绝望的主妇第2中英对照剧本全季打包desperate housewives s02e

1--DesperateHousewives『绝望的主妇』S02E192--PreviouslyonDesperatehousewives前情提要-soundstomeasifsomeone'sletgoofhisrage.看起来丢弃了自己-there'safather.-He'sakid!她有他只是一个孩-Gabrielleandcarlostookthebaby...GabrielleCarlos-Doyoureallywannaleavethisbeautifullittlegirl-louisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.LouisaPate-Asateacher,shehadfoundthatthebestwaytocontrolunrulystudents,-wastoinstillastrongsenseofshame...-Ilefttrishaalonewiththeschoolhamsterforonlyfiveminutes.Trisha5分 -Billy'sbeenthreateningtobeatuptheotherkidsfortheirmilkmoney.Billy通过揍其他小孩的方法拿走他们的午餐费-Ofcourse,mrsPatealsoknewwhenitcametounrulychildren,当然,Pate-someparentshadmorereasontobeashamedthanothers.一些家长更有理由感到羞愧-yourmessagesaidthatparkerhadbeeninvolvedinsomesortofserious -What--what ?什么什么类型的-parkeroffereda tocindyloupeeplesifshewouldshowhimhervagina.ParkerCindylouPeeples肯让他看那他就给冰激凌-Whatkind -Ourjanitorwalkedinonthemjustascindywasliftingupherpinafore.到Cindy掀起了裙子-andthat'sallhe'lltalkaboutforweeksandweeks.他将会在接下来的几周不停的谈论它45--Oh,right.Thathappenedwithdinosaurs.是的，以前他对恐龙痴迷时就是这样-Look,Ithinkhe'sjustdevelopedanormalcuriosityaboutthehumanbody.-I'lltalktohimtillI'mblueintheface.哪怕动怒了,.-you'llneverguesswhatyourdaughteriswillingtodoforagingersnap.-It'sashamenottouseit.不使用它是-andrewvandekamphaddeclaredwarandrewvande-Thefinalbattlewasabouttobewagedatthefairviewcountycourthouse.宣战开始已经过去了六周-Ithadbeensixweekssince最终战役将在郡展70--Whethershewantedthemthereornot.不论她是否欢迎他们的到来-Thisceisamaze.这个地方像迷宫一-Whatare 的-andshesaidthatandrewwastakingyoutocourt.她说Andrew -Peterismom'ssponsorfromA.A.Peter是AA会议的联系-Justsoyouknow,we'vebeenwaitingforthishearingforweeks,-son,I'vebeenanattorney -YouandIbothknowhowthesecasescanturnintopublicspectacles.你我都知道这类会101--Thishasgottenreallyugly.事情变得很难以收拾102--That'swhywe'rehere.这是我们来这里的原因103--We'regonnaputthisfamilybacktogether.我们要将这个家庭重新团结起来104--Whateverittakes.不论什么代价110--giventhesituationthatleduptotherescue...但是考虑到他们的行为是 113--inretrospect,thenwasalittlebitrash,notentirelywellthoughtout.他们并没有计划，很匆忙的117--Andallweaskthecourtistoallowbabylily我们请求允许将118--alifetimeofthecareandloveshehasbeenreceivingfromthesolises.交给会一生照顾和爱护solis夫妇119--Asmuchasyourstorytugsatmyheart,-- 130--didthefatherhappentomentionifhenstowaiveparentalrights?这位父亲是否有计划行使监131--I'veleftanumberofvoicemails,132--buttheonlyresponseI'vegottenisatextmessage但只得到了一条息的回133--thatsays"""138--itseemsyou'rethelesseroftwoevils.143--Inthe 144--Oh,wejustneededtheone.哦，我们只需要这一个149--andshetoldmeaboutthe... dealyoumadewithcindylou.cindylou的冰激凌151--OhAreyoumad?哦，你生气了吗152--no,notexactly.不，没有157--Itdoesn'tsoundrighttome.