Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧）闻鸡起舞纽约有超过七百万人口ThereareoversevenmillionpeopleinNewYork.不包括来访的客人Andthat'snotincludinghouseguests.游客是城里经济主要来源Visitorsareavitalpartofthecity'seconomy.大多数在曼哈顿的单身贵族都不买♥♥家具MostsinglepeopleinManhattandonotbuyfurnitureorhangpictures直到家里有客人来访untilfacedwiththearrivalofanout-of-towner.沙发好棒哪里买♥♥的？Hey,thafsagreatcouch.Where'ditcomefrom?我不知道Ihavenoidea.米兰达新家的所有家具都是由夏洛特的EverythinginMiranda'snewapartmentwashand-picked,covered,finishedandarranged新锐室内设计师朋友玛德琳唐恩一手包办购买♥♥byCharlotte'sfriend,MadelineDunn,anup-and-cominginteriordesigner.我一直在找这样的东西I'vebeenlookingforoneofthose.这是非常时髦的沙发床That'sverystylishforapull-out.茶几明天就会送来Filhavethatendtableforyoutomorrow.-谢谢-不客气-Thankyou.You'rewelcome.这是沙发床？Thisisasofabed?事情是这样的Yeah.That'swhatstartedthiswholething.我需要帮杰瑞米买♥♥沙发床IneededasofabedforJeremy,要是他在这里的这段期间都睡在这andnowifheactuallysleepsonitwhilestayinginmyfabulousapartment,我就从窗户跳下去Imayhavetothrowmyselfoutawindowtreatment.杰瑞米是米兰达的老朋友JeremywasanoldfriendofMiranda'sItallseemedsofamiliar.她感到似曾相识Shewashavinga"dejafuck."怎么了？What'swrong?我以前跟你上过床I'vesleptwithyoubefore.对大概十五年前Yeah,yeah,like15yearsago.你为什么不说？Well,whythehelldidn*tyousaysomething?我以为你在玩性感陌生人游戏Ijustthoughtyouwereplayingthesexystrangergame.真像个大团圆So,itwaskindofareunion.我不理解你忘了你睡过的人？Idon'tunderstand.Howcouldyouforgetsomeoneyousleptwith?我们再也没有关系了Toto,Idon*tthinkwe'reinsingledigitsanymore.你不是跟他共乘计程车Okay,butit'snotlikeyousharedacabwiththisguy.你是跟他上♥床♥Imean,yousleptwithhim.地点或许是在计程车上Maybewediditinacab.我也想忘了某些人Edliketoforgetsomeofthemenfvesleptwith.我会写名单Ikeepalist.真甜：今日“共事”的男人Howsweet,"MenToDoToday."我已经找不到上♥床♥的陌生男人So,I'mofficiallyoutofmentofuck.我得结婚不然就搬家Ihavetogetmarriedormove.这个不错我可以写进我的诗里吗？That'slovely.CanIusethatinmypoem?拿去用吧It'syours.你得看看我的伴娘礼服Waittillyouguysseemybridesmaid'sdress.很难看吗？Isithideous?不我们自己挑No,wegottopickourown.不可思议露背黑缎It'sthisamazingbacklessblacksatin.对伴娘来说很性感Mmm,prettysexyforabridesmaid.玛德琳指定要黑色Well,allMadelinesaidwasthatithadtobeblack.亲爱的冷静一下Honey,calmdown.我曾穿着合宜美丽地出席七场婚宴I'vebeentastefulandappropriateatsevenotherweddings.这分明是“夏洛特不要看我看新娘〃I'malways,"Charlotte,don*tlookatme,lookatthebride.'1这一次我将成为众人焦点Thistime,peoplearegonnalookatme!出于某些原因这场旋风式婚礼Forsomereason,Thiswhirlwindwedding带了给所有人压力wascreatingagreatdealofstressforeveryone除了新郎新娘以外butthebrideandgroom.