100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本

1、Have you ever wondered what it would be like to run for office?你想过参加竞选是什么样的吗My fellow Pootatuckians,亲爱的同学们as class president, I'm here to say I'm doing an amazing job!我完全有资格说 我是一个称职的主席Well, if you go to Pootatuck Middle School,这时候的普塔塔克中学it starts with Blake Montgomery already being president

2、.学生会主席是布莱克·蒙哥马利My administration has convinced the lunch lady我们已经成功说服食堂大妈to put deep-fried Pootatots back on the menu!在菜单里重新加上普塔塔克薯条Then you would have best friend named Crispo who begged you你的好朋友小脆会求你to borrow your Pootie suit just this once.把普迪熊装借他 就这一次Easy, Pootie.放轻松 普迪熊And we finally settl

3、ed on the theme for our next dance.而且我们选定了下次舞会的主题For our next dance, it will be-主题是Go Pootie! Go Pootie!普迪熊 普迪熊Go Pootie! Go Pootie!普迪熊 普迪熊The dance will be-主题是Go Pootie! Go Pootie! Go Pootie!普迪熊 普迪熊 普迪熊I said knock it off!我叫你停下来Then the president will jump on top of your friend接着主席扑倒了你的好朋友in your b

4、orrowed costume and wrestle him to the ground.两个人在地上扭打成一团And when the vice president and treasurer jump on friend,副♥主♥席♥和生活委员掺和进去之后it creates the biggest scandal in the history of your school.建校以来最大的丑闻就此诞生Pooti-gate.普迪熊门Finally, your guidance counselor最后 辅&hearts

5、;导♥员tells Blake and his administration让布莱克和他的手下they have to resign.主动辞职leaving three open spots in student government于是空出来三个职位 所以你和for you and your friends to try and win.你的小伙伴们有机会参加竞选Gentlemen, the next thing on the list is.伙伴们 下一件事是run for office.参加竞选Get it on!放马过来Oh, my.哦 我Stop it! Let

6、 him go!住手 放开他6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Life can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out, get on起床出发打起精神It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天Find a dream and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不言弃You've got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You crash and burn, so what失败何惧 跌倒何妨It's a

7、brand-new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会Just shout until you turn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And laugh the past away烦恼全部丢在身后It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone昨天已成历史 The game is on, it's time to jump好戏即将上演 勇敢跳出束缚 And take a leap of faith与我一同冒险It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天May I just

8、 say I am way into this run for office thing.我已经准备好竞选了And I'll finally get a chance to take this power tie.终于有机会把这条魔力领带拿出来out for a spin.见见世面了Don't stare directly at it.不要盯着它看It's too much power!它的魔力太强大了Do you think I can win?你觉得我能竞选成功吗I mean, aren't school elections just popularity

9、contests?我是说 难道学生选举不是看谁比较受欢迎吗Crispo, you are popular.小脆 你很受欢迎啊Oh, yeah.对哦Crispo!小脆Crispo!小脆Crispo!小脆And if we do win,如果我们赢了we could actually change the school for the better.我们能让学校变得更好Right!没错Like a second summer vacation in the winter,比如寒假放的跟暑假一样久called Swinter Break. Not bad.叫长寒假 不错Locker pets. Eh

10、.在储物柜里养宠物 嗯Or something in the hall to make it smell like cinnamon buns.或者放点东西让走廊闻起来像肉桂卷I do like the cinnamon buns. Yeah.我非常喜欢肉桂卷 对啊Or something I've always wanted in schoo-或者是我一直想要的An extra minute in the hall between class.多一分钟下课时间That's perfect.太好了One more minute to spend with our locker

11、pets.和储物柜宠物多待一分钟Okay, if you're gonna run for office like us,好吧 如果你也想参加竞选first thing to do is have an after-school首先要做的就是课后snacktime strategy meeting.一起吃点心讨论策略Okay!好了What do you think?你们觉得怎么样"CJ for president.CJ当主席She'll try and get you an extra minute between classes."下课时间长I like

12、everything about it.挺好的Except where it says "CJ," It should say "Fenwick."不过CJ应该换成芬威克Uh, noooo.噢 不It should say "Crispo" And have locker pets on it.应该是小脆 还要画上储物柜宠物Uh-oh.不好Uh, what makes you think you were gonna be president? Yeah.呃 你哪来的自信觉得主席是你 是啊Oh. well, you know.噢 呃

