三打白骨精英语剧本

三打白骨精英语剧本第1页/共11页角色分配旁白（P）沙僧（J）孙悟空（S）八戒（E）唐僧（T）白骨精所变的老头（B3）白骨精（B）哪吒（N）白骨精所变的太婆（B2）白骨精所变的女孩（B1）第2页/共11页ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster

芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3P:Fivehundredyearsago,thereisainvitinglegend.Nowadays,we’lltellyouthisinterestingstory,ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster.Let’sbegin.敢问路在何方.mp3T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,master………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!ForgivemeT:I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……第3页/共11页T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat?E:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefoods?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?第4页/共11页S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis…..?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!斗地主.mp3B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)B1:CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)第5页/共11页S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!B1:Ah……T:Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（胡说）S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…泰坦尼克号.mp3S:Please,Please,oh,no……T:Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?…No,sorry!B2:Oh,mypoorbaby!What’swrongwithyou?Tellme,tellmewhodidit!?Ican’tstandit!Whyisitalwaysmewhogetshurt?第6页/共11页S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!（地狱）E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two…(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!O,oncetherewasatrueloveatmyhand,butIdidn'ttreasureit.Ididn'trealizeituntilitwasgone.Thereisnothingmoremiserablethanit.IfGodcangivemeachancetorestart,I'lltellthemywifeandmydaughterthreewords“ILoveYou”.IfIhavetoaddadeadlinetothelove,Ihopeitwillbetenthousandyears.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)B3:

Justkillmeuseyourgoldencudgel(金箍棒),don’thesitate,please!Withoutmyfamily,Idon'twannaliveanymore.第7页/共11页T:You,you…(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!S:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）Youare......B:Howfoolishyouare,Mr.Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?第8页/共11页E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindit?S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)N:Excuseme,whereisthemonster?S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)S:What?第9页/共11页T:I'msorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.P:One