【经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译】好玩的笑话

1、【经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译】好玩的笑话 英语笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对四周世界确定和否定的看法。整理了经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读! 经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译：goes to the cinema a boy goes to the cinema. he buys a ticket and goes in. but after two or three minutes he comes out. he buys a second ticket and goes in again. after a few minutes he comes out again and buys a

2、 third ticket. two or three minutes after that he comes out a third time and asks for another ticket. the ticket seller says to him, why are you buying all these? are you meeting friends in the cinema all the time? no, i;m not doing that. the small man says, but a big woman always stops me at the do

3、or and tears my tickets up. 经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译：johnny is busy now it was half-past eight in the morning. the telephone rang and mary went to answer it. hello, whos that? she asked. its me-peter. peter was a friend of marys eight-year-old brother, johnny. oh, hello, peter. what do you want? said mary. can

4、i speak to johnny? no, said mary, you cant speak to him now. he is busy. he is getting ready for school. he is eating his breakfast. grandmother is combing his hair. sister is under the table, putting his shoes on. mother is getting his books and putting them in his school bag. goodbye, ivegot to go

5、 now. i have to hold the door open. the school bus is coming. 经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译：the result of laziness 懒散的结果 mother: why were you kept after school today, johnny? johnny: teacher told us to write an essay on the result of laziness, and i turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今日放学以后为什么被留下了? 约翰尼：老师叫我们写

6、一篇题为懒散的结果的作文，我交了一张白卷。 经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译：is ink so expensive 墨水很贵吗 son: is ink so very expensive, father? father: why, son, what makes you think so? son: w.well. mother seems quite disturbed because i spilled some on the carpet. 儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗? 父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想? 儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺焦急的。 经典好玩的英文笑话带翻译：a schoo

7、l report 学校成果单 the father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. his brow was wrathful(生气的) as he read, english, poor. french, weak. mathematics, fair. and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子). well, dad. said the son, it is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that? and hepointed to the next line which read, health, excellent. 父亲在看他那满怀盼望的儿子带回来的学校成果单。他边看边露出生气的表情： "英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。'他厌恶地瞥了在颤抖的儿子一眼。 "爸爸，'儿子说，"可能成果不够抱负。但您看到那一项了吗?'他指了指下一行：&q