次晚我犯了个错误把写诗这件事告诉大人物Thenextnight,ImadethemistakeoftellingBigaboutthepoem.爱手套鸽子"Love,glove,dove.'1鸽子不错"Dove"isgood.爱就像鸽子Loveislikeadove或是毛茸茸的大手套orabigfuzzyglove.算了我可以从贺卡上面窃取点子Don'tusethat,Imight'vestolenitfromagreetingcard.谢了Okay,thanks.怎么了？这很有趣What?Thisisfun.不应该是有趣那可是一场婚礼It'snotsupposedtobefun,thisissomebody'swedding.婚礼对某些人来说是很严肃的Aweddingisserioustosomepeople.那就不能用“铲子”了Then”shove"probablywonrtwork.婚礼何时举♥行♥?Whenisthiswedding?何必问？你又不会去Itdoesn'tmatter,you'renotgoing.我会去Oh,yes,Iam.我不会错过听你在纽约所有人面前朗诵“爱手套鸽子〃Iwouldn'tmissyoureciting"love,glove,dove"infrontofallofNewYorkforanything.（四个星期后）和大人物之间进展顺利ThingswithBigweregood.他要跟我去参加婚礼Hewasactuallygoingwithmetoawedding.我可不可以只说「天”CanIjustsay...Wow.再几分钟就好Ineedafewminutes.卡片等着你签名Oh,Ileftthecardhereforyoutosign.我不需要签名他们是你的朋友Idon'tneedtosignit,they'reyourfriends.没错但你的名字也在邀请函上They'renotmyfriendsandyourname'sontheinvitationtoo.-真的吗？-真的-Really?-Yes.这是第一次我男伴的名字也被印上去ItwasmyfirsttimetogetsomethingotherthanCarrieBradshawandguest.他们怎么知道我的名字？How'dtheygetmyname?我不知道Umm,Idon*tknow,玛德琳可能问了夏洛特IguessMadelinemustveaskedCharlotteorsomething.无所谓你不想签名也没关系Whatever.Ifyoudon'twanttosignthecardit*snotabigdeal.要不要签个名？Wouldyouliketosigntheguestbook?要不要签个名？Hi,wouldyouliketosigntheguestbook?至少我们知道谁一个人来Atleastwegettoseewho'sarrivingalone.莎曼珊这一点值得鼓励Samanthacouldalwaysbecountedontotakelife'slemons凡事都能往好的一面想andmakethemintoSpanishfly.礼物放哪里？Doyouknowwheretheywantthegifts?抱歉我不是负责的人Excuseme,I'mnotthegiftperson.老天我的炮♥友♥在这里Oh,Christ!Myrerun'shere.当然你是在订婚宴上遇到他的Ofcoursehe'shere,youmethimattheengagementparty.我得开始把事情记下来Ihavetostartwritingthingsdown.还得多喝点酒Ialsohavetostartdrinkingheavily.大人物在哪里？Where'sBig?里面看起来很无聊Inside,lookingbored.我看起来也是那样Hey,that'smylook.他不签卡片我应该心烦吗？ShouldIbebotheredbythefactthathewouldnrtsignthecard?还好我没叫他签签到簿Well,I'mcertainlygladIdidn'taskhimtosigntheguestbook.那应该会把他逼疯-0h;yeah,thatwouldfveputhimovertheedge.-Ooh!夏洛特的礼服不是吹嘘Charlottewasn'tkiddingaboutthedress.大家很难不注意到她Itwashardnottonoticeher.看看你我的天Lookatyou!Oh,myGod!你看起来棒极了-Youlookamazing.Youare...-Spin...我迟到了-Holymoly.-Oh,mygosh,Iamsolate.你是新娘或新郎亲友？Hi,areyouwiththebrideorthegroom?我是伴娘Actually,I'mabridesmaid.你是夏洛特吗Oh,areyouCharlotte?我是马丁希力我要跟你一起走红毯Hi,I'mMartinHealy.Tilbewalkingyoudowntheaisle.终其一生夏洛特就是在等这一刻Allherlife,Charlottehadimagineddoingexactlythat和马丁这样的人走红毯withsomeoneexactlylikeMartin.