13、你知道的'cause I'm kind of the leader of the group.因为我有点像大姐大之类的Whoa! The smartest is the leader.哇 最聪明的才是领导者And I'm the smartest!我就是最聪明的No, the leader is the star.不 领导者应该是明星And if we were a TV show, I'm pretty sure如果这是一个电视节目it'd be called "Crispo and Company."名字一定是小脆团队And on

14、 tonight's episode, Crispo runs for president.在今晚这集里 小脆要竞选主席Okay.好吧We'll all run for president.我们各自参加竞选好了Oooh, bad idea!噢 坏主意School politics between friends can get very messy.朋友之间的政♥治♥斗争都没什么好下场It's true.没错I ran for class president当初我竞选主席against my best friend, Gia

15、Giacometti.对手是我最好的朋友 吉亚·贾科梅蒂 We never talked again.之后我们再也没讲过话It's always the same story.通常都这样Every candidate says they're going to be nice.竞选者都说友谊第一 竞选第二Then somebody goes negative and then everyone says mean things.但只要一个人不择手段 其他人都开始玩阴的了Like, "If Gia Giacometti cheats at math,比如 吉亚

16、·贾科梅蒂敢在数学考试中作弊won't she cheat the school, too?"难道就不敢欺骗学校吗Not my proudest moment, but I won.虽然并不光彩 但我最终赢了See?!懂了吗Well, there will be no "Going negative"呃 这次竞选不会有谁不择手段的in our campaigning because we are best friends.因为我们是最好的朋友May the best nice future president win.祝愿最出色那一个获选Trip

17、le keep-it-clean handshake mode!握个手 守规矩Wait- Oh- No- You take- Oh that's a good idea-等等 噢 不 你抓着 噢 这主意真好So that night, as Fenwick, Crispo and I于是那天晚上 芬威克 小脆和我tried to invent a three-handed handshake,试着发明一种三人握手的方式we promised not to let running against each other get weird.发誓不能让竞选变味But the next day

18、.但第二天it got a little weird.情况开始不妙Vote for Fenwick.投票给芬威克Vote for Fenwick.投票给芬威克Fenwick for you!芬威克为你发声Lookin' good, right?看起来不错 对吧You look like you're selling mattresses!你像推销床垫的The only thing I'm selling is strength, vision.我推销的是力量 眼界Fenwick!芬威克You're just yelling words!你只是在大声叫卖&

19、hearts;♥Oh, then I'll speak softer.哦 那我温柔点I'm gonna win.我一定会赢I'm gonna win!我一定会赢Hey, striped shirt! Vote Crispo!嘿 穿条纹衫那个 投票给小脆Okay, our campaigns were off and running,好吧 竞选就这么进行着and I felt good about my chances.我对自己很有信心Until Mindy happened.直到明蒂来了Hey, Mindy. Are you gonna vote

20、for me?嘿 明蒂 你会投票给我吗With a table like this?就用这样的桌子Nobody is gonna vote for you.没人会投给你的But lucky for you, I'm here.不过还好有我在Sign!上标语Oooh.哦Wow, you're really good at this.哇 你对这个真的很在行啊How come you're not running for president?你为什么不去竞选主席Do you remember my last campaign?还记得上次的竞选吗And lastly, if y

21、ou don't vote for me, you're all dumb!最后 不选我的就是傻子Some people said I had a "Likeability" Problem.有人说我没有亲和力But when you win, I'll be the power behind Mr. Powers.不过只要你赢了 我就是权力背后的操手And then I'll get to pick the themes for all the school dances然后我就能给每一次舞会选主题or a new school holid

22、ay.或者加一个假期Mindependence Day.明蒂解放日Free candy!自取糖果Vote for Crispo! Vote for Crispo!投票给小脆 投票给小脆Free candy! Vote for Crispo!自取糖果 投票给小脆Voters of Pootatuck!普塔塔克的选民们Crispo may have free candy, but I have.小脆提供免费糖果 但是我有Freedom!自♥由♥Extra minute in the halls? Freedom!多一分钟课间休息 自&hearts

23、;由♥Fenwick for you!芬威克为你发声Vote for CJ!投票给CJGet a minute? Freedom!有空吗 自♥由♥Okay, with nobody stopping at my table,好吧 没人在我这停下来I knew I wasn't in the lead.我知道我落后了But I still had a great message.不过我的理念很棒啊One extra minute between cla-多一分钟课间休息Freedom! Freedom!自&hear

