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713TheOneWhereRosita713Rosita[Scene:JoeyandRachel’s,RachelistryingtomoveJoey’schairandnothavingmuchluckatitasJoeyenters.]Joey:Joey:Whatare Rachel:Well,y’knowIwasthinkingofmovingthecouchoverJoey:(laughs)WhywouldyouwanttodoRachel:SothattherewillbeadecentplaceformetoJoey:Rach,thereisadecentplaceRachel:Andyourlapdoesnotcount!Okay?ComeonhelpmemoveJoey:No.No.Rachel:Joey:No.Rositadoesnotmove.Rachel:I’msorry,Rosita?Asin…Joey:AsinRositadoesnotRachel:Joey,it’sjustachair!What’sthebigJoey:Thebigdealisthatitistheexactequaldistancefromthebathroomtothekitchenandit’sattheperfectanglesoyoudon’tgetanyglarecomingofoffStevie.Rachel:StevietheTV?Joey:(glaringather)IsthereaRachel:No!(Joeysetshisbeerandbagofchipsdownandheadsintohisroom.)Ohwhatdoesheknow!ComeonRosita,uschichasgottosticktogether!(Shetriespullingonthebackofthechair,untilthehingebreaksandthebackfallsoff.)YouOpening[Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandRossareonthecouchtalking.PhoebeisgettingRoss:Hey,y’knowwhat’sweird?Afteryouguysgetmarried,whenyouintroducemetopeopleyou’regonnahavetosay,"Thisismybrother-in-lawRoss."Not,"MyfriendRoss,""brother-in-lawRoss."That’sweirdisn’tit?Chandler:Couldn’tIjustsay,"ThisisRoss?"Ross:(disappointed)Sure,dowhateveryouwant.(PhoebesitsdownbetweenChandlerandRoss.)Monica:(entering,carryinganewspaper)HeyRoss!So,Iwascheckingouttheuh,realestatesection…Ross:Monica:Lookatthis.(HandshimtheRoss:Oh,itlookslikemomanddad’shouse.Oh,itevenhasatreewithabrokenlimboutfrontandtheuh,thewindowintheatticis…OhmyGod!!Phoebe:What?Whathappenedtothewindowintheattic?!Monica:Ican’tbelievemomanddadaresellingthehouse!Ross:Ican’tbelievethey-theydidn’tevenlus!Phoebe:Ican’tbelieveIstilldon’tknowwhathappenedtothewindowin嗨嗨你干我坐在那边更合适一点不.不.不.不乔伊,这只是个椅子!有什么大不了的没哦,他知你这看这个阁楼上的窗我无法相信他们都不跟我们说一声!她一直把让你舒服当成头等大(RosscallshisparentsonhiscellRoss:(onphone)Uh, odad!MonicaandIjustsawthehouseinthepaper!(Listens)Yeswe’resurprised!(Listens)Whodidyouleaveamessagewith?Chandler:(knockingonthewindowwhileoutside)Sorry!(Runs[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,JoeyisexaminingtheinjurytoRositawhileRachelisapologizingtohim.]Rachel:Joey,JoeyIamsoJoey:Itoldyounottomoveit!Rach,howwouldyoufeelifsay,Iwantedtomoveyoumom,andyousaiddon’t,andIdiditanywayandherheadfelloff?Rachel:Okay,comeon—Joey,I’llbuyyouanewone!Allright?We’llgodowntothestorerightnowandwe’ll-we’llgetyouanewchair.Joey:(slowlyturningandglaringather)She’snotevencoldRachel:Butdon’tyouthinkRositawould’vewantedyoutomoveon?Imeany’know,shedidalwaysput…yourcomfortfirst.Joey:That’s(Rachelturnsforthedoorandmakesthe"Wow!"Rachel:(grabbinghercoat)Okay?YouJoey:Yeah,I…(ShutsofftheTV.)Idon’twantStevietoseeherlikethis.