七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译

1、七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译 【篇一：七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译】 这里有一些英文幽默 , a little boy asked his mother why are you crying? 一个男孩问他的妈妈： “你为什么要哭呢 ?” because im a woman, she told him. 妈妈说： “因为我是女人啊 .” i dont understand, he said. 男孩说： “我不懂 .” his mum just hugged him and said,and you never will. 他妈妈抱起他说： “你永远不会懂的 .” later the little

2、 boy asked his father,why does mother seem to cry for no reason? 后来小男孩就问他爸爸： “妈妈为什么毫无理由的哭呢 ?” all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say. 他爸爸只能说： “所有女人都这样 .” the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry. 小男孩长大了 ,成为一个男人 ,但他仍就不懂女人为什么哭泣 . finally he put in a call to

3、 god; and when god got on the phone,he asked,god,why do women cry so easily? 最后,他打电话给上帝；在上帝拿起电话时 ,他问道： “上帝,女人为什 么那么容易哭泣呢 ?” god said:when i made the woman,she had to be special.i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet,gentle enough to give comfort. 上帝回答说： “当我创造女人时 ,就让

4、她很特别 .我使她的肩膀能挑起 整个世界；同时却又柔情似水 .” i gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. “我让她的内心很坚强 ,能够承受分娩的痛苦 ,并能多次忍受来自自己孩子的拒绝 . ” 【篇二：七年级英文幽默小故事带翻译】 he won tommy: how is your little brother, johnny? johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself. tom

5、my: thats too bad. how did that happen? johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 i have his ear in my pocket ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, what happened? a kid bit

6、me, replied ivan. would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. id know him any where, said ivan. i have his ear in my pocket. 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问， “发生了什么事？ ” “一个男孩咬了我一口， ”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？ ”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他， ”伊凡说。 “他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。 a good boy little robert asked his mother for two cents. what did you do with the money i gave you yesterday? i gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. here are two cents more. but why are you so interested in the old woman? she is the one who sells the