一分钟英文幽默小故事（共8篇）

第17页共17页一分钟英文幽默小故事〔共8篇〕篇1：一分钟英文幽默小故事AhungryFoxfoundinahollowtreeaquantityofbreadandmeat,whichsomeshepherdshadplacedthereagainsttheirreturn.Delightedwithhisfindheslippedinthroughthenarrowapertureandgreedilydevoureditall.Butwhenhetriedtogetoutagainhefoundhimselfsoswollenafterhisbigmealthathecouldnotsqueezethroughthehole,andfelltowhiningandgroaningoverhismisfortune.一分钟英文幽默小故事2:TheBeautyofaShabbyLittleDandelionSpringhasefortheflowersandtrees,intheforestandfields.Springhasalsoeonthewildflowersunderthefenceandonasmallappletree.Therewereredburstingflowerbudshangingonthefreshappletreebranches.TheappleTreeBranchhelduphisheadandlookedatmanykindsofpeoplewhocameinandout.TheyallshoweddifferentreactionstotheAppleTreeBranch.AllthepeoplereacteddifferentlywhentheysawtheAppleTreebranch.Somewereexpressionlesswithoutaword,someoverpraisedthebeautyoftheAppleTreeBranch,andothersgazedathimwithasatisfiedlook.Seeingthesevariousreactionsfrompeople,theAppleTreeBranchrealizedthatpeoplehaveasdiversepersonalitiesasplantsandflowersdoandthattheyarealldifferent.TheAppleTreebranchlookedatthefieldsandagardenthroughtheopenwindow.Therewereshabbyflowersandplantsaswellasbeautifulonesinthegarden.'Thosegrassesaresopathetic.It'snottheirfaulttheyhavesuchuglyandsqualidnames.However,everythingisdifferentinthisworld.'TheappleTreeBranchsympathizedandlookedatthelittleflowersbloomingnexttothefieldsandstreams.Atthattime,theSunkissedtheAppleTreeBranch,adandelioninthefield,theabundantbeautifulflowers,andtheshabbyflowersandsaid,“Yes,thereisdifferenceamongeverything,butthrowawayyourprejudiceandlookaheadwithabroadpointofview.Whatdoyouthinkthepoorestplantis?”“ADandelion.Peopledonotuseitevenforabouquet,anditissomonthatpeopletrleitdowncarelessly.Itisnotdifferentfromaweedatall.”Atthattime,childrenranacrossthefield,rolledaboutonthelawn,andpickedandkissedthedandelions.Theymadenecklacesandgarlandsofthem.Theylookedwonderfulwiththegoldenflowersandgreenstems.Theseedsstucktothestalksofthedandelions,andtheywereasbeautifulaswhitefeathers.Whenthechildrenblewoutwithapuff,theseedsofthedandelionsflutteredawayasiftheyhadwings.“Lookatthat!Now,doyouunderstandhowbeautifulthoseflowersare,andhowmuchpleasuretheycangiveus?”TheSunsaidtotheAppleTreeBranch.“Theyareonlyforchildren.”TheAppleTreeBranchanswered.Atthattime,anoldladyduginthegroundofthefieldandpickedtherootsofthedandelions.Shewillmaketea,takeittothedoctorwhomakesmedicine,andearnmoneywiththerootsofthedandelions.“But,beautyismorevaluablethanthosethings.OnlyelectedonescanjointheKingdomofBeauty.Noteveryplantcanbethesame,justaspeoplecan'tbethesame.”TheAppleTreeBranchsaid.Latersomepeoplecameintotheroom.TheCountesswhobroughttheAppleTreeBranchtothecastlewasoneofthem.ShebroughtastalkofdandelionseedsmuchmorecarefullythanwhenshebroughttheAppleTreeBranch.“Lookatthis.Isn'tthisbeautiful?Iwilldrawapictureofthisdandelionwiththeappletreebranch.Everyonesaysthattheappletreebranchismorebeautiful,butthishumbledandelionhasadifferentkindofbeauty.Eventhoughtheappletreebranchandthedandelionlookdifferentfromeachother,theyareallbeautiful.”TheCountesssaidfilledwithadmiration.TheSunsmiledandkissedtheshabbydandelionandtheAppleTreeBranch.TheAppleTreeBranchblushedhisownpetalswithshame.篇2：一分钟英文幽默小故事Alongtimeago,therelivedaterribleking.Theterribleking'swishwasthatallthepeoplewouldshakeinfearatthesoundofhisname.Theterriblekingmadethelivesofthepeopleintheneighborlandhorrible.