[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,RossandMonicaarestillgoingonabouttheRoss:Ican’tbelievewehavetosaygoodbyetothehousewegrewupin.Man,some-somestranger’sgonnabelivinginmyroom.Monica:Well,after15yearsofmomanddadkee itasashrinetoyou,it’stimethevelvetropescamedown.Ross:TheykeptyourroomforaMonica:Ohplease!Dadturnedmyroomintoagym20minutesafterImovedout!Igottasay,atanningbedandastackofVictoria’sSecretcatalogues,notagym!Ross:Comeon,youknowtheyloveyou.Monica:AsmuchastheyloveRoss:Iwastheirfirstborn!Theythoughtshewasbarren!It’snotmyPhoebe:(entering)Ross:Hey.Monica:Hey!Phoebe:Ugh,IhatethisRoss:What’swrongwiththisPhoebe:Wellokay,it’salreadyFebruaryandI’veonlygiventwomassagesandtheywereboththeworsttippersintheworld!Monica:ThatwasmeandPhoebe:Ohthat’sRoss:Hey,y’knowifyouwanttopickupsomeextracash?Somefriendsofminemadegoodmoney Monica:Ohthat’sagreatidea.You’rereallygoodonthePhoebe:Yeahandyeah,anditwouldprobablybebetterthanthelast jobIhad.Y’know,Iprobablywouldn’thavetosayspankasmuch.(Monica

那倒 都已经二月了,可我只做过两 哦,这就对了 好,我能干的很 这 有什么问题吗哦,好吧...嗯,我不RossareRoss:Phoebe:Ohyeah,likeyounever[Scene:The emarketingoffice,PhoebeisgettingshowntoherdeskbytheSupervisor:Sobasicallythisisveryeasy.Youreadfromthescriptandtrytosellasmuchtonerasyoupossiblycan.Phoebe:Okay,Icandothat!Oh,bytheway,IlovemySupervisor:(laughs)Whydon’twedoatrialPhoebe:Ohokay.Umm,allright.(Picksupthephoneandstartsreadingfromthescript.)Hi,thisisPhoebefromEmpireOffice s,canIspeaktoyoursupplymanagerplease?Supervisor:I’mthesupplyPhoebe:Umm,okayIwouldliketotalktoyouaboutyourtonerSupervisor:Wedon’tneedanyPhoebe:Ohokay,wellI’msorrytobotheryou.Bye-bye.(Hangsupthephone.)Yeahyou’reright,thisiseasy.Supervisor:Okay,whatwaswrongwiththatPhoebe:Ohwell,allright…um,nooffense,butyouwerekindofrude.Supervisor:They’realwaysgoingto lyoutheydon’tneedtoner,butthat’sokaybecausewhatevertheysay,youcanfindtheanswertoithereinthisscript.Phoebe:Oh.Supervisor:So,Ithinkyou’rereadytoselltoner,doyouhaveanylastPhoebe:No.(Pause)Ohwaityes!Ido,Idohaveonequestion.Whatistoner?[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,Chandlerisentering.]Chandler:Joey!Joe!(Seesthathe’snothereandstartsinvestigating.Hepicksupthebagofchips.)Fullbag.(Hepicksupthebeer.)Beer’sstillcold.Somethingterriblemust’vehappenedhere!(Hedecidesit’snotthatimportant;sitsdownonRosita,andthebackfallsoffcausinghimtoflipover.)Ohno-no-no-no-no-no!(RunsovertoStevie.)Stevie,Iwasneverhere!(Runsout.)[Scene:RossandMonica’sparent’sgarage,RossandMonicaarearrivingtogothroughtheirthings.Mr.Gellerisinthegarage.]Ross:Mr.Geller:I’mRoss:(enteringwithMonica)Mr.Geller:Hi.God,itseemslikejustyesterdayyouguysusedtocomeouttowatchmework.Ross:Dad,we-wecan’tbelieveyou’resellingtheMr.Geller:Well,it’stimeforanewfamilytostarttheirmemorieshereandhopefullytheircheckwillclearbeforetheyfindthecrackinthefoundationandtheasbestosintheceiling.Ross:(ToMonica)Let’sgrabourstuffandget outofMr.Geller:I’msorrywecan’tstoreyourchildhoodthingsMonica:Oh,that’sokay,Ican’twaittoseeeverythingagain!Allofthe

