2021年《房间》完整中英文对照剧本

《房间》完整中英文对照剧本房♥间突发消息纽瑟姆案嫌疑人已被拘捕嘘Shh...回去睡觉吧Gobacktosleep.很久很久以前在我到来之前On___uponatime,beforeIcame,你一整天都在youcriedandcried大声哭泣看电视度日andwatchedTVallday,直到你麻木了untilyouwereazombie,但然后我通过天窗从天堂butthenIzoomeddownfromheaven突然降落throughSkylight到房♥间里intoRoom.呜叭Whoosh-pshew!然后我在你体内踢你AndIwaskickingyoufromtheinside.嘣嘣Boom,boom!然后我睁着眼冲到地毯上AndthenIshotoutontoRugwithmyeyeswideopen,然后你剪掉绳子说“你好啊杰克”andyoucutt-edthecordandsaid,"Hello,Jack."妈我五岁了Ma,I"mfive!-是的-我现在好大呀-Youare.-I"msooldnow.你是个大男孩了You"resuchabigboynow.是的Yeah.早上好台灯Goodmorning,lamp.早上好植物Goodmorning,plant.早上好蛋壳蛇Goodmorning,Eggsnake.早上好地毯Goodmorning,rug.早上好衣柜Goodmorning,wardrobe.早上好电视Goodmorning,TV.早上好洗手池Goodmorning,sink.早上好马桶Morning,toilet.早上好啊大家Morning,everyone.好了Okay.今天是我的生日我五岁了It"smybirthday.I"mfive.我知道啦Igetit.把你的维他命吃掉这是最后一颗了Takeyourvitamin.It"sthelastone.维他命Vitamins.-是蛀牙在疼吗-嗯哼-Isbadtoothhurting?-Mm-hmm.但你知道的Butyouknow,意念可以控制物质mindover___tter.如果你不去想它就不会痛了Ifyoudon"tmind,itdoesn"t___tter.你说得对You"reright.嘿你知道Hey,doyouknow我们今天要干什么吗whatwe"regonnadotoday?什么What?我们要做一个生日蛋糕Wearegoingtobakeabirthdaycake.生日蛋糕Abirthdaycake?嗯哼Mm-hmm.-就像电视里那样吗-嗯但是真实的-LikeinTV?-Mm-hmm,butforreal.不会吧Noway!后面Theback.开始算一二三Nowgo,one,two,three.四五一二三四五Four,five.One,two,three,four,five...___了Thereyouare.我爱你Iloveyou.好了关电视了Okay,TVOff.我会一直长大长大然后变成巨人I"mgonnagrowandgrowuntilI"magiant.妈你看我和大力士一样强壮Look,Ma,I"mstrongasSamson.是啦是啦Yeah.Youare.我会成为巨人杰克巨人杀手I"mgoingtobeJacktheGiant,Giant-Killer然后带着我的狗狗阿吉andburstoutofSkylightintospa___冲出天窗冲向太空withmydog,Lucky,然后一直飞飞到所有星球上andboing,boing,boingtoalloftheplas.我们先做拉伸Let"sstartwithsomestretch.做得好做得好Greatjob.Greatjob.另一条腿快点Otherleg,quickly.换腿Switchlegs.Hup.-好-我在做了-Yeah.-I"mdoingit.-好-我在...-Yeah.-I"mdoing...跳跳jump,jump...像只青蛙likeafrog.脚往后放然后做一个俯卧撑Feetbackandthendoapush-updown.起好了现在来跑田径吧Up.Okay,timefortrack.这面墙Nowthiswall.噢我说的是这面墙Oh,Imeantthiswall.我说的是这面墙吗DidIsaythiswall?我的意思是这面Imeantthiswall,但我其实想说的是这面墙butIactuallymeant,Imeantthiswall,还有这一面andthisone,但这一面也要摸一下butthisoneneedsit,too.好了Yeah!嗯Mm.噢好漂亮的鸡蛋呀Oh,it"sabeautifulegg.很好Prettygood.那是面糊吗Isthatthebatter?那就是面糊That"sthebatter.我们还要加一下黄油We"regonnaaddsomebutter,too.怎么样Howaboutthat?-黄油-额啊-Butter!-Urgh!-嚯嚯-嗯就这样把它搅在一起-Ho,ho!-Oh,yeah,___shthatin.我们做到啦Well,wegotit!不如你来做一做吧Whydon"tyoudosomeofthat?-你能做好吗-嗯-Canyou...handlethat?-Yeah.麻里麻里哄Abracadabra!现在要吹蜡烛啦Nowthecandles!我们没有蜡烛Wedon"thaveanycandles.我知道Iknow.你说过会有一个真正的生日蛋糕的Yousaidabirthdaycake,forreal.那就要点蜡烛Thatmeanscandlesonfire.杰克Jack...没有蜡烛也没关系的It"sokaywithoutthecandles.还是个生日蛋糕呀It"sstillabirthdaycake.周日特享你应该要求买♥♥蜡烛YoushouldaskforcandlesforaSundayTreat,而不是什么破牛仔裤notdumbjeans.