第408章初吻沪江英语制作

407Ben'sFirstVito:OKSeaver,thenextchickwhowalksthroughthatdoorisyours.Ben:Mmmm,nottooshabby.Vito:Nowthat'sawoman.Stinky:Marone.Ben:Hey,isMaryMiglianawearingfalsies?Falsealarm,trainingbra.Stinky:What'sshetrainingtodo,anyway?BenandFriend:Shutup,Ben:Hey,lookatwhatJudeJonesisVito:Hey,Seaver,yougotnoshotatJude.Unlessshe'sintoguyswithdorkyBen:Look,thiswasn'tmyidea.Mydadmademegetahaircut.Vito:Hey,she'scomingover.Judy:HiBen,newBen:Looksprettybad,doesn'tit?Judy:No,Ithinkitlooksreallycool.Stinky:Boy,ifsomegirldidthattome,I'dslugher.Ben!!Ben:Shewantsme.Stinky:Forwhat?Ben:Idon'tBen:Dad,Dad,IgottaaskyouJason:Hey,hiBen.Hey,betyagotalotofcomplementsonyournewhaircut,Ben:LaterDad.Look,Igottaaskyousomething.Jason:OKBenny,shoot.Ben:Whatdoesitmeanwhenagirlrunsherfingersthroughaguy'shair?Jason:Well,whenagirl...Yep,yep,yep.WellI'mgladyoucametomeonthisBen.Iguessitistimewehadalittlerefresheronthatsubject,huh?Ben:ButallIwantedtoknowJason:That'salright,gohaveaseat;we'llstartatthebeginning.Na,wecanskipthepistolsandthestamenswithyou,can'tweBen,huh?Yes,let'sstartwithourfriendsthemammals,hmm?Now,asyouremember,Ben,whenthatoldhumpbackwhalestartstoswimwithotherhumpbackwhales,hisownage,outsidethefamilyunit...Ben:AllI'msayingisthatDadtoldmealotmorethanIwantedtoknow...ever.Mike:Thehumpbackwhaledeal?Ben:Imean,allIaskedwas,whatdoesitmeanwhenagirlrunsherfingersthroughaguy'shair?Mike:Ah,Benny,Benny,whywouldyouwannaaskDadthatwhenyou'vegotBen:Well,Dadalwayssays,cometohim;"don'tjustpickitupinthestreetlikeMikedid."Mike:Hey,youseeastreethere?Ben:No.ButIwasjust...Mike:Benny,you'vegottounderstand,womentodaylikeguyswhoare...whoaregentleandsensitive;andwhoknowshowtofakethatslopbetterthanme?Alright?Now,showmeexactlywhatshedid.Ben:ShewentlikeMike:Alright,nowhow'ditmakeyoufeel?Ben:Godhelpme,Ilovedit!!Mike:Ben:Soitmeansshewantsme,right?Ah,nodoubtaboutBen:Mike,Ithoughtgirlswerecuteandstuffbefore,butI'veneverhadonetouchmeonpurposeand,like,meanit.Mike:Yep,yep,yep,yep,yep,ah!!I'llnever,nevereverforgetthefirstgirlthatdidthattome.Ronda...somethingorother.Ben:Youdon'trememberherlastMike:Hey,givermeabreak,itwasinnurseryschool.Ben:Thishappenedtoyouinnurseryschool?Mike:Ohyeah.Itwasnaptime,asIrecall.Wehadjustputtheplasticovertheclayto...err...keepitmoist.Thenwesetupourcots,andIfeltthistinytugonmysmock.Ben:Hey!RememberMike:Oh!Oh!Right,sorryBenny.OK,nowlisten,youjustgottorealizeBenny,thatthisisthefirsttimeagirlhaseverputamoveonyou.Now,areyoureadytotakethatnextstep?Ben:Yes!Yes!Ben:CanIborrowyourapartment?Mike:Forwhat?Ben:Idon'tknow.CanIborrowyourcar?Mike:Forwhat?Ben:Idon'tMike:Benny,Benny,you'reskippingsomemajorstepshere!!But,Igottasay,excellentattitude.SeemsyougotthatSeaverbloodpumpingthroughthoseBen:TellmeaboutMike:Yeah.Alright,nowyou'llhavetoputalip-lockonwhat'shername,Ben:Judy.Hername'sJudyMike:Hey,downboy.Alright,nowlisten...listen...weagreethatisyourgoal,doIMike:Allyougottado,isaskherBen:Right.I'llaskherout.WhereshouldIaskhertogo?Mike:Amovieisalwaystheperfectcover.Ben:Mike:Ben,don'tmove.Ben:Amovie,why?she'llshareyourgoobers.Mike:Hey,rememberhowIlikemyeggs?Carol:RememberhowIhateyourguts?Mike:YouknowCarol,ifIknewyouwereinheremakingbreakfast,Iwouldhavestayedinmyroomwithmybeefjerky.Carol:TheonlyreasonI'mcookingisbecauseMom'sgottogettoherexerciseMike:Yeah,yeah,yeah!Serveitup,Jason:Well,well,well;someoneelsecooking,Icouldgetusetothis.Mike:Yeah,youknow,Iwasjustsayingthesamething.Maggie:Oh,well,well,well,someoneelsedoingthecooking,IcouldgetusetoMikeandJason:Yeah,Iwasjustsayingthesamething.Ben:Carol'scooking?Mike:ForgetitBen,it'sbeenMaggie:Heypumpkin,youlookextrahandsometoday.Ben:That'smyplan.(babyJason:Yes,it'smyMaggie:Well,I...err...havetorun.Mike:OK.Carol:Seeyou,Mom.Maggie:Boy,doIhavetorun.Mike:So,what'sthiscologneyou'rewearing?Foreverbutterscotch?Ben:Mike,youpromised!Mike:Alright,alright.Iwon'tsayaword,nowthatyou'reinlove.Ben:Mike,comeon!Carol:Inlove!Ben,you?Ben:Igottagettoschool.Carol:ButBen,youdidn'ttouchyourbreakfast.Ben:I'mnothungry.Carol:Lossofappetite,it'sdefinitelylove.Ah,Ishouldhavejustfoundaguy,insteadofgoingonthatdiet.Mike:Howcouldyouhavefoundaguy?YouwereaTeacher:Idon'tcare.WhatdidAlexanderGrahamBellsaytoMr.Watson?Vito:Errm...ElementarymydearWatson.Teacher:WrongVito,andnowlet'shearwhatMr.Seaver'sansweris;whichhehassothoughtfullywrittendownforus.No,Mr.Seaver,AlexanderGrahamBell'sfirstwordsonthetelephonetoMr.Watson,werenot,"hi,you'recute.Wannagotoamovie?"Stinky:Thatwasgreat,Ialmostwetmypants.Vito:Betterlucknexttimestinky.Ben:Heyguysspreadout,Judy'scomingover.Judy:Wasthisaddressedtome?Ben:No,notatall.Socouldyou?Judy:CouldIwhat?Ben:Gotoamoviewithme?Judy:No.I'msorry.Ben:ThanksJudy:No.It'snotthatIdon'twantto,it'sjustthatmymomsaysthatIcan'tgooutondatedatesforanothertwoyears.But,iflikesomebodywashavingaparty,Icouldmeetyouthere.I'dlovetomeetyouthere.Ben:Party?Well,sonofagun,somebodyishavingaparty!Judy:Who?Ben:Judy:Whydidn'tyoujustsayBen:Iwasjustaskingmyselfthesamequestion.Judy:When'stheparty?Ben:Youbusytonight?Judy:No.Ben:It'stonight,atmyhouse.Judy:Whatkindofparty?Ben:Abirthdayparty.Judy:Whosebirthday?Ben:Judy:IthoughtyourbirthdaywasinOctober.AlotofpeopleJudy:Iwouldn'tmissitfortheworld,Judy:Benjamin!Wow!Vito,Stinky,IjustinvitedJudytoabirthdaypartyatmyhousetonight.Vito:Butit'snotevenyourbirthday.Ben:Idon'tcare.Friends:Alright!Party!Ben:No,Vito,Idocare,don't!!!OhClassmate:Yo,Seaver,canIbringmycousinfromJason:WellChrissy,letmetellyouaboutourfriendthemammal;seeyes,there'sahumpbackwhale...Ben:Where'sJason:Hey,hey,don'tweevengetahello?Ben:Hello!Where'sMike?Jason:Ben,youseemIneedMike.Jason:Yousee,thehumpbackwhalegetstiredofswimmingMike:Ben,Ihavegotmyselfintosomereallydoozies,butthisistruly,majorleague.OK,soyou'vegotwhat,thirtykidscomingovertonight?Ben:IfI'mluckythatwillbehavingabirthdaypartytonight,butit'snotreallyyourbirthday;andevenifitWoo!Thisisrealbad.Ben:I'lljusttelleverybodythatIliedandthere'snoMike