电影《马达加斯加2逃往非洲》的英文剧本

Madagascar:Escape2AfricascriptWelldone,boys.Lookslikeice-coldsushiforbreakfast.No,no,son.Overhere.Seethelion?Lookatthelionandgetthelion.Now,son,ifyou'regonnagrowupandbelikeyourdaddysomeday,yougottalearnhowtofight.Da-da.Now,Alakay,letmeshowyousomething,OK?Youseethismark?Youandmearethesame.Whenyou'rebigger,you'llbeAlphaLion,justlikeme.Nowletmeseeyoufight.Ready?No,Alakay.Nodancing!Youjustamuseyourself,don'tyou?You'reastrangekid.You'reastrangeone.I'm...Now,comeon,let'stryitagain.No,Alakay.Stopthatrightnow.Doggoneit!It'ssodisappointingwhentheydon'tgrowupthewayyouwant.Makunga.You'renotchallengingmeagain,areyou?Lookonthebrightside.AfterIdefeatyouandbecomealphalion,you'llhavemoretimetospendwithyourpatheticson.BeforeIkickyourbutt,letmeaskyou:Whydoyouwanttobecomethealphalion?I'mbetterlooking,Ihavebetterhair,I'mdeceivinglysmart......andIwanteveryoneelsetodowhatIsay.Wefightonthree.One...Payattention,Alakay.Daddywillshowyouhowit'sdone.Two,three!-Who'sthealphalion?-Youare.Don'tyouforgetit.Andthat,Alakay,ishowyouattack...Alakay?That'sit.Here,kitty,kitty.Thisone'sabeauty.He'llbeworthafewbucks.Itjustgetseasierandeasier.Daddy!Alakay!Alakay!Alakay!Da-da!No!No!No!Alakay!-Daddy!-Daddy'sgotyou!Holdon!Da-da!Alakay!Daddy!I'mafishoutofwaterLionoutofthejungle-Idon'tlikethelooksofthisguy.-He'skindofcute.He'skindofashowoff.Youthinkhe'scute?Roar!!TheKingofNewYorkCity......AlextheLion!Istillthinkhe'skindofashowoff.Theguy'sananimal.Maybeheshouldtakeabreak.Youknow,wecouldalluseavacation.Comeon,wherewouldwegoonvacation?Idon'tknowaboutyou,butIwanttogotoConnecticut!Ontheloose,severalanimals,includingtheworldfamousAlextheLion,escapedfromtheCentralParkZootonight.TheescapeeswerecorneredinGrandCentralStation.Hewasaverybadkitty.Animalrightsactivists,whoconvincedzooofficialstohavetheanimalssenttoAfrica,werestunnedtolearnthatthefreightercarryingtheanimalswasreportedmissingtoday.Tonight,hundredsofNewYorkershavegatheredatthezootomournthelossoftheirbelovedzooanimals.Thequestiononeveryone'smind,wherearetheynow?Comeon!Y'allknowthisone!Itnevergetsstale!We'llmissyoulittlefuzzbuckets!You'vebeenagreatcrowd!Gladwecouldintroduceyoutothetoilet.IfyouevercomelookusupinManhattan,feelfreetocallfirst.Seriouslythough,call.OK?Settledown,everybody.Bequiet!Youcan'tleavewithoutthis!Surprise,freaks!Shakeit!Shakeit.Look,I'malady!I'malady,everyone!I'malady!Notreally!It'sme,KingJulien!Whichofyouisattractedtome?Handsup!Hey,freaks!YouwillbeverygladtohearthatIamcomingwithyou.Oh,no,thankyou.Yes,thankyou.It'smyplane!UntilIreturnwiththespoilsfromthenewcountry......Steviewillbeincharge!Idon'tthinktheylikethatidea.Whatareyousaying,Stevie?No.Couldwe?No,youdidn'tsaythat!Howisthatevenpossible?Naughtylittlething!Steviesays...Letthemeatcake!KingJulien,waitforme!I'mallpacked!Ihaveawholeitineraryplanned!Oh,no!It'sMort!He'ssoannoying!Don'tlethimon.Stopthatthing!He'scarryingscissorsandhandcream!Everybodyin!Quickly,getin,getin!Getinquick!