经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十三集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

1、Excuse me, this is a抱歉，各位，这片场 Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey. 不对外，我们知道 我们是猴子的朋友Good morning. 早安Look who I brought! 伙计，你看我带谁来了Your old friend, Harry Elafonte! 是你的老朋友耶，毛毛芳Whoa, dude. Burn! 真惨！I don't get it. 我不懂He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.它昨天好像很高兴看至U我Don'

2、t take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all.放在心上，它近来压力很大你知道，主演一部电影How big of a star is Marcel? 马赛现在到底有多大牌呀？In human terms? I'd say.用人来比啊，我说像 . Cybill Shepherd. 西碧雪佛So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid? 你们是有份演出的还是你们小题大作而已？Hey, Sal? 沙尔？Jerry wants to kn

3、ow if the monkey's ready. 杰利想知道猴子可以上地铁那一幕了吗？Excuse me? 抱歉Jerry is the director? Which one's he? 杰利是导演吗？他是哪一个？-The one in the director's chair? -Gotcha. 就是坐在导演椅子那个我懂了Pheebs, walk with me. 菲比，我们走Why am I walking with you? 我干嘛要跟你走？We're just going over here so that we can get away from.

4、 我们只是要走过来这里远离那些 .the horrible flesh-eating virus! 嗜血肉的可怕病毒For the love of God, woman, listen to me! 看在老天的份上，听我说Is he looking? Is he looking? 他有没有在看？有没有在看？Is he looking? Is he looking? The One With the Super Bowl, Part 2Is he looking? Is he looking? 六人行 第 2季第 13集 超级杯后（第二集）-We've got a problem. -T

5、ell me. 我有个难题告诉我啊I can't do Chris' makeup. 我没有办法帮克丽化妆She refuses to acknowledge her mustache. 她拒绝承认她的嘴巴上有胡子-ls it bad? -lt looks like her eyebrow fell down. 很多吗？像道眉毛掉到嘴上似的Unless we convince her to let me bleach it.除非有人说服她 让我帮她漂白 .Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan. 不然尚克劳范达美就得去跟大胡子

6、亲热了I'll talk to her. 我去跟她谈谈I hate actors. 我讨厌演员Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you. 老兄，伪装得不错我刚才差点没看到你Excuse me. 抱歉Is your name Chandler? 你叫钱德吗？Yes, it is. 对，没错Chandler Bing. 钱德宾Do you know me or are you just really good at this game? 你认识我？还是你很会钓男人？I'm Susie Moss.

7、 我是莫苏西Fourth grade? Glasses?四年级呀，戴眼镜I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse? 我常常像拿手提包一样拿一包动物饼干Susie Moss! 莫苏西Right! Yeah! Wow! 对呀，是呀You look.你真是 Great job growing up. 女大十八岁It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it. 很高兴看到你不再戴那顶缀满小镜子的牛仔帽I graduated fourth gra

8、de and realized I wasn't a pimp. 升上五年级之后我发现我不是个拉皮条的Remember the class play? 记得班上的话剧吗？You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? 你掀我的裙子 全礼堂的人都看到我的内裤了Yes. Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism.对，那个时候我用我的幽默感来保护自己Thank God I don't do that anymore. 谢天谢地，我现在不用那样了-

9、Oh, my God! -What? What? 天啊 怎么了？It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. 是尚克劳范达美I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot! 我不知道他在这部电影里面他好帅啊You think? 真的吗？The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van- Damme? “比利时大汉”啊 “悍将范达美 ”Did you see Time Cop? 你看过 “时空特警”吗？No. Was he any good in it? 没有啊，他演得很好吗？Rachel,

10、 he totally changed time! 瑞秋，他完全改变了时空So why don't you go talk to him? 那你过去跟他讲话嘛Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? 你过去告诉他，他很可爱最糟能怎样呢？He could hear me. 他会听到的-I'm doing it for you. -Don't you dare! Don't!少来了，好吧，我去帮你讲瑞秋，不要 Don't! 不要Tell him I cook! 说我会