对不起I"msorry.你知道的我只能要求一些我们真正需要Youknow,Ihavetoaskforstuffthatwereallyneed,而他又方便获得的东西stuffthathecangeteasily.但老尼克什么都能拿到他有魔法ButOldNickgetsanything,by___gic.不如我们来吃蛋糕吧Whydon"twetryyourcake?不要No!杰克Jack.就尝一口Let"stryabiteofit.我说了不要Isaid,no!过来Comehere.等下星期我六岁了NextweekwhenI"msix,你最好要求一些真正的蜡烛you"dbetteraskforrealcandles.你说的是下一年吧Nextyear,youmean.埃德蒙撕开袋子逃了出来AndEdmondtearsfreeoutofthebag,他游啊游游到了基&卜©@~$;督&八©@~$;山岛andswimsandswimstotheislandofMonteCristo,然后他挖出了他朋友andhedigsupthetreasure告诉他的宝藏hisfriendwas___inghimabout.他买♥&hearts；y一艘大游艇Hebuysabigyacht...回到了法国AndsailsbacktoFran___,等他到达那里andwhenhegetsthere,他决定要买♥♥下小岛hedecidestobuytheisland,并称自己为“伯爵”andcallhimself"TheCount,"并发誓报复那些andvowstotakerevenge所有刻薄亏待他的人onallofthepeoplethatweremeantohim.我们还可以再吃点生日蛋糕吗Canwehavemorebirthdaycake?明天再吃Tomorrow.就一口Justabite?我们已经刷了牙了Webrushedourteethalready.那再讲多一个故事好吗Onelaststory?Please.乖杰克很晚了Comeon,Jack.It"slate.我们睡觉吧Let"sgotobed.唱歌♥Sing.#那天晚上日落西山#Oneeveningwhenthesunwentdown#如同野火蔓延树林#Andthejunglefirewasburning#一位旅者缓缓前行#Downthetrackscameahobohiking#他说孩子们我不会回去#Andhesaid"Boys,I"mnotturning#我要前往一个遥远国度#"I"mheadedforalandthat"sfaraway#在那水晶喷泉之外#"Besidethecrystalfountain#快和我一起#"Oh,ewithme#我们终将到达巨石糖果山#GoandseetheBigRockCandyMountain"#巨石糖果山中#IntheBigRockCandyMountain#有片土地洁净明亮#There"salandthat"sclearandbright...-这是他的牛仔裤-谢谢-Here"shisjeans.-Thanks.葡萄太贵了所以我给你买&卜0@~$;&卜0@~$;了罐头雪梨Grapeswerewaytoomuch,soIgotyoucannedpears.那是什么生日蛋糕吗What"sthat?Isitabirthdaycake?嗯Mm.嗯你应该告诉我的Mm.Youshouldhavetoldme.我就可以给他送份礼物I"dhavegothimapresent.那他多少岁了四岁吗So,uh,howoldisheanyway?Four?五岁Five.一二三One,two,three...有这个房♥间There“sRoom,然后就是外太空ThenOuterSpa___,太空里有所有电视上的星球withalltheTVplas,然后就是天堂thenHeaven.植物是真实的但树不是Plantisreal,butnottrees.蜘蛛是真实的Spidersarereal,还有一次有只吸我血的蚊子andonetimethemosquitothatwassuckingmyblood.但松鼠和狗狗都只存在于电视上ButsquirrelsanddogsarejustTV,除了阿吉ex___ptLucky.它是我的狗狗总有一天它会出现的He"smydogwhomightesomeday.怪兽太大只了不可能是真的Monstersaretoobigtobereal,海洋也是andthesea.电视里的人都是扁平的由好多颜色组成TVpersonsareflatand___deofcolours.但你和我是真实的Butmeandyouarereal.老尼克OldNick...我不知道他是不是真实的Idon"tknowifhe"sreal.可能半真半假吧Maybehalf.47,48,49.5150,51...嘘Shh...噢Oh.这是什么Whatisit?这是颗蛀牙It"sabadtooth.嗯哼Mm-hmm.我能拿着吗CanIholdit?哇哦Wow!你让它消失了You___dehimgone!它是活的Hewasanalivething.它是真实的Hewasreal!它会偷我们的食物Hewouldhavestolenourfood.我可以把我的食物给老鼠Mousecanhavemyfood.我不饿I"mnothungry.它会带来细菌趁我们睡觉时咬我们Hewouldhavebroughtingerms,bitusinoursleep.老鼠是我的朋友Mouseismyfriend,但你拍死了它andyousplatteredhimdead.___No,Ididn"t.它好好的He"shunky-dory.你在骗我吗Areyoutrickingme?没有杰克我发誓No,Jack,Iswear.