-Struts.-Check.-Flaps.-Check.-Engine.Coffeemaker.-Check.Youguys!Oopsie-daisy!ThathastobethesecondbiggestslingshotI'veeverseen.Butit'llhavetodo.Attention.Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Intheeventofanemergency,placethevestoveryourheadthenkissyour...good-bye.NewYorkCity,herewecome!PraytoyourpersonalGodthishunkofjunkflies.PersonalGod,hunk?What?Wearego,sir.Openthedoor!I'moutside!Ifcabinpressureislost,placethemaskoveryourfacetohideyourterrifiedexpression.Miss,aren'tthesesupposedtobeattachedtomyseat?-No,sir.-OK,boys,launch!Launch!-Launch!-Launch!Gremlin!Hey,Mort.Hi!Thatwasweird.-Somebody'sdreaming.-IthinkIsawMortontheplanewing.YougotMadagascaronthebrain.IknowI'mgonnamissit.Itwasincredible.Ithinkit'llseemmorefunthefurtherwearefromit.Likewhenyoubitmeonthebutt?I'mgonnatakethatthingyou'reholdingontoanduseitonstage.It'sallpartofmylittleactor'ssaladbarofemotionaltidbits.Arethebuttsnexttothecroutons?Youdon'tneedtobesarcastic.Whenwegetback,Imightsignupforthebreedingprogram.Breedingprogram?Wereachapointwhenwewanttomeetsomebody.Settledown,havearelationship.Icanseethat.What?Likedating?Yeah,dating.Other...otherguys?Whatdoyoumean,otherguys?Darnit!Whatisholdingupthatbeverageservice?!I'mgonnagocheck.Youallkeeptalking.I'mgonnacatchafewwinks.It'ssofunny!Ilikelaughing!It'ssuchaniceexperience!Tolaugh!Doyoumindgoingback?Thisisfirstclass.It'snothingpersonal.We'rejustbetterthanyou.Maurice,I'mopen!Hitme!-Heshoots,hescores!-IsthatVivaldi?-In-flightslave.-CanIhelpyou,Mr.Mankiewicz?Bringmynutsonasilverplatter.Wewerecheckingonourdrinkorder.Sorry.Beenalittlebackedup.-IguessI'llgoback...-Where'syourbody?You'refreakingmeout!Canyoupleasegooverthere,please?Whathappenedtotheseparationoftheclasses?I'msurethisdemocracythingisjustafad.We'llgooutforpineapple,mybobbly-headedboobily-boo.Skipper,look.Analysis.Lookslikeasmallbulbusedtoindicatesomethingunusual,likeamalfunction.Ifinditprettyandsomewhathypnotic.Thattoo,sir.Right!Rico?Manual!Problemosolved.-Wemaybeoutoffuel.-Whydoyouthinkso?We'velostengineone......andenginetwoisnolongeronfire.Buckleup,boys.Don'tlook,doll.Thismightgethairy.Attention!Thisisyourcaptain.Ihavegoodandbadnews.Thegoodnewsis,we'relandingimmediately.Thebadnewsis,we'recrash-landing.Whenitcomestoairtravel,weknowyouhavenochoice.ButthanksforchoosingAirPenguin.Raiseyourarms,Maurice!It'smorefunwhenyouraiseyourarms!Icanfly!Thiscouldbeit,Marty!Iwantyoutoknowyouareaone-in-a-millionfriend!Thanks,buddy!You'rethebestever!-Andyouwon'tmindwhenItellyou...-Tellmeanything!IbrokeyouriPod!Thebuttonsweresosmall!Itmadememad!-Thehorror!