11、做菜Excuse me. 对不起This is gonna sound kind of goofy. 这样会有点怪怪的 . but my friend over there.我刃B边见B个朋友 .who cooks, by the way. 她很会做菜She thinks you're cute. 她觉得你很可爱You don't think I'm cute? 你不这么觉得吗？I don't know. 我不知道Do you think you're cute? 你觉得你可爱吗？We're getting off the track. I wa

12、s supposed to tell you. 我们扯太远了我是过来告诉你. my friend thinks you're cute.我朋友她觉得你很可爱What should I tell her? 我该怎么告诉她呢？You can tell her I think her friend is cute. 告诉她 我觉得她的朋友，很可爱-Makeup! -That's me. I gotta go. 化妆 叫我了，我得走了How many times must I touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?我得碰你老兄

13、的手多少次你才会开尊口约我出去呢？Well, let's try one more. 我想再试一次There you go. Ernie's, 8:00? 我们去 “厄尼 ”，八点钟I'll be there. 我会到And if things go well, maybe this time.谁知道，一切顺利的话 或许这一次 . I'll get to see your underwear.我能看到你的内裤No one was around to hear that? 没人在这里听这个？So what'd he say? 他怎么说？What a jer

14、k! 他真浑蛋I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out. 我一直在跟他谈你可是他却一直想要约我Naturally, you know, I said no. 我当然是说不行罗Thanks, anyway. 还是谢了He just kept asking.但是他一直约我 .and asking, asking, asking. 约我If you want to go out with him, you can. 如果你想跟他约会的话就去啊Sounds like a jerk to me, but他听起来像是个浑蛋，但 Jean-Cla

15、ude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight! 尚克劳，她说好，今晚见Thank you. 谢谢Then Jean-Claude took me to Crossroads.然后 尚克劳带我去 十字路口 ”.and we hung out with Drew Barrymore.我们在那里跟茱儿芭莉摩鬼混Oh, man. She's so smokin'! 老兄，她好惹火She's got the greatest set of她有对最炫的 No guys around, huh? 这儿没男的？-Does anybody nee

16、d anything? -I'll have an espresso. 有谁需要什么吗？我来杯浓缩咖啡I'll get it. 我还是自己去拿If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself. 叫你去的话说不定最后会被你喝掉-That is so unfair. -I know. 好不公平啊我知道Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?你跟范达美那样对她之后还要喝她的咖啡吗？I have to cancel ra

17、cquetball tonight. 乔伊，我要取消今晚的壁球Marcel's trainer will let me have him for a couple of hours. 刚刚是马赛的训练师他会把马赛让给我几个小时You're blowing me off for a monkey? 你为了猴子失我的约？We can reschedule for Saturday. 我们可以改星期六打呀Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons. 对，除非你搭上一票鸽子Stick a fork in me.用叉子叉我 .I am done!

18、 我熟子Stick a fork what? 用叉子什么？Like when you're cooking a steak. 像你煎牛排那样啊I don't eat meat. 我不吃肉的How do you know vegetables are done? 那你怎么知道菜熟了呢？Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell. 不知道啊只要吃一口就知道了Okay, then eat me, I'm done! 那吃我吧，我熟了I've met the perfect woman. 我遇见完美的女人了We&

19、#39;re sitting on her couch, fooling around.我们坐在沙发上 我们在亲热 .and then she turns to me andsays:突然她转过来对我说："Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?" 你有想过在电梯里做吗？“”What did you say? 那你说什么？I believe my exact words were. 我相信我的回答是 How do you know if you wanna do that? 你怎么知道要不要在电梯里做？You just know.