我不是很理解162--Daddywillbehomefromhisbusinesstripinafewdays.你的还有几天商务旅行就回来166--He's ,14168--Andthenthemommyandthedaddy,然妈和.175--Whatkindofseed?什么种类的176--Oh,that'snotimportant.哦，那不重要177--Idon'tbelieveyou.我不相信你180--Nowgowashyourhandsorsanta'snotgonnabringyouanythingforchristmas.去洗手吧，否则圣诞老人不会给你任何圣诞了182--Howlongisshegonnabegone?183--Idon'tknow.Shejustwenttoshowahouse.我不知道，她去介绍一个188--Well,what'stheretotalkabout?I'mjustafoolinlove.有什么需要谈的一个陷入爱河的傻192--alittle?一点点？194--theheliumhasn'tevengoneoutoftheballoonsfromyourengagementparty.你的订婚派对气球还196--whenareyou 198--Thatthewedding'soffIsit?199--Well,isn'tit?-It'suptoyou.不是吗由你决定200--Are...areyousaying...你，你是说…201--thatyou'regonnagothroughwiththiswedding...我不要你结婚202--unlessIlyounotto?你就不结婚了?205--Thisisinsane!这太疯狂了eon.想想吧209--andIletgo.211--Youknowyouwantmeto.Justsayit,susieQ.susieQ215--I'llbeback 217--paul?!Iwasmaking s,andiheardthemostsickeningthud.我正在做甜饼，听到了最懵懂的一218--Areyouokay?你还好么?220--shorteningonmydoorstep.酥油225--andIjustlovethenameLily我喜欢Lily229--Oh,waitacouplemonths.She'llstartsleethroughthenight.几个月后，她就可以睡好觉了230--Oh,honey,please.DoIlooklikeamasochist?拜托，我像受虐狂么？236--No,it'sokay.I'llwinthisbattlelater.237--Wearenotgonnabesomeyuppiecouplepawningoffourkidonotherpeople.我们不会像雅皮士把238--Endofdiscussion.-Yeah,youshouldgo.-讨论结束-是啊，该走242--Whatisallthiscrapaboutmenotgettinghelp?为什么不让我找帮手246--ThenI'llbeabletorelaxonceinawhile,249--Dowhatmymam*did--像我一样-251--Mymam*workedherfingerstotheboneforme.我为我拼死拼252--Andthat'swhatputherinanearlygrave!因此她才短命255--andIdon'tknowwhatyou'vebeen ngtodrivehimcrazy.也不知道你为什么让他发疯256--Bottomline--是--258--It'snowtimeforyoutwotokissandmakeup.是言归于好的时候259--Andjusthowarewesupposedtodothat?那要怎么做？260--Here'sathought...是这样…267--thebraincantricktheheartintolettinggoofresentment.大脑可以心灵丢弃一切怨269--Um,I'msorry,dad,butIthinkmyrelationshipwithandrewAndrew的关系270--isjustabitmorecomplicatedthanwoulditkillyoutoatleasttry?--试一下会死272--foryou,grandpa.为你，273--That'smyboy.这才是我孙子277--so,um,whogoesfirst?那么谁先来?280--Iforgiveyou.我原谅你290--andforgetallthisnonsenseaboutemancipation.忘了什么“独立”的蠢话293--Yousee,I-Ican'tliveinacewhereI...我不能295--Whatareyoutalkingabout?你说什么296--Well,couldyoulivewithawomanwhohitsyou?你能和的住一起么？297--BreeIslappedhimonce,andhedeservedit.-Bree!我扇过一巴掌，他应得的298--Well,Ijustaskedhertostopdrinking.让她别酗酒302--givenhow edyouwerewhenyouranoverourneighbor'smotherwithyourcar.考虑到，你曾怎样醉醺醺地开车碾过邻居的母亲 306--Andhewasthesameguywhokilleddad!也是他杀死308--inamall!在商场里311--Idon'twannabelateforthemovie.316--allofyouroldfeelingsresurfacing.旧时的感觉会重现317--No,hisfeelings.不,他的感觉318--He'stheonewiththefeelings,notme.他是有感觉的,不是我321--Oh,no?Well,howdoyoulikethis--是么?你觉得这个怎样322--I'mnotgonnagotothemovieswithyou.