不过你有点粗鲁因为无论他们怎么说 没有乔伊乔满满一袋啤酒还是冰的哦不-不-不-不-不-不!? 的时候了,拿上我们的东西赶 好吧,我不知道这些盒子里有什么 应该是你母亲的Mr.Geller:Well,Idon’tknowwhat’sintheboxesdownhere,butIdoknowtherearesixorsevenEasyBakeOvensintheattic.Monica:IusedtolovetoplayRoss:Yeah,notasmuchasyouusedtolovetoplayuncookedbattereater.Monica:Hey,itisunreasonabletoexpectachildtowaitforalightbulbtocookbrownies!(Shegoestotheattic.)Mr.Geller:So,Ithinkyou’reboxesareoverhere.(Theywalkovertothem.)Ross:Wow!Great!(Findsapackofcigarettes.)Wait,dadwho-who’scigarettesarethese?Mr.Geller:Idon’tknow.They-theymustbeyourmother’s,butplease,pleasedon’taskher.I’llthrowtheseaway.(HeputstheminhispocketasRossfindssomethingofinterestinoneofhisboxes.)Ross:Cool!Dad!Myreportcards!Hey,checkthisoutdad,(readinghisgrades)Math,A.Science,A.History,A.Gym…(Heputsitawayandfindssomethingelse.)Oooh,myrockpolisher!Mr.Geller:Ohlook,lookthere’syouroldmakeupRoss:It’saclownkit!ClownMr.Geller:Well,thewhiteseemstobeuntouched.(HethrowsitbackintotheboxasMr.Gellermovesatarpandmakesadiscovery.)Uh-oh.Ross:Mr.Geller:Y’knowhowthegaragefloodseveryRoss:HowareyouevergoingtosellthisMr.Geller:IthinkIaccidentallyusedMonica’sboxestokeepthewaterawayfromthePorsche.Ross:Ohno.Dad!Dad!What…(Hegoestoopenoneofherboxesanditripsapart.)OhGod…everything’sruined!Dad,she’sgonnabecrushed!Mr.Geller:Youdon’tsecretlysmokedoyou?Ross:No!Mr.Geller:Soit’sjustyourmother[Scene: emarketingoffice,PhoebeishardatPhoebe:(onphone)Hi,thisPhoebefromEmpireOffice s,canIspeaktoyoursupplymanagerplease?(Listens)Earl,thanks.(Listens)HiEarl,thisisPhoebefromEmpireOffice sI’dliketotalktoyouaboutyourtonerneeds.(She’sreadingfromthescript.)[CuttoEarl’soffice,whoisplayedbyJasonAlexander,GeorgefromSeinfeld.TheycutbackandforthbetweenPhoebe’sandEarl’sofficeswitheachoftheirEarl:Idon’tneedanyPhoebe:I’mhearingwhatyou’resaying,butatourpriceseveryoneneedsEarl:NotPhoebe:MayIaskEarl:Youwannaknowwhy.YouwannaknowPhoebe:IsurelyEarl:Okay,Idon’tneedanytonerbecauseI’mgoingtokillmyself.(Phoebedespera ytriestofindthescriptedresponsetothatline.)Phoebe:(doesn’thaveanyluck)Umm,is-isthatbecauseyou’reoutof

酷 那么只有你母亲这样 我不需要墨粉我不是我可以问问为什么吗 我可以推迟再干好!那么,为什么你 呢 对不起,什没什么,我肯定有人知道你的存在 [Scene: emarketingoffice,PhoebeisstilltalkingtoEarl:Okay,so…notonertoday.Thanksanyway,bye-Phoebe:No-nowait-wait!Ican’tjustletyouhangup!Justpleasetalktome.Earl:Well…Ionlyhaveonethingtodotoday.(Helooksathisboardinhisofficethatreads,"Today’sTasks:KILLSELF.")IguessIcouldpushitback.Phoebe:Yeah!Now,whydoyouwanttokillEarl:It’sjustthatIuh,havebeenworkingfortenyearsnowatthismeaningless,dead-endjobandnobodyhereevenknowsIexist!Phoebe:Earl:I-I’mPhoebe:Nolook,I-I’msurethatpeopleknowyouEarl:Ohyeah?Iworkinacubiclesurroundedbypeople.I’vebeentalkingtoyouforfiveminutesnowaboutkillingmyselfandnoone’sevenlookedupfromtheirdesk.Hang-hangon.