20、 你就是知道We gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes. 我们得走了三十分钟后订了餐厅位置What I had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops. 我的计划最多绝对不会超过两，三分钟的Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go. 两百秒钟的激情，我们得走了But.但是. here's an idea.我有个主意Have you ever worn women's underwear? 你有没有穿过女人

21、的内衣呀？Well, yes, actually.这个事实上，有. but they were my Aunt Edna's.是我艾达姑妈的And there were three of us in there. 一条裤子里挤了三个人I was thinking it would be kind of sexy. 我在想， 如果你今天 .if you wore mine tonight at dinner.晚饭的时候穿我的内衣 会蛮性感的You want me to wear your panties? 你要我穿你内裤？Could you? 可以吗？If I was wearing y

22、our underwear. 若我穿了你内裤的话， 那么 .then what would you be wearing? 你要穿什幺？You're swell! 你太棒了I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake.我做了马赛最喜欢吃的菜香蕉蛋糕 .with mealworm. 加了虫虫Candle. 蜡烛啊What do you think's gonna happen here tonight? 你以为今天晚上这儿会发生什么事啊？Hi, are you on your way over 你正要过来 No, I underst

23、and. A monkey's gotta work.不会我了解 我是说，猴子得工作嘛It's no big deal. 不，小事一桩嘛It's not like I had anything special planned.又不是说 我计划了什么特别的Rachel, why don't you start talking first? 瑞秋 那我们就由你先开始说好了I feel that this is totally unjustified. 好吧，我觉得她这样是完全没道理的She gave me the green light, I did nothing

24、她说我可以的 我又没做什么 Do you think I can't see you in the TV set? 你以为 我在电视上看不到你吗？If there's something you'd like to share 好了，摩妮卡你有什么话要说就说好了You had no right to date him! 你没有这个权利跟他出去-That's the most ridiculous -You sold me out! 你这么说太荒唐了吧你出卖我-I did not! -You absolutely 我才没有出卖你呢有，你有Would you let

25、 me talk! 你让我讲好不好？Did you just flick me? 你刚刚弹我的头？Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was 你不让我说完，我只是想 That hurt! 好痛啊Quit flicking! 别弹了Stop flicking! 你，你别弹了You flicked me first! 是你先弹的，是你先弹的Let's not do this! 别这样，别这样嘛Happy thoughts! 想点快乐的事！Now I'm gonna kick some ass! 好吧，老娘要教训人了All right

26、. Now, I will let go if you both stop. 好吧 你们住手的话我就放手You want me to stop seeing him? 你要我不再见他吗？You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead? 你要我打电话给他告诉他你要替我跟他约会吗？Is that what you want? 你想这样吗？That's what you want? 你就是想这样？是的-Fine! -Fine! 很好 很好There we go. 好了If we were in prison, you gu

27、ys would be, like, my bitches. 我们要是在牢里的话 你们就会是我的女人Thanks for letting me tag along. 谢谢你们今天晚上让我跟Forget about it. 何需挂齿How you doing there, squirmy? 你觉得怎么样，扭动先生？I'm hanging in. 我窝在里面And a little out. 有一点出来So assistant to the director? 你是导演的助理？That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of respon

28、sibilities 你的工作一定很有意思你一定有很多很酷的责任I don't do the casting. 我跟选角完全无关So what are you guys gonna eat? 你们大家想吃什么？How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth. 为什么我满脑子都想着把那冰块放进嘴里.and licking you all over?然后舔遍你的全身？Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it? 因为

29、我上的高中是男校 现在神要补偿我？I want you right here. 我现在就要你 . right now. 在这里Right now, right here? 现在？在这里？Don't you think we're in kind of a public place? 你不认为这里是公共场所吗？They do have the shrimp. 这里有活虾Meet me in the bathroom. 到洗手间等我I'm going to the bathroom now. 现在我要去洗手间了Come on. 来呀All right, mister. 好，

30、先生Let's see those panties. 给我看那条内裤Alrighty. 遵命But you know what would be even sexier? 你知道怎么样会更性感吗？What? 怎么样？If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. 你没把你的衬衫塞进去的话All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. 好，现在呢 我想看你只穿那件内裤Take your clothes off. 把衣服脱下来I hope you re

31、alize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.好吧，但是你要知道这表示我们会错过特餐的介绍Come on, hurry!来，快点Do you want this done quick or done right? 你要我快点弄好还是要我做得好？All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. 好，转过去，我要看你的后面Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video. 有人跟着“钢铁玻璃 ”录影带运动So you wa

