小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集

小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集/NUMPAGES42小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集小谢尔顿英语台词第一季第二集小谢尔顿S01E02Lookathim.Breaksmyheart.你看他我心都要碎了Poorlittleguy,allalone.可怜的小家伙形单影只Idon'tseewhyhisbrothercan'tsitwithhim.他哥哥为什么不能跟他坐在一起Comeon,Mary.拜托玛丽Whenyouwereinhighschool,你上高中时wouldyouhavelunchwithanine-year-old?难道你会跟一个9岁小孩吃午饭吗Yes,Iwould've.我当然会啊Well,there'ssomethingwrongwithyou.那你肯定是哪里有毛病I'mgonnakeephimcompany.我要去陪他Hey,hey,hey,Mary.Mary.别别玛丽玛丽Thinkthisthrough.RightnowthekidsarejustignoringSheldon.你可得想清楚现在大家只是无视他Whathappensifhe'ssittingwithhismommy?如果再发现他吃午饭还要妈妈陪会怎么样Theycouldmistakemeforasenior.他们说不定会以为我是高三学姐啊Well,Ilookyoungerthanyou.我看起来是比你年轻啊Justgivethistime,allright?先静观其变好吗It'llworkitselfout.船到桥头自然直Mymotherneverunderstood我母亲从未理解thatIactuallyenjoyedbeingalone.我其实很享受独自一人Solitudeallowedmetothinkaboutimportantthings,独处让我能思考更重大的事情liketheeffectofgravitationalforces比如当你接近事件视界时asyouapproachaneventhorizon,地心引力会造成的影响asopposedtolessimportantthings,而不是那些无关紧要的事likehowmanygrapesmybrothercanfitinhismouth.比如我哥嘴里一次能塞多少葡萄14!14颗Yeah!太厉害啦Jean-PaulSartresaid,哲学家让-保罗·萨特说过"Hellisotherpeople.""他人即地狱"That'shumorousbecauseit'strue.这话很有趣因为这是真的Somethingwrong?怎么了吗HowcomemathiseasyforSheldonandhardforme?为什么谢尔顿数学那么好我数学却那么差Idon'tknow,honey,我也不知道啊亲爱的butyouhaveyourowngifts.但你也有你的天赋啊Likewhat?比如什么Well,like...比如说youhaveveryprettyhair.你有一头秀丽长发True.的确Georgie.小乔治Wouldyoudomealittletinyfavor?能麻烦你帮我一个小忙吗Likewhat?什么事Tomorrowatlunch,wouldyoumindsittingwithyourbrother?明天午餐时间你能不能跟你弟弟坐一起吃Don'tdoit,Georgie.千万别小乔治Youstayoutofthis.你别多管闲事Iatewithhiminsecondgrade.二年级的时候我跟他一起吃过饭Itreallyhurtmysociallife.害我在学校人气严重受创Sorry,Mom.Can'tdoit.抱歉了老妈没办法Whyareyousuchabrat?你为什么这么皮MaybeI'mcryingforattention.可能我渴求关爱呢Thisisn'tajoke,younglady.小姑娘这事你别闹Yes,yourbrothermaybesmart,没错你弟弟是很聪明buthedoesn'thaveafriendintheworld.但他在这世上还没有一个朋友AndIamsorry,butIamveryworriedabouthim.对不起但我真的很担心他Nicegoing.You'remakingMomanervouswreck.不错啊你害妈妈快急疯了WhatdidIdo?我干嘛了Youdon'thaveanyfriends,andsheisbesideherself.你没有朋友她着急坏了ButI'mfinewithoutfriends.但我不介意没朋友啊Idon'tknowwhattotellyou,Sheldon.我不知道该跟你怎么说了谢尔顿Shesaidit'syourfault.但她觉得是你的问题I'mgoingtowatchALF.