武林外传英文剧本增加版(1).doc

My own swordsmanSOMA剧团秀才姬无命小贝小郭小六无双掌柜（佟湘玉）老白（白展堂）旁白：This is a part of the TV series My own swordsman , namely “武林外传” in Chinese. In this part, Ji Wuming, an offender who was sent to prison from Tongfu Hotel, escaped from the Prison, and returned to the Tongfu Hotel to revenge! However, he has lost most of his memory; in other words, he forgets almost everything that once happened in the hotel. Frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away, and our story begins!Act One旁白：Ji Wuming, an evil bloody robber, was arrested by chance, thanks for those who live the Tongfu hotel, and has sadly lost his memory.小六：Everybody, bad news.无双：Ji Wuming, the king of thieves, has been witnessed in our town!小六：(Cough)无双：Sorry, sir!小六：Ji Wuming is extremely dangerous.无双：He is one of the most bloody baddies in our country. He can kill an innocent child without mercy. And he has defeated two officers from the capital city!小六：(Cough)无双：Sorry, sir!小六：If anyone find the clue of Ji Wuming, inform us immediately. Clear?姬：Youre talking about me? I seem to be very famous. Money or your life? Make a choice.小六：Take care of my grandpa the seventh!（众人四散奔逃)姬：Dont you try to escape!小贝 ：Sister, help! (Scared and drop down the sugared haws)(Ji steps on the bunch of sugared haws and fell down)无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!小贝 ：No, my sugared haws! You must compensate for my sugared haws! Compensate!小郭：（With a rolling pin(擀面杖) in the hand）Here you are, punish him however you want!小贝 ：Sugared haws! You just cannot understand what they mean to a woman!(Xiao Liu wraps Ji with the rope)无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!(Ji struggles, yet failed, and was struck heavily by Xiao Bei, thus he has laost his memory ever since)姬：Who are you? Why you seize me? Set me free! Im. Im. Who am I?小郭：Quiet! Row mountain pour sea!(Ji fainted)(Everyone cheers up)Act Two 旁白：Xiucai hosts a knowledge competition, yet his rich knoeledge seem useless when facing the return of Ji Wuming.秀才：Welcome to see the knowledge Competition held by the Tongfu hotel. Now on stage are me, Dr Lv, and contestant No. 1, Mo Xiaobei. Question 1, who wrote the poet “Chun Jiang Hua Yue Ye”? A, Zhang Ruoxu; B, Li Bai; C, Du Fu; D, Zhang Bozhi.(音乐”当当”)老白：（whisper to 秀才）Whos Zhang Bozhi?秀才： (whisper) Nobody, I made it up.小贝：I. I want to turn to the audience. 秀才：OK, my dear audience, who do you think is the right answer? Please scream out the choice! (众人七嘴八舌，最终敲定D项)小贝：I trust most peoples opinion, I choose D! 秀才：Are you sure?小郭：Decided, fixed and confirmed!秀才：Oh god, I cant believe it. Have ever read “资治通鉴”?(众人摇头)秀才：And “One million questions”, and “Three thousand questions of Lanmao and Taoqi”?(众人再次摇头)秀才：(轻蔑地笑)A bunch of shallow fellows!掌柜：Yeah, were so shallow, so stupid that we cannot even succeed in the Keju Exam.掌柜：Xiao Bei, go to my room and finish your homework. Theres no point of wasting your time here.(掌柜、小贝下)小郭：And you, our smart Dr Lv, why cant you ever succeed in becoming a Juren?秀才：I study for fun! Sage said that “Kowledge is power.”掌柜：Which sage?秀才：Bacon(无双、小六上)小六：Everybody, bad news!无双：Ji Wuming has escaped from prison！ (众人围住无双，丢下秀才)白：Impossible! He is held in the prison under the authority of the Ministry of punishments!小六：A terrible earthquake just hit the capital city, and the prison was damaged. A lot of criminals ran away, including Ji Wuming!白：But why is only Ji Wuming wanted?小六：Most escaped criminals have been caught.无双：Yet only Ji Wuming is at large!小六：Its probable that he has returned for revenge.秀才：Hi, guys! Let me expand on the remark “Kowledge is power”. Im not finished yet.小郭：What the hell are you talking about? Can your knowledge help fight Ji Wuming?秀才：Well, to some degree yes!小郭：Anyway, show off to us.(握关节) Come on show your power! Come on!秀才：You, youre ignorant! Ignorant!(小郭追秀才下，众人慌忙下)Act Three旁白：Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu are busy preparing for escape. However, Lv Xiucai just want to show everyone the reason why knowledge is power.