2023学年完整公开课版英语剧搞笑

WorkInterviewInterviewer（钟）Candidate（张）Candidate（郑）Scene1TheHonestWoodcutterWeallknowthatcompetitionforjobsisnowquitelarge。Ifwecangetagoodjobdependslargelyonyourinterviewskills.Ourperformanceis"mockinterviews."（Pleasemakeabriefself-introduction）.Iamamale,non-female.20yearsold,170cm/Focusonundergraduate.However,myperformanceisstillverybrilliant.Ihaveahouse-buthadtopaythemonthlyrent.1.Q:WhydidyoucometoApplyforthejob?A:InthepastIwasastraymule,nowIconsideredtofindorganizations.俺以前是一只迷途的骡子，现在可算找到组织了。

2.Q:Howdoyouknowthatwerecruitthispostit?A:Aqualifiedemployeenotonlyhaveamule-likebody,butalsomusthaveagoodsenseofsmelllikeadog.一个合格的员工除了要有骡子般的身体以外，还必须有猎狗一样的嗅觉。Scene1TheHonestWoodcutter3.Q:Whatdoyouthinkthebiggestadvantagesofyou?A:Likeawork-hardermule,,likeawork-hardbee(蜜蜂),behonestasadog.像骡子一样吃苦，像工蜂一样耐劳，像猎狗一样忠诚。4.Q:what’syourgreatestweakness?A:Iamanidiot(白痴)inadditiontowork-harder.除了干活就是个白痴。5.Q:Whatcanyoudoincompany?A:aexemplaryrole,sothatallemployeesfeelthattheyaretheworld'shappiestpeople–tomakepeopleofalltheworldenvyme.表率作用，让所有员工都觉得自己是世界上最幸福的人――全世界都羡慕俺。Scene1TheHonestWoodcutter6.Q:Whatareyoursalaryexpectations?A:Ibelongtodairycattletype,eatgrass,squeezedoutismilk.俺属奶牛型，吃的是草，挤出来是奶。7.Q:Whatdoyouthinkworkovertime?A:workovertimecanlivelonger,workovertimeisgoodtohealth,workovertimecanloseweight,workovertimecaneasethetrafficpressure,workovertimeisconducivetoBirthcontrol.加班可以延年益寿，加班有利于健康，加班可以减肥，加班可以缓解交通压力，加班有利于计划生育（有利于世界和平）。

8.Q:Youcandoabetterjobinthepastdo?A:OfcourseIcan,becauseIhavebeentochallengemyselfallthetime,inthepastIwork14hoursaday,andnowmyaimisthatwork18hoursaday.当然能，因为俺一直在挑战自我，过去俺每天工作十四小时，现在俺的目标是每天工作十八小时。

Scene1TheHonestWoodcutter9.Q:Overall,doyouthinkshouldhaveaqualifiedstaffwhatquality?A:Themule-likephysiqueandpatience,senseofsmelllikedogsandloyalty,thewolfenterprise,aswellassnail-likeappetite.骡子般的体魄和耐性，狗一样的嗅觉和忠诚，狼一样的进取心，还有蜗牛般的食欲。

10.Q:whataboutyourhealthstatus?What‘syourhistoryofdiseases?.A:Itisdepends,IamnotstrongerthandinosaursbutIstrongerthancows,Idon’thaveotherillnessesexceptedwork-harder!就要看和谁比了，和骡子比要强一些，和恐龙比可能要略差一点。其他毛病一概没有——斗胆问一句：工作狂算不算病？

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candidateq：Canyousellyourselfintwominutes？goforit!a：Idependonmyqualificationsandexperience，IfeelIamhardworking，responsibleanddiligentinanyprojectwhichIcanundertake.Yourorganizationcouldbenefitfrommyanalyticalandinterpersonalskills.q：Couldyougivemeasummaryofyourcurrentjobdescription？a：Ihavebeenworkingasacomputerprogrammerforfiveyears.Andidosystemanalysis，troubleshootingandprovidesoftwaresupport.q：whydidyouleaveyourlastjob？a：well，Iamhopingtogetanofferofabetterposition.Ifopportunityknocks，Iwilltakeita：IfeelIhavereachedthe"glassceiling"inmycurrentjob.Ifeelthatthereisnoopportunityforadvancement.

q：Howdoyourateyourselfasaprofessional？a:Idependonmystrongacademicbackgroundandcanundertakeanyjobs!q：Whatcontributiondidyoumaketoyourcurrent(previous)organization？a：Ihavefinishedthreenewprojects，andIamsureIcanapplymyexperiencetothisposition.q：Whatdoyouthinkyouareworthtous？a：IfeelIcanmakesomepositivecontributionstoyourcompanyinthefuture.q：Whatmakeyouthinkyouwouldbeasuccessinthisposition？a：Itakepart

inmygraduateschooltrainingduringmyinternship!WhatmoreIdoparticularjob.SoIamsureIwillbesuccessful.q：Whatisyourstrongesttrait(s)？a：Iamhelpfulnessandcaring,adaptabilityandsenseofhumor,cheerfulnessandfriendlinessq：Whatpersonalitytraitsdoyouadmire？a：Iadmireapersonwhoishonest，flexibleandeasy-going.Ilikepeoplewhopossessthe"cando"spirit.q：Whatdoyoufindfrustratinginaworksituation？a：Sometimes，thenarrow-mindedpeoplemakemefrustratedandthepeople‘smindthatarenotreceptivetonewideas.q：Howdoyouhandleyourconflictwithyourcolleaguesinyourwork？a：Iwilltrytopresentmyideasinamoreclearandcivilizedmannerinordertogetmypointsacross.q：Whatprovideyouwithasenseofaccomplishment.a：Doingmybest