它在后院的家里和它妈妈一起HeissafeathomeinthebackyardwithhisMa.什么后院Whatbackyard?老鼠住在电视里的院子里吗MouselivesinayardinTV?呐你用这个做一个外星飞船吧Here,whydon"tyou___keaUFOoutofthis?你___不告诉老尼克昨天是我的生日Whyyoudidn"t___OldNickitwasmybirthday?因为他不是我们的朋友Becausehe"snotourfriend.他说他会给我送礼物Hesaidhe"dbringmeapresent.你不应该偷听这些You"renotsupposedtobelisteningtothat.你应该好好睡觉You"resupposedtobeasleep.我从没收到过礼物Ineverhadapresent.他只是随便说说而已Well,hedidn"tmeanit.他可能送我狗狗阿吉Itmightbemydog,Lucky.杰克我们不能养狗Jack,wecan"thaveadog.根本不够房♥间空间There"snotenoughroom...spa___...没这么大的空间there"snotenoughspa它会乱吠它会乱抓withthebarkingandthescratching.阿吉不会乱抓的Luckywon"tscratch.它答应的Hepromises.阿吉不存在ThereisnoLucky!它存在的Yes,thereis!根本不是No,there"snot.它只是你幻想出来的You___dehimupinyourhead.它不是真实的He"snotreal.杰克对不起Jack,I"msorry.过来过来妈妈抱对不起Comehere,ehere,ehere.I"msorry.对不起I"msorry.你是对的我这样不好You"reright.Thatwasn"tni___.我们睡着的时候会在哪里Wheredowegowhenwe“reasleep?就在房♥间这里RighthereinRoom.但梦呢Butdreams...我们会进电视里做梦吗dowegoto,intoTVfordreaming?不是Mm-mm.我们哪都没去一直在这里We"reneveranywherebuthere.我能打开吗CanIopenit?嗯哼Mm-hmm.好棒Yes!___外星人从没回应过呢Whythealiensneverscreamback?我想他们还是听不见吧Iguesstheystillcan"thearus.我们再喊大声点好吗We"lldoitevenlouder,okay?好的Okay.我要杀了你I"llkillyou!你现在要杀我吗Wouldyouliketokillmenow?妈他在攻击我Ma,he"sattackingme!哦不Oh,no!抓住你了嗷Gotyou.Ow!嗷Ow!妈什么味道啊Ma,what___ellsbad?操___.咦Ugh.嘘Shh...那是什么味道What"sthat___ell?抱歉我烤焦了芝士Sorry,Iburnedsomecheese.-给你-我不知道在想什么-Here.-Ijustwasn"tthinking.思考不是你的强项Well,thinkingisnotyourstrongsuit.我知道Iknow.嗯Yeah.你坐下吧Whydon"tyousitdown?-谢谢-嗯哼-Thankyou.-Mm-hmm.他喜欢他的小车吗Sohowdidhelikehistruck?喜欢吧?Yeah?喜欢Yeah.我了解小男孩Iknowboys.维他命Thevitamins.啊那个太浪费钱了Ah,it"sawasteofmoney.没什么作用There"snothinginthem.如果我们有更健康的饮食Well,ifwehadabetter___t.我去又来了Oh,___,herewegoagain.你能不能别整天满腹牢骚Maybeifyoucouldstopplaining怀有一点感恩之心andbealittlegrateful.谢谢你Thankyou.老天有时候真的很困难God,it"s___ingpullingteethsometimes.这一切都要谢谢你Thankyouforeverything.你完全不知道现在的世界Youjusthavenoideaabouttheworldoftoday.-我不知道-你不知道-No.-No.是谁在交电费Whopaysthepowerbill?是谁在出钱出力Whopaysforeverything?-你-没错-You.-Mm-hmm.你以为我是Andhowdoyouthink如何维持下去的I"mgonnabeabletokeepdoingthat?什么意思Whatdoyoumean?没什么Nothing.不你说的是什么意思No,butwhatdoesthatmean?半年了我失业了Sixmonths.I"vebeenlaidoff.半年了Sixmonths.没错Yeah.如果你非要想这么多Ifyouhadtoworryyourlittlehead...那你要怎么做Whatareyougonnadoaboutit?你有在找工作吗Areyoulookingforajob?他妈哪有什么工作啊Thereareno___ingjobs!老天Jesus.嘿你好啊Heythere.他睡着了He"sasleep.我觉得没有Idon"tthinkso.你整天整夜都把他藏在衣柜里吗Doyoukeephimintheclosetalldayaswellasallnight?怎么这小怪物有两个头吗What,doesthelittlefreakgottwoheadsorsomething?嘿Hey.-嘿-嘘-Hey.-Shh.-到床上来吧-嘿杰克-Cometobed.-Hey,Jack.-嘿-我们回床吧-Hey.-Let"sgotobed.你要吃糖吗Youwantsomecandy?