《查理与巧克力工厂》英语剧本

CharlieandtheChocolateFactoryscript

Thisisastoryofanordinarylittleboy...

...namedCharlieBucket.

Hewasnotfasterorstrongerormorecleverthanotherchildren.

Hisfamilywasnotrichorpowerfulorwell-connected.

Infact,theybarelyhadenoughtoeat.

CharlieBucketwastheluckiestboyintheentireworld.

Hejustdidn'tknowityet.

-Evening,Buckets.-Evening.

Hi,Dad.

Soup'salmostready,darling.

Don'tsupposethere'sanythingextratoputin,love.

Oh,well.Nothinggoesbetterwithcabbagethancabbage.

Charlie...

...IfoundsomethingIthinkyou'lllike.

Charlie'sfatherworkedatthelocaltoothpastefactory.

Thehourswerelong,andthepaywasterrible...

...yetoccasionally,therewereunexpectedsurprises.

It'sexactlywhatIneed.

Whatisit,Charlie?

Dadfoundit,justthepieceIneeded.

-Whatpiecewasit?-AheadforWillyWonka.

Well,howwonderful.

It'squitealikeness.

-Youthinkso?-Thinkso?

Iknowso.

IsawWillyWonkawithmyowntwoeyes.

-Iusedtoworkforhim,youknow.-Youdid?

-Idid.-Hedid.

Hedid.

Ilovegrapes.

Ofcourse,Iwasamuchyoungermaninthosedays.

WillyWonkabeganwithasinglestoreonCherryStreet.

Butthewholeworldwantedhiscandy.

-Mr.Wonka.-Yeah?

WeneedmoreWonkabars...

-...andwe'reoutofchocolatebirds.-Birds?

Birds.

Well,thenwe'llneedtomakesomemore.Here.

Nowopen.

Themanwasagenius.

Didyouknowheinventedanewwayofmakingchocolateicecream...

...sothatitstayscoldforhourswithoutafreezer?

Youcanevenleaveitlyinginthesunonahotday,anditwon'tgorunny.

-Butthat'simpossible.-ButWillyWonkadidit.

Beforelong...

...hedecidedtobuildaproperchocolatefactory.

Thelargestchocolatefactoryinhistory.

Fiftytimesasbigasanyother.

Grandpa,don'tmakeitgross.

TellhimabouttheIndianprince.He'dliketohearaboutthat.

Youmean,PrincePondicherry?

Well,PrincePondicherrywrotealettertoMr.Wonka...

...andaskedhimtocomeallthewayouttoIndia...

...andbuildhimacolossalpalaceentirelyoutofchocolate.

Itwillhave100rooms,andeverythingwillbemadeofeitherdarkorlightchocolate.Truetohisword,thebrickswerechocolate...

...andthecementholdingthemtogetherwaschocolate.

Allthewallsandceilingsweremadeofchocolateaswell.

Sowerethecarpetsandthepicturesandthefurniture.

Itisperfectineveryway.

Yeah,butitwon'tlastlong.Youbetterstarteatingrightnow.

Oh,nonsense.Iwillnoteatmypalace.

Iintendtoliveinit.

ButMr.Wonkawasright,ofcourse.

Soonafterthis,therecameaveryhotdaywithaboilingsun.

Theprincesentanurgenttelegramrequestinganewpalace...

...butWillyWonkawasfacingproblemsofhisown.

Alltheotherchocolatemakers,yousee,hadgrownjealousofMr.Wonka.

Theybegansendinginspiestostealhissecretrecipes.Fickelgruberstartedmakinganicecreamthatwouldnevermelt.Prodnosecameoutwithachewinggumthatneverlostitsflavor.ThenSlugworthbeganmakingcandyballoons...

...thatyoucouldblowuptoincrediblesizes.

Thethieverygotsobad...

...thatoneday,withoutwarning...

...Mr.Wonkatoldeverysingleoneofhisworkerstogohome.

Heannouncedthathewasclosinghischocolatefactoryforever.

I'mclosingmychocolatefactoryforever.

I'msorry.

Butitdidn'tcloseforever.It'sopenrightnow.

Yes,well,sometimeswhengrownupssay"forever,"theymean"averylongtime."Suchas,"IfeellikeI'veeatennothingbutcabbagesoupforever."-Now,Pops.-Thefactorydidclose,Charlie.

Anditseemedlikeitwasgoingtobeclosedforever.

Thenonedaywesawsmokerisingfromthechimneys.-Thefactorywasbackinbusiness.-Didyougetyourjobback?No.