32、nt me to clench anything or.?所以你要我缩紧什么吗？或者是Susie?苏西This is for the fourth grade. 这个就是报四年级的仇-What do you mean? -What do I mean? 什么意思啊？什么 “什么意思”？What do I mean?! 什么意思？！I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean! 我的意思是内裤，先生那就是我的意思What? What do you mean? 什么意思？My skirt.我的裙子.you lifted. IKids laugh

33、ing! 你掀开了，大家笑了I was Susie Underpants till I was 18! 到十八岁大家还叫我内裤苏西That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset? 那是四年级的事了你怎会到现在都还在生气呢？Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. 你二十年后打电话给我告诉我你是不是还在生气I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!我也要

34、告诉你 你这条内裤我是不会还你的I can't believe this.我真不敢相信Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death.两个礼拜前 我还在看 绝命杀阵” .and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.现在我竟然在跟范达美约会Can you beat up that guy?你能打扁那个像伙吗？-Can you beat up that guy? -Sure.扁这个 当然This is so wild.这太疯狂了I gotta admit, I was surpri

35、sed that you agreed to go on a blind date. 我得承认我有,电奇怪 你会同意跟我来个盲目约会Normally, I would not do it. 通常我是不会答应的What made you make the exception for me?是吗？ 那你为什么会为我破例呢？Rachel told me.因为瑞秋告诉我说.you were dying to have a threesome with me and DrewBarrymore.你想跟我还有茱儿芭莉摩来个主人行”啊By the way, Drew has some ground rule

36、s and.对了，茱儿她有一些规矩的 Say you're sorry!说你对不起我Say it!说！No! I'm not gonna!不，我才不要跟你说抱歉呢Say it! Say it! Great!快说好极了Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.瑞秋，道歉 不然你的毛衣就遭殃That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater! 那是我最喜欢的毛衣 我第三次约会的毛衣Say you're sorry.说，你很抱歉You wanna play? Ok

37、ay, let's play.你想玩，是不是？Let's play.好，咱们就来玩What'll you do? 你想怎么样？Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.把毛衣还给我 不然我就酱腌皮包You don't have the guts. 你才不敢这么做Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute. 是吗？至少我不会不敢 告诉男人，我觉得他很可爱Stop! Stop the madness! 好了，住

38、手，你们别疯了This is crazy! 你们两个疯了Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place? 现在你们谁还记得 你们本来在吵些什么东西吗？Yes, that's right. 对，没错But still.但是Look at your purse! 看看你的皮包Look at your sweater! 看看你的毛衣Look at yourselves! 看看你们两个人I'll help you fix your sweater. 我会帮你补毛衣的I'll help you.我会帮你一.t

39、hrow out your purse.丢掉皮包I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him. 对不起，我阻止你再见他I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him. 对不起 我知道你喜欢他还跟他约会I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves. 对不起， 我 借了你的手套Joey? 乔伊？Ma? 妈？What are you doing here? I thought you guys took off. 你在这儿干嘛？我以为你们走了She too

40、k off with my clothes! 她带着我的衣服走了-Are you naked in there? -Well, not exactly. 你一丝不挂不完全是I'm wearing panties. 我穿着女生内裤You always wear panties? 你经常穿女生内裤吗？No, no. This is the first time.不这是第一次Talk about your bad luck! 你还真够倒霉The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes. 第一次试女生

41、内裤 然后衣服就被别人给带走了I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them. 不是我要穿的是苏西叫我穿的Let me see! 让我看看不要No! I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever! 我才不让你或任何人看呢All right, all right! 好吧Someone's flossing! 有人在用“牙线 ”Joey, some people don't like that. 乔伊，有些人不喜欢那样的Chandler's wearing p

42、anties. 钱德穿女生内裤What? 什么？-Let me see! -You don't have to see!让我看 不 一 你不要看Hi, tushy! 小屁屁One of you give me your underpants. 你们谁把你们的内裤借我穿I'm not wearing any. 帮不上忙，我不穿内裤的How can you not be wearing any? 你怎么会没穿内裤呢？I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong. 穿粉红丁字裤的人倒训起人来了Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpants. 听我说，罗斯，我出五十块钱买你的内裤，好吗？Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpant