英语趣味小故事

1、One day， a little monkey is playing by the well。He looks in the well and shouts ：“ O！h My god！ The moon has fallen into the wel！lAn older monkeys runs over， takes a look， and says，“ Goodnesms e！ The moon is really in the water！ And olderly monkey comes over。He is very surprised as well and cries ou：

2、 t“ Themoon is in the well。 ”A group of monkeys run over to the well。They look at the moon in the well and shou：t“ The moon did fallThenthe oldest monkeyt on the branch 。into the well ！hangs on the treeCome on！ Let get it out！”up sidedown,with hisfeeAndAllAndhe pullsthe other they jointhenext monkey

3、smonkeys followShisfeetsuitwith hishands。wellJust the inHeeach other one byObefore they reach theoldesttheyellsmonkey raises hissky，excitedlymoonheadonedown toand happensThe moonis still in the sky！”the moon into see theDontbe so foolishthemoonA woman was having lunch at a restaurant, and she was en

4、joying the food very much. But there was a man in the next seat, and he began looking at theWhat are you looking for,floor near her. The woman was angry and asked, sir? ”A piece of cake,“ A piece of cake?” and go back to your seat! I a big piece of cake.“ But, ” the man said,the man said to her, “ t

5、he womansaid angrily, m having lunch now.My cake fell to the floor.It s dirty now! Take this, ” The woman gave the manMy teeth are in the piece of cake on the floor!A GoodBoyLittle Tom asked his mother for two yuan.his mother asked.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday“I gave it to a

6、poor old woman . he answered .“You are a good boy. ” said the mother proudly . Here are two more yuan , but why are you so interested in the old woman?”“ She is the one who sells the candy .”Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.Look, said the elder brother. How n

7、ice these paintings are!Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the motherand the children. Where is the father?The elder brother thought for a momentand then explained, Obviously he waspainting the pictures.Mrs. Brown was very fat. Her husband thought she should have a balan

8、ced diet, and he made her not eat meat or cakes.One morning, Mrs. Brown madea nice cake for her husband, and he ate half of it. After he went out, Mrs. Brown cut a very small piece of cake and ate it. It was very delicious. Then she cut another piece and ate it, too. In a few minu tes she ate up the

9、 cake. My husband is going to be very angry. She thought,“What should I do? ” She made another cake very quickly, atehalf of it, and put the other half on the table. Mr. Brown came back later and when he saw the half of the cake on the table, he was very happy.Tom is a little boy, and he is only sev

10、en years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that

11、he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, “Whydo you buy so manytickets? Howmanyfriends do you meet? ”“No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stopsme at the door and cuts up my ticket. ”I Wasnt AsleepWhena group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupie

12、d. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside mein a crowded car.Two Holes for the Dog

13、sMy uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes inthe door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?Mr. Smith asked. “ ButLet

14、 mydogs comein and comeout, of course,why are there two holes? Oneis enough! ” “ But howcan the big dog go through the small hole? ” my uncle said.Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.A Silly ManFred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawinga big branch from a tree. Th

15、e man was on a ladder and the ladder was againstthe big branch he was sawing. “ Hi, it is dangerous. ” Fred shouted. “ After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn t believehim, and said angrily, “ Go away, you little thing. It s none of yourbusiness. ”Fred could do nothing, s

16、o he left. He didn t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.Which Skirt to Wear?Time is 8 years old, and follows her ownideas. Whenher parents tell her to do something, she alwa

17、ys doesn t do it.Today, she will go to a friend s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one.She asks her father, “ Which one is the best? ” her father says, “ I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “ Whic

18、h one do you think is the best? ” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course! ” Tina says, “ Thank you. ”Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out.Ivan camehomewith a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan.Would you recognize him if you saw him again? a

19、sked his mother.Id know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned threewords: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to makesentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I amyour teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She,

20、 She is your classmate; You, You are my student.WhenPeter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school.Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She,She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said,I, I am your father; (then

21、pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother;You, You are my son.The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I amyour father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.It was Friday that day. T

22、he sun was shinning brightly . Mrs. Zhang went to buy a fish in a fish shop. She didn t know how to cook it. So she askedthe shopkeeper to write down the way of cooking on a piece of paper. Then she put the paper into her pocket and left the shop happily with the fish.On her way home, a white cat took the fish away from her and ran awayat once. Mrs. Zhang ran after the cat butshe couldn t catch it. Butsuddenly she remembered something and laughed. She shouted to the cat loudly, “ You don t know how to cook the fish. The paper is still in mypo