我要去看电视剧了Sciencefact:科学事实sistersaretheworst.姐妹最差劲了Whenyou'rethreefoottenandinhighschool,当你只有90公分高却在高中就读时gettingfrompoint"A"topoint"B"从A点到B点canbeaharrowingexperience.可以是一种要人命的体验Butit'sworthitwhenpoint"B"is...但如果"B"点是thelibrary.图书馆那就值了Hometotheoriginalinformationsuperhighway,信息高速公路的起源地theDeweyDecimalSystem.杜威十进制图书分类法Heythere,Sheldon.你好啊谢尔顿WhatcanIgetforyoutoday?今天你想看什么书Chemistry?化学Quantummechanics?Astronomy?量子力学天文学No,nothingfuntoday.不今天不看有趣的书Ineedtolearnhowtomakeafriend.我想学习怎么交朋友Aw,honey,youhavingahardtimeadjustingtohighschool?亲爱的适应高中生活碰到困难了吗I'mhavingahardtimeadjustingtoEarth.我是对适应地球生活碰到了困难Yeah.Youandmeboth.是啊我们同病相怜Trythis.试试这本It'sbeenaroundawhile,butit'sstillquitepopular.这书有些上年头了但还是挺受欢迎的Unlikeme,不像我who'sjustbeenaroundawhile.只是单纯地上年头"HowtoWinFriendsandInfluencePeople."《如何赢取友谊与影响他人》Thismightdoit.这本或许有用Principleone.原则一"Don'tcriticize,condemnorcomplain.""不要批评谴责或抱怨"Thethreesharpestarrowsinmyquiver.这是我的三大扎心之箭Thusbeganthegreatestchallengeofmyyounglife.我也从此展开了我幼年时期最大的挑战Hello,George.你好啊乔治What?怎么了Idoadmireyourthickheadofhair...我很欣赏你的一头浓密头发George.乔治Thanks.谢谢What'sgoingon?这是在干嘛Well,I'mpracticingtheprinciplesinthisbook.我在练习运用这本书里教的原则-Why?-Well,IknowMomisconcerned-为什么-我知道妈妈很担心thatIdon'thaveanyfriends,我身边没有朋友soI'mdeterminedtoremedythesituation.所以我下决心要解决这个问题George.乔治Well,goodforyou.那挺好DoyoufeelcomplimentedwhenIsayyourname,George?我这么喊你名字你有感到受称赞吗乔治Thebooksaysyoushould.George.书上说你会有这感受乔治Isuppose.大概吧Kindofoverdoingitalittle.不过你有点用力过猛-Sheldon.-Well,thankyouforyourcriticism.-谢尔顿-谢谢你的批评ItalsosaysIshouldpraiseanyimprovementsthatyou'vemade.书里也说我应该对你任何的进步做出赞赏Okay.好吧I'llgetbacktoyou.我想到了再告诉你George.乔治Ontheheelsofthatsuccessfulbetatest,紧接在这大获成功的测试后IdecidedtopracticetheCarnegieprinciplesonsomeonemyownage.我决定对我同龄人练习卡耐基原则-Hello,BillySparks.-Hey,Sheldon.-你好啊比利·斯巴克斯-你好啊谢尔顿Iamgenuinelyinterestedinyou我真心想多了解你andwouldliketoencourageyoutotalkaboutyourself.也想鼓励你多聊聊你自己BillySparks.比利·斯巴克斯Thankyou.谢谢Youhavethefloor.现在该你说了Thankyou.谢谢Lookingback,Iwould'vehadbetterluck现在回想起来当初我真应该makingfriendswiththechickens.去结交那些母鸡GoWolves.狼队加油What?什么You'reacheerleader,andbysaying你是拉拉队员当我说"GoWolves,"I'minitiatingaconversation"狼队加油"我就开始了一段aboutsomethingthatinterestsyou.你会感兴趣的交谈Oh,areyouoneofthosespecialedkids?