-I'msorry!-I'llkillyou,butt-biter!-Itwasanaccident!-Anaccident!-Butt-biter!Iloveyou,Gloria!Ialwayshave!Likeyoulovethebeach.Oragoodbook.Orthebeach.Goodness,doll,you'reshakinglikealeaf.Rico,you'vehadyourfun.Pullup.Geardown.Gently.Youjustwanttokisstheground.Justapeck,asmooch,likeyou'dkissyoursister.Isaid,kissit!Nowjustalittlebrake.Justatouch.Ibelievethat'scheckmate.Commenceemergencylandingprocedure.Flapsup!Deploy!Oh,we'rehere.Whatintheworld?Whathappenedtotheplane?Whatdidy'alldototheplane?I'mOK.I'malive.Ican'tevensleepforaminute.ThisisnotJFK.Kowalski,casualtyreport.Twopassengersunaccountedfor.That'sanumberIcanlivewith.Goodlanding,boys.Whosaysapenguincan'tfly?Hey,happyslappers!Istheresomereasontocelebrate?Lookattheplane!-We'llfixit.-Howareyougonnafixthis?Grit,spitandawholelotofducttape.Weshouldbeupandrunningin,say,sixtoninemonths.-Sixty-ninemonths?!-No,sixtoninemonths.Kowalski,Isayweusethissetbacktoouradvantage.-Where'dyougetthatnumber?-Iwantyoutoreconfigurethedesign.Howdoyouestimatethat?Prettyboy!Whydon'tyouandyourfriendsdigalatrine.Holdon.Whomadeyoukingoftheplanewreck?Excuseme?Fine.Youcanbeincharge.Youfixtheplane.Whogivesyoutheauthoritytoputmeincharge?OK,thenI'llremainincharge.Yeah,youwillremainincharge.Youandyourhippiefriendsstayoutofourhair.Correcto-mundo.BecauseIdecidedto.-Goodforyou.-Well,thisdiscussionisn'tover.Highermammals!Staywithus.Wecoulduseyourfrontcortexesandopposablethumbs.Phil!Ishouldwashyourhandsoutwithsoap.Howinthehell-owilltheyfixthisplane?!Youknow,gritandspitandspit.Alotofspitandgritandstick-to-it-iveness.Thatdon'tsoundtoopromising.You'reright.We'restuckhere.Aslongaswe'retogether,we'llbeOK.Yeah,butloveain'tgonnagetushome.Behold!Thelion!-People!-Thereismuchtosee.Movingon.Wait,wait,wait!People!-They'llhelpus!-Waitup!-People!Stop!-Helpus!Ifyoustop,I'llautographthose!Iknowyou!You.It'sthebadkitty.Howdoyoulikesomeofthat?!Comein,Tokyo!Rightinthebatteries.Youthinkanoldladycan'ttakecareofherself?Nexttime,Iwon'tgosoeasyonyou!Thankyou,dear.Movingon!Areyououtofyourmind?Weneedhelpandyouharassoldladies?!Outofmymind?Who'soutofmymindnow?-Seeifyoucangetanoperator.-Noproblem.Outofmymind.We'regoinghome.MessageE-4.Theserviceuserhasroamedoutsidethecoveragearea.Pleasetryagainlater.AmItrippin'?Allthosezebras...likeme.-Wherearewe?-SanDiego.ThistimeI'm40percentsure.-Iknowthisplace.-Ithinkit'sAfrica.Africa?It'sgottobe.Ourancestralcrib.It'sinourblood.Icanfeelit!No,it'smorethanthat.It'slike......dejavu,likeI'vebeenherebefore.It'slikeRoots!No,it'slike......dejavu,likeI'vebeenherebefore.MeAlex!Meandmefriendsfly,flyingreatmetalbird.Thenplummet!Smashground!Goboom!Thenhereweemerge.Weofferonlyhappinessandgoodgreetings.Ishedancingaboutaplanecrash?Yeah.Wejust...yeah.Ithought...Sorry.Youcamefromoffthereserve?Wayoff.FromtheCentralParkZoo,actually.Don'tstrainyourself.What'sgoingonhere?Theysaythey'refromoffthereserve.That'simpossible.Onlypeoplecomefromoffthereserve.Youlookfamiliar.DoIknowyou?Howcouldyousurvivethehunters?Wedidn'tseeanyhunters.