经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第十集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

1、Why is everybody using these tiny,little lights nowadays?I remember when people used big ones.Thats a good story,Grandpa.Wow. Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree?Did someone get her drunk again,or.?Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about.Its about being with loved ones.T

2、hat is nice. And were done. Ta-da!It just doesnt quite feel like Christmas to me.Oh,here.See,now it feels like Christmas.The One With The Routine14Some people trace the Christmas tree to the Egyptians.whod bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year.symbolizing lifes triumph over d

3、eath.And that was,like,4000 years ago.Around the same time that you started this story.-Hey,you guys. -Hey. Whats up?I had to get out of the apartment. Janines stretching all over.Everywhere I look shes likeI can see why thats hard to resist.I like her so much.Im sorry she doesnt feel the same.I kno

4、w. And shes so sweet.I just want to feed her grapes and brush her hair.You are aware that shes not a monkey,right?I am so over Janine.Yeah,at first I thought she was hot, but now shes like old news.-Hey,guys. -Janine!Im gonna be a dancer on a TV special for New Years Eve.Its called some sort of Dick

5、in Rockin Dicky Eve.Hold it.Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve?Yeah,thats what I said.Oh,my God, we love that show!Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember.Youre still just a little fat girl inside, arent you?Im gonna be one of the party people.Youre gonna be a party

6、 person? Those guys rock the most!They said to bring someone. Want to be my dance partner?I would love to spend New Years with you.Theyre taping tomorrow. I dont understand why.Well,how it works is.the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live.But they tape some of the party stuff ahead

7、of time.Not a lot of people know that.Do you guys want to come too?-Are you serious? -We are there!What are you laughing at?Well,I used to date him, but youre still going out with her.Thanks. Great,so we can all go together.I gotta run. Ill catch you later.Bye,Janine.Did she just ask me out on a dat

8、e?I dont think so.She invited him to the biggest party of the millennium.Yeah,but she also invited you and Ross.Im sorry,I dont think that that was a romantic thing.Well, maybe. But,hey, I know how I can find out.Its a New Years Eve party.So at midnight,I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, gre

9、at.If she says, What are you doing?I can say, lt wasnt me, it was New Years.Thats better than Ross kissing me in high school.and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.It was a dry day.We are going to Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve!Oh,my God!Oh,my God!Oh,my God!Okay,Ive been on sets be

10、fore.so let me give you some advice.Its a show,but were just dancing. Its no big deal.Important thing to remember: Stay cool.-Got it. -Okay.Oh,my God! Its just like I dreamed it!Everyone! Gather up!-Excuse us! -Excuse us!The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance.well tape it. Dont look at the camera

11、. Questions?Yeah,I have a question. When is this gonna air?Yeah. Now,you guys dance over there.you guys,over there. I want you two here.Everyone else,spread out.Wed rather not dance together because were brother and sister.Yeah,it would seem kind of weird.As weird as coming all the way down here and

12、 then having to go home right now?So when is it gonna air?You look in the kitchen, I got the closet.I can save you time,ladies. Im right here.Yeah. Why dont you take a walk? This doesnt concern you.Were looking for our presents from Monica.Thats terrible.No, we do it every year.Oh, well, that makes

13、it not terrible.Yeah,we never find them.Shes always bested us, that wily.minx.Well search here for an hour.and then well go to Joeys and search,okay?-You cant look for Monicas presents. -We have to.You dont have to. And you cant, because I live here too.Well,then you should look with us.Why?Arent yo

14、u worried about what to get Monica?No,I have a great idea for her present.Oh,thats it? A great idea? Oh,yeah?What if she gets you a great present.two mediums and lots of little ones.and you just get her one present? Shell feel bad.Why would you do that to her? Why? Why?-If I help,we can find them fa

15、ster! -Right!We have a live one!-Oh,its a Macys bag! -Yeah.Whos it for?Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch?P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.Uh-oh. She may be onto us.We are so gonna find them this year.You said youd go across the hall and look. Do you do that every

16、 year?Yeah.You dont go into the back of my closet.and look under my gym bag or anything?-No. Never do that. -No.Thats where Joey gave me stuff to store that Ive never seen.Okay, that did not just happen.Here comes a camera.Right. No biggie. Stay loose.Why do they keep doing that?We have to get up on

17、 one of those platforms.Theyve been taping them all day.Right.Whatd you guys do to get up on there?We learned how to dance.When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants?Yeah!-Hey,youre a good dancer. -Really?Youd be better if you loosened your hips.-What do you mean? -Like this.

18、Thats it. Feel the rhythm. Thats better.Youre dancing with her.-Were together. -Yeah,we came together.I dont see it.You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy,raise your hand!Hey,buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot.Really,you think so? I dont.I couldnt find anything.