“Here!Takeeverything!”Theterriblekingviciouslytookawayallthebelongingsoftheneighborland.Heevenscaredthepoorwomenandchildren.Thekingwasnotevensorrytothechildrenandwomen.Theterriblekingbotheredthepeopleoftheneighborlandworseandworseeveryday.Thepalacebecamemoreandmoremagnificent.“Putupastatueinthechurch!”Nowtheterriblekingwasorderingthechurchtoplaceastatueofhimselfthere.However,theministerscouldnotdothat.“Yourmajestymaybegreat,butGodisevengreater.”Theterriblekingwasbeingangry.Itwasbecausehethoughtthathewasthegreatestinthewholeworld.Thenthekingwasangry.“What!Heisgreater?ThenIwilldefeatGod.”Inaloudvoice,theterriblekingsaidthathewouldwinagainstGod.That'swhyheorderedthatamagnificentshipbebuiltinordertogototheheaven.HesaidhewouldridetheshiptogoanddefeatGod.Theterriblekingrodetheshipuptoheaven.Fromthesky,anangelwassent.However,theterriblekingshotoverathousandbulletsattheangel.“Ahhhhhh”Beingshot,theangelwasbleeding.Theblooddroppeduntotheterribleking'sship.Theangel'sbloodwassoheavythattheking'sshipsank.Theterriblekingbecameangry,again.“Buildamorestrongership.”Theterriblekingwantedabettership,soheorderedalltheworkersinhiskingdomtobuildit.“IwilldefeatGodforsure!”Theterriblekingwentuptoheaven,oncemore.Godsentmosquitoestotheterribleking.Theterriblekingjustlaughedatthemosquitoes.“Goandbringmethebestcarpet.”Thekingmadeanothermand.Hethoughtthatifhewrappedthecarpetaroundhisbodythemosquitoeswouldnotbeabletobitehim.Butonemosquitowentinsideofthecarpet.Becauseofthatonemosquito,theterriblekingwasrollingaroundscreaming.Theterriblekingthatcouldn'tevencatchonemosquitowasalaughingstockforhistroops.TheTerribleKing篇3：一分钟英语幽默小故事ManyageshadnowpassedawaysincethePhoenixhadbeenseenintheworld.Atlastheagainappeared.Immediatelyalthedifferentkindsofanimals,bothbirdsandbeasts,flockedaroundhim.篇4：一分钟英语幽默小故事Christmaswasing.MrSmithhadnomoneytobuyanypresentsforhischildren.Hiswifewasillandhespentalotofmoneyonhermedicine.Andtheharvestwasbadandallhisfamilyweregoinggobehungrythenextspring.Hewasquiteworriedaboutit.“Wehadonlyacock,”saidMrsSmithoneday.“You’dbettertakeittothetown.Sellitthereandbuysomecakesandsweetsforourchildren.”“It’sagoodidea!”themansaidandcaughtthecockthenextmorningandputitintoabox.Itwasdifficulttowalkontheroadcoveredwiththicksnow.Twohourslaterhewasverytiedandwantedtohavearest.Heputtheboxtothegroundandsatdown.“Theairintheboxmustbeclose,”themansaidtohimself.“I’dbetterletthecockwalkoutsideforawhile,orit’lldie.”Soheputthecocktotheground.Whenhestartedagain,hecouldn’tcatchitanylonger.“Howfoolishyouare!”MrSmithcalledoutangrily.“Youcanheraldthebreakofdayatnightbutyoucann’tfindthewaytothetowninthedaytime!”篇6：英文短篇幽默小故事精选Oncetherewerelotsoftoysinaroom.Therewasasavingboxonthedresser,anditwasasmallpiggybank.Thepiggybankwasfullofbronze,goldandsilvercoins.Onenight,thebeautifulmoonlightpouredintotheroomthroughawindow.Thetoysintheroomweresohappy.“Ladiesandgentlemen,let'splaytogetheronthisbeautifulnight.”Ababydollwitharedvelvetribbonsaid.“Okay.Let'splayagame.”“Afterthat,let'shaveateaparty.”“Wow,itwillbeexciting!”Allthetoysshoutedforjoy.“Hey,piggybank!eonandjoinus.Let'senjoytheparty.”“eon.”Everyoneinvitedhimtotheparty,butthepiggybankignoredtheirinvitation.Therefore,theothertoysenjoyedtheirpartywithoutthepiggybank.Arockinghorseputonaknittingballtailanddanced.Arubberballrolledover,andatoycardroveroundeverywhereintheroom.Everyoneseemedsohappy.Thepiggybanklookeddownatthemplayingandwatchedwithanaskancelook.Then,theplayingwasoverandtheteapartybegan.Thepiggybankcouldn'tstandnoteatingwhenhesawthefood,andhecamecloserstepbysteptotheedgeofthedresser.Hesmelleddeliciouscookies.Hesuddenlystuckhisheadtowardsthetoysgathered.