-Whatareyoulookingat?-Me?Nothing.Thiswateringholedoesn'tneedanymoremouthstofeed.Soskedaddlebacktowhereyoucamefrom.Isthereamanagerwecouldtalkto?Isee.You'reheretochallengeme!What?No!No.That'swhatitlooksliketome!Zuba!Wait.I'mtryingtotakecareofbusiness...Yeah,yeah,Zuba.Holdon.Alakay?Isthatyou?No,it'sAlex.Lx.LikeNewYorkKnicks.Zuba,look!I'vealwayshadthat.Thevetcheckeditout.It'skindofabeautyspot,really.Amark.Allright,thisisalittleweird.Honey,he'scomehome.What?You'vecomehome.Son.Dad.MomandDad?MomandDad!MomandDad!It'smymomanddad!Igotamomanddad!Mybaby'salive!Dad!Myson!Mysonishome!Alakay!Alakayhascomehome!Alakay!Yeah!Theprodigalsonreturns.Thisisperfect!IthoughtyouhatedZuba.No,Ido.Ido.Ido.Ihatehim.Oh,Ido.AndI'mgoingtouseAlakay,yes.I'mgoingtousehimtogetridofZubaonceandforall!Giddy-up,featheredhorse!Makeway!Moveoutoftheway!Standaside!NewYork!It'sabitofadump.Areyousurewe'renotinNewJersey?Hello,NewYorkers!Yournewkingishere!Thiscallsforacelebration!Maurice,Ithinktheylikeme.You'vegottoloveanon-hostiletakeover!Excuseme.I'mMarty.I'mkindofnewaroundhere.Hey,Marty!You'reagood-lookinggroup!Youliketorun?Yeah.Runningiscrack-a-lackin'.That'sright!Crack-a-lackin'.Youguysspeakmycrack-a-lackin'language.What?Youdon'thavedoctorshere?Notanymore.Well,whatifyoucatchacold?Wegoovertothedyingholesandwedie.Youguysreallyneedadoctor.-Wehaveanopening.-Wouldyoubeinterested?Me?Adoctor?It'srainingmen.Hallelujah!Youallgotitgoingon.Whydontyouhaveaman?Yougotworms?Oh,Igotridofthose.Listen,girls.Manhattanisshortontwothings,parkingandhippos.Hey,everybody!Ijustfoundoutthatmysonisadoggoneking!TheKingofNewYork!Showmesomeofyourmoves,son.Don'tbebashful.Allright.Thisonealwaysknocks'emdead.Roar!Lookout.TheKingismad.TheKingismad!Let'swelcomehimbackintothepridewithopenarms!Welcometotheherd,Marty!Me?I'vealwayswantedtobepartofaherd!-It'soneforall...-[all]Andallforall,y'all!HowdoIlook?Technically,atraditionalwitchdoctorhasabonethroughhisnose.Don'tworry...it'sjustaclip-on.Voila!He'sawitchdoctor!Mymotherwillbesohappy.Lookout!IthinkMotoMotolikesyou.Herehecomes.Goodness,girl...youhuge.Who'syourfriend?Oristhatyourbutt?Youasquickasyouarehefty.Soyou'reMotoMoto?Thename'ssonice,yousayittwice.Ikindoflikeit,fatso.I'llseeyouaround,girl.Itwon'tbehard,becauseyouso...plumpy.Ihatetobeapartypooper,Zuba,butsomeofthelionswerewonderingwhenyouplantobanishyourson.-Whatareyoutalkingabout?-It'snothing,really.They'regripingthatAlakayneverwentthroughtheriteofpassage,blah,blah,blah,sotechnicallyspeaking,hecan'tbeamemberofthepride.It'snonsense.Iforgotabouttheriteofpassage.Whatisit?What'sthisriteofpassage?Atraditionalcoming-of-ageceremony.Younglionsearntheirmanesbydemonstratingtheirskills.