大学生英语话剧剧本

大学生英语话剧剧本（一）《MayDreamWon'tComeTure》Scenel（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）Narrator：又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序二（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A：Oh,no!Thereisnofoodagain!Wehavealreadyranasfastaswecan.B:（看看手表）25secondstoday.We'dbetterrunquicklytomorrow.A:Whatawonderfulthingifweneedn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）likethis!B:Well.Let'sgo,backtodormitory,eatthejunkfood!What'slessonthisafternoon?A:Wehavealisteningexamination.It'sboring!Imaysleepingagain~Scene2（A的办公室内）Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）秘书：Goodmorning,A.I'lltellyoutoday'sarrangement:Youhavetwolessonsinthemorning,theyaremusicclassandP.E.Thenacomputerlessonafterlunch.That'sall.（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）A:Morning.Pleasesitdown.音：（拿着几张CD）That'snoneed.Ihavenothingtoteachtoday.YourhomeworkislistentotheseCDs.Amongthem,JayChou'snewrecordisthemostimportant.Ifyouhavenothingtoanswer,I'llgo.A:（翻看CD）Allright.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）Thenextone!（体育老师上）A:Oh,shouldIwearathleteuniform?体：Ofcourseyouneedn't.Inmyclass,youcanjustsithereandwatchsomesportsmatch.So,whichdoyouprefer,footballorbasketball?A:Er…BaskerballisOkay.体：Good!Boys,comeon!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Areyousatisfied?A:Em…justso-so.Ihopetowatchfootballnexttime.Youmaygonow.体：Ok.Haveagoodweek!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It'stimetohavelunch.（退到一旁）服：Goodafternoon.Whatdoyouwanttoday?A:Mmm…TodayIjustwanttoeatsomethingcheap.Beafsteakandredwine,please.服：Thankyou.（鞠躬）Waitamoment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）ThecomputerteacherjustcalledmethathewouldreplacethelessonwithapractiseoneintheNetworkBar.SoyoucanplaytheCrazyDanceon-linewell.A:Really?That'sgreat.（饭菜送上）That'stips.月艮：Thankyouverymuch.（退场）Scene3Narrator：A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）A:（伸个懒腰）Sogreatthatmycomputer'shomeworkhasfinished.Scene4Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'msosorry!（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话“Narrator:I'msosorry "）Scene5（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Goodafternoon!!!A!!!A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteakandredwine,please.This'stips.G爪起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'msosorry!ButIhadtogiveyouzero!Yousee,yourpaperissoclean!（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）Youhavedelayed7s.Wehavenothingtoeatagain!A：（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It'sjustadream!（欢呼）It'sdoesn'tmatter.lt'snotabadchoicetofightforfoodsometimes,isn'tit?B:Gosh!Wereareyoufrightenedbytheterribledream?A:Whydidyousaythat?It'sreallyawonderfuldream.Ithinkitwillturnmylifearound（欢快语气）。B:Soyouwon'tsleepintheclass?A:Ofcourse.Let'sgotothecanteen!B:Well,let'sgo!Narrator:Mydearfriends,whichlifedoyoupreferto,inthedreamorinreality?（音乐起）〜TheEnd~大学生英语话剧剧本（二）Michael:泽泓Scolfield:仲铨Lincoln:桂帆T-bag:捷驰宿舍3人：M:（readingbook）"rulesforstudents"thebookissohardtounderstand,it'salittleboringScolfield,whatareyoudoing?S:（刚开始没应答，忙于dota）i'mdotaing…Oh,noIlostagain（中文说：队友不给力啊）。whataday!Ilostfivetimestoday.Icouldn'tdotaanymoreAndLincoln,whatareyoubusywith?大学生英语话剧剧本L:nothing,justwatchingvideo.M：whichkindofvideoareyouwatching?Iguessit'sAmerican,right?Yeah,Americanofcourse.cleverboy,youknowIlikeAmericanmoviesverymuch.butthismovieI'mwatchingisnotthatfunny.Heyguys,it'sholiday,isthereanyfunwecanhave?S:SayIrememberthere'sapartytonightatE502.Oh,yes,Ialmostgorgetit.there'safellowshipgatheringtonight,whichcanbeagoodchancetomakesomefriendsyouknowwithsomebeautifulgirls,right?S:Yeah,that'sreallywonderful,youknow,IlikethiskindofgatheringpartyprettygirlsareeverywhereM&L:hahaweknowwhatyoumean.L:allright.it'sadeal.fourofusshouldgotothepartytogether.OKbutwhereisT-bag?S:T-bagT-bag进来T-bag,wherehaveyoubeen?wehaveagoodnews.Yeah,there'sapartytonight,andwecanhavefun,wouldyoucomewithus?T-bag:（装悲居［Jing）sorry,Idon'twantto,I'mnotinagoodmood.L:comeon,man,what'swrongwithyou?oh,wellit'saboutmyfather;myfamilytoldmethathegothurtwhenridingabike.M、L:it'sreallyapity.3人将进入PARTY场地时：S:lookatthosefourbeautifulgirls,asIsay:prettygirlsareeverywhere!M:Yeah,youareactuallyright,Ireallywannamakeacquaintancewiththem.L:不悦S:comeon,Lincoln,wearehavingpartywaitaminute,wearehavingfunwhileourgoodfriendT-bagisintrouble.Idon'tthinkit'sappropriate.We'regoodfriends.yeah,you'reright.weshoulddosthforT-bag.S:OK,GOODBYE,PRRETYGIRLS.PPT:（决定去做某事）2hourslater:宿舍：「装不爽3人进来后，T:whyareyoucomebacksoearly?Isthepartyfunny?L:Yeah,thegirlsareprrety,butweWEgotsthforyou.M:将一张纸递给T-BAGoh,mygod,it'saplanetiketformyhome,that'ssosweetofyouyougotobuytiketformeinsteadofhavingfunatthepartyTHANKS,GUYSM：dont'tthankus.WEarefriends,asthe《rulesforstudents》says:treatallofyourfriendsjustlikeyourfamilyathome.L:Yeah,we'rebrothers.severaldayslater:T-bagcomesbackT-bag:hey,guysI'mback.hey,T-bag,IsevethingOK?enhowaboutyourfather?T:well,myfather'shurtisn'tveryserious,he'llOKinamonthornot.enYOUareadutifulson.L:that'sreallygreat.Hey,what'sareyouwatchingjustnow?L:WELL,we'rewatchingfunnyvideo.It'sJapanesenotAmerican.Oh,Letmeseehowfunnyitis大学生英语话剧剧本（三）CastAnita:NeverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclassesKevin:Treats"skippingclasses"astheprincipleofuniversitylifeKen:EagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoitJason:AlwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclassesSteven:AlwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclassRita:Aprofessionalclassskipper SceneI(Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents.Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)Ken: Whyareyoulate?And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.Jason: Oh,shoot!Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?Ken: Sureif SceneII(Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)Anita: Hey,we,llhavethe"BusinessManagement"classinafewminutes.Whereareyougoing?Don?ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.Steven: Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.Anita: Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse,sbusiness.You'llgetyourselfintrouble.Dontyouknowit?…Kevin: Anita,don'tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?Anita: Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?Kevin: Twoo,clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar-Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!Anita: waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?Kevin: Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.Anita: No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.Kevin: Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead? SceneIII(AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm.Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)Rita:HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.Anita: Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.Rita: DidI?Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe'repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.Anita: Ibegyourpardon?TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didHtyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?Rita: Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.Anita: Youareloopynowbecauseyou'veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.Rita: Whydidyousayso?IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.Anita: Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning! SceneIV(KenandRitaaretalkingtoeachother.Theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)Ken: IwonderwhyyourCalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.Yet,everytimeIskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewIwasabsent.IthinkIamreallyunlucky.Rita: well,you'llappreciatewhatI'mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.Ken: Whatarethey?Rita: Nowlendmeyourears-Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you'llneverpassthecourse.Ken: HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?Rita:Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon'tRita:believeyoucanpassit.Ken： Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?Rita: Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.Ken: Why?Rita: Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.Andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmaya