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CharlieandtheChocolateFactoryThisisastoryofanordinarylittleboy

namedCharlieBucket.Hewasnotfaster

orstrongerormorecleverthanother

children.Hisfamilywasnotrichor

powerfulorwell-connected.

Infact,theybarelyhadenoughtoeat.

CharlieBucketwastheluckiestboyin

theentireworld.Hejustdidn'tknowit

yet

-Evening,Buckets.

-Evening

Hi,Dad.

Soup'salmostready,darling.

Don'tsupposethere'sanythingextrato

putin,love.

Oh,well.Nothinggoesbetterwith

cabbagethancabbage.

CharlieIfoundsomethingIthinkyou'll

like.Charlie'sfatherworkedatthe

localtoothpastefactory.

Thehourswerelong,andthepaywasterribleyetoccasionally,therewere

unexpectedsurprises.

Dadfoundit,justthepiecel

needed.

lt'sexactlywhatIneed.

Whatisit,Charlie?

-Whatpiecewasit?

-AheadforWillyWonka.

Well,howwonderful.

lt'squitealikeness.

-Youthinkso?

-Thinkso?

lknowso.

IsawWillyWonkawithmyowntwoeyes.

-lusedtoworkforhim,youknow.

-Youdid?

-|did.

-Hedid.

Hedid.

llovegrapes.

Ofcourse,Iwasamuchyoungermanin

thosedays

WillyWonkabeganwithasinglestoreon

CherryStreet.

Butthewholeworldwantedhiscandy.

-Mr.Wonka.

-Yeah?

WeneedmoreWonkabarsandwe'reoutof

chocolatebirds.

-Birds?

Birds.

Well,thenwe'llneedtomakesomemore.

Here.

Nowopen.

Themanwasagenius.

Didyouknowheinventedanewwayof

makingchocolateicecream...

..sothatitstayscoldforhours

withoutafreezer?

Youcanevenleaveitlyinginthesunon

ahot

day,anditwon'tgorunny.

-Butthat'simpossible.

-ButWillyWonkadidit.

Beforelonghedecidedtobuildaproper

chocolatefactory.

Thelargestchocolatefactoryinhistory.

Fiftytimesasbigasanyother

Grandpa,don'tmakeitgross.

TellhimabouttheIndianprince.

He'dliketohearaboutthat.

Youmean,PrincePondicherry?

Well,PrincePondicherrywrotealetter

...andaskedhimtocomeallthewayouttoIndiaandbuildhimacolossalpalace

entirelyoutofchocolate.

ltwillhave100rooms,andeverything

willbemadeofeitherdarkorlight

chocolate.

Truetohisword,thebrickswere

chocolate

andthecementholdingthemtogetherwas

chocolate.

Allthewallsandceilingsweremadeof

chocolateaswell.

Sowerethecarpetsandthepicturesand

thefurniture.

ltisperfectineveryway.

Yeah,butitwon'tlastlong.

Youbetterstarteatingrightnow.

Oh,nonsense.Iwillnoteatmypalace.

lintendtoliveinit.

ButMr.Wonkawasright,ofcourse.

Soonafterthis,therecameaveryhot

daywithaboilingsun.

Theprincesentanurgenttelegram

requestinganewpalace...

toMr.

...butWillyWonkawasfacingproblemsof

his

Alltheotherchocolatemakers,yousee,

hadgrownjealousofMr.Wonka.

Theybegansendinginspiestostealhis

secretrecipes.

Fickelgruberstartedmakinganicecream

thatwouldnevermelt.

Prodnosecameoutwithachewinggumthat

neverlostitsflavor

ThenSlugworthbeganmakingcandy

balloonsthatyoucouldblowupto

incrediblesizes.

Thethieverygotsobadthatoneday

withoutwarning...

...Mr.Wonkatoldeverysingleoneofhis

workerstogohome.

Heannouncedthathewasclosinghis

chocolatefactoryforever.

l'mclosingmychocolatefactoryforever

l'msorry.

Butitdidn'tcloseforever.

lt'sopenrightnow.

Wonka...

Yes,well,sometimeswhengrownupssay

"forever,"theymean"averylongtime."

Suchas,"IfeellikeI'veeaten

nothingbutcabbagesoupforever."