你喜欢糖果吗Doyoulikecandy,huh?出来吃糖吧Comeonoutandgetsomecandy.到床上来吧Cometobed.拜托了Please?拜托了？Please?这位小姐你妈妈没教你什么是教养吗Didn"tyourmom___everteachyouany___nners,younglady?噢嘿___Oh,heysonny.离他远点Getawayfromhim!别碰他别碰他Don"ttouchhim!Don"ttouchhim!操___!别碰他Don"ttouchhim!别吵Quitthenoise!不许叫别吵Quitthenoise.Quitthenoise.你想呼吸吗Doyouwanttobreathe?嗯？Yeah?你想呼吸吗Doyouwanttobreathe?那就给我闭嘴Thenshutthe___up.天God!操___.别碰他Don"ttouchhim.操___.如果你再敢这样碰我Ifyouevertouchmelikethatagain,再这样抓我ifyougrabmelikethat,我会杀了你I"ll___ingkillyou.-清楚了吗-别碰他-Doyouunderstandthat?-Don"ttouchhim.行啊你可别忘了他是怎么来的Yeah.Don"tyouforgetwhereyougothim.杰克杰克Jack?Jack?对不起I"msorry!-你还好吗-对不起对不起-Areyouokay?-I"msorry.I"msorry.-没事-我再也不会这样了-It"sokay.-Iwon"tdoitagain.嗯？Hmm?嗯Hmm.妈我是只龙Ma,I"madragon.我是龙I"madragon.他断我们电了Hecutthepower.“你看"For,yousee,最‘紧’发生了很多怪事...”so___nyout-of-the-waythingshadhappenedlat-ely,that..."-最近-最近-Lately.-Lately.“爱丽丝开始认为"ThatAli___hadbeguntothink其实很多事情"Thatveryfewthings,indeed,都几乎是不可能的"Werereallyimpossible.在小门边苦苦等待似乎并没有什么作用”Thereseemedtobenouseinwaitingbythelittledoor."妈Ma?嘿杰克你还记得老鼠吗Hey,Jack,doyourememberMouse?嗯Yeah.记得吗Yeah?你知道它在哪吗Youknowwhereheis?嗯Hmm.我知道Ido.他在这面墙的另一边He"sontheothersideofthiswall.什么另一边Whatotherside?杰克一切事物都有两面Jack,there"stwosidestoeverything.八边形不是Notonanoctagon.是的但是Yeah,but...八边形有八面Anoctagonhaseightsides.但一面墙就像这一面墙看到了吗Butawall,okay,aWall"slikethis,see?我们在里面Andwe"reontheinside而老鼠在外面andMouseisontheoutside.在外太空吗InOuterSpa___?不在世界里No,intheworld.世界比外太空离我们更近It"smuchcloserthanOuterSpa___.我看不到外面的那一面Ican"tseetheoutside-side.听着我知道我之前告诉过你另一种说法Listen,IknowthatItoldyousomethingelsebefore,但那时你还小butyouweremuchyounger.我觉得你无法理解Ididn"tthinkthatyoucouldunderstand,但现在你这么大了你这么聪明butnowyou"resoold,you"resos___rt.我知道你可以理解的Iknowthatyoucangetthis.不然你觉得老尼克从哪得到的食物WheredoyouthinkthatOldNickgetsourfood?用魔法从电视里得到的FromTVby___gic.世界上没有魔法Thereisno___gic.你在电视里看到的WhatyouseeonTV,都是真实事物的图像thosearepicturesofrealthings,都是真人的图像ofrealpeople.都是真实的东西It"srealstuff.朵拉真的是真实的吗Dora"sreal,forreal?不那只是一幅画No,that"sadrawing.朵拉是画出来的Doraisadrawing.但其他人Butotherpeople,和我们长得相似的人theyhavefa___slikeus.那些是真实事物的图像Thosearepicturesofrealthings,还有你在上面看到的其他东西andalltheotherstuffyouseeonthere,也都是真实的that"sreal,too.真实的海洋真实的树真实的小猫小狗That"srealo___ans,realtrees,realcats,dogs.不可能Noway.怎么装得下它们Wherewouldtheyallfit?就这么装下的都能装下它们Theyjustdo.Theyjustfit.它们都在世界里Theyjustfitoutintheworld.杰克来吧你这么聪明Jack,eon,you"resos___rt.我知道你有好奇过的Iknowthatyou"vebeenwonderingaboutthis.我可以吃点别的东西吗CanIhavesomethingelsetoeat?那有片树叶看到了吗There"saleaf.Doyouseethat?哪里Where?-看-我看不到树叶-Loo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