:No,no,no,Benny,listentome.Ifyourfriendscannotrelyonyourword,especiallywhenyou'relying,thenyou'vegotnofutureasateenager.Ben:Isitmyfaultit'snotmybirthday?Hey,that'sit!!That'sitBenny,Igotit.WellgiveittoMike:Whycan'ttodaybeyourbirthday?KnowwhatImean?Ben:No.Mike:ComeonBenny,aren'tyoulisteningtome?Ben:Listeningtowhat?Mike:Wearegonnahaveyourbirthdayparty.Ben:Butit'snotmybirthday!!!Mike:Benny!Benny!Comeon,wakeupandsmellyourbirthdaycake.We'regoingtoneedsomebrainsonthisoperation.Ben:StinkycanMike:Youarethisclosetobeingtossedoutofthatwindow.IamtalkingaboutBen:CarolwillneverhelpMike:OhcomeonBen.Youknowhowanytimesomeonementionsromance,Carolgoescompletelybap-loop?Ben:Yeah.Mike:SowetellheraboutJudyandshe'llgetallweepylikemumandthenshe'llhelpout.Icanalmosthearthathighpitchedsquealnow.Carol:Ohh!Doesshefeelthesamewayaboutyou?Ben:Ithinkso.Sowillya?Carol:WellofcourseI'llhelpyou.OhBen!Mike:WhatdidItellyou?Carol:Nowwedon'thavemuchtimehere.Mike:SeeBennie?She'salreadythinking.Carol:Iknowtheperfectwaytogetmumanddadoutofthehouse.MikeIassumeyouaredoingyourparttohelpout?Mike:Ah.Youknowme.WhateveritBen:Whyhasn'tMikecalledyet?Carol:Hewill,hewill.Ben:Sureheknowswhattosay?Relax,IevenwrotehimaJason:You'rerighthoney.WhatwasIthinking?Ofcourse,I'llcookdinner,youbreastfeedthebaby.Whatareyouguysdoing?Ben:Waitingforthestinkingphonetoring.Jason:What?(phoneBen:It'sforyouJason:Howdoyouknowthat?Ben:Idon't.HowcouldI?Jason:Hello.Yes,thisisdoctorMike:(inIndianaccent)Ohhello.Iveryverywonderfulnewscomingtoyou.Jason:Whoisthis?tobeinformingyouthattonightonly,youhavewonafreedinnerfortwoatmypitifulestablishment.Thatshouldbebeautifulestablishment.Jason:Wellthanksverymuchanyway,butI'mafraidtonightisoutofquest…I,I,I,didyousayMike:Ohyes.AsfreeasthebirdsthatflyoverthecloudsinPunjab.Jason:Wellfree,hu?Mike:Ohyes.Wouldeighto'clockbepleasingforyou?Jason:Eightwouldbefine.Yes.Mike:Ohgoody.Iwillbecountingthevisibleminutes.UntilthenIbidJason:Ok,byebye.Heywhatdoyouknow?HeyCarol,wouldyouminduh...Ben:Babysitting?She'sloveto.Carol:Suredad.Ihadplans,butIguessIJason:Great!Getdressedhoney,I'mtreatingyoutoafinedinner.Ben:Mike,whenaremumanddadgoingtoleave?Huhuhu?Mike:Ben!Carol:Ok,refreshmentsareinthebackofMike'scar.Thedecorationsarehiddenundertheporch,Ievenrememberedtogetcondiments.Mike:Carol,whatareyouthinking?TheseareJuniorhighSchoolkids.Carol:AndIdroppedfortydollarsoffattherestaurant.Mike:AreyousurefortyisgoingtobeCarol:Wellitwillhavetobe.That'sallIfoundonyourdresser.Mike:What?Carol:Yousaidwhateverittakes.Wellittookyourfortybucks.Mike:WellIalreadypaidfortheband.Carol:Band.Whatband?(phonerings)Carol:Excuseme.Hello.OhyesDoctorSeaver'shere.Um,holdon.AnotherMike:Hello.Yes,thisisdoctorSeaver.Please,callmeJason.Yes,I'llkeepmyeyeonthelittletykes.I'llbehereallevening.Ok,byebye.Jason:You'llbeherealleveningonaFridaynight?IsanythingwrongwithyourMike:Oh,yeahIgotacolddad.That'swhyI'mstayinginallnight.Hey,whyinfectthecollegewomenofLongIsland?Heydad.Carol:Dad,aren'tyougoingtobelateifyoudon'tleaveJason:Iwasreadyhalfanhourago,butyounowwhatyourmotherislike.She'sgorgeousandsmart,andhasagreatsenseofhumor.Maggie:You'repushingitJason.Jason:Theresheis.Maggie:Chrissyshouldsleepthrough.MikeandCarol:Ok,youguyshavefun.Jason:Stinky!Whatareyougoinghere?Stinky:Whatdoyoumeanwhatam JustdroppedintosayhitoJason:WearingaStinky:WellI'mgoingtomyuncle'sfuneral.Maggie:Withapresent.Stinky:We'recircuspeople.Maggie:Night.Mike:Ok,goodnight.Havefun.Youkidshavefun.Seeyoulater.WearecircusBen:IsJudywithyouStinky:So,whatdidyougetBenforhisVito:It'snothisbirthdaydeadhead.Igothimanemptybox.Stinky:Ahnuts.That'swhatIgothim.Ben:How'smyVito:RelaxSeaver.Thisisgoingtoworkoutfine.Ben:Yeah,yeah,yeah.Stinky:What'sgoingtoworkoutBen:ThisphonypartythatI'mhavingthatwillgivemeachanceto,youknow.Vito:Yeah.Stinky:Achancetowhat?Vito:PutthemoviesonJudy.Stinky:Why?Ben:Stinky:Becausewhat?Ben:Justbecause.Stinky:Whydidn'tyoujustsaythatinthefirstplace?Ben:Judy'shere.She'shere.Stinky:Let'sgotalktoCarol:SowhereisthisbandyousupposedlyMike:Inthekitchengettingready.Keepyourshirton.AndImeanthat.We'vegotimpressionableyoungchildrenhere.(Bandcomesin)Carol:Whatisthat?Mike:Itsboner'suncleNinzo.Isn'thegreat?Hey!Hey!Hey!Ben:Morecake?Judy:Threepiecesareplenty.Areyouhavingagoodtime?No.AgreatBen:ThisisthebestbirthdaypartyIeverJudy:Ihaven'tevenwishedyouhappybirthdayyet.HaveI.Ben:Nah,butthat'sok.Judy:No,it'snot.Happybirthday,Benjamin.Okeverybody.Timefortheclothepindrop.Everyone:Yeah!Maggie:OhJason,whataniceidea.Whatafancyplace.Jason:Nothing'stoogoodformyMaggie.Maggie:Jason,let'sreestablishouronceamonthdinneralonerule.Jason:Ithinkwejustdid.Waiter:Hereyouare.ThePunjabsurprise.OhandIthoughtitmightpleaseyoutoenjoythebeansmoroccoaswell.Jason:Beansmorocco.Ilovebeansmorocco.Isthatincludedinthefreedinneraswell?Maggie:FreeWaiter:Certainly,yourcheckhasbeen,asyousay,takencareof.UptofiftyJason:YounevermentionedafortydollarlimitontheWaiter:Excuseme.ButIhaveneverhadthepleasureofspeakingtoyouonthetelephonesir.Jason:AhitmusthavebeentheWaiter:Iamtheownerofthisbeautifulestablishment.Thereisnooneelseyoumighthavespokenwith.Jason:Well,I'mbeginningtosmellaCarol:Shhh!Tothevictortogothespoils.AclosepindropchampionshipofLongIsland.Stinky:Thanks,butmyname'snotVictor.Carol:NoStinky,see,nevermind.Musician:Ok,let'sslowitdownnow.WiththemusicIoffer,youcan'trefuse.Ben:So,youwanttodance?Judy:IwasworriedthatuncleLucciowasnevergoingtoplayaslowone.HappyMaggie:WhatisgoingonJason:Somehow,IwasnotreassuredbyakidnamedStinky,tellingmeeverythingwasfinewhileHavanigellaplayedinthebackground.Whoareyou?Musician:IamuncleNunzio.Jason:Oh.Stinky:Ohyeah.Iforgot.YourdadMike:Dadadadadadada.AlrightCarol.Whattheheckisgoingoninhere?Maggie:NicetryMike.AndCarol,IleaveyoualonewithChrissyonetime,andthisiswhathappens.Ihopeyoudon'thaveanyplansforthenextsixmonths.Mike:Yeah!Maggie:YoueitherMike.Carol:Mum,thebaby'sfine.Maggie:Wellyou'llforgivemeifIcheckforMike:Dad,justbetwe