-Now,Pops.

-Thefactorydidclose,Charlie.

Anditseemedlikeitwasgoingtobe

closedforever.

Thenonedaywesawsmokerisingfromthe

chimneys

-Thefactorywasbackinbusiness.

-Didyougetyourjobback?

No.

Noonedid.

Buttheremustbepeopleworkingthere.

Thinkaboutit,Charlie.

Haveyoueverseenasingleperson...

...goingintothatfactoryorcomingout

ofit?

No.Thegatesarealwaysclosed.

Exactly.

Butthen,who'srunningthemachines?

-Nobodyknows,Charlie.

own.

-ltcertainlyisamystery.

Hasn'tsomeoneaskedMr.Wonka?

Nobodyseeshimanymore.

Henevercomesout.

Theonlythingthatcomesoutofthat

placeis

thecandyalreadypackedandaddressed.I'dgiveanythingintheworldjusttogo

inonemoretime...

...andseewhat'sbecomeofthatamazing

factory

Well,youwon't,becauseyoucan't

Noonecan.

lt'samystery,anditwillalwaysbea

mystery.

Thatlittlefactoryofyours,Charlie,is

ascloseasanyofusisevergoingto

get.

Comeon,Charlie.Ithinkit'stimeweletyourgrandparentsgetsomesleep.

-Goodnight,GrandpaGeorge

-Night,Charlie.

-Night-night.

-Chair.

Thankyou,dear

Night,GrandpaJoe.

Goodnight,GrandmaGeorgina.

Nothing'simpossible,Charlie

-Goodnight

-Night,Charlie

alreadybeensetinmotion.

Sleepwell.

Dearpeopleoftheworld...

...l,WillyWonkahavedecidedtoallow

fivechildrentovisitmyfactorythis

year

Inaddition,oneofthesechildrenshall

receiveaspecialprizebeyondanything

youcouldeverimagine.

Fivegoldenticketshavebeenhidden

underneaththeordinarywrappingpaperof

fiveordinaryWonkabars.

Thebarsmaybeanywhereinanyshop,in

anystreet,inanytown,inanycountry

intheworld.

Wouldn'titbesomething,Charlie,to

openabarofcandyandfindagolden

ticketinside?

lknow,butIonlygetonebarayear

formybirthday.

Well,it'syourbirthdaynextweek.

Youhaveasmuchchanceasanybodydoes.

Balderdash.Thekidswhoaregoingto

findthegoldenticketsaretheoneswho

canaffordtobuycandybarseveryday.Indeed,thatverynight,theimpossible

had

OurCharlie

getsonlyoneayear

Hedoesn'thaveachance.

Everyonehasachance,Charlie.

Markmywords,thekidwhofindsthe

firstticketwillbefat,fat,fat.

Augustus.Thisway

IameatingtheWonkabarandItaste

somethingthatisnotchocolateor

coconut...

...orwalnutorpeanutbutter...

·..ornougat...

...orbutterbrittle

orcaramelorsprinkles.

Sollookandlfindthegoldenticket.

Augustus,howdidyoucelebrate?

leatmorecandy.

WeknewAugustuswouldfindthegolden

ticket.

Heeatssomanycandybarsadaythatitwasnotpossibleforhimnottofindone.

Yes,itisgood,Augustus.

--goldenticketclaimedandfourmore

Toldyouit'dbeaporker.

Whatarepulsiveboy.

Onlyfourgoldenticketsleft

Nowthatthey'vefoundone,thingswill

really

getcrazy.

--ofeveryshape,sizeandhue.

Veruca.Canyouspellthatforus,

please?

V-E-R-U-C-A.VerucaSalt.

AssoonasmylittleVerucatoldmeshe

had

tohaveoneofthesegoldentickets...

...IstartedbuyingalltheWonkabarsl

could

laymyhandson.

Thousandsofthem.

Hundredsofthousands.

l'minthenutbusiness,yousee.

SoIsaytomyworkers:

Morning,ladies.Fromnowon,youcan

stopshellingpeanutsandstartshelling

thewrappersoffthesechocolatebars

instead.

Threedayswentby,andwehadnoluck.

Oh,itwasterrible.

MyVerucagotmoreandmoreupseteach

day.

