2022年愚人节英语搞笑对话2

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愚人节英语笑话

1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfool’sday?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)

2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：whenit’srainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)

3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)

4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)

5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)

答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)

6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)

7.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：he’smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.what’sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?答：smiles.becausethere’samilebetweentheletter‘s’.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysanswer“yes”?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答：”whatdoesy-e-sspell?”(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中

篇二：十个愚人节经典英文笑话

TheSwissSpaghettiHarvest

TherespectedBBCnewsshowPanoramaannouncedthatthankstoaverymildwinterandthevirtualeliminationofthedreadedspaghettiweevil,Swissfarmerswereenjoyingabumperspaghetticrop.It

accompaniedthisannouncementwithfootageofSwisspeasantspullingstrandsofspaghettidownfromtrees.Hugenumbersofviewersweretakenin.ManycalledtheBBCwantingtoknowhowtheycouldgrowtheirownspaghettitree.TothistheBBCdiplomaticallyreplied,“placeasprigofspaghettiinatinoftomatosauceandhopeforthebest.”SidFinch

SportsIllustratedpublishedastoryaboutanewrookiepitcherwhoplannedtoplayfortheMets.HisnamewasSiddFinch,andhecouldreportedlythrowabaseballat168mphwithpinpointaccuracy.Thiswas65mphfasterthanthepreviousrecord.Surprisingly,SiddFinchhadneverevenplayedthegamebefore.Instead,hehadmasteredthe“artofthepitch”inaTibetanmonasteryundertheguidanceofthe“greatpoet-saintLamaMalarias.”Metsfanscelebratedtheirteams’amazingluckathavingfoundsuchagiftedplayer,andSportsIllustratedwasfloodedwithrequestsformoreinformation.Inrealitythislegendaryplayeronlyexistedintheimaginationoftheauthorofthearticle,George

Plimpton。

InstantColorTV

In1962therewasonlyoneTVchannelinSweden,anditbroadcastinblackandwhite.Thestation’stechnicalexpert,KnellStemson,appearedonthenewstoannouncethat,thankstoanewtechnology,viewerscouldconverttheirexistingsetstodisplaycolorreception.AlltheyhadtodowaspullanylonstockingovertheirTVscreen.Stemsonproceededtodemonstratetheprocess.Thousandsofpeopleweretakenin.RegularcolorbroadcastsonlycommencedinSwedenonApril1,1970.TheTacoLibertyBell

TheTacoBellCorporationannouncedithadboughttheLibertyBellandwasrenamingittheTacoLibertyBell.HundredsofoutragedcitizenscalledtheNationalHistoricParkinPhiladelphiawherethebellwas

housedtoexpresstheiranger.TheirnerveswereonlycalmedwhenTacoBellrevealed,afewhourslater,thatitwasallapracticaljoke.ThebestlineofthedaycamewhenWhiteHousepresssecretaryMikeMcCurrywasaskedaboutthesale.Thinkingonhisfeet,herespondedthatthe

LincolnMemorialhadalsobeensold.Itwouldnowbeknown,hesaid,astheFordLincolnMercuryMemorial。

SanSherriff

TheBritishnewspaperTheGuardianpublishedaspecialsevensupplementdevotedtoSanSherriff,asmallrepublicsaidtoconsistofseveralsemi-colon-shapedislandslocatedintheIndianOcean.Aseriesofarticlesaffectionatelydescribedthegeographyandcultureofthisobscurenation.ItstwomainislandswerenamedUpperCuisseandLowerCuisse.ItscapitalwasBodoni,anditsleaderwasGeneralPica.TheGuardian’sphonesrangalldayasreaderssoughtmoreinformationabouttheidyllicholidayspot.Onlyafewnoticedthateverythingabouttheislandwasnamedafterprinter’sterminology。

NixonforPresident

1992:NationalPublicRadio’sTalkoftheNationprogramannouncedthatRichardNixon,inasurprisemove,wasrunningforPresidentagain.Hisnewcampaignsloganwas,“Ididn’tdoanythingwrong,andIwon’tdoitagain.”AccompanyingthisannouncementwereaudioclipsofNixondeliveringhiscandidacyspeech.Listenersrespondedviscerallytotheannouncement,floodingtheshowwithcallsexpressingshockandoutrage.OnlyduringthesecondhalfoftheshowdidthehostJohn

Huckleberryrevealthattheannouncementwasapracticaljoke.Nixon’svoicewasimpersonatedbycomedianRichLittle.

AlabamaChangestheValueofPi

TheApril1998issueoftheNewMexicansforScienceandReason

newslettercontainedanarticleclaimingthattheAlabamastatelegislaturehadvotedtochangethevalueofthemathematicalconstantpifrom

3.14159tothe‘Biblicalvalue’of3.0.Soonthearticlemadeitswayontotheinternet,andthenitrapidlyspreadaroundtheworld,forwardedbyemail.ItonlybecameapparenthowfarthearticlehadspreadwhentheAlabamalegislaturebeganreceivinghundredsofcallsfrompeopleprotestingthelegislation.Theoriginalarticle,whichwasintendedasaparodyoflegislativeattemptstocircumscribetheteachingofevolution,waswrittenbyphysicistMarkBoslough.