我不和你去看323--You'regonnamakemegobymyself?你要去?325--Infact,ifyoulovehimsomuchwhydon'tyoumarryhim?事实上,.327--Oh,youknowwhatIthinkwe'regonnaneedsomenapkinswiththis.我觉得需要些328--Oh,okay,I'llgoback.好,我去拿331--I'mbeggingyou,please,actlikeyouknowme.求你装作认识我332--Susan?Hey!Susan?嘿!333--Mike,hiwhatasurprise.Mike,hi!342--butlastweek,Iwaslookinginhermouth而上个星期，我看着345--thankyousomuchforhel 346--Hey,I'mgreatinacrisis.我 处理347--well,Idefini ypickedtheright tositnextto.我一定选对了人348--Actually,isthisseattaken?事实上，这里有人么？349--NoOkay,youcansharemypopcorn.--353--I'lljustwaittillthelightsgoout,andthenI'll...354--whileIgetthisgoing,canyoubringoutthebuns?等我弄好了，把面包拿出来356--what Youallright?--357--Thisisn'tlighterfluid.It'sgasoline.不是打火机油，是汽油359--How'dthatgetinthere?怎么搞的361--Somethingsmellsgoodoverthere.闻起来很香362--Well,Idon'tunderstand.我不明白363--Isshetryingtokillyou?364--No,she'stryingtopissmeoff.不，她想惹毛我367--butIdoknowI'mnotgonnayalong.我可不奉陪369--Andbringyourappetite.带着胃口来370--gaby,thebaby.Gaby,孩子372--Gaby,IhaveseveraljobinterviewstomorrowIneedmysleep.Gaby,我明天有面试，需要睡眠373--Whataboutmysleep?那我的睡眠呢？ minutes?WhenamIsupposedtohavealife?40378--Allyouhaveto stakecareofthebaby.你所要做的仅仅是照顾孩子eonIwon'tmakeyoudowindowstomorrow.哦，来吧，我明天不会让你擦窗户了396--Thankyou.谢谢397--Eleanor,Ithoughtyou'dgonetobed.Eleanor,我以为你睡了398--Oh,no,notyet.Ihadtodomyhairnow.没呢,我还要做头发399--There'sneverenoughtimeinthemorning.早上没时间的402--Yourfatherandihavedecidedtotakeandrewbacktorhodeislandwithus.404--Andwhoseideawasthat?谁的主意?405--Andrew'S.Andrew的406--ButhenryandIfeelit'stherightthingtodo.我们觉得这样做是正确的 ynot.绝对不是409--thetwoofyouwillwindupincourt,最终会闹上411--DoyoureallythinkthatIamenjoyingairingmydirtylaundryinpublic?你真以为我喜欢把家丑外扬413--ButIcan'tbackdownbecauseheismyson, 425--Well,somepeoplepraisechildrenevenwhentheydon'tdeserveit.427--Withyou,IhadtoworkforeverykindwordIevergot.428--Well,youalwaysresentedmebecauseofmyhighstandards.430--Iresentedyoubecausethosewerekick-asspeanutbutter 435--Youknow,partofbeinganadultisadmitting,438--DoyoureallythinkthatIamafailureasaparent?你真的认为我是一个失败的母亲？439--well,I'dlovetolieandsaysomethingsupportive,好吧，我愿意说谎，说一些支持的话443--Sosorry.Ijusttakebreak.对不起，我刚休息了一会447--Youknow,I'mverygratefulforeverythingyou'vebeen 448--Sotothankyou,Iboughtyoua 449--Andyoucantakeawholedayoffandjustreallypamperyourself.你可以休息一整天，放松一下450--Really?-Mm-hmm.-真的？-唔452--Oh,thankyou!哦，谢谢你！ 454--Allright,lilyneedstobebathedandputtobed.好吧，lily需要、睡.459--soshecanstayprettyandthinandyoucanbeproudofher.461--Ihopeyougettoexperienceitoneday.希望有一天你也拥能有这种体验462--becauseit'snotabigdeal!因为这不算什么！463--"it'snotabigdealOkay!It'snotthatfaraway.--464--RightOh,it'snotthatfaraway?Dude,it--whatever,okay?