我带你去准备处Ellshowyouwhereyou'resupposedtobe.你有看到吗？Hello；areyouseeingthis?我在这里半小时了他根本没瞧我一眼I'vebeenherehalfanhour,thatguyneverevenlookedatme.当米兰达觉得自己像隐形人WhileMirandawasfeelinginvisible,我觉得自己太受瞩目了Iwasfeelingfartoovisible.我在节目表上？我跟新郎新娘并不熟I'mintheprogram?Ibarelyknowthebrideandgroom.他们也不太认识对方Theybarelyknoweachother.我在誓言跟餐会之间Hey,look,Tmrightbetweenthevowsandthefishcourse.我有在里面吗？当然没有AmIinthere?No,ofcoursenot.我最好去找大人物Well,IbetterfindBig.我跟你去I'mcomingwithyou.你不管签到簿了？Canyouleavetheguestbookunattended?客人知道这是做什么用的Peopleknowwhattodowiththeguestbook.典礼简短温馨就像是订婚仪式Theceremonywasshortandsweet,justliketheengagement.现在欢迎我们的新婚夫妇…Andnow,pleasewelcomeournewlyweds...杰瑞米菲尔德先生Mr.JeremyFields和玛德琳唐恩菲尔德太太andMrs.MadelineDunn-Fields.她花了六个月帮我找茶几Ittookhersixmonthstofindmeanendtable,却在四个礼拜办好一场婚礼butshecanplanaweddingatthePlazainfourweeks.我赌五块你的茶几比她的婚姻持久Fivebuckssaysthatyourendtablewilllastlongerthanhermarriage.大家说了不少杰瑞米的好话PeoplehavesaidalotofnicethingsaboutJeremy我在此要反驳andIamheretomakearebuttal.我认识杰瑞米很久了Seriously,IhaveknownJeremyalongtime.比新娘要久得多Whichismorethanthebridecouldsay.我希望有一天能和你们两位一样IonlyhopethatsomedayIcanhavewhatyoutwohave,有八千份印有我名字的餐巾8,000littlenapkinswithmynameonthem.当然还有一个心爱的人And,youknow,ofcourse,someonetolove.举杯Aw...-Cheers.现在我们有一个特别节目Andnowwehaveaveryspecialtreat.我最喜爰的作家之一凯莉布雷萧Oneofmyfavoritewriters,CarrieBradshaw,替这个特别的场合写了一首诗hasagreedtoshareapoemthatshewrotefortheoccasion.可恶Shit.当我走向麦克风时AsImademywaytothemicrophone,我只有一个念头Icouldonlythinkonething...走向死亡英Deadwomanwalking.他的招呼是她结局的终点"Hishellowastheendofherendings.她的笑声是他们走向红毯的第一步Herlaughwastheirfirststepdowntheaisle.他的手要让她牵一辈子Hishandwouldbeherstoholdforever.他承诺的永远就像她的微笑那么简单Hisforeverwasassimpleashersmile."我突然间想到Andsuddenlyithitme.有两个人缘定终生Twopeoplewerecommittingtoalifetogether我却没办法要一个男人跟我签同一张卡片andIcouldn'tevengetaguytobeonacardwithme.他说她就是那失落的一角"Hesaidshewaswhatwasmissing.她立刻说她懂Shesaidinstantlysheknew.她就是那个等待被回答的问题Shewasaquestiontobeanswered...他的答案是“我愿意”And...Hisanswerwas'Ido.’"我别无选择只能拥抱这个时刻Ihadnochoicebuttoembracethemoment并传递我喜悦的眼泪给这对新人andtrytopassoffmytearsastearsofjoyforthehappycouple.夏洛特可以帮我拿沙拉酱吗？Charlotte,canIhavethesaladdressing?我也想要三或四个孩子Iwantthreeorfourkidstoo.好啊再养只小猫小狗如何？Okay,okay,well,wheredoyoustandondogvs.cat?这应该是我们的曲子Youknow,Ithinkthatthisshouldbeoursong.那么我们应该跳支舞Thenweshoulddancetoit.他们也要有样学样吗？