Where'smygoldenticket?

Iwantmygoldenticket.

Well,gentlemen,Ijusthatedtoseemy

littlegirlfeelingunhappylikethat.

lvowedIwouldkeepsearchinguntill

could

giveherwhatshewanted.

Andfinally,Ifoundheraticket.

Daddy,Iwantanotherpony.

She'sevenworsethanthefatboy

Idon'tthinkthatwasreallyfair.

Shedidn'tfindtheticketherself.

Don'tworryaboutit,Charlie.

Thatmanspoilshisdaughter.Andnogood

evercomesfromspoilingachildlike

that.

Charlie,MumandIthoughtmaybeyou

wannaopenyourbirthdaypresenttonight

Hereyouare

MaybeIshouldwaittillmorning.

-Likehell.

-Pop.

Alltogether,we're381yearsold.

Wedon'twait.

Now,Charlie,youmustn'tfeeltoo

disappointed...

...youknow,ifyoudon'tgetthe

Whateverhappens,you'llstillhavethe

candy.

that.

That's

-We'l|shareit.

Ah,well.

-0h,no,Charlie.

Notyourbirthdaypresent.

lt'smycandybar,andl'lldowhatl

wantwithjt

Thankyou,darling.

Thankyou,Charlie.

Blessyou

Allright,let'sseewhofoundit."ThethirdticketwasfoundbyMiss

Violet

Beauregarde."

Thesearejustsomeofthe263trophies

andmedalsmyViolethaswon.

l'magumchewermostly,butwhenIheard

abouttheseticketthings...

...Ilaidoffthegum,switchedtocandy

bars.

She'sjustadrivenyoungwoman.

Idon'tknowwhereshegetsit.

l'mtheJuniorWorldChampion

GumChewer.

That'sarecord.

Thispieceofgum

l'mchewingrightnow...

...l'vebeenworkingonforthreemonths

solid.

Ofcourse,Ididhavemyshareof

trophies,

mostlybaton.

Soitsaysthatonekid'sgonnagetthisspecialprize,betterthanalltherest.

ldon'tcarewhothoseotherfourare.

Thatkid,it'sgonnabeme.

Tellthemwhy,Violet.

Becausel'mawinner.

Whatabeastlygirl.

Despicable.

Youdon'tknow

whatwe'retalkingabout.

Dragonflies?

Butwait,thisisjustin.

Thefourthgoldentickethasbeenfound

byaboycalledMikeTeavee.

Allyouhadtodowastrackthe

manufacturingdatesoffsetbyweatherand

thederivativeoftheNikkeilndex.

Aretardcouldfigureitout.

MostofthetimeIdon'tknowwhathe's

talkingabout.

Youknow,kidsthesedays,whatwithal

thetechnology

Die!Die!Die!

Doesn'tseemliketheystaykidsvery

long.

Intheend,

lonlyhadtobuyonecandybar

-Andhowdidittaste?

-Idon'tknow.

Ihatechocolate.

Well,it'sagoodthingyou'regoingtoa

chocolatefactory,youungratefullittle-

-Thatquestionis,whowillbethe

winnerofthelastgold--?

-Dad?

-Yes,Charlie?

Whyaren'tyouatwork?

Oh,well,thetoothpastefactorythought

they'dgivemeabitoftimeoff.

Likesummervacation?

Sure.Somethinglikethat.

Infact,itwasn'tlikeavacationat

all.

Theupswingincandysaleshadledtoa

riseincavitieswhichledtoarisein

toothpastesales.

Withtheextramoney,thefactoryhad

decidedtomodernizeeliminatingMr.

Bucket'sjob.

Wewerebarelymakingends

meetasitwas.

You'llfindanotherjob.

Untilthen,I'lljust--Well,I'lljust

thindown

thesoupalittlemore.

Don'tworry,Mr.Bucket,ourluckwill

change.

Iknowit.

Charlie.

Mysecrethoard

Youandlaregoingtohaveonemore

flingatfindingthatlastticket.

Yousureyouwanttospendyourmoneyon

that?

OfcourseI'msure.Here.

Rundowntotheneareststoreandbuythe

firstWonkacandybaryousee

Bringitstraightback,andwe'llopenit

together.

Suchagoodboy,really.

Suchagood

Whichendshouldweopenfirst?

Justdoitquick,likeaBand-Aid.

Grandpa?

-Youfellasleep.

-Haveyougotit?

DidyouseethatsomekidinRussiafound

thelastgoldenticket?

Yes,itwasinthepaperthismorning

Goodboy.Comeon,George.Goodboy

OneWonkaWhipple-Scrumptious

FudgemallowDelight,please.

Okay.Hereyougo.

Thenerveofsomepeople

lknow.Forgingaticket.Comeon.

lt'sagoldenticket.

YoufoundWonka'slastgoldenticket.

Inmyshoptoo!

Listen.I'llbuyitfromyou.

l'llgiveyou$50andanewbicycle.

Areyoucrazy?

l'dgivehim$500forthatticket.

Youwannasellmeyourticketfor$500,

youngman?

That'senoughofthat.

Thankyou

Leavethekidalone.

Listen.Don'tletanyonehaveit.

Takeitstraighthome,youunderstand?

Mom!Dad!

Ifoundit!

Thelastgoldenticket!It'smine!

Here.

Readitaloud.

Let'shearexactlywhatitsays.

"Greetingstoyou,theluckyfinderof

thisgoldenticket,fromMr.WillyWonka.

Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.Fornow,

doinviteyoutocometomyfactoryand

bemyguestforonewholeday."

"I,WillyWonka,willconductyouaround

thefactorymyselfshowingyoueverything

thereistosee."

"Afterwards,whenitistimetoleaveyouwillbeescortedhomebyaprocessionoflargetruckseachonefilledwithallthe

chocolateyoucouldevereat."

"Andremember,oneofyouluckyfive

childrenwillreceiveanextraprize

beyondyourwildestimagination.

Now,hereareyourinstructions."

"Onthe1stofFebruary,youmustcome

to

You'reallowedtobringonememberof

yourfamilytolookafteryou.

Untilthen,WillyWonka."

The1stofFebruary.

-Butthat'stomorrow.

-Thenthere'snotamomenttolose.

Washyourface,combyourhair,scrub

yourhands,brushyourteeth,blowyour

nose.

-Andgetthatmudoffyourpants.

-Nowwemustalltryandkeepverycalm.

Firstthingthatwehavetodecideis

this:

WhoisgoingwithCharlietothefactory?

Iwill.l'lltakehim.Youleaveitto

me.

Howaboutyou,dear?

Don'tyouthinkyououghttogo?

Well,GrandpaJoeseemstoknowmore

aboutitthanwedo,and

Provided,ofcourse,hefeelswell

enough.

No.We'renotgoing.

thefactorygatesat10a.m.sharp.

Awomanofferedme$500fortheticket.

lbetsomeoneelsewouldpaymore.

Weneedthemoneymorethanweneedthe

chocolate.

Youngman,comehere.

There'splentyofmoneyoutthere.

Theyprintmoreeveryday.

Butthisticketthere'sonlyfiveofthem

inthewholeworldandthat'sallthere's

evergoingtobe

Onlyadummywouldgivethisupfor

somethingascommonasmoney.

Areyouadummy?

No,sir.

Thengetthatmudoffyourpants.

You'vegotafactorytogoto.

Daddy,Iwanttogoin.

lt's9:59,sweetheart.

Maketimegofaster.

DoyouthinkMr.Wonkawillrecognize

yoy?

Hardtosay.It'sbeenyears.

Eyesontheprize,Violet.

Eyesontheprize.

Pleaseenter.

Comeforward.

Closethegates

Dearvisitorsitismygreatpleasureto

welcomeyoutomyhumblefactory.

Andwhoaml?

Well

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

Theamazingchocolatier

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

Everybodygiveacheer!

Hooray!

He'smodest,cleverandsosmart

Hebarelycanrestrainit

Withsomuchgenerosity

Thereisnowaytocontainit!

Tocontainit

Tocontain,tocontain,tocontain!

Hooray!

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

He'stheonethatyou'reabouttomeet

WillyWonka,WillyWonka

He'sthegeniuswhojustcan'tbebeat

Themagicianandthechocolatewiz

Thebestdarnguywhoeverlived

WillyWonka,hereheis!