-Ashow-of-skilltalentshowdeal?-Yeah.Struttingtheirstuff.Aperformance!Ithinkthat'supmyalley.Ifit'stradition,Iwanttodoit.Strutmystuff.Earnmymane.IwanttobeAlaki.-Alakay.-Alakay!Evenbetter.Wewillholdtheriteofpassageinthemorning!That'swonderful!Goodluck,Alakay.WhereImfrom,wesay,"Breakaleg."That'smyboy!Beautiful,isn'tit?It'samazing.Guys......thisiswherewebelong.OperationTouristTrapisago.Oh,Ilikethatone.Itworksonmanylevels.Youguysareabunchofsuck-ups.-That,too.-Absolutely.Stations.Stageone.Go!Oh,no!WhathaveIdone?Comeon,takethebait.-Whathappened?-Oh,lookatthepoorlittleguy.Isitdead?Stagetwo!Go,go,go!Iwillgivehimthekissoflife.Rico!Rico!Reverse!Gas!Music!No!Stop!Stop!Stop!Comeback!Whatisallthisrock'n'rollracket?!Isshedead?No!Youhoodlums!Goodheavens!AreyouOK?Lady,Ifoundyourpocketbook.Myhandbag.Suchagoodboy.Nanacan'tsurvivewithoutit.Youareonetoughcookie.BrowniesTroop416,Yonkers.OK,nobodypanic!Thebestthingwecandoisstaytogether.We'llwaitforanothertourjeep.Itmaytakehours,but...Whereareyougoing?I'mnotstayingheretobeattackedbymoreanimals!I'mtoooldtodie.I'mgoingwithher.Oldlady,waitup!Please!Weneedtostay......together.Fine!We'llgothatway!Doesanyonewantahardcandy?-Easynow.-Watchyourstep.Andrighthere...OK,areyouready?Thisiswhereyoualwaysslept.Oh,man!-Wasthismine?-Lookatyou.Lookathim.Oh,thisthing.Look,look!-Irememberthis!-Heremembers.Alittleharderthan...Youneversleptontherightend.Youalwayssleptonthebottomend.Isthat?Isthatmy?Isthatme?Youhadthecutestlittlepaws.Little,littlebittyol'paws.Youdidthatthedaywelostyou.Wow.Iwassoyoung.Whathappenedtome?Itwasallmyfault.Iturnedmybackand...Itwasnotyourfault.Yourfatherdideverythinghecould.Hetrackedthosehuntersforweeks.Faroffthereserve.Finally,Ihadtoassumethehunters......well...Wethoughtthey'dkilledyou.Butmysonfoughtthemoff!DontmesswiththeKingofNewYork!-That'sright!-Keepyourchinin.Youboysbecareful!Watchoutbeforeyoubreaksomething.Youusedtocallthis"foofie.""Foofie"?Foofie.Hedoesn'twantthat.Thisismyfoofie!Zuba,youbettergivehimhisfoofie.Imean,no,thankyou,thankyou.It'sperfect.Son,yougetyourrest.Youhaveabigdaytomorrow.You'llneedallyourstrength.Iwillbringthehousedownforyou.Ihopeso.Otherwise,yourfatherwillhavetobanishyou.Jeez,Mom,really?Iknowyou'lldousproud.Youknowwhy?Youwerebornwithit.Goodnight,Alakay.Myboy.Myownboy.Myson'saking.Myson'saking.Goodnight,Mom.Goodnight,Alakay.Foofie.Lookatfoofie!Myfoofie!Foofie,foofie,foofie.Myfoofie!Nosignofcivilization.Everybodyappearsverytired.Ithinkwe'relost.Nana,doyouknowwhereyou'regoing?No,butI'mgoingwithaskipinmystepandasmileonmyface.Sure,right,OK.Yeah,allright.-It'speople.-Howdidyougethere?-Canyouhelpus?We'relost.