你是"特殊教育"班的孩子吗MymomsaysI'mspecial.我妈说我很特殊Wouldyouliketobefriends?你想跟我做朋友吗Idon'tthinkso.没什么兴趣Areyousure?WhatifItoldyou你确定吗那如果我告诉你Iadmiredyourboldly-appliedmakeup?我很欣赏你着色大胆的浓妆呢Greetingsfromstallnumberone.从一号隔间向你们问好AsmuchasIdetestthatodd-smellingcigarette,虽然我十分讨厌你们气味特殊的"烟"Idoapplaudyourrule-breakingbravado.但我为你们违反规矩的勇气鼓掌MynameisSheldon.What'syours?我叫谢尔顿你们叫什么Hello,gentlemen.男士们好Didyouwatchanysportsprogramsovertheweekend?你们上周末有看任何体育节目吗Orperhapsdidsomekissingwithgirls?又或者跟姑娘们玩亲亲了吗Canyouhearme?你们能听见我说话吗95,96,97.95969798.9899,100.99100Youmissed11numbers.你中间数漏了11个数Idon'tneedtobegoodatmath.Ihavebeautifulhair.我不需要数学那么好人家有一头秀发That'sthesaddestthingI'veeverheard.这是我这辈子听过最悲催的话Didn'tyoualreadyreadthatbook?你不是已经读完那本书了吗I'mreadingitagain.我在重读Howcome?为什么Iclearlymissedsomething.我肯定有哪里读漏了Icouldn'tfindonepersonwhowantedtobemyfriend.我找不到一个愿意跟我当朋友的人Didyoulookatthecardinside?你看过里面的借书卡了吗Why?为什么That'sjustotherpeoplewhocheckedoutthebook.卡上只有其他借过这本书的人的名字It'salistofloserslikeyouwhocan'tfindafriend.这是其他像你一样找不到朋友的废柴名单So?那又如何Sothey'redesperate,andyouhavetheirnames.他们求友心切而你手握名单That'sbrilliant.太聪明了Now,howisitthatyoucan'tcount?那你怎么就数不好数呢Soyourfathertellsmeyou'vebeenreadinganewbook?你爸爸跟我说你最近新读了本书Iam.It'sabouthowtomakefriends.是啊是教你怎么交朋友Isthatsomethingyou'reinterestedin?你对这件事有兴趣吗Notreally,butMissytoldme没什么兴趣但米希跟我说itmakesyousadthatIdon'thaveany.我没有朋友你很难过Igottosewthatgirl'smouthshut.我得去把这姑娘的嘴缝起来Sohow'sitgoing?那发展如何Well,theprinciplesinthebookdidn'tworkformeatall.书里教的原则对我根本不管用AlthoughDaddoeslikebeingcalledGeorgeoverandoveragain,不过老爸挺喜欢被人反复叫乔治soyoumightgivethatatry.你可以试试这招Baby,youdon'thavetogotoanytroubleforme.宝贝你不需要因为我而给自己添麻烦ButIlikedoingthingsforyou.但我喜欢为你付出You'reanicelady.你是个好人-Butifthebook'snotworking...-Itisn't.-但如果那书没用...-的确没用ButIrealizedifIfindtheotherpeople但我意识到如果我去找whocheckedoutthebook,they'dbelookingforfriends,too.其他借过这书的人因为他们也想结交朋友That'sreallysmart.这招真聪明-Missythoughtofit.-You'rekidding.-是米希想出来的-不是吧I'massurprisedasyouare.我当时也像你一样惊讶Excuseme,Ms.Ingram?打扰一下英格拉姆女士Sheldon,it'srecess.谢尔顿现在是下课时间Gooutside,seewhatit'slike.去外面玩体验一下外面AreyoubyanychanceEvelynIngram?你是伊芙琳·英格拉姆吗Yes.是的ThesameEvelynIngramwhocheckedoutthisbook?借出过这本书的伊芙琳·英格拉姆吗Andwhyisthatyourbusiness?