Theamazingchocolatier

Wasn'tthatjustmagnificent?

Iwasworrieditwasgettingalittle

dodgy

inthemiddlepart,butthenthatfinale

Whoareyou?

-He'sWillyWonka.

-Really?

"Goodmorning,starshine.

TheEarthsayshello."

"Dearguests,greetings.

Welcometothefactory.

Ishakeyouwarmlybythehand.

MynameisWillyWonka.”

Thenshouldn'tyoubeupthere?

lcouldn'tverywellwatchtheshow

fromupthere,now,couldl,littlegirl?

Mr.Wonka,Idon'tknow

ifyou'llremembermebutIusedtowork

hereinthefactory.

Wereyouoneofthosedespicablespieswhotriedtostealmylife'sworkand

sellittoparasitic,copycat,candy-

makingcads?

No,sir.

Thenwonderful.Welcomeback.

Let'sgetamoveon,kids.

Don'tyouwanttoknowournames?

Comequickly.Fartoomuchtosee.Can'timaginehowitwouldmatter.

Justdropyourcoatsanywhere.

-Mr.Wonka?Sureistoastyinhere.

-What?

lhavetokeepitwarminhere.My

workersareusedtoanextremelyhot

climate.

Theyjustcan'tstandthecold.

Whoaretheworkers?

Allingoodtime.Now

Mr.Wonka,I'mVioletBeauregarde.

-|don'tcare.

-Well,youshouldcare.

Becausel'mgonnawinthespecialprize

attheend

Well,youdoseemconfident,and

confidenceiskey.

l'mVerucaSalt.

lt'sverynicetomeetyou,sir

lalwaysthoughtaverrucawasatypeof

wart...

...yougotonthebottomofyourfoot.

lamAugustusGloop.

lloveyourchocolate.

lcanseethat.Sodol.

Ineverexpectedtohavesomuchin

common.

You.You'reMikeTeavee.

You'rethelittledevilwhocrackedthe

system

Andyou.Well,you'rejustluckytobe

here,aren'tyou?

Andtherestofyoumustbetheir--

-Parents

-Yeah.

Momsanddads.

Dad?

Papa?

0kay,then.Let'smovealong.

-Wouldyoulikesomechocolate?

-Sure.

Thenyoushould'vebroughtsome.

-Let'sbefriends.

-Bestfriends.

Animportantroom,this.

-Afterall,itisachocolatefactory

-Thenwhyisthedoorsosmall?

That'stokeepallthegreatbig

chocolateyflavorinside.

Now,dobecareful,mydearchildren.

Don'tloseyourheads.

Don'tgetoverexcited.

Justkeepverycalm.

It'sbeautiful.

What?

0h,yeah,it'sverybeautiful.

Everydropoftheriverishot,melted

chocolateofthefinestquality.

Thewaterfallismostimportant.

Mixesthechocolate.

Churnsitup.Makesitlightandfrothy

Bythewaynootherfactoryintheworld

mixesitschocolatebywaterfall,mydear

children.Andyoucantakethattothe

bank.

People.

Thosepipessuckupthechocolateandcarryitawayalloverthefactory

Thousandsofgallonsanhour.Yeah.

Anddoyoulikemymeadow?

Trysomeofmygrass.

Pleasehaveablade.Pleasedo.

lt'ssodelectableandsodarngood-

looking

Youcaneatthegrass?

Ofcourseyoucan

Everythinginthisroomiseatable.

Evenl'meatable.

Butthatiscalledcannibalism,

mydearchildrenandis,infact,frowned

uponinmostsocieties.

Yeah.

Enjoy

Goon.Scoot,scoot.

Son.

P|ease

Dad,hesaid,"Enjoy."

Whyholdontoit?

Whynotstartanewpiece?

BecausethenIwouldn'tbeachampion.

l'dbealoser,likeyou.

Daddy,lookoverthere.

Whatisit?

lt'salittleperson.

Overthere,bythewaterfall

-There'stwoofthem.

-There'smorethantwo.

-Wheredotheycomefrom?

Aretheyrealpeople?

Ofcoursethey'rerealpeople.

They'reOompa-Loompas.

-Oompa-Loompas?

-lmported,directfromLoompaland.

