,yourorderisonthehouse!AndIampleasedtopresentyouwithfivethousandDollars!!!Ben:Nomoremoney,Ican'tGary:Hey,youcan'tblame'emman,you'retheonewhoboughttheirStinky:No-oneknowsyoudidfivethousand.Let'skeepitbetweenus.Ben:What?Jason:Hey,what'sgoingonoutBen:Dad,becareful,Iboughtthemalotofthingsthattheycouldthrow.Jason:Youboughtthemthings?Gary:Yeah,heblewhiswholewadonthoseungreatfulMaggie:DidIhearthatcorrectlyyoungman,thatyoublewyourwholewad?Ben:Idid.Maggie:Oh,wellthisisworsethanIimagined.NowIcanunderstandwastingahundredDollars,buttoleaveherethismorningwithfivethousandDollarsandcomehomewith...Howmuchdoyouhaveleft?Ben:Fivethousandtwohundred.Jason:Exactly.JasonandMaggie:What?Ben:Iwonit,OK?Jason:Ben,we'regonnatalkaboutthis,justassoonasIgetridofthesekids.Gary:Oh,don'tworryDrSeaver,wewon'tletanyofthosekidsnearBen,whenwespendhisnextfivethousandDollars.Maggie:DoyouboysreallythinkI'mgonnaletBenoutthatdoorwiththismuchmoney,you'recrazy.Student:Youdidbefore.Maggie:Well,oneofusdid.Ben:I'mnotgonnaspendaDimeofthismoney.Idon'tevenwantthismoney.GaryandStinky:We'lltakeit!We'lltakeit!Jason:Hey!Hey!Hey!Yeah,whoneedsBen:Hey!!Ifallyoucareaboutismymoney,thengetout!GaryIfwestay,whatdoweget?Ben:Out!Out!Out!IboughtyouguysCD's,IboughtyouguystheJackets!Ievenboughtyouguysunderwear!!Maggie:YouboughtStinkyunderwear!Ben:No,itwasnew.Salesman:Ohyeah!Ohyeah!Notmanybuyersareshrewdenoughtotestdriveacarwiththetopoffinthedeadofwinter.Mike:Thisthingdoeshaveatop,Salesman:Ofcourseitdoes!WhatsortofbusinessmandoyouthinkIam?It'sonorder.Mike:Boy,IlovethisSalesman:LikeIsaid,fiftysevenhundred,outthedoor!Mike:Well,waitaminute,yousaidfortysevenhundred.Salesman:Deal!Let'ssignthepapers.Mike:Mike:ItsureiscoldoutSalesman:Oh,yeah.So,willyoubegivingmethewholefiftysevenhundredinJason:Ben,Ithinkmaybeyou'rebeingalittlebitBen:AllIsaidwasthatIhopeStinkyandGaryexplode!What'sextremeaboutCarol:HelloMaggie:Carol,wereallydon'thavetimeforthat.Carol:Where'sGrandmaandGrandpa?Maggie:Hopefullytheyexploded.Jason:Inthekitchen,honey.Maggie:Youaresohelpfulontheinconsequentialquestions.Ben,cutthebologneandgetdownhere...now!!Kate:Eddy,youdon'tsupposeourgiftstothekidshavecausedtensionaroundhere,doyou?Carol:Ohgood,you'rebothhere.WellIwasoutwalkingfortwohourstryingtofigureoutthebestwaytospendthismoney;andIwantedsomethingthatcouldbegintorepayyouforknittingMrBlanky.Kate:Ididn'tknitthat,Ifoundit.Carol:Youwhat?Ed:Ithinkwe'regettingalittleoffthetrackhere.LetthechildiswhatIbought.Ed:WhattheheckisthisCarol:Twofirst-classround-tripticketstoIreland.Kate:Carol,IhadnoideayouwantedtogotoIreland.Carol:Notforme!Foryoutwo.Kate:Forus?Oh,that'sEd:Look,ifIhadwantedtotakeatriptoIreland,Icouldhaveboughtitmyself.Carol:Well,sureyoucouldhave,butyoudidn't.YougavethemoneytousEd:Exactly.That'swhyyouhadnobusinessdoingCarol:Yousaidyouwantedthepleasureofwatchingusspendit,sohere;IhadthetravelagenttakeitasIgavehimthemoney.Ed:Oh.HoneyIdon'tknowwhattoCarol:IjustwantyoutwotobecarefulinIrelandbecause...theydriveontheothersideoftheroadthere.Kate:Oh,Eddy,alltheseyearsyou'vebeendrivinginthewrongcountry.Ben:Idon'tunderstandhowmoneyturnspeopleintopigs.Jason:Well,Benthat'sastart;justtorealisethatmoneydidchangeyou.Ben:Notme!StinkyandGary.Jason:Ben,tellmejusthowdidtheyforceyoutobuyallthesethings?Ben:Forceme!Theywereverytrickyaboutit.Jason:Well,theymadeitseemlikeyouridea,right?Ben:Yeah.Maggie:Wellthere'sareasonforthat,Ben...itwasyouridea.Ben:So,youthinkIblewfivethousandDollarsonpurpose.Jason:No,Ithinkyouprobablyjustlostyourhead.Ben:Me?Didn'tyouseeStinkyandGarytugonthatchequelikeanimals?Maggie:Oh,kindoflikeyouandMikedid,thismorning.Ben:Yeah.Jason:Youjusthadanimportantthoughtthere,Ben:Iwasafraidofthat.SonotonlydidIblowfivethousandDollars,Iwaswrongtoo.Maggie:ThataboutsumsitJason:So,Ben,whatarewegoingtodowithallyourBen:Well,youcouldgivemeanothershottospenditanywayIwant.Maggie:Isthatreallywhatyouthink?Ben:No,IjustfiguredweallneedagoodlaughaboutKate:Maggie!Jason!Ourgranddaughterjustdidthemostwonderfulthingwithhermoney.Ben:ItCarol:Ben,you'reinpain,howsad.Ed:She'ssendingusoutofthecountry.Jason:Carol,thatisaterrificidea.Ed:You'resoMaggie:Hey,learnsomethingfromyoursister.Ben:What?Howtoeat.Carol:What'sMaggie:Youdidn'tbuyacartoo,didyou?Ben:Imighthave.Mike:Ta-da!!Alright,alright,whatdoyouthink?Comeon,behonest.Jason:Well...err...atleastyoudidn'tblowallyourmoneyatonce.Mike:Whatdoyoumean,blowmymoney?Dad,thisisagreatcar.Maggie:HespenteveryDime.Ed:Justwaitadamnbloomingminute.Mike,areyouhappywiththewayyouspentyour