What,aretheyontheEvelynWoodplantoo?抱歉Sorry.我得接电♥话♥Ihadtotakeacall.我有错过什么吗？DidImissanything?你错过了我念诗和大部分的节目Well,youmissedmypoemandmostofthereception.但是一支慢舞Butthere'snothinglikeaslowdance可以让人原谅并忘记tomakeyouforgiveandforget.我不喜欢在别人吃饭时跳舞Uh,maybelater,Ihatetodancewhilepeopleareeating.好吧Alrighty.我到吧台喝杯酒Well,I'llbeatthebarwherepeoplearedrinking.跟我的男伴打声招呼Sayhellotomydate.我觉得我应该认识你IthinkIknowyoufromsomewhere.我们可能上过床It'sverypossiblewefucked.好像是在大学时认识你No,IthinkIknowyoufromcollege.我们或许在大学时代上过床Thenweprobablyfuckedincollege.再一杯四海为家AnotherCosmopolitanplease.一杯威士忌不加冰Andascotch,straightup.是那位有名的诗人凯莉布雷萧Oh,it'sthefamouspoet,CarrieBradshaw.我们能不能不要谈到诗？Canwenottalkaboutthepoem,please?亲爱的诗很完美Honey,comeon,itwasperfect.除了那些眼泪到底怎么了？Exceptthecrying,whatwasthatabout?大人物在我念诗时接电♥话♥Bigtookacallduringmypoem.那对他而言不重要It'snotimportanttohim.没有一件事对他重要Nothingisimportanttohim.负责签到簿还要顺便负责搬礼物Theguestbookpersonisalsothe"putthegiftsinthevan"person.你们要帮忙吗？Doesanybodywanttohelpme,还是要我等到没有人看到时溜掉orshouldIjustgostandoutinthestreetandwaitforsomebodyelsenottoseemesoIcanendit?我帮你I'llhelpyou.你要往哪边走？Whatstreetdoyouwanttostandin?如果他们在一个月内结婚我一定不去参加Iftheygetmarriedinlessthanamonth,I'mnotgoing.小心一点这是我送的Ooh,careful,thatone'sfromme.你送他们什么？Well,whatareyougivingthem?跳舞的青蛙Thedancingfrogs.即使就快要打破感情发展速度的纪录Evenwhileonthevergeofbreakingthelandspeedrecordforrelationships,夏洛特还是尽责地完成伴娘的工作Charlottetookherdutiesasbridesmaidveryseriously.好漂亮Isn'titbeautiful?我们该怎么做？Sohowdowedothisexactly?我们把细绳随意抛Oh,wejustthrowsomesillystringaround再写一些好玩的东西在镜子上andwritesomethingfunnyonthemirrorinlipstick.有人会在床上丢保险套Andthensomepeoplethrowcondomsonthebed,我比较喜欢玫瑰花瓣butIpersonallypreferrosepetals.我喜欢在玫瑰花瓣中醒来Iwouldlovetowakeupinrosepetals.一切都是那么地浪漫Itwasallsoromantic.那张床玫瑰花瓣Thebed,therosepetals,还有那张床…thebed...严格来说这不是第三次约会Technically,itwasn'tathirddate,他们吃过饭…跳过舞butthey'dalreadyhaddinner...andbeendancing.20分钟后夏洛特开始担心和这位理想中的Twentyminuteslater,Charlotteworriedshe'dmadearookiemistake结婚对象上♥床♥是个错误bysleepingwithamanshethoughtshecouldmarry.会有不好的事发生Butthensomethingwonderfulhappened.夏洛特我想把你介绍给我父母Charlotte,Iwanttointroduceyoutomyparents.见父母Meetingtheparents.夏洛特的计划又回到正轨Charlottewasbackonschedule.你有看到我们跳舞吗？Didyouseeus?就像起风暴一样We'vebeendancingupastorm.想要免费教学吗？Wouldyoulikeafreelesson?我爸爸很会跳舞Oh,mydadconsidershimselfquitethedancer.我很乐意Oh,thatwouldbegreat.就是她了吗？Well,isshetheone?