新守株待兔英语话剧剧本

1、精品文档搞笑小学英语小品剧本新守株待兔人物：农夫，兔子A兔子B,大树。农夫：Imafarmer.（稍停顿）走两步Acoolfarmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷Eh.WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinSchool.So,Imrichnow！开始展示名牌，边说边掏Look！ThisismymodernmobileIpone6！Thisismywatch!Rolex.ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes（夸张低沉地）ADIDAS!Thisis不经意地掏出一个苹果Oh,sorry.扔掉苹果It'sthis!从怀里掏出痒痒挠Doy

2、ouknowwhatsthis？（观众）痒痒挠？NononoYouareout!Itsmymodern锄头!看下表Oh,Itistimetodosomefarming!开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作树：Imatree!Icandomanythings!Icansing!做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！Icandance!跳四小天鹅Oh?Therecomesarabbit!引导观众看兔子A）。树站回后台兔子A：Hello,Imarabbit.NowImjustwalkingaroundhere.农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！扔掉痒痒挠Iwillcatchi

3、t！偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。兔子A：Wahhhh!（吓一跳，尖叫）Whatdoyouwant?农夫：Huh!Iwillkillyouforlunch!兔子A：Wah兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前农夫：Wheretogo?Haha!农夫开了一枪“砰”（配音）。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦

4、中弹状。兔子A自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说Youcan'thurtme!Youcan'thurtme！树：痛苦万分地ButyouHurtme痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现农夫：Ahha!Byebye!举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来兔子A：Hahahaha!Youcantkillmenow！兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树Wa！倒地农夫：OH!很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子Mylunch,Icaughtyou!把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠oh,sotired!Il

5、leatyouaftersleeping.倒地睡觉（打鼾的声音）兔子 A： 兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶WhereamI?Whathappened?树：指着农夫Hehascaughtyouandwantstoeatyou.兔子A：What?!Imustleavehere!ButhowcanIescape？东张西望，看到农夫的手机Amobile!解开绳子去看手机It'sIphone6!Wow,howfashionable!放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。突然想起来Amobile！MaybeIcancallsomeonetohelpme！又不知不觉地把自己放出来，拿起手

6、机做出打电话的样子（配音：拨电话）Hello？兔子B：Hello!ItsJenny.兔子A：HeyJenny！兔子B：Oh,heyMary!兔子A：Howareyou?兔子B：Fine,thankyou.AndU?兔子A：Imfinetoo!Howareyourparents?兔子B：Theyarefine,thankyou.AndU?兔子A：Theyarefine,too!Howisyouruncle?兔子B：Hesfine,thankyou!AndU?兔子A:He'sfine,too!How兔子B：Eh.eh.ehwait.Butwhydoyoucallme?Ifyouwantbo

7、rrowsomemoneyfromme-NOWAY!兔子A：Nonono!Imindangernow!Comeandhelpme!兔子B：Butwhereareyou?兔子A：Imunderatree!兔子B：边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现Whatcanyouseearoundyou?兔子A：Iseearabbitthatlooksexactlylikeyou!兔子B：Arabbit-likemeOK!I'llfindyou.Justasecond!Waitforme!Iwillhelpyou!匆匆离开兔子A打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自

8、己绑回了树上兔子A：Haha!Myfriendwillcomeandsaveme!yeah!兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地（虚弱地）Oh!Hurt!Call110Or119?112?.Oh,forgetit!Imdying!作喉咙卡住声音，死去兔子B上。兔子B：Imalsoarabbit！Imsmart!Imlovely!AndIm（作风情万种的表情）beautiful!（自我陶醉）转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上Oh,my!Mary!伏在兔子A身上（哭声）Imsosorry,Mary!Imtoolate!5555555Mary!痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树树：Oh!Oh,donthitme.!Donthitme!Imbroken!朝地上倒，压倒兔子B兔子B：What?NO.NO!-Ican't-.breath（作死了的声音）农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子En.?Tworubbits!IrememberI