小学双语笑话【五篇】

1、小学双语笑话【五篇】导读：本文小学双语笑话【五篇】,仅供参考,如果觉得很不错,欢迎点评和分享.ThefamilyseatedinarestauranthadfinishedtheirdinnerwhenFatherCalledoverthewaiter."Mysonhasleftquitealotofmeatonhisplate,"explainedFather,"CouldyougivemeabagsothatIcantakeithomeforthedog?""Gosh,Dad!"exclaimedtheexcitedboy.&qu

2、ot;Havewegotadogthen?"学习笔记：seat使坐下beseated坐callover点名,顺序读出中文译：喂狗一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭,父亲把效劳生叫了过来.先生,什么事“效劳生问.我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉,“父亲说,能给我们一个袋子吗我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗.啊呀,爸爸！“儿子冲动地叫喊着.咱家养狗了吗【第二篇：你以为你是谁Whodoyouthinkthinkyouare?WhodoyouThebuswascrowded,andasonemoremantriedtogeton,thepassengerswouldnItistoocrowded,youare?'

3、;tlethimrdbotheyshouted.whodoyouthinkIamthedriver."hesaid.学习笔记：aboard:adv.在船飞机、车上,上船飞机、车;prep.在船、飞机、车上,上船、飞机、车onboard:到船上,在船上goaboard:上船上飞机等Allaboard!请上船飞机、车,都上来！中文译：你以为彳是谁公共汽车上很挤,当又一个人还是试图上车时,乘客们不让他上.“车上太挤了,他们喊道,“你以为你是谁“我是司机一他说.【第三篇：你知道我是干嘛的吗DoYouKnowDoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,an

4、dthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes.Twomenstoodoutsideandlookedatthefire.BeforeIcameout,saidone,Iranintosomeoftheroomsandfoundalotofmoney.Peopledon'tthinkofmoneywhenthey'reafraid.Whenanyoneleavespapermoneyinafire,thefireburnsit.SoItookallthebillsthatIcouldfind.Noonewillbepo

5、orerbecauseItookthem.“Youdon'tknowmywork,saidtheother.“Whatisyourwork?"I'mapoliceman.“Oh!criedthefirstman.Hethoughtquicklyandsaid,“anddoyouknowmywork?“No,saidthepoliceman."I'mawriter.I'malwaystellingstoriesaboutthingsthatneverhappened.中文译：你知道我是干嘛的吗一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就

6、跑了出来.两个人站在外面,看着大火.“在我出来之前,其中一个说,“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱.人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的.如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬,所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了,没有人会由于我拿走它们而变得更穷.“你不知道我是干什么的,另一个说“你是干什么的“我是警察.“噢！第一个人喊了一声,他灵机一动,说：“那你知道我是干什么的“不知道.警察说.“我是个作家,我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事.【第四篇：良好的心愿GoodwishesGoodwishesOnedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:"Teacher,pwantstoknow

7、ifyoulikeroast烘烤pig.“Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,“andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofme.Dayspassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.Finallytheteachersaidtotheboy:"Ithoughtyourfatherwasgoingtosendmeoversomeroastpig.“Yes,saidtheboy,“hedidintendto,butthepiggotwell.中文译：良好的心愿一天有个男孩去对他老师说：

8、“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉.“当然啰,老师说,“去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我.好几天过去了,再没提起烤猪肉的事儿.最后老师对男孩说:“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢“是啊",孩子说,“他是这么想的,可后来猪又没病了.【第五篇：大脑袋BigHeadBigHead"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead.""Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes.""Where'stheshoppingbag?""Ihaven'tgoto