24、ts;由♥ 自♥由♥Which meant it was time for the next step in running for office,所以竞选下一步是have the best table.准备一张好桌子Are you sure about this, honey?你确定要这样做吗 宝贝Because once we go down this road, there is no turning back.一旦这样做了 可就没有回头路了Okay, you're scaring me. Hey!好吧 你在吓唬我

25、 嘿When you wanna win, you gotta pull out all the stops.如果你想要赢 你得使出所有的绝招Yes, but remember.嗯 但记住No going negative.不能不择手段Fine! We'll play nice.好吧 光明正大地竞争You go get your power suit.你去拿正装I'll preheat the oven.我去预热烤箱So the next day at school,于是第二天my campaign table got campaign cookies,我的竞选桌上多了竞选饼干

26、"Vote CJ" Buttons,“投给CJ”徽章more campaign cookies,好多竞选饼干fancy fliers,精美的传♥单♥and to top it off, a catchy campaign slogan.还有最重要的 一条醒目的竞选标语Vote CJ. She's minute to win it.CJ出手 烦恼溜走Vote CJ. She's minute to win it.CJ出手 烦恼溜走Does that really make sense?这什么意思啊Doesn'

27、t have to. It rhymes.管他的 押韵就好And it's working.而且还很有效CJ. She's minute to win it.CJ出手 烦恼溜走Vote CJ!投给CJ You know, I could really use an extra minute in the halls.我还真想多一分钟课间休息呢Maybe we should vote for CJ.那我们投给CJ好了What do you think you're doing?你在做什么I'm championing for an extra minute in

28、the halls.争取多一分钟课间休息啊And passing out cookies.还有分发饼干This is so not over!这还没完And I'm taking a cookie.我拿个饼干Me, too!我也要一个Homemade cookies.自♥制♥饼干Smart, CJ.聪明啊 CJReally smart.非常聪明Thanks, Fen.谢谢你 小芬Guess you just gotta do whatever it takes我猜你准备不惜一切代价to make your voice heard.让别人听到你

29、的心声吧Right.没错Whatever it takes.不惜一切代价Mindy wouldn't share her "Vote CJ" Cookie.明蒂不愿意把饼干分给我Oh.哦And she told me to tell you.她让我来告诉你们I will destroy both of you.我会把你们都毁了Vote CJ. She's minute to win it.CJ出手 烦恼溜走Vote CJ-CJ出手Okay, I'll admit it.好吧 我承认It felt good being in the lead.在竞选中

30、领跑的感觉确实不错And maybe I really could get everyone我可能真的能让同学们an extra minute in the-多呆一分钟在Okay.呃Odd.好奇怪Everyone's looking at their phones.所有人都在看他们的手♥机♥and me.然后看我You didn't happen to see anything你还不知道网上on the Internet or social media today, did you?或社交媒体上发生了什么 对吗No. Why?没有 为

31、什么这么问Fenwick made a little video.芬威克做了个小视频CJ Martin.CJ·马丁She wants to be your president,她想要成为主席but how much do we really know about CJ?但你们对她了解多少呢What does CJ even stand for?CJ又是代表什么意思呢What else is she hiding from us?她还隐藏着哪些不可告人的秘密呢And CJ says she can give you an extra minute.CJ说要让你们多一分钟课间时间But

32、where is she gonna get that extra minute?从上课时间抽出一分钟From classtime.她有什么企图And shorter classes means more work outside of class.更短的上课时间意味着很多的课外作业That's right!没错CJ Martin wants to give you.CJ·马丁想给你们带来more homework!更多的课外作业This Friday, vote for a candidate这周五 投票给一个that doesn't want to give yo

33、u more homework.不给你们增添任何课后作业的候选人吧Vote for Fenwick Frasier.投给芬威克·弗雷泽Strength! Progress! Freedom!力量 进步 自♥由♥I'm Fenwick Frasier, and I approve this message.我是芬威克·弗雷泽 我保证这条消息的准确性He went negative!他玩阴的了Quick recap.回顾一下Fen went negative on me, and I am mad.小芬对我玩阴的 我很生气Sc