--哥们，它——465--Youdidn'tevencareto 466--justin,whathappened?justin，怎么啦？467--Andrewjusttoldmehe'smovinginwithhisgrandparents.Andrew471--Ilovehim.我爱他475--Yes.I'dbecurioustoknowjustwhatitisyouseeinhim.恋他们把我赶出了家门477--TheysaidIhaddebasedtheentirefamily他们说我令整个蒙480--hesaidthatishouldbeashamedofthem,'causetheyweretoostupidtoknowhowgreatIwas.因为482--Hedoesn'ttakecrapfromanyone.Howcanyounotlovesomeonelikethat?488--I'mprettysurethatIcouldfindawaytokeepandrewfrommoving.我一定能找到办法491--Oh,hiHey,mrsMccluskey.--嘿，Mccluskey492--Sohowdideverythinggo?一切都还好吧？495--Ithinkhermolarsarecomingin.她开始长牙497--Andthetwinsfoughtovertheremote.There'snothingnewthere.双胞胎在为争抢而厮打这500--parkerofferedmeafudgsicleifIwouldshowhimmyvagina.parker说如果我给他看我的他就502--Ijustgotthisoutofthezerasecondago.我刚从冰箱里拿出来503--Uh,yeah.Ofcourse.No,sorry.uh，是的，当然，不，对不起504--Apparently,parkerwantedtoputasunflowerseedinsideme显然，parker508--Hewasaskingaboutthebirdsandthebees,andI他问有关两性关系的基本，509--fudgedafewofthedetails.捏造了一些细节510--Well,he'sonly yearsold.好吧，他只有7岁512--Idon'twannarobhimofhisinnocence.我不想让他失去天真的本性515--Givethemallthegorydetails.们一些淋的细516--Andthenwhenthey'regoodanddisgusted,youshameem. lthem isdirtyandwrongandheshouldn'ttalkaboutit,你们性是肮脏的他们519--andifhedoes,he'sgoingstraight 521--Spokenlikeatrueliberalidiot.说起话来真像是个真正的自由主义522--No,I'mnotgonnashamemyson.不，我不会为我的儿子感到羞愧 lingya,itworks.嗯，我告诉你，这有效果526--anditkeepsmefromhavingtospendtheafternoontalkingaboutmywoo-woo.530--justincaseyoueverwantedtopurposelysitnexttomeatamovie,so...535--Sotheex-boyfriendhasnoideayou'resecretlymarriedtotheex-husband,那么你的前男友对于你543--yes,thosearetherelevantyers.是的，这些都是有关的人545--NowI'mabsolu yhorrifiedthatI'mabouttosaywhatI'mabouttosay,546--butthere'snobodyelseIcantalktowhowon'tjudgeme.547--Andsinceyou'reacompletestrangerI'llprobablyneverseeyouagain由于你是一个完全的陌生人548--unlessIrandomlyrunintoyouonthestreet,除非我在马偶然遇见549--inwhichcase,you'llignoreme'causeyouknowhowcrazyIam.552--doesthatmakemea 554--Layitonme.555--Itdoesn'tmakeyoua 556--butitdoesmakeyouA...但是这的确使你显得是个…557--well...asucker.好吧…一个糟糕的人560--Ifyou'rehavingfeelingsforaguylikethatIsayrun564--butlikeIsaid,ifyou'reinterestedinatoothwhitening,569--I'llbebackinalittlewhile.572--Imean,withthenewbabyathome,I'msurprisedyoumadeitatall.我是说，房子里有个宝宝，我很惊讶你把一切都打理得井井有条 lme,howare 580--Thingshavebeenalittletenseathome,andIneededanhourtorelax.582--oh,bytheway,whileIwasthereIsawyour,uh,oh587--Areyousure?Iwastalkingtoherinthe roomforabout 和她谈了有20分钟588--WhatYeah,--589--apparentlyyougaveheragift .显然你给了她一张卡作为.596--Myinterviewgotcanceled.我的采访取消了597--oh,that'smylittlegirl.oh，那是我的小599--That'smygirl.600--hey,letmetakeheroffyourchestsoyoucandoyouryoga.hey601--NoNo,no,no.We're 602--Aren'twe,lily?