摩登家庭第一季台词中英对照

摩登家庭第一季台词中英对照第一集

Don'tanswerit!I'llgetit!你们别管了

我来开门Hi.Hey,youmustbeDylan.你好

你一定是迪兰吧-Hey.Dylan.Yeah.-I'mHaley'smother.-是的

迪兰

-我是海莉的妈妈-Comeon.Let'sgo.-Okay.Um--我们走吧

-那个Hangononesecond.等一下Dylan,you'restillinhighschool?迪兰

你还在念高中吗-Yeah,I'masenior.-Asenior.Okay.Cool.-是，我高三了

-高三

很好Hey,Phil.Sweetie.Honey.HeisDylan,andheisasenior.菲尔亲爱的

这是迪兰

他读高三Youhavetoscarehim.你得给他个下马威Letmemeetthis"Playa."让我瞧瞧这个花心大少PhilDunphy,yo.在下菲尔·邓菲It'slikethat.Youjust-Youjuststaredownat'em,就是这样

你只需死盯着他们看lettheeyesdothework.用眼神中的杀气震住他们Yourmouthmightbesaying,"Hey,wecool,"你嘴上说着

没问题butyoureyesarelike,"No,wenot."可你的眼神说

才怪"Nicetomeetyou.""No,it'snot."很高兴见到你

才怪"It'sallgood."挺不错嘛"No,it'snot."才怪-Okay,Iseeyoutwoguys--Wait,wait,wait.-我看你俩已经

-等一下Youtwo-你们俩Youtwokeepitreal,knowwhatImean,son?你俩要坦诚相待

懂吗

小子Notreally.不太懂-Please,stop.-That'scool.-求求你

别说了

-没事-Ow.Oh,God!That'smyback.-Oh,honey.Sweetheart.-妈呀我的背

-亲爱的Ow!Oh!Islippedinthebabyoil.我被婴儿油滑倒了"Oh,whereyoufromoriginally?"你哪儿冒出来的啊"Icoulddefeatyouifitcametoaphysicalconfrontation."单挑的话

我轻而易举就能放倒你Idon'tknowaboutthis.ShouldIcalladoctor?我不知道该怎么办

要打电话叫医生吗No,no,no,no,no.Okay.不用不用

好了-You'reverystrong,homes.-Thanks.-小样儿挺强壮的啊

-谢谢夸奖-Okay.Nice-Nicesoftlanding.-Thereyougo.-好

轻轻放下我

-好了-Okay,let'sgo.Comeon.-Iamonmysidethough.-行了我们走吧

-我还侧躺着Sojustflipmerightback,andwe'regood.现在只需把我放平

就没事了We'llbegood.就没事了Ijustneedtogetflippedrightonmyback,只需要把我翻过来就行andweshouldbefine.So-就没事了BrendaFeldman.布兰达·费尔曼-Whatisthat?-ApoemIhavewrittenforBrendaFeldman.-你拿的什么

-我为布兰达·费尔曼写的诗Ofcourseitis.不用想也知道Iputmythoughtsintowordsandnowmywordsintoaction.我将心事化为文字

将文字用于行动Hey,I'llgiveyou50bucksnottodothis.你取消行动的话

我就给你50块钱

I'm11yearsold.WhatamIgonnadowithmoney?我才11岁而已

要那么多钱干什么Whatareyougonnadowitha16-year-old?你这年纪要16岁的花姑娘又能干什么-He'slikeabullfighter.-Mmm.Youeverseeabullfight?-他就像个斗牛士

-你见过斗牛吗Ican'twatchthis.-You'reinsuchabadmood.我看不下去了

-我知道你心情不好AndIknowwhy.It'sbecausethatmanthoughtyouweremyfather.我也知道原因

因为那人以为你是我爸爸-No.-Yes.-不是的

-就是-No.-Whenyousay"No"likethat,it'salways"Yes."-不是

-你这样否认时

就代表是Comeon.We'reinthemall.别这样

我们都到商场了Let'sgetyou,like,someyoungerclothes.给你买点年轻的衣服吧-There'sastorethere.-Idon'tneedanyyoungerclothes.-那边有家店

-我不需要年轻的衣服AndIdon'tcarewhatsomejackass我也不在乎那些inapairofrippedjeansthinksaboutme.穿着破牛仔裤的混蛋如何看我Good.Youshouldn't.没错

你不用在乎他们YoushouldonlycarewhatIthink.你只要在乎我的想法就行了Iloveyou,andIdon'tcarehowoldyouare.我爱你