(Tothepeoplestandingaroundhiscubicle.)Heyeverybody!Uh,I’mgonnakillmyself!(There’snoresponse;nooneevenlooksup.)I’llgetbacktoya.(ToPhoebe)Igotnothing.Wait.(Hesetsthephonedown.)Uh,heyMarge!(Mimesputtingaguntohishead,pullingthetrigger,andsplatteringhisbrainonthewallbehindhim.Thenpointstohimself.Margewatchesthis,thengoesbacktowork.)(ToPhoebe)Ehh,nothing.Nothing.[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,ChandlerhasreplacedRositawithhischair.]Chandler:Mychair.Now,ifanybodyasks,yournameisRosita!(Herunsoutthedoor,grabsthebackofRosita,andwecanhearJoeyandRacheltalkingastheyarecomingupthestairs.Neitherofthemhavereachedthelandingyet.)Rachel:Youwilllikeit!Joey:NoI(ChandlerrunstocheckonthemcominguptheRachel:Youdon’tevenJoey:Because,IknowwhatIlikeandwhatIdon’tlike!It’snotthesamething!(ChandlerthrowsthebackofRositaintohisapartmentandquicklystartspushingthebaseintohisapartment.)Rachel:Welllook,ifyoudon’tlikethis…(Theaudience’slaughteratChandler’sprogresscutsouttherestofRachel’sline.)Joey:Idon’tknowwhyyousaythatso(JoeyandRachelreachthelandingjustasChandlerclosestheRachel:ComeonJoey,Ijustboughtyouanewchair!Themostexpensiveoneinthestore!Hey,y’knowwhatIwasthinking?WecouldnameherFrancette.Joey:Francette?Whatisshe?Acouch?(Theyentertheirapartment.)Joey:Poorthing.CutdowninherRachel:Joey,thenewchairwillbehereinanhour.MaybeweshouldactuallymoveRositaoutofhere.Y’know,starttheheelingprocess?Joey:Well,Iguessyou’reright.Maybe,maybeI’lltakeherdowntotheincinerator.It’sgonnabesosaid,andkindacool.(Hegoestoremovetheback,butitdoesn’tcomeoff.Sohesitsdowninit,putshisfeetup,standsup,andlooksbackatit.)She’sheeled!

等一下,别挂嘿 乔伊,新椅子一 这太 看吧,就是这样的事 是啊,你好吧,我不知道 我们可 好吧,现好吧,拿...拿几个空盒子来,好 就象,就象这个!这个!这...这可能是她做Rachel:That’sJoey:Noit’snotweird,it’saRachel:It’snotamiracleJoey!I’msurethere’ssomeJoey:Ohthereis!Ifyouwantsomethingenoughandyourheartispure,wondrousthingscanhappen!Rachel:Joey,IreallyJoey:(interruptingher)Can lmehowthisRachel:WellJoey:Rachel:No,y’knowwhat?Maybesomebodycameinhereandfixedit!OrJoey:SomeonelikeRachel:That’srightJoey,thechairangelcameinandheeledyourchair.(Shesitsdowninthechair.)Joey:(angrily)Getyournon-believerassouttamychair!(Shegetsupandheadsforherroom.)[Scene:TheGeller’sGarage,continuedfromearlier.RossandMr.Gellerarestilldecidingwhattodo.]Mr.Geller:Well,she’llunderstandright?It’snotlikeIdiditonRoss:Dadthatwon’tmattertoher.Look,allmystuffissafeanddryandallheris-is,isgrowingnewstuff!See,thisisexactlythekindofthingthatmakesherthinkyouguyslovememorethanyouloveher.Mr.Geller:OhmyGod,doesshereallythinksRoss:Well,canyoublameMr.Geller:WellIdon’tknow,I-Isupposewemayhavefavoredyouunconsciously,youwereamedicalmarvel!Thedoctorsaidyourmothercould…Ross:Dad,dadIdon’twanttohearaboutit.Mr.Geller:Ross:Well,notrightnow.Okaylook,Monicacamehereforsomememoriesanddamnit,we’regonnagivehersome!Okay,grab…grabsomeemptyboxes.Okay?We’ll-we’lltakestufffrommineandwhateverwecanpassoffasherswe’ll-we’llput‘emintheir.Mr.Geller:Ross:Likeuhy’knowlikethis!This!