-We'relosttoo.Itwasawful.Aflashofblackandwhiteandtheyweregone.Theytookthejeep!-Thathappenedtoourjeeptoo!-Whatdowedo?Howwillweallsurvive?Nofood,nowater,noshelter.Whatarewegonnado?!Youcanletnaturegetthebestofyou,oryoucangetthebestofnature.Gather'round,children.We'reNewYorkers,right?Yeah.Wesurvivetheconcretejungle!Whenweneedfood,wehuntforadecenthotdogstand.-AmIright?-She'sright.Whenweneedshelter,webuildskyscrapers.-Exactly!-Whenweneedwater,webuildadam.We'reNewYorkers,forcryingoutloud!Ifwecanmakeitthere,wecanmakeitanywhere!I'mcoming,KingJulien!Badfishy!Badfishy!No,shark,no!Sit!WhyamIlaughing?Wehaveallthepartsweneed,butwe'reslightlybehindschedule.-Howslightly?-Sixtonineyears.-Sixty-nineyears?-No,sixtonineyears.Private!Whathappenedtoourthumbs?Haven'tseenthemsinceyesterday.Darnyou,Darwin!NobodygoesAWOLonmywatch.Private!You'recomingwithme.Rico!You'recomingwithme!-We'llbringtheminforcourtmartial.-Thatwon'tbenecessary!We'verecruitedafewextrathumbsforyou,Skipper.Well,I'llbeamonkey'suncle.Oh,Idoubtthat.Enoughlollygagging.Let'sgettowork.There'llbethreegroups.GroupAlphawilldosheetmetalfabrication.GroupBronsonhandlesassembly.GroupGeorgePeppard,craftservices.Anyquestions?Good!Let'sgettowork.I'dliketokissyou,monkeyman.Allright,butyou'resodarnugly.Remember,littlecubscouts,agreatdanceperformancecomesfromtheheart.Straightfromtheheart,you'llnevergowrong.Sure,mister.Hey,Alakay,Ijusthappenedtowalkby,IthoughtI'dwishyouluck.-You'renotnervous,areyou?-Nah,it'smything.Inmyopinion,thekeytothisischoosingtherightcompetitor.Youmean,thisislikeadancebattlesortofthing?-Likeadance-off?-Sure.Great.Ilovethat.Freestyle.Who'dbeagoodmatchforme?Justtokeepthingsinteresting.Well,IwishIcouldhelp,butthat'sstrictlyagainstourancienttraditionandallweholdsacred.Butifitwasmeoutthere...I'dchooseTeetsi.Teetsi.OK.Soundsinteresting.Makunga,right?Thankyou.AnythingforZuba'sboy.Goget'em,tiger.Shakeitout.Afive,six,seven,eight.Let'sgo,let'sdothis.Letusbegintheriteofpassageceremony.-Comeon,baby!MakeMamaproud!-Woman,I'mtryingtotake...Onit,Mom!Whowillbethefirstparticipant?Me!Oh!Me,me,me!Me!Me!Me!Me,me!Please,me?Howaboutyou?Thetall,handsomeone.Yeah.Chooseyouropponent.Letmesee.IguessI'llpick......Teetsi?Teetsi?WhydidhepickTeetsi?That'smyboy!He'sgotsomegumptionthere!Somebody,wakehimup!Allright,so,Teetsi,comeon.Let'sdothis,huh?Comeon,littletsetsefly.Let'sseeyourstuff.Bringit.-Let'sdance!-OK.ButletmewarnyouthatIamaprotegeof......FosseandRobbins!Not"dance"dance!Fight!Dancefight!Yougotit.-Ishedancing?