我不在意你的年纪SostopbeingagloomygooseandstopbeingsohardonManny所以别郁闷了

对曼尼也别那么凶TheonlyreasonI'mhardonManny...我对曼尼严格只是因为IsjustbecauseIdon'twannaseehimmakeafoolofhimself.我不想让他出洋相AndIcansmellthathairgooofhisfromhere.我从这儿都能闻到他的发胶味了Look,Idon'tknowwhat'sgonnahappentohimoverthere.我不知道他那里会发生什么Butyou'rehisfamilynow,andthatmeansonlyonething-可你是他的家人

这就意味着Youbethewindinhisback,notthespitinhisface.你只可背后送春风

不可当面唾其脸-What?-It'ssomethingmymomalwayssays.-啥玩意

-这是我妈常挂嘴边的话It'sgorgeousinSpanish.用西班牙语说很华丽的Look,he'sthere.瞧

他来了-Shehasaboyfriend.-Oh,I'msorry,minino.

-她名花有主了

-真遗憾

小宝贝Igavehermyheart,我把心献给了她shegavemeapictureofmeasanold-timesheriff.她却还了一幅把我画成老式警长的图-Thatwasprettystupidofme,wasn'tit?-No,miamor.-我真傻是吧

-才不是呢小宝贝Itwasbrave.Right,Jay?Brave.你是勇气可嘉

对吧

杰

勇气可嘉W-Well,you'llknowbetternexttime.下次你就会进步了Comeon.Let'sgetapretzel.来

我们买椒盐卷去Mentira.Amesemegusta.没事

我挺喜欢这画的Uh,excuseme,sir.先生

不好意思Weaskthatallmall-walkersstaytotheright.在商场散步锻炼的人必须靠右边走Alex,getout!Mom!艾丽克斯

出去

妈妈你看她Alex,leaveyoursisteralone.艾丽克斯

别去烦你姐姐Iwasjustgettingmybook.Gosh.我只是进去拿我的书而已

至于吗Iknow,sweetie.Butyouneedtorespecttheirprivacy.我知道

亲爱的

可你要尊重个人隐私-Whataretheydoingupthere?-Nothing.-他们在楼上干嘛呢

-没干嘛Lyingonherbed,watchingamovie.躺在她床上并肩看电影Okay.Okay.很好

很好Um,I'mmakingacakefortonight.我在为今晚的聚餐准备蛋糕Youwannahelpmewiththefrosting?你想帮我做糖霜吗Sure.好啊So,youknow,ifHaleygotpregnant,要是海莉怀孕了wouldyoueverpretendshehasmonoforafewmonths,你会假装她得了腮腺炎

请假在家andthen,like,telleveryonethebaby'syours?然后告诉别人那孩子是你的吗-What?-Thissenioratschoolwas"Outsick"forfourmonths,-什么

-有个高中生请了4个月病假butJennaResnickswearsshesawherbreast-feeding可吉娜·瑞斯尼克发誓说看到她atacoin-opcarwash.在自助洗车站给孩子喂奶Buddy,whatareyouwearing?老弟

你穿了多少衣服啊-Nothing.-Uh-uh.Nojacket.-没穿多少

-把外套脱了Onehat.只能戴一顶帽子Howmanypairsofunderweardoyouhaveon?你穿了几条内裤啊One.就条

Six.是条Firstofall,itwouldbereallycooltoseeHaleythatfat.首先

看海莉怀孕变胖还蛮爽的Andhowawesomewoulditbe更酷的是

tohaveafakelittlebrotherwho'sreallymynephew.多了个假弟弟

实际上是我亲外甥Haleyisnotgettingpregnant.海莉才不会怀孕-Justsaying"If."-Iknow.-我只是说假如

-我知道AndIknowyouliketomaketroubleforyoursister,我知道你喜欢找你姐的茬儿butit'snotgonnaworkthistime.不过这次不管用了Youknowwhy?'Causeyoursister'sagoodgirl.知道为啥吗

因为你姐是个好女孩Iknow.IwasjustlikeherwhenIwas-我明白

因为她和我当年一模一...Iwantyoutoknow,I'mnotenjoyingthis.要知道

我也不想这么做Butthisisanimportantlessonthatyou'relearning.可你得吸取这个教训So,soakit.Keepit.所以

记好了

记住了You'retooclose.It'sgonnahurt.你站太近了

这样会很疼的It'ssupposedtohurt.就是要你疼-Andwhyareyousmiling?-I'm-What?-你干嘛贱贱地笑

-我笑了吗Oh,forgetit.Ican'tdothis.算了

我下不了手Thepointisyou'rescared.Ithinkyou'velearnedyourlesson.就是要让你害怕

你已经学到教训了Mom!Whatareyoudoing?妈

你干什么啊Oh,hey!Iwasjust,um,droppingoffsomelaundry.我是来放洗好的衣服-Isthisabadtime?-Yeah.-打扰到你们了吗