(Hepicksuponeofthoseartprojectsthatkidsmakeinkindergartenandfirstgrade.)She-shecould’vemadethis!Mr.Geller:Ross:Right?Andthis!(Hepicksupatrophy)She-shecould’vewonMr.Geller:(grabbingaglove)Thiscould’vebeenRoss:Sure!Ooh-ooh,whataboutMr.Geller:Yourmake-upkit?I’dfeel(RossangrilythrowsthekitintooneofMonica’snew[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,JoeyissittingthenowheeledRositaasRachelissittinginthenewlyarrivedFrancette.FrancetteisoneofthosenewchairsfromLa-Z-Boythathasanddoeseverythingexceptcookandgotothebathroomforyou.It’sgotasmallrefrigeratorunderonearmrestithasphonejacksfortheInternetandregularphone,andsomuchmore.]

的当然哦-哦,这个呢你的化妆盒?我感觉好点了我的椅子能自己修好了她自 哦,对不起,男友 新来的姑娘挺厉害的嘛你总是把它带在身边喔!看看这个哦,这是你的哦,不知道怎么我的盒子在哪儿恐怕是的那为什么罗斯的东西没被毁Rachel:(grabbingabeeroutofthechair’sfridge)IamsopsychedIkeptthischairformyself!Joey:Yeah,metoo.(HeflipsuphisarmrestinRachel:Hey,how’s…how’stheuh,miracleJoey:Rachel:Yeah?Wow!Y’know,thatthisthinghasspeakersintheJoey:No.Rachel:Yeah!YoucanhookituptoyourTVandyougetJoey:(quietly)Mychairheels[Scene:Theemarketingoffice,PhoebeisstilltryingtotalkEarloutofsuicide.]Phoebe:Earl,you’renothearingme!AllI’msayingisthatyou’renotaloneallright?Everybodyhatesthepeopletheyworkwith!(Oneofhercoworkersoverhearsthat,andshemimesthatshedidn’tmeanhim.)Guy:(walkingpastEarl’sdesk)HeyPhoebe:Wait,whatwasthat?Thatsoundedlikesomeonebeingnicetoyou.Earl:No!That’sjustthe"HeyGuy"guy.Hesaysthattoeverybody!He’stheworst!I’dliketotakehimwithme!Phoebe:AllrightsoEarl,let’sjustforgetaboutthepeopleattheoffice,okay?There-there’sgottabesomeoneelseinyourlifeworthstickingaroundfor!Whatabout-whataboutyourfamily,yourfriends,ormaybeyourgirlfriend?Earl:(laughs)Yeah!Right!Phoebe:Ohsorry,boyfriend!Earl:Ohno.Phoebe:No,whatever!Anything!The"HeyGuy"Guy:Heyguy!Phoebe:Yeah,he’sgottaEarl:Okay,Ishould,Ishouldprobablybegettingbacktomythingnow.Seeya.(Hangsup.)Phoebe:No!I’mnotfinishedyet!Don’t!Don’tyoudarehanguponme!!!Supervisor:(walkingbyandoverhearingthat)(totherestofthestaff)Thenewgirl’sgood.[Scene:TheGeller’sGarage,Mr.GellerandRossarefinishinguprecreatingMonica’smemoriesasMonicaenters.]Monica:Heyguys!Ross:Monica:Hey,IjustwhippedusupsomeEasyBaketreats,theyshouldbereadyinaboutthreedays.Mr.Geller:(overacting)That’sagoodone!DoyouhearthatRoss?Threedays!Ross:(overactingaswell)Yeah!Yeah!(Laughs.)Oh,thiswillmakeagreatMonica:(wary)Okay.So,whichboxesareRoss:Well,these.Theseareyoursrighthere.(Pointingtotheboxestheyjustcreatedforher.)Monica:Okay.(Startingtogothroughthem)Oh!Acoloringbook!(HoldingitRoss:Yeah.Yeah,ohyoulovedthatthing.Youalwayshaditwithyou.