这关你什么事呢Ijustassumedyouwerelookingtomakeafriend.我只是在想你当时想要结交朋友Well,thatwasalongtimeago.这是很久以前了Ihadjustgottenoutofaverydifficultrelationship.我当时刚从一段惨痛的感情抽身-Withafriend?-Friend.-跟朋友吗-朋友Ha!Igavethatmanthreeyearsofmylife我给那男人奉献了我三年的人生时光andmyinnocence.还有我的童真Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans.我不懂那是什么意思Itmeansmenarelyingdogsonlyinterestedinonething.男人都是骗人的狗东西只对一件事感兴趣Well,that'snotthedictionarydefinition.字典上不是这么解释的Alwaysstartsthesame.开始都是一样的Aquickglanceacrosstheroom,acasualhandontheshoulder,茫茫人海中的一次对视不经意地手搭肩上lunchatStuckey's.在连锁便利店里吃午饭Oh,yeah,it'sallromanceandflowersinthebeginning...一开始都是很浪漫花前月下Thelistprovedtobeadouble-edgedsword.这名单被证明是一把双刃剑Itturnsoutself-helpbookswrittenin1936原来1936年写的励志书wereonlyofinteresttoadults.是专门写给成年人看的You'relike,"I'mherebecauseIcare.我就说"老娘是因为在乎才来Andbytheway,yourphonecouldmakecalls,too."还有你的电话也是能打出去的好吗"Thentriestoturnthiswholethingaround然后他就试着把整件事likeit'sallaboutyoubeingneedy,转移成是你太粘人andyou'relike,"Yes,Ihaveneeds!你当然会说"废话我当然有需求That'swhatmakesmehuman!"人就是有需求才会是人啊"Emotionallytroubledadults.感情上有问题的成人Child,gooutside.孩子出去外面玩吧Yes,that'smysignature.Whydoyouask?是的那是我的签名你问这个干嘛I'mseekingpeoplewhowanttomakefriends.我在寻找想交朋友的人Iwasn'tinterestedinfriends.我没兴趣交朋友Itookoutthatbooktohelpmebecomeschoolprincipal.我借那本书是为了帮助自己爬到校长位置-Diditwork?-Arewesittingintheprincipal'soffice?-成功了吗-我们现在是在校长办公室说话吗-No.-Andyouknowwhy?-不是-你知道为什么吗BecauseVictoriaMacElroyisnotaman!因为维多利亚·马克艾罗伊不是男人Sotobeclear,you'renotinterestedinmakingfriends?我确认一下你没兴趣交朋友WhatI'minterestedinisinlivinglongenough我唯一有兴趣的就是命够长toseewomennolongertreatedlikesecond-classcitizens.长到可以看到女人不再被当二等公民对待Wellifyourgoalisalonglife,如果你想长命百岁thatchilicheeseburgerisastepinthewrongdirection.那你吃这个热辣芝士堡只能帮倒忙FoodisallIhave.食物是老娘唯一的慰藉了LikeIsaid,如同我说的emotionallytroubledadults.感情上有问题的成人Yougonnawatchmeeat?你要看着我吃饭吗Getoutofhere.出去Everybodytoldme,所有人都告诉我"Hubert,don'tdatesomeonefromwork.""休伯特别跟同事约会"ButdidIlisten?No.我听话了吗没有Letmetellyousomething.让我告诉你一件事ShelikestosayIstoleherinnocence?她喜欢说我偷走她童真对吗Well,whataboutmyinnocence?那我的童真呢Iwasneverthesameafterwebrokeup.分手之后我再也不是从前那个我了Twoyearslater,两年后Mr.Givensbecamethehighschoolprincipal,吉文斯先生变成了校长whichmightbewhyMs.MacElroybecamemorbidlyobese.