-当然Oh.Okay.那我走好了Uh,canyoushutthedoor,please?你能把门带上吗Actually,we'rejustgonnagoaheadandleavethatopen.我们还是让门开着吧Why?为啥BecauseIhave,uh,seenthislittleshowbefore-因为这种场景我见多了Lyingonthebedwithatallsenior.和高大的学长共卧一塌Oneminuteyou'rejustfriends,watchingFalconCrest,上一秒还只是一起看《鹰冠庄园》的朋友andthenextyou'relyingunderneaththeairhockeytable下一秒你们就钻进游戏桌下withyourbrainyourpocket.宽衣解带了Mom!妈妈-Youhitmybone!-Itwasanaccident!-你打到我的骨头了

-纯属意外-Ithoughtyouweremyfriend!-Iamyourfriend.-我以为你是我哥们呢

-我是啊Dad!Dad,Dad.YouhavegottotalktoMom.爸爸

你必须和妈妈谈谈Sheis,like,completelyfreakingoutandembarrassingme!她简直是疯了

而且丢尽了我的脸Honey,yourmomisn'talwaysascoolaboutthingsas-宝贝

你妈是不像你爸那么通情达理Whatiswiththisthing?这玩意怎么回事啊Mydad.我爸Uh,mydadstillisn'tcompletelycomfortablewiththis.我爸对这事还是不太习惯Um-He-Hestilldoesthisthing.It'sbeenfiveyearsnow.已经过了5年了

他还是无法完全接受Andhestilldoesthisthingwhereheannounceshimself...每次他要进入我和小卡在的房间时beforewalkingintoanyroomwe'rein...他都会先喊一声justtomakesurehedoesn'thavetoeverseeuskiss.以防撞见我和小卡亲嘴Wishmymotherhadthatsystem.要是我妈也有这个习惯就好了-Remember?-Notnow.-还记得吗

-以后再说Istillcan'tbelieveyoudidthistome.我真不敢相信你这么对我Wouldyougetinthespiritofthings?It'sacelebration.你能高兴点吗

这是个庆祝会啊Oh,God.天啊-Okay,I'mgonnagogetLilyready.-Okay.-我去给莉莉打扮一下

-好-AndIwantyoutojustcomestraightoutwithit.-Allright.-我要你对他们实话实说

-好吧Okay.Youcandothis.听话

你能做到的Yeah.Sportsguychestbump.来个运动员式的撞胸-No.-Sportsguychestbump.-不要

-来撞一个-Cam.Oh!Allright.Go-Doit.-小卡

好了

-上吧Sorry.抱歉-Howareyou?-Hi,guys.Hey.-你好啊

-大家好啊Thatlooksgood.Oh,thankyou.Thanks.看起来很美味啊

谢谢Don'tthankus.Openit.Dadiscomingrightbehind.不用谢

打开吧

爸爸后脚马上就到Knock,knock!We'rehere.Comingin!有人吗

我们要进来了Don'tworry,Dad.Nothinggaygoingonhere.别担心爸爸

我们没在里面搞基MayItakeyourmulticoloredcoatandbejeweledcap?能帮你脱下这缤纷外套和闪亮小帽吗-Yeah.Yeah.-Hey,Jay.-拿去吧

-杰你好啊-Gloria,hi.-Hi.-你好

歌洛莉亚

-你好-Howareyou?Hi,Dad.-Hi,Gloria.Howareyou?-老爸你还好吗

-歌洛莉亚

你好-Oh,whatabeautifuldress.-Ay,thankyou,Phil.-裙子真漂亮

-谢谢你

菲尔[摸摸]Okay.好吧

Oh,hey,Phil.菲尔That'showshesays"Phil."Not"Feel."Phil.她是叫你名字

不是要你去摸-Sohowwasyourtrip?-Itwasgood.Itwasgoodactually.-旅行怎么样

-挺好的

真的But,um,aboutthat,I-I关于这事havesomethingthatIneedtotellyouguys.我有些事要告诉你们Um-Uh,wedidn'tjustgotoVietnamforpleasure.我们去越南不光是为了旅游We,uh,kindofhavesomebignews.我们有重要消息宣布Oh,God.IfCamcomesoutherewithboobs,I'mleaving.天啊