是不是，lily？606--That'swhyyoubroughtmedownhere?那就是你叫我来这里的原因？608--ItisIneedtohavesomebodytodancewith609--soIcanseeiftheseguyshavethepowertohelpmegetmygrooveon.那样我就可以知道这些人是不是可以调动起我的最佳状态612--Youlikeitlaid-backandromantic,don'tyou?你喜欢松弛浪漫的，不是吗？613--Guys,canweysomethingmellow?伙计们，我们可不可以来点柔美的？614--No,don'tbother,'causeI'mgoing.不，不必麻烦了，因为我要走了616--youaresobeautifulthatwasnotacoincidence.--620--Ialsorememberthatyouarenningonmarryingsomeoneelse.我还记得你在计划娶另外一个621--Notifyoudon'twantmeto.如果你不想让我娶的话eon,susieQ.来吧，susieQ624--andIknowIhaveneverstoppedlovingyou.我也知道我没有停止爱过你625--Okay,youwantthetruth?Okay，你想知道吗？630--Iseethesameweakcowardthatwalkedoutonmethreeyearsago.634--andthebandisgood. are 640--We'retentingfortermites.Wegotaworkorder.我们在灭蚁，我们接到了一个工作订单641--Signedbywho?是谁签字的？643--I'veneverbeensoembarrassedinmywholelife.在我的一生中，从来没有这么尴尬644--They'resupposedtobetentingmyhouse.他们应该罩起我的房子646--muchachos,micasaest*aqu?muchachos,micasaest*aqu?（西班牙语652--ahhhey,hey!--653--Hey,youokay?Didyouhearthat?--655--Godknowswhatwould'vehappenedifyouhadn'tbeenhere.天晓得如果不在的话他会干什 eon.，，，走 660--youcan'taskpeoplethingslikethat.你不可以问别人这种事情"668--Why?becauseit'snotanappropriatesubject.--670--Becauseit'snot.因为那不是671--Why?Ugh!--呃！672--Becauseit'sdirtyandwrong,andI'llwashyourmouthoutwithsoapThat'swhy.因为那很肮脏、无耻我会用肥皂洗你的嘴！674--lynettesawalookonherson'sfaceshehadneverseenbefore...lynette在她儿子的脸上看到一种675--andshethoughtofthelookhehadonhisface676--whenhehad eobsessedwithdinosaurs...当他迷上恐龙的时候…677--obsessedwithbaseball迷上篮球的时候679--Anditoccurredtolynette突然之间，lynette 686--Andthoughshedidn'tknowitatthetime,687--itwouldbeanotherthreeyears 689--KarlWhat'sgoingon?karl690--Uh,I'monmywaytoa 691--I-Ijustwantedtoletyouknowthattheweddingisoff.我，想让你知道，婚礼取消694--atleast,notinthewaythatshedeserves.至少，不是以那种她应得的方式697--Imean,Ihopeitwasn'tbecauseofme,becauseItoldyou--—698--itwasn'tforyou.这不是因为你702--Iwasacowardthreeyearsago704--AndIwasbeingacowardwithedie.edie711--we'llcrackopenabottleofwine.我们可以开一瓶酒eon.来吧715--Oncewetapeuptheseboxes,wecanstartloadingthecar.723--Thesearesomeofandrew's 724--Idon'tapprove,butboyswillbeboys.我不赞同，但是男孩子总是那样725--Oh,henry,stoplookingatthatfilth.henry，别盯着这些秽的东西看726--Idon'tgetit.729--Thisisalljustabunchof...731--Sweetmotherofgod.What 732--Idon'tknow,andIdon'tevenknowwhatI'mlookingat.我不知道，我甚至不知道我在看什么733--Henry,thisis ographyforho-homo 736--andwewerehavingsuchanicetime.我们过得那么开心737--Bree,is...isandrew...gay?bree,andrew是不是…？738--Oh,dad,andrewhateslabels.oh，，andrew厌恶被贴739--I'msureit'sjustaphase.我肯定这是一个阶段而已743--Maybenot,butit'snolongermyconcernnowthathe'llbelivingwithyou