或许马克艾罗伊女士变成重度胖子也与此有关Ihadthebrains,Ihadthecharm,andIdon'tliketobrag,我有头脑又讨人喜欢而且我不想炫耀butIwasprettyeasyontheeyesbackthen.但我当年也算得上小鲜肉一枚Thatwomangotherselfoneheckofapackage.那娘们简直赚大发了好吗Butsomepeopledon'twanttobesatisfied.但某些人就是不想被满足Isthatanygood?这书有用吗I'mafraidnot.很遗憾并没有Ifailedtomakeasinglefriend.我没交到一个朋友Thatsucks.Ihaveatoughtimemakingfriends,too.真可惜我交朋友也四处碰壁Theworstpartis,itwasimportanttomymom.最糟糕的部分是我妈妈很在意这件事Myparentspressuremeaboutmakingfriendsallthetime.我父母也总是给我压力让我去交朋友SoyouunderstandwhatI'mgoingthrough.所以你很能理解我的遭遇Oh,Ireadthatbook.It'sexcellent.我读过那本书很赞Areyouintorocketry?你也对火箭学有兴趣吗Istartedwithwaterpropulsion,我是从气压式喷水火箭开始玩workedmywayuptosolidfuel,后来开始玩固体燃料火箭thenwentbacktowaterafterIsetourgarageonfire.把我家车库烧了之后我又回去玩喷水火箭了-Nice.-Ialsotriedtogetsomeuranium-厉害-我也尝试过去弄铀andbuildanatomicengine,butthatstuff'shardtofind.来做一个原子能引擎但那东西太难弄到手Probablyforthebest.这样也好Well,goodluckonyourquesttofindafriend.祝你找朋友的道路能一切顺遂You,too.你也是Ifyouhaven'tfoundoneyet,Ihavegoodnews.如果你还没找到朋友我有个好消息Mom,whatdoyouknowaboutthedrugProzac?妈你对百忧解这种药了解吗Notmuch.了解不多Supposedtomakepeoplehappier.Why?好像能让忧郁的人们开心点怎么了Iwasjustthinkingsomeofmyteachersmightbenefitfromit.我只是在想这药或许能帮助我一些老师Speakingofwhich,说到这个you'llbehappytoknowImadeafriendtoday.有一件你会高兴的事我今天交到朋友了Well,that'snice.那太好啦But,asIsaid,thisisn'tforme.但就像我说过的交朋友不是为了我It'sforyou.是为了你自己Hemadeafriend!他交到朋友啦Hedidit!他成功了Ourlittleboyhasgotafriend.我们的儿子交到朋友了-Whoisit?-Whocares?-谁啊-无所谓啦It'sahumanbeing.It'sawarmbody.反正是个人类是个有血有肉的人Mom?妈Yes,honey?怎么啦亲爱的CanIcomein?Ofcourse.我能进来吗当然Becool.冷静What'sup,sweetie?怎么啦小宝贝IwaswonderingwhenIcouldcontinuemyrocketryhobby.我想知道我什么时候能继续我火箭学的爱好Uh,Sheldon,we'vebeenthroughthis.谢尔顿我们聊过这个了Youcanbuildthem.Youjustcan'tlaunchthem.火箭随便造但不许发射Butlaunchingthemisthefunpart.但发射才是好玩的那部分啊Tellthattothefamilyofsquirrelswhodiedinthefire.你去跟那被火烧死的松鼠一家解释去Okay.好吧ItwasjustsomethingIwashopingtodowithmynewfriend.我只是想跟新朋友一起做这个Hangon.等等Uh,yes.行吧It'sfine.做吧Banislifted.解除禁令-Mary...-It'sforhisfriend.-玛丽-是为了跟他朋友玩嘛He'sgotafriend.他有朋友了Besides,thosecouldhavebeenrats.而且当时被烧死的也可能是老鼠啊Theirbodiesweresobadlyburned.被烧得都不成鼠形了谁知道呢Ithoughtwewerebeingcool,butokay.我还以为我们要冷静行吧Hey,here'sanidea.对了这样吧Whydon'tyouinviteyournewbuddyoverfordinner?要不你邀请你的朋友来家里吃晚饭吧-Why?-Well,honey,-为什么-亲爱的um,thatiswhatfriendsdo.