-There'snosuchplace

-What?

Mr.Wonka,Iteachhigh-schoolgeography

andI'mheretotellyou--

Well,thenyou'llknowallaboutit,and,

oh,whataterriblecountryitis.

Thewholeplaceisnothingbutthick

jungles...

...infestedbythemostdangerousbeasts

intheentireworld.

Hornswogglersandsnozzwangersandthose

terrible,wickedwhangdoodles.

IwenttoLoompalandlookingforexotic

newflavorsforcandy.

InsteadIfoundtheOompa-Loompas.

Theylivedintreehousestoescapefrom

thefiercecreatureswholivedbelow.

TheOompa-Loompasatenothingbutgreen

-Whoarethey?caterpillars,whichtastedrevolting

TheOompa-Loompaslookedforotherthings

tomashupwiththecaterpillarstomake

themtastebetter:

Redbeetles,thebarkofthebong-bongtree.

Allofthembeastlybutnotquiteso

beastlyasthecaterpillars.

Butthefoodtheylongedforthemostwas

thecocoabean.

AnOompa-Loompawasluckyifhefoundthree

orfourcocoabeansayear.

But,oh,howtheycravedthem.

Allthey'deverthinkaboutwascocoabeans.Thecocoabeanisthethingfromwhich

chocolateismade,soItoldthechief:

Theyaresuchwonderfulworkers.

lfeelImustwarnyou,though,theyare

rathermischievous.

Alwaysmakingjokes.

Augustus,mychild,

thatisnotagoodthingyoudo!

Hey,littleboy.

Mychocolatemustbeuntouchedbyhuman

hands.

Hecan'tswim.

Savehim!

Augustus!No!

Augustus!

Augustus,watchout!

Therehegoes.

Callthefirebrigade!

lt'sawonderhowthatpipeisbig

enough.

ltisn'tbigenough.He'sslowingdown.

He'sgonnastick.

Ithinkhehas.

He'sblockedthewholepipe.

Look.TheOompa-Loompas.

Whataretheydoing?

They'regoingtotreatustoalittle

song.

ltisquiteaspecialoccasion.

Theyhaven'thadafreshaudienceinmany

amoon.

AugustusGloop,AugustusGloop

Thegreatbig,greedynincompoop

AugustusGloop,sobigandvile

Sogreedy,foulandinfantile

"Comeon!"wecried

He'll

drown.

"Thetimeisripe

Tosendhimshootingupthepipe!"

Butdon't,dearchildren,bealarmed

AugustusGloopwillnotbeharmed

AugustusGloopwillnotbeharmed

Although,ofcourse,wemustadmit

Hewillbealteredquiteabit

Slowly,wheelsgoroundandround

Andcogsbegintogrindandpound

Thisgreedybrute,thislouse'sear

lslovedbypeopleeverywhere

Forwhocouldhateorbearagrudge

Againstalusciousbitoffudge?

Bravo!Welldone!

Aren'ttheydelightful?

Aren'ttheycharming?

-ldosay,thatallseemedrather

rehearsed.

-Liketheyknewitwasgonnahappen.

0h,poppycock.

Whereismyson?

Wheredoesthatpipegoto?

Thatpipe,itjustsohappenstoleaddirectly

totheroomwhereImakedelicious

strawberry-flavored,chocolate-coated

Thenhewillbemadeintostrawberry-

flavored,chocolate-coated

fudge

They'llbesellinghimbythepoundall

overtheworld?

No.Iwouldn'tallowit.

Thetastewouldbeterrible.

CanyouimagineAugustus-flavored,

chocolate-coatedGloop?

Noonewouldbuyit.

IwantyoutotakeMrs.Gloopuptothe

Fudge

Room,okay?

Helpherfindherson.

Takealongstickandstartpokingaround

in

thebigchocolate-mixingbarrel,okay?

Mr.Wonka?

WhywouldAugustus'namealreadybein

the

Oompa-Loompasong,unless--?

Improvisationisaparlortrick.

Anyonecandojt

You,littlegirl.Saysomething.

-Anything

-Chewinggum

Chewinggum,Ihatethemost

See?Exactlythesame.

No,itisn't.

Youreallyshouldn'tmumble.

BecauseIcan'tunderstandawordyou're

saying.

