怪物史莱克3-中英文台词打印版

冲啊，嫱嬉Onward,Ohauncey!向高塔顶端的房间冲啊Tothehighestroomofthetallesttower...那儿我的公主正等待着她英俊的查明王子来救她...wheremyprincessawaitsrescuefromherhandsomePrinceOharming!这比《情书》还难看我讨厌晚餐剧场Thisisworsethan"LoveLetters".Ihatedinnertheater!我也是Me,too.就这里，嫱嬉Whoathere,Ohauncey!听！勇敢的查明王子来了Hark!ThebravePrinceOharmingapproacheth.不要怕，美女我会杀死那个怪物Fearnot,fairmaiden.Ishallslaythemonsterthatguardsyou...然后正当的坐上王位...thentakemyplaceasrightfulking.她说什么？Whatdidshesay?是史莱克！It'sShrek!史莱克，耶！Whoo,Shrek,yeah!受死吧，恶心的怪物Prepare,foulbeast...送你去一个你从没感受过的痛苦世界...toenterintoaworldofpainwithwhichyouarenotfamiliar!祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐HappybirthdaytotheeHappybirthdaytothee你介意吗？Doyoumind?你介意吗？无聊！Doyoumind?Boring!受死吧，恶心的怪物Prepare,foulbeast...总有一天你会懊悔的Somedayyou'llbesorry.我们已经懊悔了！Wealreadyare!妈咪Mommy...你是对的，我不能让这发生You'reright.Ican'tletthishappen.绝不Ican't!我才是遥远国正当的国王IamtherightfulKingofFarFarAway.我向你保证，母亲…AndIpromiseyouthis,Mother...我会恢复我王座的尊严...Iwillrestoredignitytomythrone.这一次Andthistime,没人能够阻止我noonewillstandinmyway.早上好Goodmorning.早上好Goodmorning.早晨的呼吸Morningbreath.我知道，多美妙啊Iknow.Isn'titwonderful?早上好，早上好Goodmorning,goodmorning太阳照屁屁啦Thesunisshiningthrough早上好，你也早上好Goodmorning,goodmorningToyou还有你！你！Andyou!Andyou!他们长得真快啊Theygrowupsofast.还不够快Notfastenough.你们将即位国王和王后You'llbefillinginfortheKingandQueen.有几个场合需要你出席，殿下Severalfunctionsrequireyourattendance,sir.太好了！我们开始吧Great!Let'sgetstarted.拜托，懒骨头该行动了！Oomeon,lazybones.Timetogetmoving!你真的需要一套睡衣裤Youneedtogetapairofjammies.片名：《怪物史莱克》IgotsomesleepandIneededitNotalot,justalittlebitSomeone'salwaystryingtokeepmefromitIt'sacryingshameIt'saroyalpainintheneck我封你为爵士Iknightthee.如果你想继任国王你就该表现的像个国王Ifyou'refillinginforaking,youshouldlooklikeone.谁能进来帮史莱克弄一下造型？OansomebodycomeinandworkonShrek?我看看我能怎么做IwillseewhatIcando.耶，哇Yeah,wow.这真的有必要吗？Isthisreallynecessary?当然有必要，菲奥娜Quitenecessary,Fiona.-我是史莱克，你个笨蛋-管他呢-I'mShrek,youtwit.-Whatever.好，这不是排练我们来看看下面的骚动吧Thisisn'tarehearsal,peoples.Let'sseesomehustle!微笑，各位！微笑！Smiles,everyone!Smiles!我不知道我还能忍多久Idon'tknowhowmuchlongerIcankeepthisup.对不起，但你能不能只是露齿一笑再忍耐一下呢？I'msorry,butcanyoujusttrytogrinandbearit?等到爸爸好转就没事了It'sjustuntilDadgetsbetter.史莱克？Shrek?你看上去很英俊Youlookhandsome.过来，你Oomehere,you.我屁股痒的要命穿了这猴子装我够不到MybuttisitchingupastormandIcan'treachitinthismonkeysuit.嘿，你！过来，你叫什么名字？Hey,you!Oomehere.What'syourname?费斗斯沃斯，殿下Fiddlesworth,sir.好极了Perfect.女士们先生们…Ladiesandgentlemen...有请菲奥娜公主和史莱克殿下...PrincessFionaandSirShrek!啊！就是那里Ahh!You'vegotit.再左边一点Alittletotheleft.就是那里，很好That'sit!That'sgood.哦，耶，挠，就是那个Oh,yeah!Scratchthatthing!You'reonit.史莱克！Shrek!我的眼睛！Myeye!你在干吗？Whatareyoudoing?菲奥娜！Fiona!-你还好吗？-嗯，我很好-Areyouokay?-Yeah.I'mfine.哦，虾，我的最爱Shrimp!Myfavorite!-我受够了，我们走！-冷静-That'sit!We'releaving!-Oalmdown.冷静？你认为我们是在跟谁开玩笑？我是个怪物Oalmdown?Whodoyouthinkwe'rekidding?Iamanogre.我不适合做这个，菲奥娜永远都不适合I'mnotcutoutforthis,Fiona,andIneverwillbe.我认为会好的Ithinkthatwentwell.驴子！Donkey!别这样，史莱克！Oomeon,Shrek!有些人就是不识相Somepeoplejustdon'tunderstandboundaries.想想，再过几天我们就能回家去了Justthink.Acouplemoredaysandwe'llbebackhome...回到我们那点缀着菌菇充满着虫子的小木屋了...inourvermin-filledshackstrewnwithfungus...充满着泥土的气息和懒散...andfilledwiththestenchofmudandneglect.你让我好似回到了那里Youhadmeat"vermin-filled".也许地上还有一串小脚印And,um...maybeeventhepitter-patteroflittlefeetonthefloor.对，沼泽里的老鼠开始产卵That'sright,theswampratswillbespawning.不Uh,no.我想到的是比沼泽鼠更大一点的WhatI'mthinkingofisalittlebiggerthanaswamprat.驴子？Donkey?不，史莱克，假设，理论上的…No,Shrek.Whatif,theoretically...是小怪物的小脚印？...theywerelittleogrefeet?亲爱的，我们要理智对待这个事情Honey,let'sberationalaboutthis.你最近看到过婴儿吗？Haveyouseenababylately?他们只会吃然后拉，还有哭Theyjusteatandpoop,andtheycry...当他们拉的时候哭哭的时候拉...thentheycrywhentheypoopandpoopwhentheycry.现在，想像一下怪物婴儿Now,imagineanogrebaby.他们哭的更厉害，拉的也更厉害Theyextra-cryandtheyextra-poop.史莱克，你从没想过拥有一个家庭吗？Shrek,don'tyoueverthinkabouthavingafamily?现在，你就是我的家庭Rightnow,you'remyfamily.那么急干吗，有人要死了吗Somebodybetterbedying.我快要死了I'mdying.哈罗德？Harold?不要忘了付钱给园丁，莉莉安Don'tforgettopaythegardener,Lillian.当然，亲爱的Ofcourse,darling.菲奥娜Fiona.在，爸爸？Yes,Daddy?我知道我过去错怪了你很多IknowImademanymistakeswithyou.没事的It'sokay.但你对史莱克的爱…ButyourloveforShrekhas...教会了我很多...taughtmemuch.我亲爱的孩子…Mydearboy...我很自豪称你为我的儿子...Iamproudtocallyoumyson.我也很自豪称你为我的青蛙…AndI'mproudtocallyoumyfrog...…国王岳父...Kingdad-in-law.现在有件事要处理Nowthereisamatterofbusinesstoattendto.青蛙国王…死了TheFrogKing...isdead.戴好你的帽子，傻瓜Putyourhatbackon,fool.史莱克…Shrek...请来这边...pleasecomehither.是的，爸爸？Yeah,Dad?王国需要一位新的国王Thiskingdomneedsanewking.你和菲奥娜将即位王座YouandFionaarenextinlineforthethrone.即位？你看，爸爸这就是为什么人民爱戴你的原因Nextinline.Yousee,Dad,that'swhypeopleloveyou.即使临终之时，你还在开玩笑Evenonyourdeathbed,you'restillmakingjokes.得了吧，爸爸，怪物做国王？Oomeon,Dad.Anogreasking?这不是个好主意That'snotsuchagoodidea.必须有另外的人来继任，任何人！Theremustbesomebodyelse.Anybody!除了你，只有一个继承人Asidefromyou,thereisonlyoneremainingheir.真的？是谁？爸爸Really?Whoishe,Dad?他叫…Hisnameis...叫…...is...他叫什么？What'shisname?叫…...is...爸爸！Daddy!他叫亚瑟HisnameisArthur.亚瑟？Arthur?我知道你会…处理好这件事的Iknowyou'lldo......what'sright.哈罗德？Harold?爸爸？爸爸！Dad?Dad!爸爸？Dad?脱帽，朋友Doyourthing,man.WhenyouwereyoungandyourheartWasanopenbookYouusedtosayliveandletliveYouknowyoudid,youknowyoudidYouknowyoudidButifthiseverchangingworldInwhichweliveinMakesyougiveinandcrySayliveandletdieLiveandletdieHey,ladyYou,ladyCursingatyourlifeYou'readiscontentedmotherAndaregimentedwife王子想在这儿喝酒该怎么做呢？Whatdoesaprincehavetodotogetadrinkhere?啊，梅波Ah,Mabel!为什么他们叫你丑陋的继姐我一直不明白Whytheycallyouanuglystepsister,I'llneverknow.多丽丝呢？今晚休息？Where'sDoris?Takingthenightoff?这里不欢送她，你也一样She'snotwelcomehere,andneitherareyou.你想要干吗，查明？Whatdoyouwant,Oharming?没什么，想找个时机赎罪Notmuch.Justachanceatredemption.一杯鸡尾酒AndaFuzzyNavel.给在场所有我的朋友们一杯鸡尾酒AndFuzzyNavelsforallmyfriends!我们不是你的朋友We'renotyourfriends.你不属于这里Youdon'tbelonghere.你说得对，但我意思是有谁属于这里呢？You'reabsolutelyright,but,Imean,doanyofus?在他脸上做个记号Doanumberonhisface.等等，等等我们其实都一样Wait,wait,wait!Wearemorealikethanyouthink.丑巫婆！七个小矮人救了白雪公主然后发生了什么？WickedWitch!TheSevenDwarfssavedSnowWhite,andwhathappened?这和你有什么关系？Oh,what'sittoyou?他们给了你最不公平的待遇Theyleftyoutheunfairestofthemall.现在你在这里靠台球来换取你的下一顿饭Nowhereyouare,hustlingpooltogetyournextmeal.那感觉怎样？Howdoesthatfeel?很不公平Prettyunfair.还有你！Andyou!你的明星木偶放弃了表演去寻找他的父亲Yourstarpuppetabandonstheshowtogoandfindhisfather.我讨厌那个小木头玩偶Ihatethatlittlewoodenpuppet.还有你铁钩AndHook.还需要我说吗？NeedIsaymore?-你，弗朗皮克斯金-是兰佩尔斯汀斯金-Andyou,Frumpypigskin!-Rumpelstiltskin.他们保证你的长子又在哪里呢？Where'sthatfirstbornyouwerepromised?梅波，记住你是怎么不能把你的肥脚丫…Mabel.Rememberhowyoucouldn'tgetyourlittlefatfoot...穿进那个小的水晶鞋的吗？...intothattinyglassslipper?灰姑娘此刻正在遥远国…OinderellaisinFarFarAwayrightnow...正吃着糖果和那些和你作对的人快乐着呢...eatingbonbons,cavortingwitheverylastfairytalecreature......thathaseverdoneyouwrong!从前，一些人把我们称为失败者Onceuponatime,someonedecidedthatwewerethelosers.但每个故事都有两面Buttherearetwosidestoeverystory...我们的那一面还没有讲给人听...andoursidehasnotbeentold!所以谁要参加我？谁想要翻身一次？Sowhowilljoinme?Whowantstocomeoutontopforonce?谁想要…Whowantstheir...从此以后一直幸福？..."happilyeverafter"?这边，绅士们Thisway,gents.人在江湖，身不由己啊It'soutofmyhands,senorita.Thewindsoffatehaveblownonmydestiny.但我永远不会忘记你你是我一生的爱ButIwillneverforgetyou.Youaretheloveofmylife.你也是Asareyou.还有你And,uh,you.我不认识你，但我也愿意Idon'tknowyou,butI'dliketo.我要走了Igottogo!我也不想离开你们Idon'twannaleaveyoueither.但你知道史莱克是怎样的这兄弟没有我就不行ButyouknowhowShrekis.Thedude'slostwithoutme.不要担忧，我会每天给你快递香吻的Butdon'tworry.I'llsendyouairmailkisseseveryday!要坚强，孩子们Bestrong,babies.椰子，花生，听妈妈的话Ooco,Peanut,listentoyourmama.香蕉，不要再在你妹妹头上烤蜜饯了哦Bananas,noroastingmarshmallowsonyoursister'shead.那才是我的乖孩子That'smyspecialboy!都过来，给你们老爸一个大大的拥抱Oomehere,allofyou!Giveyourdaddyabighug!史莱克？Shrek?也许你该留下继任国王MaybeyoushouldjuststayandbeKing.得了吧，我怎么可能来管理国家Oomeon.There'snowayIcouldrunakingdom.你的堂弟亚瑟才是个完美的选择That'swhyyourcousinArthurisaperfectchoice.不是的，你知道…It'snotthat.Yousee...如果他给我麻烦我可以说服他给他讲道理Andifhegivesmetrouble,Ialwayshavepersuasionandreason.这法宝是说服力，这法宝是讲道理Here'spersuasion...andhere'sreason.菲奥娜…Fiona...很快就只有你和我…...soonit'sjustgoingtobeyou,me...还有我们的沼泽...andourswamp.不只是你和我It'snotgoingtobejustyouandme.上船啦！Allaboard!会的，我保证Itwillbe.Ipromise.我爱你Iloveyou.[我们爱你，爸爸]太美了That'slovely.再见，孩子们！Bye-bye,babies!史莱克！Shrek!-等等-什么？-Wait!-Whatisit?我…I'm...I'm...我也爱你，亲爱的！Iloveyou,too,honey!不！我说，我…No!IsaidI'm...你什么？You'rewhat?我说我怀孕了！IsaidI'mpregnant!那是什么？Whatwasthat?你要做父亲了！You'regoingtobeafather!太好了！That'sgreat!真的？我很快乐你这么想Really?I'mgladyouthinkso!我爱你！Iloveyou!Yeah!我也爱你！Me,too!You!我要做叔叔了！我要做叔叔了！I'mgoingtobeanuncle!I'mgoingtobeanuncle!你，我的朋友，将成为皇室…Andyou,myfriend,areroyally...家Home.史莱克！Shrek!菲奥娜！Fiona!菲奥娜？Fiona?哦，不Oh,no.我一直说，能吃下去就别吐出来Betteroutthanin,Ialwayssay.不，不，不！No,no,no!没事的，会没事的It'sokay.It'sgonnabeallright.住手，嘿，等等！Stop!Hey,wait!驴子！驴子！Donkey.Donkey!醒醒！Wakeup!爸爸！Dada!史莱克？你好吧？Shrek!Areyouokay?我不敢相信我要做父亲了这怎么发生的？Ican'tbelieveI'mgoingtobeafather.Howdidthishappen?请允许我解释，当一个男人对一个女人有感觉时…Allowmetoexplain.Whenamanhasfeelingsforawoman...一股强大的冲动占据着他...apowerfulurgesweepsoverhim.我知道这是怎么发生的Iknowhowithappened.我只是不敢相信Ijustcan'tbelieveit.这是怎么发生的？Howdoesithappen?Andthecat'sinthecradleandthesilverspoonLittleBoyBlueandtheManintheMoonWhenyoucominghome,son?Idon'tknowwhenButwe'llgettogetherthen,Dad.驴子！你能不能只唱…Donkey!Oanyoujustcuttothepart让我感觉舒服的局部？whereyou'resupposedtomakemefeelbetter?你知道我很爱菲奥娜，对吧，老大？YouknowIloveFiona,boss.Right?我要说的是你，我还有我堂弟的船…WhatIamtalkingaboutisyou,me,mycousin'sboat...再来一壶冰酒，加上两个礼拜的钓鱼...anicecoldpitcherofmojitosandtwoweeksofnothingbutfishing.不要听他的！Don'tlistentohim!有孩子不会毁掉你的生活Havingababyisn'tgoingtoruinyourlife.我担忧的不是毁掉我的生活而是孩子的生活It'snotmylifeI'mworriedaboutruining,it'sthekid's.你听到过别人说“像怪物一样美”…Whenhaveyoueverheardthephrase"assweetasanogre"...或是”像怪物一样有教养“...or"asnurturingasanogre"...或是”你会喜欢我爸爸的他是个真正的怪物“这样的话吗？...or"You'lllovemydad.He'sarealogre."好，我懂了Okay.Igetit.虽然这不会那么容易但你有我们的帮助It'snotgoingtobeeasy.Butyougotustohelpyou.那倒是That'strue.命中注定的I'mdoomed.你会好的You'llbefine.你完了You'refinished.哦，完…成了你的旅程Uh,withyourjourney.”沃…册特…斯里？“听上去很新奇！"Wor-ces-ters-shiree"?Nowthatsoundsfancy!是沃塞斯特雷It'sWorcestershire.和那个沙司牌子一样？Likethesauce?好香！It'sspicy!他们肯定在期待我们Theymustbeexpectingus.这个沃什么的到底是个什么地方？Whatintheshista-shirekindofplaceisthis?我的胃好疼还有我的手掌在出汗一定是个中学Well,mystomachachesandmypalmsjustgotsweaty.Mustbeahighschool.中学？Highschool?好了吗？开始Ready?Okay!“你想到达艺术的顶端吗?”Whereforeartthouheaded,tothetop?“是啊，我们能，我们能！有什么能阻止你呢？”Yeah,wethinkso,wethinkso!Anddostthouthinkestthinecanbestopped?“不，没有，没有”Nay,wethinkstnot,wethinkstnot!好，佩西，脱缰一样冲吧Allright,Mr.Percival,easeuponthereins.伙计，别烧了我的乳香和没药Forlo,bro,don'tburnallmyfrankincenseandmyrrh.那平底鞋和混乱场面让我感到恶心I'mfeelingnauseousfrommemoriesofwedgiesandswirlies!你不穿内裤哪来的平底鞋呢？Howdidyoureceivewedgieswhenyouareclearlynotthewearerofunderpants?有些事是不言而喻的Let'sjustsaysomethingsarebetterleftunsaid.所以我要说“我宁愿得黑死病也不愿和你出去约会”SoIwasalllike,"I'drathergettheblackplaguethangooutwithyou."-哦，绝对的-你说什么-Oh,totally.-Pardonme.-绝对恶心-是啊-Totallyew-eth.-Yeah,totally.我刚把我的角色等级升到了+超能力Ijustalteredmycharacterlevelto+superb-ability.嗨，我们在找一个叫…Hi.We'relookingforsomeonenamed...谁弄了+的傀儡符咒又召唤了怪物和四足怪？Whorolleda+dorkspellandsummonedthebeastandhisquadruped?我知道你们很忙没时间但你们能告诉我哪里能找到亚瑟吗？Iknowyou'rebusynotfittingin,butcanyoutellmewhereIcanfindArthur?他在那里He'soverthere.没有比胜利更美味的了Thereisnosweetertasteonthytonguethanvictory!强壮，英俊，长着一张领导者的脸Strong,handsome,faceofaleader.亚瑟长得不就像一位国王吗？DoesArthurlooklikeakingorwhat?不好意思Sorry.你刚刚说你在找亚瑟？DidyousayyouwerelookingforArthur?显而易见的Thatinformationisonaneed-to-knowbasis.这是顶级机密！It'stopsecret!先生们，我们走去洗澡！Now,gentlemen,let'saway.Totheshowers!你好，陛下Greetings,YourMajesty.今天是你的幸运日Thisisyourluckyday.你是什么东西？Whatareyousupposedtobe?某种变异的巨大妖精还是什么？Somekindofgiantmutantleprechaunorsomething?变异？你真搞笑Giantmutant...Youmadeafunny.放我下来，怪物！Unhandme,monster!不要动，亚瑟Stopsquirming,Arthur.我不是亚瑟I'mnotArthur.我是兰斯洛特IamLancelot.那边的那个傻瓜才是亚瑟ThatdorkoverthereisArthur.这…真的是…很为难Thisis,like,totallyembarrassing...但蒂凡尼对你很有兴趣...butTiffanythinkestthouvexhersosoothly.她想你会不会愿意邀请她去“回归舞会”ShethoughtperchancethouwouldaskhertotheHomecomingDance.什么？Excuseme?这样的，她对大学男生还有神话怪物很感兴趣Like,whatever.She'sintocollegeguysandmythicalcreatures.哦，亚瑟…Oh,Arthur...出来，出来，不管你在哪里..eout,comeout,whereveryouare!你们最好走远点，混蛋！Youbetterrun,youlittlepunkno-goodniks!贫嘴驴短内裤的日子结束了ThedaysofDonkeyDumpyDrawersareover!等等Holdit.我们是来参加桔祥物比赛的We'rehereforthemascotcontest.我们也是来参加桔祥物比赛的We'rehereforthemascotcontest,too.这是服装吗？Thisisacostume?我弄了整整一晚上呢Workedonitallnightlong.看上去象真的一样Looksprettyrealtome.如果他是真的，我能这样做吗？Ifhewerereal,couldIdothis?或是这样？Orthis?如果是真的，早就疼得要命了Ifitwerereal,thatwouldhavebeenagonizinglypainful.-看好这个！-够了，孩子们-Nowwatchthis!-That'squiteenough,boys.谢谢普林波顿教授和他的“只要说不”演讲ThankyoutoProfessorPrimbottomandhislecture......on"justsaynay".现在不再啰唆，让我们热烈…Andnow,withoutfurtherado,let'sgiveawarmWorcestershirehoozah...欢送桔祥物大赛的冠军…...tothewinnerofourmascotcontest,the...怪物？...ogre?对，我是新的桔祥物That'sright.I'mthenewmascot.我们还是热烈的为那些…Solet'sreallytryandbeattheotherguysat...不知道在干吗的人鼓掌吧！...whateveritisthey'redoing!这太不正统了Thisisallabitunorthodox...哪里我能找到亚瑟•潘德拉根？WherecanIfindArthurPendragon?嘿，等等…Hey,wait...经典Olassic.你该为自己感到羞愧！Youshouldbeashamedofyourself!不是我干的，是他们干的Ididn'tdoit.Theydid.请不要吃掉我Pleasedon'teatme.吃掉他！吃掉他！吃掉他！Eathim!Eathim!Eathim!我不是来吃他的！I'mnotheretoeathim!你该打包整理你的行李了Timetopackupyourtoothbrushandjammies.你将是遥远国新的国王You'rethenewKingofFarFarAway.什么？What?亚蒂王？他更像是笨蛋村的村长！Artieaking?MoreliketheMayorofLoserville!Burn.这是真的吗？Isthisforreal?当然，清理好你的衣柜，孩子你的王国等着你管理Absolutely.Oleanoutyourlocker,kid.Youhaveakingdomtorun.等等…我真的是唯一的继承人？So,wait...l'mreallytheonlyheir?唯一的一个Theoneandonly.等我一下Givemeasecond.我的人民…Mygoodpeople...这是非常好的一课...there'salessonhereforallofus.下一次你们准备把一个小孩的头泡在尿壶里的时候，请停下想想Nexttimeyou'reabouttodunkakid'sheadinachamberpot,stopandthink,“嘿，也许这个家伙也是有感情的”"Hey,maybethisguyhasfeelings.“也许我该放他一马”MaybeIshouldcuthimsomeslack.“也许因为…也许…”'Oausemaybe...justmaybe...“这家伙会成为，有可能，成为国王？”...thisguy'sgonnaturnouttobe,Idon'tknow,aking?也许他公布的第一个皇家法令就是放逐那些曾经戏弄过他的人Maybehisfirstroyaldecreewillbetobanisheveryonewhoeverpickedonhim."我在看着你，骑马队！I'mlookingatyou,joustingteam!还有奎因？哦，奎因AndGuin?Oh,Guin.我一直爱着你I'vealwayslovedyou.好朋友们，我很伤心，但…Goodfriends,itbreaksmyheart,but...你们继续享受在这牢狱里的日子吧而我将去统治一个自由的世界...enjoyyourstayhereinprisonwhileIrulethefreeworld!好了，我们不要搞的太过了Okay,let'snotoverdoit.我将建立我的城市，摇滚的人民I'mbuildingmycity,people...onrock'n'roll!你做得太过了Youjustoverdidit.看看你啊！Lookatyou!你看上去真可爱Youlookdarling.太尊贵了，看她Justprecious.Lookather.从你怀孕后有什么特别渴望的吗？Anycravingssinceyougotpregnant?没，一点也没No.Notatall.你们闻到火腿的味道了吗？Doyousmellham?现在是礼物时间！It'spresenttime!菲奥娜，请先翻开我的礼物前面的那个Fiona,pleaseopenminefirst.It'stheoneinfront.“恭喜你要有淘气鬼了”哦，淘气鬼！"Oongratulationsonyournewmessmak..."Oh,messmaker!“希望这对你有用，爱你的，灰姑娘”"Hopefullythishelps.Love,Oinderella."-看看那个！-那是什么？-Lookatthat!-Whatisit?用来清扫大便的It'sforthepoopies.等等…婴儿的大便？Wait...babiespoop?每个人都大便的，睡美人Everyonepoops,Beauty.菲奥娜！Fiona!我们也都准备了一个小礼物Weallchippedinforalittlepresent,too.哒…哒！Ta-da!你知道孩子会喜欢的因为我也喜欢！Youknowthebabywillloveit,becauseIdo!伙计们，你们真是太好了，谢谢Guys,that'ssosweet.Thankyou.这是谁给的？Who'sthisonefrom?我给你最大的礼物因为爱你也最深Igotyouthebiggestone,becauseIloveyoumost.“我也想有个，爱你的，白雪公主”"Haveoneonme.Love,SnowWhite."这是什么？Whatisit?专职婴儿保姆He'salive-inbabysitter.宝宝在哪里？Where'sthebaby?你太好了，白雪公主但我不能收下You'retookind,Snow,butIcan'tacceptthis.没什么的，我家里还有个呢It'snothing.Ihavesixmoreathome.-他能做什么？-清扫-Whatdoeshedo?-Oleaning.-喂饭-打嗝-Feeding.-Burping.那我和史莱克该干吗？So,whatareShrekandIsupposedtodo?享受你们的婚姻Workonyourmarriage.谢谢，莴苣姑娘那是什么意思？Thanks,Rapunzel.What'sthatsupposedtomean?得了，菲奥娜你知道怎么回事Oomeonnow,Fiona.Youknowwhathappens.你一直很劳累You'retiredallthetime.失去了真正的自己Youstartlettingyourselfgo.妊娠纹Stretchmarks.再也没有浪漫生活Saygoodbyetoromance.不好意思，但你们中有几个有孩子呢？I'msorry,buthowmanyofyouhavekids?她说的对She'sright!孩子只会加深史莱克和菲奥娜之间的爱AbabywillonlystrengthentheloveShrekandFionahave.当你告诉史莱克时，他是什么反响？HowdidShrekreactwhenyoutoldhim?当他第一次知道时，他说…Whenhefirstfoundout,Shreksaid...冲啊，我的新朋友们！为了我们永远的幸福生活！Onward,mynewfriends!Toourhappilyeverafters!现在，投弹！Now...bombsaway!好，好，好，如果这不是皮特•潘Well,well,well.Ifitisn'tPeterPan.-他不叫皮特-闭嘴，温迪-Hisname'snotPeter.-Shutit,Wendy.掠夺够了！向城堡冲啊！Enoughpillaging!Tothecastle!你们快走！照顾好孩子！Yougo!Takecareofthebaby!大家冷静！我们要死了！Everybodystaycalm!We'regoingtodie!大家快进去！快！Everyonein!Now!快，撞开！Oomeon!Putsomebackintoit!我们没时间了，快走！Wedon'thavetime.Nowgo!快点，女士们！Quickly,ladies!我们尽量拖延住他们！We'llholdthemoffaslongaswecan!史莱克和菲奥娜在哪里？WhereareShrekandFiona?从没听说过这名字Thenamedoesn'tringabell.没听过Nobell.我建议你们这群蠢蛋…Isuggestyoufreakscooperate...好好的跟遥远国的新国王合作！...withthenewKingofFarFarAway!你唯一可以成为的是傻瓜国的国王！Theonlythingyou'reevergonnabekingofisKingoftheStupids!-铁钩！-在！-Hook!-Right!来吧，你这小饼干Avast,yecookie.说话呀Starttalking.-金吉！-爸爸！-Gingy!-Papa!大家坐下！Settledownnow.坐上漂亮船去买棒棒糖OnthegoodshipLollipop去糖果店的旅程真是太美好了It'sasweettriptothecandyshop你！You!你不会说谎的Youcan'tlie.告诉我，木偶…史莱克在哪里？Sotellme,puppet...whereisShrek?那…我不知道他不在哪里Well...Idon'tknowwherehe'snot.你不知道史莱克在哪里？Youdon'tknowwhereShrekis?不能不正确的假定…Itwouldn'tbeinaccuratetoassume...我不能确切的不说出或局部不几乎是不正确...thatIcouldn'texactlynotsaythatisorisn'talmostpartiallyincorrect.那你肯定是知道他在哪里！Soyoudoknowwhereheis!恰恰相反，我可能或多或少Onthecontrary,I'mpossiblymoreorless不确定的不完全否认这个意思notdefinitelyrejectingtheideathatinnoway,withanyamountofuncertainty...住嘴！Stopit!我不知道他不应该在哪里...Idonotknowwhereheshouldn'tbe.如果确实那不是他不在的地方Ifthatindeedwasn'twhereheisn't.即使他不是不在我所知道的他在的地方这意味着……Evenifhewasn'tnotwhereIknewhewas,itcouldmean...坐上漂亮的船去买棒棒糖OnthegoodshipLollipop够了！史莱克出去要把下一任的国王带回来Enough!Shrekwentofftobringbackthenextheir!他要带回下一任的国王？He'sbringingbackthenextheir?不！No!铁钩！去除掉这个新“国王”Hook!Getridofthisnew"King".但把史莱克带来给我ButbringShrektome.我给他准备了特别的主意Ihavesomethingspecialinmindforhim.他绝不会被你的诡计陷害的He'llneverfallforyourtricks!哦，孩子Oh,boy.我真不敢相信，我，一个国王？Ican'tbelieveit.Me,aking?我知道我出身皇室，但…IknewIcamefromroyalty,but...我原以为大家都忘记了我...Ifiguredeveryoneforgotaboutme.哦，不，实际上是国王亲自点名要你继任的Oh,no.InfacttheKingaskedforyoupersonally.真的？哇Really?Wow.但我知道这不是玩游戏ButIknowit'snotallfunandgames.事实上这确实是玩游戏Itreallyisallfunandgames,actually.当然，你要册封一些新英雄启航一两艘舰船Sure,youhavetoknightafewheroes,launchashiportwo.顺便说一下，你务必确保能用瓶子击中轮船Bytheway,makesureyouhittheboatjustrightwiththebottle.任何傻瓜都能用一个瓶子击中一艘轮船Anyidiotcanhitaboatwithabottle.我听说这其实要比看上去来的困难Well,I'veheardit'sharderthanitlooks.这真是太棒了Thisisgoingtobehuge.聚会，公主，城堡，公主Parties,princesses,castles.Princesses.你会生活的很奢侈You'llbelivinginthelapofluxury.