・你是个美丽的舞者•谢谢-You'reabeautifuldancer.-Oh,thankyou.我可以接手吗？MayIcutin?如果你坚持Ifyoumust.长年住在伦敦写作who'dbeeninLondonforseveralyearswritingforTheEconomist.他到纽约勘查就业环境HewascomingtoNewYorktoscopeoutthejobsituation.米兰达建议他到她家作客AndMirandasuggestedhebeherhouseguest,因为他的电子邮件becausehise-mails,alwaysentertaining,出现一些调情的字眼hadstartedtoborderonflirtatious.与此同时我成了大人物家中的常客Meanwhile,IhadbecomeafrequenthouseguestofBig's.你有多余的牙刷借我吗？Damn.Hey...doyouhaveasparetoothbrushIcoulduse?多余的牙刷？Asparetoothbrush?我再买♥♥一支新的给你Well,I'llbringyouanewone.借过Excuseme.他把唯一的粉红牙刷头给我There*sonlyonepinkbrushheadandBigwasgivinghistome.这是我们关系中最令人雀跃的一刻Itwasthesinglemostencouragingmomentsofarinourrelationship.后一天的晚上杰瑞米到来ThenextnightwhenJeremyarrived,他远比米兰达记忆中来得迷人hewasevenmoreadorablethanMirandaremembered.我喜欢你的公♥寓♥Iloveyourflat.谢谢Thanks.你好吗？Sohowthehellareya?尤其当他说出…Especiallywhenhesaid...我厌倦了不断约会我准备好要结婚了I'mtiredofdating,Tmreadytogetmarried.米兰达你在吗？Miranda,areyouhere?来了他很棒是不是？Isn'thesomething?很聪明Andhe'sverysmart.他是我学习的榜样He'sprettymuchmyrolemodel.他以前会带我到办公室…HeusedtotakemetohisofficewhenIwasalittlekid.你父亲刚才吃我豆腐Yourfatherjustfeltmeup.我们在跳舞时他的手…Weweredancingandhejustputhishand...我父母结婚五十年了Allright,look,myparentshavebeenmarriedfor50years.我爸爸不会因为一个女人Mydadwouldnotcopafeel穿着暴露就吃她豆腐justbecausesomegirliswearingasluttydress.夏洛特当下突然明白Suddenly,itwascleartoCharlotte无论过多久马丁都永不会站在她那一边thatMartinwasn'tgonnatakehersidenoworafterthreeorfourkids,orever.过去的四个半小时对你来说没意义吗？Didthelastfourandahalfhoursmeannothingtoyou?鸡舞女士们先生们Thechickendance,ladiesandgentlemen.可恶我们错过了鸡舞Oh,darn,wemissedthechickendance.抱歉Excuseme.你有看到我的女伴吗？Haveyouseenmydate?抱歉我得帮米兰达把礼物搬上车I'msorry,IhadtohelpMirandaputthegiftsintothevan.你要走了吗？So,areyoureadytogo?他们切蛋糕了吗？Well,havetheyevencutthecakeyet?我不知道Idon'tknow.但我知道那是怎么回事ButIcantellyouhowitturnsout如果你想走就走吧Ifyouwanttogo,go.怎么了？What'swrong?你连卡片都不肯签Youwouldn'tevensignthecard.卡片？Thecard.我怕我们想要的不一样I'mafraidwedon'twantthesamethings.譬如说蛋糕？Thingslikecake?我要的是有人能一直陪我…Iwantsomeonewho*sgoingtobewithmeuntiltheend...到婚礼结束ofawedding.好我留下来Okay.Tilstay.真的？Youwill?真的Yes.单身女郎们Singleladies!要开始抛花束了Itfstimeforthetossingofthebouquet.花束不是最后抛吗？Isn'tthebouquettossattheend?恭喜你你走运了Congratulations,youluckedout.去拿些蛋糕吧我去跟我朋友说再见Getussomecake,Iwanttosaygoodbyetomyfriends.很重大的一刻Bigmoment.大人物跟我要先离开BigandIareleaving.他已经忍♥受不了了He'scrossedhispainthresholdandhe'scarryingmealongwithhim.准备好了吗？Everybodyready?One,two,three.姐♥妹♥们♥明天见Okay,girls,seeyoutomorrow.晚安-Night-night.-Okay.我们去拿你的外套-Well,let's...letsgetyourcoats.Mm-hmm.有些人知道他们注定和某人共度一生Somepeopleknowthey'remeanttobetogether.我知道我注定要和大人物回家在床上吃蛋糕IknewIwasmeanttogohomeandhavecakeinbedwithBig.这就是我们的爱情方式吧Maybewe'remorethefuzzyglovetypes.Um...Coming!一定是我的茶几来了Thatmustbemyendtable.我的茶几还不敢独自出门呢See,myendtableisafraidtogooutalone.我希望你喜欢它的末道漆Ihopeyoulikethefinish.比我想像中要黑It'sahairdarkerthanIwasthinking.抱歉打扰了Oh,hi,sorrytointerrupt.好美这是比德迈式的吗？Thatsbeautiful；isitBiedermeier?灵感来自比德迈好眼光InspiredbyBiedermeier,goodeye.我很喜欢阅读“建筑文摘”我叫杰瑞米菲尔德I'maddictedtoArchitecturalDigest.JeremyFields.•抱歉这位是…・玛德琳-Oh,Tmsorry.Thisis...-Madeline.玛德琳唐恩MadelineDunn.很荣幸Pleasure.谢谢你帮我带过来Well,thanksforbringingthatby.我们正要出去吃晚餐Wewerejustabouttogooutandgetsomedinnerso...你要一起来吗？Yes,didyouwanttojoinus?上周我在一家餐厅做专访LastweekIwasdoinganinterviewatarestaurantinKensington...米兰达的遭遇足以让所有女人称羡Mirandasuddenlyfoundherselfinthesituation她有一个很棒的第一次约会shewasonatrulygreatfirstdate.“小心不要吃到鹿弹”"Justbecarefulnottoeatanybuckshot!'1不幸地她似乎是第三者Unfortunately,itwassomebodyelse's.我应该要带杰瑞米回家了你一定有时差IshouldgetJeremyhome.Youmustbejet-lagged.不会我觉得精神很好Actually,Ifeelgreat.我在飞机上睡了Isleptontheplaneforonce.这样我很累了Well,I'mprettybeat.你想回家吗？Didyouwanttogo?不了如果你・・・No,notifyou're...去吧我可以找到回家的路Goahead,Icanfindmywayback.对我们不必…Right,ofcourse.Wedon*thaveto...不过我忘了再打一副钥匙ExceptIforgottomakeacopyofthekey.杰瑞米可以用我的钥匙Um,Jeremycouldusemykey.当然Ofcourse.我给了你一副钥匙Igaveyouakey.那么晚安Well,then...Goodnight.I...晚安Yeah.我在那家餐厅…So,Iwasatthatsamerestaurant...一周后米兰达为杰瑞米举♥行♥—•场欢送派对Aweeklater,MirandathrewJeremyagoingawayparty.我想举杯敬我的好友米兰达fdliketomakeatoasttomygoodfriend,Miranda,她不但让我借住还帮我办了这个晚会whonotonlyputmeup,shethrewthissoiree庆祝我的离开incelebrationofmydeparture.米兰达我知道你的暗示了Okay,Miranda,Igetthehint.我尤其要感谢她Uh...Tdespeciallyliketothankher介绍玛德琳给我forintroducingmetoMadeline,一位不可思议的女人anincredible,beautifulwoman她一定是醉了whomustbedrunkoffherass,才会答应嫁给我becauseshejustagreedtomarryme.唯一离去的是米兰达的美梦ApparentlytheonlythinggoingawaywasMiranda'sdream.恭喜Congratulations.冰Ice.我们需要多一点冰Weshouldgetmoreice.有人说为自己买♥♥个家就会有人来求婚Everyonesaysassoonasyougetaplaceofyourown,someonewillpropose.我以为他喜欢的是我Ithoughtitwouldbetome.这个女人欠你抵押款Well,attheveryleast,thewomanowesyouamortgagepayment.这怎么可能？他们才刚认识Howisthisevenpossible?Thesepeoplejustmet.这叫做“一见钟情”It'sloveatfirstsight.亲爱的那才不是爱Oh,honey,thisisn'tlove.只是一个礼拜的性♥爱♥马拉松Thisisabouttwopeoplejustifyingaweekofnonstopfucking.而且是在我的家具上我一定要重新装潢Onmyfurniture,Ihavetoredecorate.这真是令人雀跃Well,Ithinkthisisencouraging.这表示就算不约会Thismeansthatevenifyou'renotdatinganybody,也可以在几个礼拜内订婚youcouldbeengagedinacoupleweeks.或是约会一年Oryoucouldbedatingsomeoneforayear得到一只电动牙刷刷头andbethrilledtogetanelectrictoothbrushhead.女人为什么对结婚这件事这么迷恋？Idon'tunderstandwhywomenaresoobsessedaboutgettingmarried.已婚的人都想恢复单身Imean,marriedpeoplejustwanttobesingleagain.如果你是单身全世界都是你的Ifyou'resingle,theworldisyoursmorgasbord.抱歉这是杰瑞米菲尔德的订婚派对吗？Excuseme,canyoutellmeifthisiswhereJeremyFields1engagementpartyis?红色雨篷那里那是个欢送会It'stheredawning,andit*sagoingawayparty.我可以带你过去Icantakeyouthereifyou'dlike.你要去吗？Wereyougoingtotheparty?我提早离开Well,Iwasactuallyleavingtheparty因为那里没有俊男becausetherewerenohandsomementhere.现在不一样了Butmaybethetideisturning.我的公♥寓♥只为别人带来了幸运Myapartmentisgonnabeluckyforeverybodybutme.哪一间公♥寓♥不曾带给莎曼珊幸运？Whatapartmentisn'tluckyforSamantha?■这都是你的错-什么？-Thisisallyourfault.-What?是你介绍玛德琳给我YouintroducedmetoMadeline.我可以雇用同性恋设计师Icouldhavehiredanicegaydecorator这一切就不会发生了andnoneofthiswouldVehappened.他们不会相遇ButthenMadelineandJeremymightneverhavemet.杰瑞米就会爱上我Yes,andJeremywould'vefalleninlovewithme.这又不是抢椅子游戏It'snotlikemusicalchairs.为什么新娘不是我？我做错什么？我隐形了吗？Whynotme?WhatamIdoingwrong?AmIinvisible?能效劳吗？CanIhelpyou?我住在这里Ilivehere!那一晚我需要找人谈一谈Thatnight,Ineededalittlerealitycheck.我参加的这场派对Hey,Iwasjustatthisparty,有两个人认识一周就订婚了andtwopeoplewhometaweekagoannouncedtheirengagement.所以说？And?我不知道这不是很骇人听闻吗？Well,Idon'tknow,isn'tthatabitshocking?在纽约没有什么骇人听闻的事Well,thisisNewYork,nothingisshocking.当众便溺都可以接受了We'veembracedpublicurination.但是他们认为对方是灵魂伴侣Butthesepeoplethinkthey'resoulmates.“灵魂伴侣〃他们真的这么说？Didtheyactuallyusetheterm"soulmates?"好几次Yeah,severaltimes.绝对撑不过三个月ThenIgivethemthreemonths.你现在穿什么？Whatareyouwearing?你相信一见钟情吗？Doyoubelieveinloveatfirstsight?我相信一见起色心Ibelieveinlustatfirstsight.■我是认真的■我也是-I'mserious.-SoamI.我需要一点视觉盛宴Crmon,Ineedavisual.我不知道无肩带上衣Idon'tknow,atop,strapless.丁尼布料■It'sdenim.-Ooh.我打给你时是不是睡了？Hey,wereyouasleepwhenIcalled?对Yes.■抱歉■没关系-Sorry.-Itsokay.下一次来应门时…不要穿衣服Butnexttimebeatthedoor...naked.我不禁开始想Istartedtowonder.在纽约这样一个愤世嫉俗的城市InacityascynicalasNewYork,还有可能相信一见钟情吗？isitstillpossibletobelievein