-What'shedoing?Iknowthatboyisnotdancing.ThisisevenbetterthanIthought.Alakay,turnaround!No,Pop,it'shop,shuffle,ballchange,hipswish,turnaround.Oh,no.Alakay!Areyouhurt?Yeah,Iam.DidI...didIwin?No,son.Howcouldthishappen?Youtoldusyouwereaking.Akingdoesnotgetbeat.Iamaking.I'mtheKingofNewYork.It'smystagename.LikeforwhenIperform.Perform?Oh,no,thisishorrible!Alakayhasfailedthetest!WhowouldhaveeverimaginedthattodayZubawouldhavetobanish......hisownson?Zuba,no.Zuba,yes.Sadly,thealphalionmustcastoutallfailures.ThenI'mnolongerthealphalion.Dad,whatareyoudoing?Dad,no!Youcan'tdothis.WhocouldpossiblytakeZuba'splace?Anyone?Someone?Noone?You,sir!Iguessnot.Well,I...thisisallveryawkward,butIsupposeIcouldcarrythistremendousburden.Teetsi!Getthehat.Asyournewleader,IherebybanishAlakay!HeshallwearthisHatofShame......andleavethewateringholeforathousandyears,orlife!Whichevercomeslast.Shoo,shoo!Getoutofhere!Youshouldhavetoldusyouweren'tarealking,son!YounevertoldmeI'dhavetofightanybody!Whatdidyouexpect?!Idon'tknow!Maybealittlefatherlyadvicelike,"Hey,son,it'safight!"-You'realion!-ButIneverfoughtanotherlion!No,Iguessnot.Youdance!Andotherstuff!Yourpal,Makunga,setmeupbackthere!-Noneofthiswouldhavehappened...-Ifyouwereareallion.-Zuba!-Yeah,Isaidit!Areallion.Thanks.Thanksalot.Saw.Suture.Swab.You'reinmylight,Stephen.Youhaveabrownspotonyourshoulder.That'sveryobservant,Stephen.Asyoucansee,I'mcoveredinbrownspots.OK!Thatbonewillbegoodasnewinafewweeks.SoIdon'thavetopickoutadyinghole?No,yougotyourwholelifeaheadofyou.-Really?-Gooutandgrabitbythehorns.-Thankyou,Dr.Mankiewicz!-Breakaleg!Sweetkid.ThisspotlookslikeWitchDoctor'sDisease.WitchDoctor'sDisease?That'sthemostridiculousdiseaseI'veeverheardof.-Don'task.-Someone'sbeenknotty.Thiswon'thurtabit.Joe,ourlastwitchdoctor,hadaspotjustlikethat.-And?-Monday,Joe.Wednesday,noJoe.Wednesday,noJoe?Icanbreathe!Thanks,doc!SothisWitchDoctor'sDiseaseisarealthing?You'llfindacure.You'vegotatleast48hours!ButI'veneverheardofit.Imean...Idonthaveanypenicillin.I'llneedaCATscanjusttogetstarted!Havealionlookyouover.They'dbehappyto.Ta-da!!-Hehastalent.-Stupendousandtremendous.Betyou'veneverseenthatone!Knocked'emdeadinNewYork!-Let'sallgiveitatry!-Let'sdoit!Well,youcantryallyouwantto,butittakesyearsofpractice.You'llnevergetatightstreamuntilyoubuildupyourlipmusclestothepointwhereyoucanpurseyourlipslikethis.Yougotit?Ta-da!Howdidyou?Youguysgotitrightoutofthebox!-Ifyoucandoit......wecandoit.It'sinourblood!IalwaysthoughtIwasabitunique.Weareunique!Wearelikeaforceofnature!-Amillionpointsoflight!-Anddarkstripes!Exactlythesame!Exactlythesame.Looksimpressive,Kowalski,butwillitfly?Yes.Ifwefoldithere,hereandhere.Nice.Oh,man.MydadthinksI'matotalloser.I'veruinedmyparents'lives.Thatisdefinitelynotcrack-a-lackin'.Itislackin'inthecrackin',myfriend.I'vegottafixthis.So......there's...There'ssomethingIgottatellyou.Hey,guys.Isthisplacegreatorwhat?!I'dgowith"orwhat."Well,I'lltellyouwhat.You'renotgonnabelieveit,but......IgotadatewithMotoMoto.Who'sMotoMoto?Oh,he'ssobigandhandsomeandbig!-Knowwhat"MotoMoto"means?