英语笑话短文【中英文双语笑话小短文】

1、英语笑话短文【中英文双语笑话小短文】 笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。整理了中英文双语笑话小短文，欢迎阅读! 中英文双语笑话小短文：raccoons part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. a man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called

2、to ask whether raccoons mated for life. he said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple. i dont know why shes so concerned, he added. shes been married three times. 浣熊 我在州政府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时，负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。一个人捕获了一只猎物，他打电话来询问浣熊是否终生只有一个伴侣。他说他的女儿担忧他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。 "我不知

3、道她为什么这么关怀这事，'他补充说，"她自己已经结过三次婚了。' 中英文双语笑话小短文：secret for a long life a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. i couldnt help noticing how happy you look, she says. whats your secret for a long, happy life? i smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a w

4、eek, eat fatty foods and never,ever exercise. wow, thats amazing, says the woman. how old are you? twenty-six. 长寿秘诀 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 "我无意中发觉，你是多么美好，'那女士说。"你美好而长寿的隐秘是什么?' "我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾熬炼。' "哦，真奇妙，'女士说。"你高寿?' "二十六。' 中英文双语笑话小短

5、文：pig or witch a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. as they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells pig! the man immediately leans out of his window and replies, witch(女巫)! they each continue on their way, and as the man round

6、s the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. if only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到："猪!'那个男的马上从窗中伸出头来回敬道："女巫!'他们连续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 中英文双语笑话小短文：掌握女人的男人 two lines in heaven everybody on ea

7、rth dies and goes to heaven.god comes and says i want the men to make two lines.one line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.also, i want all the women to go with st peter.said and done, and there are two lines. the line of t

8、he menthat were whipped was 100 miles long,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.god got mad and said. you men should be ashamed of yourselves.i created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.l

9、earn from him! tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one on that line?the man said, i dont know, my wife told me to stand here. 世上的每一个人都上了天堂，神说 : 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上掌握女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一队 , 跟着圣彼德去 .队伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里长 , 一是在世上掌握女人的 ,仅有一人 .神生气的说 : 你们男人应当感到羞辱 ,我根据自己的形象制造了你们 ,而你们被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的儿子 ,站着使我傲慢 . 你们应当向他学习 .