没有了 嗨 你可以到我的公寓里去坐,怎么样 我刚刚买了La-Z-BoyE-cliner3000. 好吧,看了毕竟是没完全恢复好啊 你的椅子 了 哦,不,这真 性的neverwentanywherewithout-withoutthatcoloringMonica:(lookingthroughit)Really?Wow!ItlookslikeIhadsometroublestayinginsidethelines.Ross:Nu-uh!(GrabsitandexaminesMonica:(holdingupaglove)Oh,anoldMr.Geller:Oh,yeahyoulovedthatglove!Youtookiteveryplaceyouwent.Youneverwentanyplacewithoutthatglove.Monica:Wow!Lookatthis!(Pickingupashirt.)Ican’tbelieveIevenfitintothisshirt!(Sheholdsitupanditreads:TyrannosaurusRoss.)(Sheturnsitaroundandlooksatit.)Oh,thisisyours.(HandsittoRoss.)Ross:Oh,Idon’tknowhowthatgotinMonica:(holdingupasmallcowboyhat)Thisisn’tmine.(Setsitdownandlooksattherestoftheboxes.)Hey,thisisn’t,thisisn’tmystuff!Ugh,Ross!(Grabsandholdsupadoll.)Theseareyourboxes!Wherearemyboxes?Ross:Umm,yourboxesareumm…Monica:What?Ross:Mr.Geller:Well,thegaragefloodedsweetieanditruinedeverythinginyourboxes.I’msorry.Monica:JustMr.Geller:I’mafraidMonica:Sowhy-whywasn’tRoss’sstuffruined?(Pause)AndifyousaythewordsmedicalmarvelI’mgoingtoEasyBakeyourhead!Mr.Geller:Well,IusedyourboxestodivertwaterawayfromthePorsche.Monica:Sowait,Ross’sstuffisfine,butIhavenomemoriesbecauseyouwantedtokeepthebottomtwoinchesofyourcarawayfromwater!!!Mr.Geller:TherewasalsoleavesandgukandMonica:Ican’tbelievethis!(StormsMr.Geller:(ToRoss)Screwit!I’mhavingone.(Takesoutandlightsa[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandleriswritingaletterbythebaywindowasRachelenters.]Chandler:Hey!Rachel:Howwouldyouliketositinachairthatfullyreclines,hasarollingmassage,andspeakersintheheadrest?Chandler:Yeah,I’dlovetobutI’vetriedthatsomanytimestheywon’tevenletmeinthestoreanymore.Rachel:WellwhatifItoldyou,youcandoitinmyChandler:(excitedly)Areyoulingmethatyouboughtthechairthatismakingallotherloungesystemsobsolete?ThechairthatSitmagazinecalledtheChairoftheYear?Rachel:IjustpurchasedtheLa-Z-BoyE-cliner3000.(Whichisanactualproductbytheway,I’mnotsureaboutthe3000part.)Chandler:That’sawesome!That’sgreat!Whatmadeyoudo

厄尔!我菲比?卖墨粉 嗯,听我说,你不 你是我打的第一 而且别人可能就 挂了 她怎 不,这是命运好象还没有命运那么严重我实际上 经理但是,听这些混蛋可能不在乎你 Rachel:Well,it’salongstory,butummIbrokeJoey’sChandler:Whoa-whoa-whoa!YoubrokeJoey’schair?Rachel:Yeah.Chandler:IthoughtIbrokeJoey’schair!That’swhyIreplaceditwithRachel:Ohhhhh.That’showitgotChandler:Well,whatdidyouthink,that-thatelvescameinandfixedRachel:Noo!(Laughs)Chandler:I’mgettin’mychairback!