-Twins?Itmeans,"HotHot.""HotHot"?Whendidyoustartparlez-ingAfrican?It'sinmyblood.Don'tworry,youcanflirtaroundwithMr.HotPantsafterI'mgone.Melman,whyamItheparadeandyou'retherain?Whyareyoudrivingyourparadeundermyrain?MaybeI'llparadeinanotherpartoftown!Whoa,guys.MainStreet'smine!Well,youcanhaveit!Andyoucantakeyourhotee-totfloatandMr.HoteeMotoMoto...-Whatareyoutalkingabout?-Whatarewetalkingabout?Melman,justtellher.What?Whatareyou...Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.IguessI'llgo,then.Don'tbother.-Don'tgetuponmyaccount.-Melman!Gloria!-Ithoughtyouguyswerefriends!-Marty'sabsolutelyright.-Marty?-Marty?Marty?Whattheheckisgoingon?You'renot?Oh!Hewas...Ithoughthe...You'renothim.He's...Oh.Youthoughtthatguy......wasme?No.Imean,yes,you...Guys,comeon.YouthoughtIwashim?Youguyskindofdolookalittle...Youlookalotalike.Marty,youlookalotalike.Youlaughalike.Talkalike.Hehasthesamespeechpattern.It'salittleweird,really.Imean,comeon.Marty.Soyou'resayingthere'snothinguniqueaboutme.I'mjustlikeanyotherzebra.No.Ofcourseyou'redifferent!How?OK,Ican'ttellyouapart.Maybeyoucouldwearabellorsomething.-Abell?!-OK,notabell.Bell'sabadidea.HowaboutaT-shirtthatsays,"I'mwithstupid"?-I'mnotstupid!-Notyou,stupid!Him,stupid!Youknow,whileyou'vebeendoingtheprancingponywithyournewposse,I'vebeenhavingtheworstdayofmylife.It'salwaysaboutyou,isn'tit?Myproblemsarejustalittlebitbiggerthanyours.Icouldn'ttellyouapart.Sowhat?!Yeah,fine.Runaway,Marty!Runaway!That'swhatyoudobest!JustlikebackinNewYork!I'mrighthere.Butyoucan'ttellthat,right?Yourone-of-a-millionfriendhopesyouenjoyyourbigger-than-anyone-else'sproblemsalone!Good,leave!Idon'tneedyoutohelpmesolvemyproblems!You'readimeadozen!Ican'ttellwhichone'sMarty!Whichone'sMarty?Waitaminute.Oh,yeah,Idon'tcare!Nicehat,youshowoff!Marty......don'tgo.Giddy-up,giddy-up!Giddy-up,giddy-up!Look,Maurice!Theperfectspotformysummerpalace!Pleasefillinalltheseholesandrelocatetheriff-raff.-Who'dleaveaperfectlygoodhead?-Whatawaste.Tellmeaboutit.I'minmyprimehere.I'mterminal,youknow?Iprobablyonlyhaveanothertwodayslefttolive.That'sabummer,man.IfI,KingJulien...that'smyname......onlyhadtwodayslefttolive,Iwoulddoallthethings-I'veeverdreamedofdoing.-Likewhat?I'dlovetobecomeaprofessionalwhistler.I'mprettyamazingatitnow,butIwanttogetevenbetter,makemylivingoutofit.YouknowwhatelseIwoulddo?Iwouldinvadeaneighboringcountryandimposemyownideology,eveniftheydidn'twantit!Easyforyoutosay.You'reaking.Yes.Andyouareonlyjustasadlittlehead.Theremustbesomethingyouwanttodobeforeyoudie!-Thereisthisonething.-What?Tellme.-No,Icouldn't.-Whatisit?InevertoldGloriahowIfeelabouther.Whatisit?Pleasetellme!IneverhadthegutstotellGloriahowIfeelabouther.HowI'vealwaysfeltabouther.Fine.Don'ttellme!Isitawoman?Youdidn'ttellmeit'sawoman.Whatareyouafra