白（急）：Pack your essentials, and we should run away immediately! 掌柜： Why? Are you okay, Zhantang?白：Ji has escaped from prison!小贝：Alas! Its no more terrible than I thought. If he dares to come, I will strike him with a stick, just as before.白：And I will just wait for collecting your body. No one knows how violent he is. If there was no exception for him, we would not have the slightest chance of talking alive here today.掌柜（面露紧张）：Then what shall we do, now?白：We can do nothing but run away as soon as possible.掌柜(转向贝)：Xiao Bei, its not time for studying now, go informing Xiucai and Xiaoguo. Hurry!（秀才进）贝：Here Xiucai is ,gotta inform Xiaoguo!秀才：Well, I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power!掌柜（摔掉手中的书）:Dont you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo!秀才：No. She will hit me.白：（放下手中东西，指着秀才）If you dont go, I will hit you秀才：It is better to say something than do for a gentleman.掌柜：（把秀才向门外推）Im not gentleman! Get out.秀才： Alas. Is it so difficult to accept the truth?掌柜：（收拾手中的手饰） Ok, say it! 秀才：Well掌柜：Say!秀才：Lets start from the relationship between the universe and the human being.白：Excellent! Wonderful! Take the pillow or not?秀才：But, what are you doing?掌柜：Were ignorant. Continue. Where is my mirror?秀才：But you掌柜:We are stupid! Okay? Get out, I beg you. Well, where is Dazui?白：He goes to rent a trio.掌柜：All packed and ready to go?（楼下传来打斗声，碗碟破碎声，老白，掌柜的出）Act Four旁白：Xiucai defeats Ji Wuming, with his wisdom and机智, thus improving ”Knowledge is power”.白：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!(被打退)姬：Who are you? Why do you attack me?小贝：Then when shall we go? My god! Ji Wuming!姬：（姬拉过小贝）Do you know me? Tell me who I am! Who make me so unhappy!无双：Leave it to me! Sunflower hand acu( acupuncture)! (被打退)姬：Young lady, youre just a green hand!(小贝咬姬无命，姬欲扇其耳光)掌柜：Stop! Shes your daughter, your flesh and blood!姬：What?掌柜：Yes! Shes our child, honey（呼天抢地状）During the days when youre absent, Xiao Bei and I could hardly make it!姬：Really? I had a family? Oh my dear.掌柜：No! I.I dont love you anymore. I decide to leave you.姬：What? Why?掌柜：Youve been so tough to me! Its you who should get out!姬：Ok, I will leave you and take our daughter with me.掌柜：No! I have betrayed you, Lao Bai and I gave birth to Xiao Bei! 白：What? you shouldnt tell this kind of lies! 掌柜:I have no choice!姬：Whose daughter the hell she is？（秀才上）掌柜：Yours.no.（指秀才）his! We had her secretly and I dont love you any more!姬：What? His daughter? You beast!秀才：Wait! Sage said that “Force cannot settle any problem!”众人：Said who?秀才：Dr LV-QING-HOU!姬(angry)：Nonsense. I wont show mercy to you.小郭：(comes out)the row mountain pour sea,(pushed back by Jis arm elbow system) Alas!.姬: Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life. （对秀才）Your life!秀才：Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before I die, please tell me its who that kills me. 姬：Crap! Me, of course! 秀才：Who is “me”? 姬：How can I know who you are ! 秀才(smile)：Well ,there comes the question.姬：What on earth do you mean? 秀才：Lets begin with the relationship between the universe and human beings. Take yourself for example, there must be a question bothering you since the day you were born, isnt it? 姬：Which question? 秀才：Who am I? 姬：Ive already known.秀才：Really? No, you dont actually know. Who are you? Are you Ji Wuming? No, it is only a name, a code name. You can be called Ji Wuming, me too, and so can they. But when we take off the code name, who are you? 姬：II dont know. And I dont need to know! 秀才：Alright, then answer me another question-who am I? 姬：This question has been asked just now. 秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬：Theres no difference ever.秀才：For instance, when I take the use of code name “me” to make a dialogue, your code name is “me” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you? 姬：ThisThis question doesnt make any sense ever!秀才：Ok, lets talk about something meaningful. Where do I come from? Where will I end? Why am I in the world? What is the significanc