Noonedid.

Buttheremustbepeopleworkingthere.

Thinkaboutit,Charlie.Haveyoueverseenasingleperson...

...goingintothatfactoryorcomingoutofit?

No.Thegatesarealwaysclosed.

Exactly.

Butthen,who'srunningthemachines?

-Nobodyknows,Charlie.-Itcertainlyisamystery.

Hasn'tsomeoneaskedMr.Wonka?

Nobodyseeshimanymore.Henevercomesout.

Theonlythingthatcomesoutofthatplaceisthecandy...

...alreadypackedandaddressed.

I'dgiveanythingintheworldjusttogoinonemoretime...

...andseewhat'sbecomeofthatamazingfactory.

Well,youwon't,becauseyoucan't.Noonecan.

It'samystery,anditwillalwaysbeamystery.

Thatlittlefactoryofyours,Charlie,isascloseasanyofusisevergoingtoget.Comeon,Charlie.Ithinkit'stimeweletyourgrandparentsgetsomesleep.-Goodnight,GrandpaGeorge.-Night,Charlie.

-Night-night.-Chair.

Thankyou,dear.

Night,GrandpaJoe.

Goodnight,GrandmaGeorgina.

Nothing'simpossible,Charlie.

-Goodnight.-Night,Charlie.

Sleepwell.

Indeed,thatverynight,theimpossiblehadalreadybeensetinmotion.

Dearpeopleoftheworld...

...I,WillyWonka...

...havedecidedtoallowfivechildrentovisitmyfactorythisyear.

Inaddition,oneofthesechildrenshallreceiveaspecialprize...

...beyondanythingyoucouldeverimagine.

Fivegoldenticketshavebeenhidden...

...underneaththeordinarywrappingpaperoffiveordinaryWonkabars.

Thebarsmaybeanywhere...

...inanyshop,inanystreet,inanytown,inanycountryintheworld.

Wouldn'titbesomething,Charlie,toopenabarofcandy...

...andfindagoldenticketinside?

Iknow,butIonlygetonebarayear,formybirthday.

Well,it'syourbirthdaynextweek.

Youhaveasmuchchanceasanybodydoes.

Balderdash.Thekidswhoaregoingtofindthegoldentickets...

...aretheoneswhocanaffordtobuycandybarseveryday.

OurCharliegetsonlyoneayear.Hedoesn'thaveachance.

Everyonehasachance,Charlie.

Markmywords,thekidwhofindsthefirstticket...

...willbefat,fat,fat.

Augustus.Thisway.

IameatingtheWonkabar...

...andItastesomethingthatisnotchocolate...

...orcoconut...

...orwalnutorpeanutbutter...

...ornougat...

...orbutterbrittleorcaramelorsprinkles.

SoIlook...

...andIfindthegoldenticket.

Augustus,howdidyoucelebrate?

Ieatmorecandy.

WeknewAugustuswouldfindthegoldenticket.

Heeatssomanycandybarsaday...

...thatitwasnotpossibleforhimnottofindone.

Yes,itisgood,Augustus.

--goldenticketclaimedandfourmore

Toldyouit'dbeaporker.

Whatarepulsiveboy.

Onlyfourgoldenticketsleft.

Nowthatthey'vefoundone,thingswillreallygetcrazy.

--ofeveryshape,sizeandhue.

Veruca.Canyouspellthatforus,please?

V-E-R-U-C-A.VerucaSalt.

AssoonasmylittleVerucatoldmeshehadtohaveoneofthesegoldentickets...

...IstartedbuyingalltheWonkabarsIcouldlaymyhandson.

Thousandsofthem.Hundredsofthousands.

I'minthenutbusiness,yousee.SoIsaytomyworkers:

Morning,ladies.Fromnowon,youcanstopshellingpeanuts...

...andstartshellingthewrappersoffthesechocolatebarsinstead.

Threedayswentby,andwehadnoluck.Oh,itwasterrible.

MyVerucagotmoreandmoreupseteachday.

Where'smygoldenticket?

Iwantmygoldenticket.

Well,gentlemen,Ijusthatedtoseemylittlegirlfeelingunhappylikethat.

IvowedIwouldkeepsearchinguntilIcouldgiveherwhatshewanted.

Andfinally,Ifoundheraticket.

Daddy,Iwantanotherpony.

She'sevenworsethanthefatboy.

Idon'tthinkthatwasreallyfair.Shedidn'tfindtheticketherself.

Don'tworryaboutit,Charlie.Thatmanspoilshisdaughter.