34、hmallitor.史马利特That's close enough, ma'am.保持距离 女士I see you've met my secret service Schmallitor.看来你已经见过我的保镖史马利特了For a week of homework help.他将提供一周的贴身保护He gets a week of protection from you, plus.接下来一周小芬将免受你的侵犯 而且I like the tie.我喜欢这条领带I thought we agreed that there would be no going negati

35、ve.我以为我们说好了不玩阴的Right! But that's when I was sure I was going to win.没错 但那时我觉得我一定能赢And I don't wanna lose.现在我不想输It sounds painful.输了听起来很难受And Fenwick prefers.而且芬威克强调Progress!进步Yes, progress, huh?对 进步 嗯哼And remember.记得吗You said you have to do whatever it takes你说过要不惜一切代价to make your voice heard

36、.让自己的心声被听到So in a way, the commercial was your idea.所以从某种程度上说 这个广♥告♥是你的主意So, thanks!所以 谢谢了You're. welcome?不用谢Now, Paul, let's get this show on the road.就现在 保罗 这场表演该上路了'Cause thanks to CJ, my campaign is on a roll.多亏了CJ 不然我的竞选之路不会那么顺利This is not over!这还没完Strength! Vi

37、sion!力量 眼界And wit.还有智慧Huh.哈Good for Fen.小芬做的不错Maybe we should vote for him.我们应该投票给他Never!绝不And we've got work to do.我们需要做点什么了W- work?做什么That was never part of the deal!之前我们没说好要做什么啊I don't get what's going on.我没搞清楚我们在干嘛You don't have to.你不需要搞清楚Now dig and smile开始挖同时微笑so I can show eve

38、ryone in school how presidential you look.这样我就可以让学校里所有人知道你是多么有领导相Next!下一个All right, now, pretend you're cutting the ribbon.好的 现在 假装你在剪彩People love gigantic scissors!人们喜欢大剪刀Aw!哇Yay!耶All right, now, kiss the baby.好 现在 亲一下婴儿Whatever.随你了Aww!哇Now wave!然后挥手With the other hand!用另一只手You are losing.你已经输给

39、To Fenwick!芬威克了And knowing CJ, she's already working而且CJ 她已经想好对策on a plan to top Fenwick.反超芬威克了So we have to go negative.所以我们得玩阴的了But I don't wanna go negative.但我不想这样做Look, do you want locker pets or not?听着 你还想不想要储物柜宠物了What other pictures do you have of me?你还有我其他的照片吗Tons.一大把Do you have one l

40、ike this?有像这样的吗It was a stroke of genius.真是天才的一击Everybody loves free t-shirts.所有人都喜欢免费T恤And I would have been fine until I saw.本来我觉得不错直到我看到Okay, that's it!不行 我不能忍♥了Christian Powers.克里斯蒂安·鲍尔斯He's handsome, he's popular,虽然他非常帅 同时很受欢迎and last week in science class,但是在上周的科学课上

41、he farted and tried to blame it on the class guinea pig.他放了个屁却栽赃到教室里的豚鼠身上What did that guinea pig ever do to you, Crispo?豚鼠招你惹你了吗 小脆What else are you lying to us about?你还对我们撒过什么谎吗I'm CJ Martin. I'm running for class president,我是CJ·马丁 我要竞选主席and I'm minute to win it.CJ出手 烦恼溜走CJ went n

42、egative?!CJ居然也开始玩阴的了And that is not true!她在说谎I'm Crispo. Can we talk?我是小脆 我们能聊聊吗The alleged farting in question did take place in science,科学课上确实有人放屁but it wasn't me.但那不是我And it wasn't the class guinea pig, Captain Adorable.也不是那只豚鼠 阿豆队长How can this be?那会是谁呢There had to have been a third f

43、arter,肯定有第三者存在and the only person next to me was.那只能是在我旁边的Fenwick Frasier.芬威克·弗雷泽Now, I'm not saying it was我不是说一定是necessarily Fenwick who supplied it,芬威克放的屁but he definitely never denied it.但他从来没否定过What?!什么I'm Fenwick Frazier.我是芬威克·弗雷泽And Crispo accusing me is out of line.小脆指责我实在是太

44、不着边际了Crispo knows a thing or two about being out of line.他经常不着边际Because he can't color inside the lines!因为他连涂色都无法涂在边界里面And CJ Martin?CJ·马丁呢Well, just take a look at this pony.呃 看看这匹小马就知道了That pony was colored when I was five.那匹小马是我五岁画的I've since grown up.而我早已长大了You know who hasn't g