因为朋友之间就会这样啊Mymotheraskedmetoaskyou我妈妈要我问问你ifyou'dliketojoinusfordinner.愿不愿意来我们家共进晚餐-Why?-Iwashopingyou'dknow.-为什么-我还希望你知道为什么呢He'shere!他到了Everybody,staycalm!大家保持冷静Justanormalday,justanormaldinner.只是普通的一天普通的一顿晚餐CanIeatinfrontoftheTV?我能去电视前吃吗No,youcaneatinfrontofSheldon'sfriend.不行但你可以在谢尔顿朋友的面前吃-Aw,fudge.-Iknowwhat"fudge"means,-卧槽-我知道"卧槽"是什么意思andyouarerightontheedge,younglady.你差一点点就要挨削了小姑娘Welcome.欢迎你来So,uh...所以...Tam.Whatkindofnameisthat?丹你这是哪国名字Vietnamese.Sir.是越南名先生Sure.Youknow,Ispentalittletimeoverthere.懂了我也曾经在那里待过Army.我在军队Yourmom'snameisn'tKim-Lee,isit?你妈妈的名字不叫金李吧No.Sir.不先生Good.太好了Imean,youknow,it'sasmallcountry.你懂的小国家嘛So...说不定就...Mary,how'sthatfoodcoming?玛丽还要多久才能做完Almost.快啦So,Vietnam,likeinRambo.越南就像电影《第一滴血》吗-Yes.-That'sacoolmovie.-是的-那电影超屌Yes.是啊Areyouinit?你有在里面演出吗No.没有Whywouldyouthinkyouknewhismom?你为什么会觉得你认识他妈妈Allright,Tam.好啦丹IdecidedIwasgonnamakeyouarealTexasdinner.我决定给你做纯正的德州风味晚餐Barbecuedchickenandbrisket.德州烧烤鸡肉与牛胸肉Thankyou.谢谢您Well,Ifiguredyouwereprobablytired我估计你应该也很烦ofstuffwigglingaroundonyourplate.你吃的东西会在盘子上扭动了Okay,let'ssaygrace.我们来饭前祷告Now,Tam,whenIsay"Jesus,"丹当我们说"耶稣"feelfreetosaytheword"Buddha"inyourhead.也欢迎你在你脑海里说"菩萨"I'mactuallyCatholic.我其实是信天主教的Oh.Well,that'stoobad.那就太不幸了Thankyou,God,forthisfood,感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.也保佑准备这餐点的人AndthankyousomuchforSheldon'snewfriend.也感谢您给谢尔顿带来了新朋友Amen.阿门So,Tam,tellusaboutyourfamily.丹跟我们聊聊你的家人啊Whatbringsy'alltoTexas?你们为什么会来德克萨斯Well,aftertheAmericanWar...在美战结束过后YoumeantheVietnamWar.你是说越战吧WecallittheAmericanWar.我们那里叫美战Hmm.Anyway,然后呢afterthewar,myfatherwassenttoareeducationcamp在战争结束后我父亲被送去再教育营becausehefoughtonthewrongside.因为他在战时站错边Youmeanourside.错边是指我们这边吧Iwastryingtobenice.礼貌性不说穿而已So,formanyyears,所以有很多年mymotherandmysistersandIwereverypoor我们一家一直都非常穷andveryoftendidn'thavemuchtoeat.吃不饱是常事Then,whenhewasreleased...最后当我爸爸被放出来后...What'dtheyteachhimatthereeducationcamp?他们在再教育营里都教育他什么了Howtobeacommunist.教他如何成为共产党人Cool,likeinRambo.酷啊就像电影里那样Whenhewasreleased,当我爸爸被放出来后weescapedonasmallboat我们坐小船出逃andspentmanyweeksatseadodgingCambodianpirates我们在海上漂了几周一路躲着柬埔寨海盗untilwereachedThailand.最终漂到了泰国Oh,that'ssupposedtobeabeautifulcountry.那里好像是个很美的国家-Lovelybeaches.-Iwouldn'tknow.-