Andnogoodevercomesfromspoilingachildlikethat.

Charlie,MumandIthought...

...maybeyouwannaopenyourbirthdaypresenttonight.

Hereyouare.

MaybeIshouldwaittillmorning.

-Likehell.-Pop.

Alltogether,we're381yearsold.Wedon'twait.

Now,Charlie,youmustn'tfeeltoodisappointed...

...youknow,ifyoudon'tgetthe

Whateverhappens,you'llstillhavethecandy.Ah,well.

That'sthat.

-We'llshareit.-Oh,no,Charlie.

Notyourbirthdaypresent.

It'smycandybar,andI'lldowhatIwantwithit.

Thankyou,darling.

Thankyou,Charlie.

Blessyou.

Allright,let'sseewhofoundit.

"ThethirdticketwasfoundbyMissVioletBeauregarde."

Thesearejustsomeofthe263trophiesandmedalsmyViolethaswon.

I'magumchewermostly,butwhenIheardabouttheseticketthings...

...Ilaidoffthegum,switchedtocandybars.

She'sjustadrivenyoungwoman.Idon'tknowwhereshegetsit.

I'mtheJuniorWorldChampionGumChewer.

ThispieceofgumI'mchewingrightnow...

...I'vebeenworkingonforthreemonthssolid.That'sarecord.

Ofcourse,Ididhavemyshareoftrophies,mostlybaton.

Soitsaysthatonekid'sgonnagetthisspecialprize,betterthanalltherest.Idon'tcarewhothoseotherfourare.Thatkid,it'sgonnabeme.

Tellthemwhy,Violet.

BecauseI'mawinner.

Whatabeastlygirl.

Despicable.

Youdon'tknowwhatwe'retalkingabout.

Dragonflies?

Butwait,thisisjustin.

ThefourthgoldentickethasbeenfoundbyaboycalledMikeTeavee.

Allyouhadtodowastrackthemanufacturingdates...

...offsetbyweatherandthederivativeoftheNikkeiIndex.

Aretardcouldfigureitout.

MostofthetimeIdon'tknowwhathe'stalkingabout.

Youknow,kidsthesedays,whatwithallthetechnology

Die!Die!Die!

Doesn'tseemliketheystaykidsverylong.

Intheend,Ionlyhadtobuyonecandybar.

-Andhowdidittaste?-Idon'tknow.

Ihatechocolate.

Well,it'sagoodthingyou'regoingtoachocolatefactory,youungratefullittle--Thatquestionis,whowillbethewinnerofthelastgold--?

-Dad?-Yes,Charlie?

Whyaren'tyouatwork?

Oh,well,thetoothpastefactorythoughtthey'dgivemeabitoftimeoff.

Likesummervacation?

Sure.Somethinglikethat.

Infact,itwasn'tlikeavacationatall.

Theupswingincandysaleshadledtoariseincavities...

...whichledtoariseintoothpastesales.

Withtheextramoney,thefactoryhaddecidedtomodernize...

...eliminatingMr.Bucket'sjob.

Wewerebarelymakingendsmeetasitwas.

You'llfindanotherjob.

Untilthen,I'lljust--Well,I'lljustthindownthesoupalittlemore.

Don'tworry,Mr.Bucket,ourluckwillchange.

Iknowit.

Charlie.

Mysecrethoard.

YouandIaregoingtohaveonemorefling...

...atfindingthatlastticket.

Yousureyouwanttospendyourmoneyonthat?

OfcourseI'msure.Here.

Rundowntotheneareststore...

...andbuythefirstWonkacandybaryousee.

Bringitstraightback,andwe'llopenittogether.

Suchagoodboy,really.

Suchagood

Grandpa?

-Youfellasleep.-Haveyougotit?

Whichendshouldweopenfirst?

Justdoitquick,likeaBand-Aid.

DidyouseethatsomekidinRussiafoundthelastgoldenticket?

Yes,itwasinthepaperthismorning.

Goodboy.Comeon,George.Goodboy.

OneWonkaWhipple-ScrumptiousFudgemallowDelight,please.Okay.Hereyougo.

Thenerveofsomepeople.

Iknow.Forgingaticket.Comeon.

It'sagoldenticket.

YoufoundWonka'slastgoldenticket.

Inmyshoptoo!

Listen.I'llbuyitfromyou.I'llgiveyou$50andanewbicycle.

Areyoucrazy?I'dgivehim$500forthatticket.

Youwannasellmeyourticketfor$500,youngman?

That'senoughofthat.Leavethekidalone.