TheLeft-HandedWhopper

1998:BurgerKingpublishedafullpageadvertisementinUSATodayannouncingtheintroductionofanewitemtotheirmenu:a“Left-HandedWhopper”speciallydesignedforthe32millionleft-handedAmericans.Accordingtotheadvertisement,thenewwhopperincludedthesameingredientsastheoriginalWhopper(lettuce,tomato,hamburgerpatty,etc.),butallthecondimentswererotated180degreesforthebenefitoftheirleft-handedcustomers.ThefollowingdayBurgerKingissuedafollow-upreleaserevealingthatalthoughtheLeft-HandedWhopperwasahoax,thousandsofcustomershadgoneintorestaurantstorequestthenewsandwich.Simultaneously,accordingtothepressrelease,“many

othersrequestedtheirown‘righthanded’version.”

HotheadedNakedIceBorers

DiscoverMagazinereportedthatthehighlyrespectedwildlifebiologistDr.AprilPizzahadfoundanewspeciesinAntarctica:thehotheadednakediceborer.Thesefascinatingcreatureshadbonyplatesontheirheadsthat,fedbynumerousbloodvessels,couldbecomeburninghot,allowingtheanimalstoborethroughiceathighspeeds.Theyusedthisabilitytohuntpenguins,meltingtheicebeneaththepenguinsandcausingthemtosinkdownwardsintotheresultingslushwherethehotheadsconsumedthem.Aftermuchresearch,Dr.Pizzatheorizedthatthe

hotheadsmighthavebeenresponsibleforthemysteriousdisappearanceofnotedAntarcticexplorerPhilippePoissonin1837.“Totheiceborers,hewouldhavelookedlikeapenguin,”thearticlequotedherassaying.Discoverreceivedmoremailinresponsetothisarticlethantheyhadreceivedforanyotherarticleintheirhistory.

PlanetaryAlignmentDecreasesGravity

TheBritishastronomerPatrickMooreannouncedonBBCRadio2thatat9:47AMaonce-in-a-lifetimeastronomicaleventwasgoingtooccurthatlistenerscouldexperienceintheirveryownhomes.TheplanetPlutowouldpassbehindJupiter,temporarilycausingagravitationalalignmentthatwouldcounteractandlessentheEarth’sowngravity.Mooretoldhis

篇三：十个愚人节经典英文笑话免费下载

TheSwissSpaghettiHarvest

瑞士面条树

spaghettiharvest1957:TherespectedBBCnewsshowPanoramaannouncedthatthankstoaverymildwinterandthevirtualeliminationofthedreaded

spaghettiweevil,Swissfarmerswereenjoyingabumperspaghetticrop.ItaccompaniedthisannouncementwithfootageofSwisspeasantspullingstrandsofspaghettidownfromtrees.Hugenumbersofviewersweretakenin.ManycalledtheBBCwantingtoknowhowtheycouldgrowtheirownspaghettitree.TothistheBBC

diplomaticallyreplied,“placeasprigofspaghettiinatinoftomatosauceandhopeforthebest.”

1957年愚人节BBC新闻中说，瑞士的面条树大丰收，农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗，打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。BBC对此的回复是：把一根面条插在番茄酱里，然后就等着吧。

小编点评：面条树都有人信，不知道摇钱树有没有人信？

SiddFinch

虚拟棒球天才

SiddFinch1985:SportsIllustratedpublishedastoryaboutanewrookiepitcherwhoplannedtoplayfortheMets.HisnamewasSiddFinch,andhecouldreportedlythrowabaseballat168mphwithpinpointaccuracy.Thiswas65mphfasterthanthepreviousrecord.Surprisingly,SiddFinchhadneverevenplayedthegamebefore.Instead,hehadmasteredthe“artofthepitch”inaTibetanmonasteryundertheguidanceofthe“greatpoet-saintLamaMilaraspa.”Metsfanscelebratedtheirteams’amazingluckathavingfoundsuchagiftedplayer,andSportsIllustratedwasfloodedwithrequestsformoreinformation.Inrealitythislegendaryplayeronlyexistedintheimaginationoftheauthorofthearticle,GeorgePlimpton。

1985年愚人节，运动画刊杂志发布一条假消息，称一个名为SiddFinch的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph时速的球，比当时记录高出65mph；而且这位

新人之前都没有玩过棒球！他在一个西藏的寺庙里学会了投球的艺术。大批棒球粉丝因此被骗。其实这个只是文章作者瞎编的。

小编点评：要在中国，你说男足出了一个天才，谁信？

InstantColorTV

即时彩色电视

image1962:In1962therewasonlyonetvchannelinSweden,anditbroadcastinblackandwhite.The

station’stechnicalexpert,KjellStensson,appearedonthenewstoannouncethat,thankstoanewtechnology,viewerscouldconverttheirexistingsetstodisplaycolorreception.Alltheyhadtodowaspullanylonstockingovertheirtvscreen.Stenssonproceededtodemonstratetheprocess.Thousandsofpeopleweretakenin.RegularcolorbroadcastsonlycommencedinSwedenonApril1,1970.

1962年愚人节，当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道，

而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在新闻中说，彩色电视已经研发成功，用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人信了。

小编点评：我如果说，沪江网全面升级，成为全球第一家3D网站，你们信么？

TheTacoLibertyBell

塔可自由钟

TacoLibertyBell1996:TheTacoBellCorporationannouncedithadboughttheLibertyBelland