最好的厨师会等候你的命令Thefinestchefswillwaitforyourorder.幸运的是，你还会有皇家食物品尝师Andfortunately,you'llhavetheroyalfoodtasters.他们是做什么的？Whatdotheydo?在国王吃东西前先品尝确保食物没有被放毒TastethefoodbeforetheKingeats,tomakesureit'snotpoisoned.-放毒？-或者太咸了-Poisoned?-Ortoosalty.不要担忧，你的侍卫会保护你的平安Don'tworry.Yourbodyguardswillkeepyousafe.他们愿意随时随地的牺牲自己…Allofthemwillingatamoment'snotice为了保护你的生命tolaydowntheirlivesoutofdevotiontoyou.真的？Really?整个国家都指望着你的智慧和指引Thewholekingdomwilllooktoyouforwisdomandguidance.确保他们不会死于饥饿Makesuretheydon'tdieoffamine!-或是瘟疫-瘟疫太糟了-Orplague.-Plagueisbad.咳嗽，呻吟，化脓溃疡Thecoughing,thegroaning,thefesteringsores.化脓溃疡！你真是个有趣的可爱小猫Festeringsores!Youareonefunnykittycat.我刚刚说什么了？WhatdidIsay?我们不想让亚蒂有错误的想法Wedon'twantArtiegettingthewrongidea.亚蒂？Artie?够郁闷的！Theregoesmyhip!亚蒂！你在干吗？Artie!Whatareyoudoing?你看我在干吗？！Whatdoesitlooklike?!这真的不是你该做的Thisreallyisn'tuptoyou.我对于当国王一无所知Idon'tknowanythingaboutbeingking!你会慢慢学会的！You'lllearnonthejob!不好意思，但我准备回去Sorry,butI'mgoingback.回去哪里？去当一个失败者？Backtowhat?Beingaloser?看看你做的好事！Nowlookwhatyoudid!看看我做的好事？是谁在掌舵啊，大幅？LookwhatIdid?Who'sholdingthewheel,chief?史莱克！Shrek!上岸！Landho!真是丢脸Howhumiliating.哦，做得好，殿下Oh,nicegoing,YourHighness.现在成了“殿下”？刚刚谁在叫“失败者”？Nowit's"YourHighness"?Whathappenedto"loser"?如果你认为这就能使你离开那是不可能的Ifyouthinkthisisgettingyououtofanything,itisn't.我们无论如何会回到遥远国We'reheadingbacktoFarFarAwayonewayoranother...而你将会成为父亲！...andyou'regoingtobeafather!什么？What?你刚刚说“父亲”Youjustsaid"father".国王！你将会成为国王！King!You'regoingtobeking!“你会成为国王”是啊，对的"You'regoingtobeking!"Yeah,right.你去哪里？Whereareyougoing?远远…的离开你FarFarAway...fromyou!回来，年轻人！Getbackhere,youngman!老大？我认为他不回来了Boss?Idon'tthinkhe'scomingback.也许这是对的他真的不是当国王的料Maybeit'sforthebest.He'snotexactlykingmaterial.那你方案什么时候告诉他你才应该当国王？Whendidyouplantotellhimyouweresupposedtobeking?得了，我为什么要那么做？Oomeon.WhywouldIdothat?而且，他做国王比我强十倍Besides,he'llbetentimesbetteratitthanme.如果你想要他跟你走你需要改变你的战略Thenchangeyourtacticsifyouwanttogetanywherewithhim.你说得对，驴子You'reright,Donkey.这个怎样？Whataboutthis?-史莱克！-得了，只是个玩笑-Shrek!-Oomeon.It'sjustajoke.算是吧…Still...听着，亚蒂Listen,Artie.如果你觉得这整件事情很糟糕我理解你，兄弟Ifyouthinkthiswholemadsceneain'tdope,Ifeelyou,dude.我不想难为你，让你心烦意乱I'mnottryingtogetupinyourgrillorraiseyourroof.但我想要说的是，你…ButwhatIamscreamin'is,yo...想想这整个事情，孩子！...checkoutthiskazingthazing,bazaby!如果这不合理，或是我所说的…Ifitdoesn'tgroove,orwhatI'msaying不够真诚，你可以直接说“哦，不，你别”ain'tstraighttrippin',say,"Oh,no,youdidn't!“你快让我疯了”You'regettingonmylastnerve."那么我会知道这是…知道这是不值得的AndthenI'llknowit's...I'llknowit'swack!救命啊！Help!我被一个怪物绑架了他想跟我拉关系I'vebeenkidnappedbyamonsterwho'stryingtorelatetome!-亚蒂，等等-快点！救命！有人吗？-Artie,wait.-Oomeon!Help!Hello?大家好，宇宙的孩子们Greetings,cosmicchildrenoftheuniverse.欢送来到我的宁静之处Welcometomyserenitycircle.请不要带坏的电颤琴到康复小屋里来Pleaseleaveanybadvibesoutsidethehealingvortex.现在准备好…Nowprepareto...我就知道我该拿保修单的！IknewIshouldhavegotthatwarranty!梅林先生？Mr.Merlin?你认识这个人？Youknowthisguy?是啊，他没神经失常前是学校里的魔法老师Yeah.Hewastheschoolmagicteacher,untilhehadhisnervousbreakdown.专业点讲，我只是等疲劳Technically,Iwasmerelyavictimofalevelfatigue.