45、rown up?你知道谁还没长大吗Fenwick.芬威克And also Crispo.还有小脆He sleeps with a nightlight.小脆睡觉时甚至还要开着小夜灯Having a nightlight in your room just makes good sense.在房♥间里开小夜灯只是为了更好看They let you see when you get up for a snack,这样起床吃点心也不会看不见and keep vampires in check.还能让吸血鬼不敢靠近Nightlight.小夜灯That's Fenwick

46、last Monday,这是芬威克上周一的照片and that's him on Tuesday.这是他周二的照片Notice anything?注意到什么了吗He's wearing the same pants.他穿着同一条裤子Do you really want a president who only has one pair of pants?你们想要一个只有一条裤子的主席吗I'm Fenwick Frazier.我是芬威克·弗雷泽My heart is true, and my pants are plentiful.我的心实诚 我的裤子也很丰富C

47、rispo hates puppies.小脆讨厌小狗CJ hates puppies.CJ讨厌小狗Vote for Fenwick.投票给芬威克He likes puppies.他喜欢小狗Stop!都停下Okay, not one more negative word.就这样 不能再出现攻击对方的话And not one more negative campaign ad.不能再有负面竞选广♥告♥Hey, don't look at me.嘿 不要盯着我看I don't even like politics.我不喜欢政&hea

48、rts;治♥Not helping, Paul.没用的 保罗Now the only reason that I didn't cancel your campaign要不是没有其他人报名is because you're the only ones who signed up.我早就撤销你们三个的竞选资格了Nobody wants to run after Pooti-gate.经历了普迪熊门 大家都不想参加竞选了Paul?保罗Tomorrow we're gonna have a debate.明天我们就开始辩论了So you three be

49、tter have a calm所以你们三个最好冷静and civilized discussion of the issues.文明地进行辩论And be yourselves.做好自己Am I clear?都听清楚了吗Clear.清楚了Welcome to the Pootatuck Middle School欢迎来到普塔塔克中学seventh grade presidential debates.七年级学生会主席竞选辩论现场Don't vote for anybody but Crispo!请务必投票给小脆He's handsome!他最帅了Okay, first que

50、stion.好 第一个问题Christian, why are you wearing glasses?克里斯蒂安 今天你为什么要戴眼镜You do not wear glasses.平时都没见你戴过Mindy said they make me look more presidential.明蒂说这会让我看起来更有领导相Thanks, Mindy!谢谢你 明蒂Over here!我在这里Fenwick Frazier.芬威克·弗雷泽Tell us more about what you'll do as president.告诉我们如果你当了主席会做什么I will.我会I

51、 will.我会I will, uh.我会 呃I will.我会Strength! Passion!力量 激♥情♥Vision!眼界No, no, no.不不不Those are just words.这些只是抽象词Right?!是吗Yeah!是的What's your actual position?你给自己的定位是什么What are you going to actually do?就是你具体要做些什么I.我An extra minute in the halls?多一分钟下课时间That's my position.那是我的口

52、号♥I'm borrowing it.我借走了You can't borrow other people's president things.你不能拿别人的口号♥Aw, Crispo farts.哇 小脆又在放屁Oh, you are so the one that farted-哦 原来你就是那个在课上放屁的Am not! And you know it!不是我 你是知道的You fart all the time! Don't blame me!你一直都在放屁 不要指责我Those glasses are rid

53、iculous!你戴眼镜好滑稽Freedom!自♥由♥Can I say something?我能讲点吗Please!请讲I ran for president because I thought everyone could use我竞选主席是因为我想让所有人an extra minute in the halls between class.都能有多一分钟的下课时间Classrooms are where learning happens,教室是学习的地方but the halls are where life happens.走廊是交流的地方W

54、hat I didn't think我所没想到的是is the friends that I wanted to spend that extra minute with将和我一起度过这一分钟的朋友would all start fighting.竟会开始吵起来So my new position in this campaign is.所以 这次竞选我的新口号♥是Don't vote for me.不要投票给我Vote for them.投给他们Because they're amazing.因为他们都很棒And I'm sorry we're fighting.我对我们吵起来感到抱歉I have a new position, too.我也有新的口号♥Don't vote for me.不要投票给我Vote for the