Listen.Don'tletanyonehaveit.Takeitstraighthome,youunderstand?

Thankyou.

Mom!Dad!

Ifoundit!

Thelastgoldenticket!It'smine!

Here.

Readitaloud.Let'shearexactlywhatitsays.

"Greetingstoyou,theluckyfinderofthisgoldenticket,fromMr.WillyWonka.

Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.Fornow,Idoinviteyoutocometomyfactory...

...andbemyguestforonewholeday."

"I,WillyWonka,willconductyouaroundthefactorymyself...

...showingyoueverythingthereistosee."

"Afterwards,whenitistimetoleave...

...youwillbeescortedhomebyaprocessionoflargetrucks...

...eachonefilledwithallthechocolateyoucouldevereat."

"Andremember,oneofyouluckyfivechildrenwillreceiveanextraprize...

...beyondyourwildestimagination.

Now,hereareyourinstructions."

"Onthe1stofFebruary,youmustcometothefactorygatesat10a.m.sharp.

You'reallowedtobringonememberofyourfamilytolookafteryou.

Untilthen,WillyWonka."

The1stofFebruary.

-Butthat'stomorrow.-Thenthere'snotamomenttolose.

Washyourface,combyourhair,scrubyourhands,brushyourteeth,blowyournose.

-Andgetthatmudoffyourpants.-Nowwemustalltryandkeepverycalm.

Firstthingthatwehavetodecideisthis:WhoisgoingwithCharlietothefactory?

Iwill.I'lltakehim.Youleaveittome.

Howaboutyou,dear?Don'tyouthinkyououghttogo?

Well,GrandpaJoeseemstoknowmoreaboutitthanwedo,and

Provided,ofcourse,hefeelswellenough.

No.We'renotgoing.

Awomanofferedme$500fortheticket.

Ibetsomeoneelsewouldpaymore.

Weneedthemoneymorethanweneedthechocolate.

Youngman,comehere.

There'splentyofmoneyoutthere.

Theyprintmoreeveryday.

Butthisticket...

...there'sonlyfiveoftheminthewholeworld...

...andthat'sallthere'severgoingtobe.

Onlyadummywouldgivethisupforsomethingascommonasmoney.

Areyouadummy?

No,sir.

Thengetthatmudoffyourpants.You'vegotafactorytogoto.

Daddy,Iwanttogoin.

It's9:59,sweetheart.

Maketimegofaster.

DoyouthinkMr.Wonkawillrecognizeyou?

Hardtosay.It'sbeenyears.

Eyesontheprize,Violet.

Eyesontheprize.

Pleaseenter.

Comeforward.

Closethegates.

Dearvisitors...

...itismygreatpleasuretowelcomeyoutomyhumblefactory.

AndwhoamI?

Well

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

Theamazingchocolatier

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

Everybodygiveacheer!Hooray!

He'smodest,cleverandsosmart

Hebarelycanrestrainit

Withsomuchgenerosity

Thereisnowaytocontainit!

TocontainitTocontain,tocontain,tocontain!

Hooray!

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

He'stheonethatyou'reabouttomeet

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

He'sthegeniuswhojustcan'tbebeat

Themagicianandthechocolatewiz

Thebestdarnguywhoeverlived

WillyWonka,hereheis!

Theamazingchocolatier

Wasn'tthatjustmagnificent?

Iwasworrieditwasgettingalittledodgyinthemiddlepart,butthenthatfinale

Whoareyou?

-He'sWillyWonka.-Really?

"Goodmorning,starshine.

TheEarthsayshello."

"Dearguests,greetings.

Welcometothefactory.Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.MynameisWillyWonka."

Thenshouldn'tyoubeupthere?

Icouldn'tverywellwatchtheshowfromupthere,now,couldI,littlegirl?

Mr.Wonka,Idon'tknowifyou'llrememberme...

...butIusedtoworkhereinthefactory.

Wereyouoneofthosedespicablespieswhotriedtosteal...

...mylife'sworkandsellittoparasitic,copycat,candy-makingcads?No,sir.

Thenwonderful.Welcomeback.

Let'sgetamoveon,kids.

Don'tyouwanttoknowournames?

Can'timaginehowitwouldmatter.Comequickly.Fartoomuchtosee.

Justdropyourcoatsanywhere.

-Mr.Wonka?Sureistoastyinhere.-What?

Ihavetokeepitwarminhere.Myworkersareusedtoanextremelyhotclimate.Theyjustcan'tstandthecold.

Whoaretheworkers?