19、 Hey,wait!Yeah,we found them.They were in the guest-room closet.You have nothing to worry about because theyre crap.Those are mine. I got those for you.Oh. Thanks,Chandler,theyre great!Chandler,what is this very weird metal A-Z thing?Those are bookends. Thats a great gift.Oh. Okay,Im sorry. Thank yo

20、u for my az.Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.Yes,okay.By the way,I think its really nice of you that even after you moved.you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.Hey,dancing girl?Can I go to the bathroom?Here we go. Yeah.Looking good,Gellers!We know!That snippy guys the one who

21、 decides who gets on the platform.-We should go dance by him. -Okay.Okay,everybody,hold!Next on the platforms areYou two! And-You two! -Cool!Excuse me,sir?Would it help if I werent wearing underpants?Monica!Would it?How about me?Hey,tall guy!I want to talk to you about that girl youre dancing with.S

22、hes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this.Yeah. Yeah. Okay.Look,I came with that girl,okay?I plan to kiss her at the New Years countdown.Im trying to win her over. I.I dont think so.You can dance with my partner.Shes real mellow.Look,you dating this girl you came with?I was hoping aft

23、er tonight that maybe I couldNo. No. Shes fair game if you ask me. Sorry,buddy.All right. Hey.Fair is fair. When youre right, youre right. What can I say?Are you in second grade?Hey, man, youre the one who wet his pants.Monica would not hide the presents down here.No,but she did. Look,theres that ol

24、d hippie Ive always wanted.If they are here, Gunther knows about it.And I could get it out of him. Hes had a huge crush on me.Thats not fair to play with his head, though. You do it.Okay.Hey,Gunther.Hi.Getting to be that holiday time again,huh?Yes,its like a miracle.I was thinking,since its the time

25、 of giving gifts.I was wondering,are there any presents around here for me?You know what I mean?-I think I found them. -Thats the Toys for Tots collection bin.-Thats awfully convenient,dont you think? -For the tots it is.-Hey,you guys,guess what. -Did you find them?No,Gunther fainted.Man,this sucks.

26、If Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them jealous.then whos gonna be the losers then?I know whatll get us up on a platform.What?The routine!We havent done the routine since middle school.When the snippy guy sees the routine.hell want to build us our own platform.Was it that good?We got hon

27、orable mention in the brother/sister dance category!Its almost fake midnight. Do we really have any other choice?Okay,lets do it.Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!Five,six,seven,eight!So do we really need to ask whos going up on the platform next?You get up there and do that again, exactly like that

28、.Get this. Dick will want it for the Bloopers show.All right,cut! Listen up,everyone!When we start again, itll be the countdown.so I want to see everybodys excitement!Hey,guy!You got three seconds to get away.Whats going on here?Take a look at the guys pants!You told us to show excitement, but dont

29、you think he went overboard?Whats the matter with you? Go!Yeah,take a hike,wet pants!Can you believe this?Were on the platform for the millennial moment!I know!You havent been practicing the routine, have you?No.Me too!When the music starts.I was thinking about maybe going into the robot.Ross, we sh

30、ould stick to the routine. We dont want to look stupid.All right, were back! Ten seconds left.-Seven. -Okay,it all comes down to this.Whatever happens,happens.Destiny.three,two,one!-Cut! -No!Year!Happy No Year!Now we go to the live shot of Times Square. Thats a wrap!What did that snippy guy say?I th

31、ink hes kicking out anyone whos not dancing.So just keep dancing.Hey,look who I found.Oh,hi,guys!Birds have a very good sense of direction.I thought maybe they could help us find the presents.Yes,if the presents are hidden south for the winter.Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Di

32、dnt think so.Come on,show us where the presents are.The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage.I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage.How about my az?-Hey. This is hollow. -What?This bench,its hollow. I cant believe I never knew that!-Oh,the presents! -Dont look directly a

33、t them!What?All right,no,we could look at them.This ones for me!This ones for Chandler. Here.-And the big ones for me! -Oh,lets open them!-Wait a minute. We cant do this. -Why?I dont want to know what Monica got me.Im sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me.And you guys are gon

34、na ruin that.We have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about.Whatever,Linus. Im opening mine.Nobody is opening anything, okay?I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present.Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.So,please,please,can we just.? Can w

35、e put them back?-Will you get us better gifts? -Fine.Hey,guys.You found the presents?You let them find the presents?Great.Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?-Thats what you got me? -Yes,I see. That look is priceless.Home sweet home,huh?Nice to get back to reality.Plus,we know how the New Years gonna go off.I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic,you know?Anyway,good night.-Joey? -Yeah?Three.two,one.Happy New Year.What was that for?Tonight when they yelled cut and