(HeadsforJoeyandRachel:What?Wh-(TheyenterJoeyandRachel’stofindthatJoeyhasbrokenChandler’schair.)Joey:Well,itlookslikeitwasn’theeledafterall!Yeah!So,Iguessthischairisminenow!(Sitsdowninitandgroans.)Chandler:JoeyyoubrokemyJoey:YourRachel:Yeah,hethoughthebrokeyourchairsoheswitchedtheJoey:So,therewasnoRachel:NoJoe,noJoey:(sarcastic)Ohnothisisdevastating!Myfaithisshaken.I’msogladIhavethenewchairtogetmythroughthisdifficulttimeinmylife.Rachel:Uh-huh!Nicetry,butyoudon’tgetthatchairanymore!Allright?Thatismychairnow!Youcansitonmylap!(Joeystartstogetup.)NoItakethatback!Chandler:IthinkIshouldgetthechair!(RachelandJoeybothlaughatthatJoey:HowdoyouChandler:Becauseyou(PointstoJoey)brokeachairandyou(PointstoRachel)brokeachair!Theonlyonearoundherethathasn’tbrokeachair,isme!Rachel:No-no-no!Thischair’snotgoingChandler:Well,where’sthelogicinRachel:Thelogicis,thattherearetwoofusandwearebothstrongenoughtobreakachairinhalf!Chandler:SoJoeybreaksmychairandIgetnothing!(JoeywhispersinRachel’seartoconfirmhisresponse.)Joey:That’sright!Chandler:Whatareyouguys?Likeagangorsomething?!(Theyconferagain.)Joey:Yeah!We(RachelwhispersinJoey’sRachel:We’rethe[Scene:Earl’sOffice,EarlhashisheadinhishandsasPhoebePhoebe:(toMarge)Excuseme!Canyou lmewhereIcanfindEarl?He’sthesupplymanageraroundhere.Marge:Sorry,Idon’tknowanyEarl:(screaming)I’mrightPhoebe:(goesovertohisdesk)Earl!I’mEarl:Phoebe?Theladywhosells

的希望他们能多关心一点 你觉得我怎么样 发生的这一切我很抱歉这是什么 什么 好吧,等等等等,等一下 啊啊嗨 俩Phoebe:Umm,lookit,you-youcan’tkillEarl:(exhales)Look,umIreallyappreciateyourcomingPhoebe:No-noIcan’t!Ican’tletyoudoEarl:Phoebe:BecauseitwasfatethatmademecallyouEarl:IthoughtitwasPhoebe:No!Thinkaboutitokay?Thisisn’tevenmyregularjob!Okay?Andmyfirstdayonthejob,you’remyfirstcall!And-andsomebodyelsemight’vehunguponyou,butIwouldn’tdothatbecauseIknowaboutthisstuff.MymomkilledPhoebe:Yes.Earl:How?Phoebe:I’mnotgonnagiveyoutips!Lookdon’tyouseethatthis-this…thisallcametogethersothatIcouldstopyoufrom ngthis.Earl:Couldn’titjustbeaPhoebe:No,it’sEarl:Itdoesn’treallyseemlikeenoughtobePhoebe:Oh.Wellumm,okayhere’saweirdthing.MymotherwasalsoasupplyEarl:I’mactuallytheofficePhoebe:OhmyGod!Sowasshe!And!Getthis,okay?Your-yournameisEarl,right?HernamewasPearl,P-Earl.Earl:Well,wasthereanythingPhoebe:Sure!(Thinks.)Umm,whereareyouEarl:Phoebe:OhmyGod!Sowasshe!Oh,I’vegot-I’vegotgoosebumps.(Sheholdsoutherarm.)Earl:(