在我的理疗师Attherequestofmytherapist,和学校方面要求下我退休来享受宁静世界andtheschoolauthorities,Iretiredtothetranquilityofnature为了发现我神圣的目标todiscovermydivinepurpose.谁有兴趣来点小吃或是饮料吗？OanIinterestanyoneinasnackorbeverage?哦，不了Uh,no.你确定不想尝尝我的烤脆皮面包？Sureyoudon'twanttotrymyRockAuGratin?是有机的哦It'sorganic.谢谢了，我来的途中吃了一大块圆石Thanks.Iateaboulderonthewayin.我们需要去遥远国的线路WeneeddirectionstoFarFarAway.“我们”？谁说我要和你一起去？"We"?WhosaidIwasgoingwithyou?我说的，人民指望着你所以不要再躲避了Idid.Peoplearecountingonyou,sodon'ttrytoweaseloutofit.如果那份差事真的那么好，你去做好了Ifthejob'ssogreat,youdoit.你要明白，孩子现在再也没有什么好人了Understandthis,kid.NomoreMr.NiceGuyfromhereonout.他就是你的所谓好人？ThatwasyourMr.NiceGuy?是的，我会想念他的Yeah,andI'mgoingtomisshim.为什么你不自己去恐吓村庄别管我！Whydon'tyougoterrorizeavillageandleavemealone!那就是怪物的爆发吗？在我没发飙前…Wasthatacrackaboutogres?YougetyourroyalhighnesstoFarFarAway...你最好给我回遥远国去当国王我该怎么发飙？...beforeIkickitthere!Now,whichwayamIkicking?我可以告诉你，但由于你…Icouldtellyou,butsinceyou're正处于自我消灭的怒火漩涡之中inthemidstofaself-destructiveragespiral,告诉你是不负责任itwouldbekarmicallyirresponsible.自我消灭？你帮不帮我们？Self-destructive?Areyougoingtohelpusornot?肯定帮，但只有在你…Mostdefinitely,butonlyafteryou进行了心灵之旅后！takethejourneytoyoursoul!我不这么认为Idon'tthinkso.要么就是这个，要么就进行心理治疗It'seitherthatorprimalscreamtherapy.好的，心灵之旅Allright.Journeytothesoul.现在，你们所有人…Now,allofyou,都给我注视着这真理之火lookintotheFireofTruth然后告诉我你们看到了什么andtellmewhatyousee.哦，手势猜谜游戏！Ooh,charades!好，我看到了一个有肉桂卷的荷兰软糖馅饼Okay,IseeaDutchfudgetortewithcinnamonswirls!好，怪物，该你了Okay,monster...goforit.我看到了一匹彩虹小马Iseearainbowpony.做得好！该你了，孩子Excellentwork!Nowtheboy.这太废了Thisislame.你才废！快试一下You'relame!Nowjustgoforit.好的Okay.有一个小鸟还有个鸟爸爸，坐在鸟巢里There'sababybirdandafatherbirdsittinginanest.好！继续！Yes!Staywithit!爸爸飞走了，他为什么单独留下了小鸟？Thedadjustflewaway.Whydidheleavethelittlebirdallalone?小鸟试着飞行，但它不会飞It'stryingtofly,butitdoesn'tknowhowto.它要掉下来了It'sgoingtofall!你还真是个疯子一塌糊涂Properheadcaseyouare.Reallymessedup.好，我懂了，小鸟是我我爸爸离开了，那又怎样Okay,Igetit.Thebird'sme.Mydadleft.Sowhat?听着，亚蒂Look,Artie,um...只是想给你们制造…JustthoughtI'dhelpsetthemood...美好的心对心谈话的气氛...foryourbigheart-to-heartchat.我知道对于一件事还没准备好是一种什么感觉Iknowwhatit'sliketonotfeelreadyforsomething.即使怪物也会觉得担忧Evenogresgetscared.你知道…偶尔Youknow...onceinawhile.我知道你要我成为国王，但我不能Iknowyouwantmetobeking,butIcan't.我不适合当国王，而且永远也不可能I'mnotcutoutforit,andIneverwillbe.即使我亲身父亲也觉得我一无是处EvenmyowndadknewIwasn'tworththetrouble.他第一时间把我扔到了那个学校Hedumpedmeatthatschoolfirstchancehegot...我就再也没有听到过他的消息...andIneverheardfromhimagain.我爸爸也不配做父亲Mydadwasn'treallythefatherlytype,either.我疑心他比我的爸爸还差Idoubthewasworsethanmine.哦，是吗？Oh,yeah?我爸爸是个怪物，他想吃掉我Myfatherwasanogre.Hetriedtoeatme.我猜我本该意识到的IguessIshouldhaverealizedit.他拿烧烤调味酱给我洗澡拿苹果塞着我的嘴放我在床上Hebathedmeinbarbecuesauceandputmetobedwithanappleinmymouth.我想那真是太糟了Iguessthat'sprettybad.这也许很难相信…Itmaybehardtobelieve,我那显而易见迷人漂亮的外貌…what,withmyobviouscharmandgoodlooks,但在过去一直认为我是个怪物butpeopleusedtothinkIwasamonster.曾经一度，我也相信了他们Andforalongtime,Ibelievedthem.但后来Butafterawhile,你学会了无视别人怎么称呼你youlearntoignorethenamespeoplecallyou只要相信自己andjusttrustwhoyouare.你知道的，你人很好，史莱克Youknow...you'reokay,Shrek.你只要稍微减少大吼的次数多用用肥皂就可以了Youjust