“Clink!”Thepiggybankfelldowntothefloor.Whenthepiggybankbrokeintopieces,thebronze,goldandsilvercoinsinsideofhimscatterednoisily.Theothertoysweresurprisedatthepiggybank'sfallwhiletheywereenjoyingtheteaparty.Everybodylookedatthepiggybankwithsurprise.“Lookatthatpoorpiggybank.Hewasalwaysproudofhimself.”“It'ssosad.Hecouldnotevenenjoytheparty.”Alltheothertoysfeltsorryaboutthepiggybank.篇7：英文幽默哲理小故事英文幽默哲理小故事1、如今我要表现得像一位女士Onedaywomensdresseswereonsaleatadepartmentstore.Adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtopickadressforhiswife,butsoonhefoundhimselfbeingbatteredbyfranticwomen.一天，一家百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给他的太太挑选一件女装。但是，没过多久，他就发现自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。Hestooditaslongashecould;then,withheadloweredandarmsflailing,heplowedthroughthecrowd.他竭力地忍受着。后来，他低下头，挥舞双臂，挤过人群。“Youthere!”challengedathrillingvoice.“Cantyouactlikeagentleman?”“你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗?”“Listen,”hesaid.“Ihavebeenactinglikeagentlemanforanhour.Fromnowon,Iamactinglikealady.”“听着，”他说。“我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从如今起，我要表现得像一位女士。”2、晚饭后我从不工作Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetoeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”Thehiredmanagreed.Thefarm’swifebroughtinsomecoldmeatandfriedpotatoes,andthetwomenateagain.Whentheyhadfinished,thecheapfarmersaid,“Whilewe’restillatthetable,let’shavesuppertoo.”Theywerenowservedsteak,boiledpotatoesandmixedvegetables,andtheyateoncemore.“Nowthatthemealsareoutoftheway,”thefarmerannounced,“wecangooutandworkalldaywithoutinterruption.”“Oh,no,”thefarmhandanswered.“Ineverworkaftersupper.”一位农场主非常吝啬，不想让他雇佣的帮手停下来休息。一天早上，他对帮手说：“从地里回来，又要洗手吃饭，又花时间，真是太不方便了。我们何不省点时间，如今就吃午饭呢?”雇员同意了。农场主的妻子端进来一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，两个人又开场吃起来。吃完后，吝啬鬼说：“既然我们还在桌子边，让我们连晚饭也吃了吧。”这次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和杂烩青菜。于是两个人又吃起来。“如今三顿饭都吃过了，”农场主声称道，“我们便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”“哦，不，”那帮手答复说，“晚饭后我从不工作。”3、AddingFeettoaSnakeOneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalseanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine.Whocandrinkit?Theydrinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeetandmysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorillaalsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”画蛇添足一天，狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一壶酒了。让谁喝呢?它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画好，谁就喝这壶酒。不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”4、It’sGoodtoAdmitaFaultJohnisnota“good”student.Healwayssleepsintheclass.Todayhesleepsagain.“John!”Teachersaysangrily.“What?What’swrong?”Johnisawaken.“Whydoyoumakeaface?It’sclassroom.Look!Everyoneislaughing.”Teachersays.“Nooneislaughing.”Teachersays.“No,it’snotme.Iwasnotmakingaface.Iwassleeping.”Johnfellsupset.“Um.Notbad.Youcanadmityourfault.Youarestillagoodboy.”Teacherissatisfiedwithit.认错约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。“约翰!”教师生气地喊他。“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”教师生气地说。“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚刚我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。“嗯，还不错。你成认自己的错误，还是给好孩子”教师为此感到满意。5、IDon’tWa