Allingoodtime.Now

Mr.Wonka,I'mVioletBeauregarde.

-Idon'tcare.-Well,youshouldcare.

BecauseI'mgonnawinthespecialprizeattheend.

Well,youdoseemconfident,andconfidenceiskey.

I'mVerucaSalt.It'sverynicetomeetyou,sir.

Ialwaysthoughtaverrucawasatypeofwart...

...yougotonthebottomofyourfoot.

IamAugustusGloop.Iloveyourchocolate.

Icanseethat.Sodol.

Ineverexpectedtohavesomuchincommon.

You.You'reMikeTeavee.

You'rethelittledevilwhocrackedthesystem.

Andyou.Well,you'rejustluckytobehere,aren'tyou?

Andtherestofyoumustbetheir--

-Parents.-Yeah.

Momsanddads.

Dad?

Papa?

Okay,then.Let'smovealong.

-Wouldyoulikesomechocolate?-Sure.

Thenyoushould'vebroughtsome.

-Let'sbefriends.-Bestfriends.

Animportantroom,this.

-Afterall,itisachocolatefactory.-Thenwhyisthedoorsosmall?

That'stokeepallthegreatbigchocolateyflavorinside.

Now,dobecareful,mydearchildren.

Don'tloseyourheads.

Don'tgetoverexcited.

Justkeepverycalm.

It'sbeautiful.

What?

Oh,yeah,it'sverybeautiful.

Everydropoftheriver...

...ishot,meltedchocolateofthefinestquality.

Thewaterfallismostimportant.

Mixesthechocolate.

Churnsitup.Makesitlightandfrothy.

Bytheway...

...nootherfactoryintheworldmixesitschocolatebywaterfall,mydearchildren.Andyoucantakethattothebank.

People.

Thosepipes...

...suckupthechocolateandcarryitawayalloverthefactory.

Thousandsofgallonsanhour.Yeah.

Anddoyoulikemymeadow?Trysomeofmygrass.

Pleasehaveablade.Pleasedo.It'ssodelectableandsodarngood-looking.Youcaneatthegrass?

Ofcourseyoucan.

Everythinginthisroomiseatable.

EvenI'meatable.

Butthatiscalledcannibalism,mydearchildren...

...andis,infact,frowneduponinmostsocieties.

Yeah.

Enjoy.

Goon.Scoot,scoot.

Son.

Please.

Dad,hesaid,"Enjoy."

Whyholdontoit?Whynotstartanewpiece?

BecausethenIwouldn'tbeachampion.I'dbealoser,likeyou.

Daddy,lookoverthere.

Whatisit?

It'salittleperson.

Overthere,bythewaterfall.

-There'stwoofthem.-There'smorethantwo.

-Wheredotheycomefrom?-Whoarethey?

Aretheyrealpeople?

Ofcoursethey'rerealpeople.They'reOompa-Loompas.

-Oompa-Loompas?-lmported,directfromLoompaland.

-There'snosuchplace.-What?

Mr.Wonka,Iteachhigh-schoolgeography,andI'mheretotellyou--

Well,thenyou'llknowallaboutit,and,oh,whataterriblecountryitis.

Thewholeplaceisnothingbutthickjungles...

...infestedbythemostdangerousbeastsintheentireworld.

Hornswogglersandsnozzwangersandthoseterrible,wickedwhangdoodles.

IwenttoLoompalandlookingforexoticnewflavorsforcandy.

Instead...

...IfoundtheOompa-Loompas.

Theylivedintreehousestoescapefromthefiercecreatureswholivedbelow.TheOompa-Loompasatenothingbutgreencaterpillars,whichtastedrevolting.TheOompa-Loompaslookedforotherthings...

...tomashupwiththecaterpillarstomakethemtastebetter:

Redbeetles,thebarkofthebong-bongtree.

Allofthembeastly...

...butnotquitesobeastlyasthecaterpillars.

Butthefoodtheylongedforthemostwasthecocoabean.

AnOompa-Loompawasluckyifhefoundthreeorfourcocoabeansayear.

But,oh,howtheycravedthem.

Allthey'deverthinkaboutwascocoabeans.

Thecocoabeanisthethingfromwhichchocolateismade,soItoldthechief:Theyaresuchwonderfulworkers.

IfeelImustwarnyou,though,theyarerathermischievous.

Alwaysmakingjokes.

Augustus,mychild,thatisnotagoodthingyoudo!

Hey,littleboy.

Mychocolatemustbeuntouchedbyhumanhands.

He'lldrown.

Hecan'ts