Now,onwiththetour.

-AretheOompa-Loompasreallyjoking?

-Ofcoursethey'rejoking.

Thatboywillbefine.

What'ssofunny?

lthinkit'sfromallthosedoggonecocoa

beans.

Hey,bytheway,didyouguysknowthat

chocolatecontainsaproperty...

...thattriggersthereleaseof

endorphins?

Givesonethefeelingofbeinginlove.

Youdon'tsay.

Al|aboard

Onward!

fudge

Here.

Trysomeofthis.lt'lldoyougood.

Youlookstarvedtodeath.

-lt'sgreat

-That'sbecauseit'smixedbywaterfall.

Thewaterfallismostimportant.

Mixesthechocolate,churnsitup,makes

itlightandfrothy.

-Bytheway,nootherfactoryinthe

wor|d--

-Youalreadysaidthat.

-You'reallquiteshort,aren'tyou?

-Well,yeah.We'rechildren.

Well,that'snoexcuse.

Iwasneverasshortasyou.

-Youwereonce.

-Wasnot.Knowwhy?

BecauseIdistinctlyrememberputtinga

hatontopofmyhead.

Lookatyourshort,littlearms.

Youcouldneverreach.

Doyouevenrememberwhatitwaslike

beingakid?

Chewinggumisreallygross

Oh,boy,dol.

Do|?

Infact,WillyWonkahadn'tthought

abouthischildhoodforyears

Trickortreat!

Trickortreat!

Trickortreat!

Whodowehavehere?

Ruthie,Veronica,Terrance.

Andwho'sthatunderthesheet?

LittleWillyWonka.

WillyWonkawasthesonofthecity's

mostfamousdentist...

...WilburWonka.

Now...

...let'sseewhatthedamageisthis

year,shallwe?

Caramels.

They'dgetstuckinyourbraces,wouldn't

they?

Lollipops.Oughttobecalled"cavities

onastick."

Thenwehaveallthis

Allthischocolate.Youknow,justlast

week,Iwasreadinginaveryimportantmedicaljournalthatsomechildrenare

allergictochocolate.

Makestheirnosesitch.

MaybeI'mnotallergic.

lcouldtryapiece.

Really?

Butwhytakeachance?

Mr.Wonka?Mr.Wonka?

-We'reheadedforatunnel.

-Oh,yeah.

Fullspeedahead.

-Howcantheyseewherethey'regoing?

-Theycan't.

There'snoknowingwherethey'regoing.

Switchonthelights!

People,keepaneyeout.

We'repassingsomeveryimportantrooms

here.

Whatdoyouusehaircreamfor?

Tolockinmoisture.

-Whippedcream

-Precisely

Thatdoesn'tmakesense.

Foryourinformation,littlegirlwhipped

creamisn'twhippedcreamatallunless

it'sbeenwhippedwithwhips.

Everybodyknowsthat.

Stoptheboat.

Iwannashowyouguyssomething.

Now,thisisthemostimportantroomin...andinexactlyhalfanhour...

theentirefactory....abrand-newcropofhairwillgrow

Now,everyone,enjoyyourselves,butjustoutoverthetopofyourlittle

don'ttouchanything.

0kay?Goon.

Goon,scoot.

Hey,Mr.Wonka,what'sthis?

Letmeshowyou

Thankyou

TheseareEverlastingGobstoppers

They'reforchildrenwhoaregivenvery

littleallowance.

Youcansuckonitallyear,andit'll

nevergetanysmaller.

-|sn'tthatneat?

-lt'slikegum.

No.Gumisforchewing.

lfyoutriedchewingoneofthese

Gobstoppers...

...you'dbreakallyourlittleteethoff.

Buttheysuredotasteterrific.

AndthisisHairToffee.

Yousuckdownoneof

noggin.

Andamustache.Andabeard.

-Whowantsabeard?

-Well...

...beatniks,forone.

Folksingersandmotorbikeriders.

Youknow,allthosehip,jazzy

super-coolneat,keenandgroovy

cats.

lt'sinthefridge,daddy-o

Areyouheptothejive?

CanyoudigwhatI'mlayingdown?

lknewyoucould.

Slidemesomeskin,soulbrother.

Unfortunately,t