要是小卡隆了胸

我立马走人-Dad.-Ihopehedidn'tembarrassyou,Mom.-爸爸

-我希望你的家长没让你觉得丢人

妈Oh,don'tmindher.Haleyhadherfirstboyovertoday...别管她

海莉今天首次带男生回家AndPhilshothim.菲尔就给了他一枪Anyway,um,so,about-aboutayearago,总之

一年前CamandIstartedfeelingthislonging,youknow,小卡和我开始渴望有一个forsomethingmore,like,uh,maybeababy?有一个

孩子-Ooh,that'sabadidea.-Whatdoyoumean,"Badidea"?-这主意很糟糕

-你说糟糕是什么意思Well,kidsneedamother.孩子需要有妈妈Imeanifyoutwoguysarebored,getadog.如果你们俩无聊了

可以养条狗Okay,we'renotbored,Dad.我们不是闲得无聊

爸Isupportyou,Mitchell,eventhoughyou'renotmyson.我支持米奇尔

尽管你不是我亲生的I-I-I-IthinkwhatDadistryingtosay...我觉得爸爸的意思是isthat,Mitchell,you'realittleuptight.米奇尔

你有点紧张兮兮的Kidsbringchaos,and-andyoudon'thandleitwell.孩子就意味着麻烦

你没法处理这种事That'snotwhatDad'ssaying.爸爸可不是这个意思That'swhatyou'resaying.这是你的意思Andit'sinsultinginawholedifferentway.而且是从另一个角度羞辱了我Okay,people.Let'sall"Chillax."好了

各位都冷静点-Hey,where'sUncleCameron?-Thankyou.Thankyou.-卡梅隆舅夫呢

-多谢多谢Someonewho'snotinsultingmenoticeshe'snothere.总算有人发现他不在了

而不是光羞辱我Oh,sothat'sthebigannouncement,huh?原来你的重要消息就是这个啊Youtwobrokeup.你俩分手了吗Well-Well,ababywasn'tgonnahelpthatanyway.领养个孩子也挽救不了破裂的婚姻Andletmetellyou.You'rebetteroff,老实说

你们分了也好becausehewasabitofadramaqueen.他就喜欢小题大做No,no,no.Stop.Stop.No.不是的

打住

打住Youcomeintomyhouseandyouinsultmeandmyboyfriend,你们到我家来

还羞辱我和我的男朋友who,bytheway,isnotthatdramatic-而且他才没有小题大做Weadoptedababy.我们领养了一个宝宝HernameisLily.她名叫莉莉-Exciting!-Justturnitoff.激动吧

-停下来Ican'tturnitoff.It'swhoIam.我停不下来

这就是我的个性-Themusic.-Oh,yes,themusic.-我是说音乐

-关音乐啊ComesayhitoLily.来和莉莉打招呼吧Ay,mirenalaprincesita.看看这个小公主Thelittleprincess.真是个小公主-She'ssocute!-Thankyou.-她好可爱

-多谢夸奖Letmeseeher.Letmeseeher.让我看看

让我看看Hithere,Lily.你好啊

莉莉"Lily."Isn'tthatgonnabehardforhertosay?莉莉

对她来说不是很难发音吗-Phil.-Excuseme.-菲尔打住

-我说Okay,I-I-IknowthatIsaidIthoughtthiswasabadidea.我知道我说了领养这个主意很糟糕But,uh,whatdoIknow?可我又懂什么呢Imean,it'snotlikeIwrotethebookonfatherhood.我也不是个模范父亲Beentryingallmylifetogetitright.I'mstillscrewingup.一辈子都想做好爸爸

可我还是搞砸了-Right,Manny?-Iwroteasongaboutitinthecar.-对吧曼尼

-我在车上为此写了首歌Ofcourseyoudid.意料之中Anyway,I'mhappyforyou.不管怎样

我为你们感到高兴And,uh,youshouldknowthat,uh,你们要知道I'mnotheretospitinyourface,我不是来唾你们脸的I'mhereto...blowatyourback.

我是来给你们

吹吹后背春风的-Idon'tunderstandwhatthatmeans.-Idon't-

-我不懂你的意思

-我也不懂Well,it's-it'ssupposedtosoundbetterinSpanish.这话用西班牙语说比较好听Oh,that'sbeautiful.That'sreallynice.真好听

真美Andthankyoutoo.也谢谢你Anyhow,Mitch,uh-总之

米奇No,Dad,it's-