中考阅读-幽默故事篇

幽默故事篇2010年厦门中考AAyoungmanwaswalkingthroughasupermarkettopickupafewthingswhenhenoticedanoldladyfollowinghimround.Thinkingnothingofit,hecontinued.Finally,hewenttothecheck-outline,buttheoldladygotinfrontofhim.“Excuseme,”shesaid,“I’msorryifmystaringat（盯着看）youhasmadeyoufeeluncomfortable,it’sjustbecauseyoulooklikemyson,whomIhaven’tseenforalongtime.”“Whatapity,”repliedtheyoungman,“isthereanythingIcandoforyou?”“Yes,”shesaid,“asI’mleaving,canyousay‘Goodbye,mother!’?Itwouldmakemefeelsomuchbetter.”“Sure,”answeredtheyoungman.So,whentheoldwomanwasleaving,hecalledout,“Goodbye,mother!”Ashesteppeduptothecheck-out（收银台,hesawthathistotalwas12.50.owcanthatbe?”heasked,“Ionlybuyafewthings!”Theclerkreplied,“Yourmothersaidthatyouwouldpayforher.”Theyoungmanwasthatday.A.doingsomeshoppingB.havingawalkC.visitinghismotherTheoldladystoodtheyoungmanonthecheck-outline.A.besideB.behindC.beforewasn’tanhonestpersoninthisstory.A.TheclerkB.TheoldladyC.TheyoungmanAtlast,whattheyoungmanhadtopaywaswhatheexpected.A.morethanB.lessthanC.asmuchasWeknowfromthestorythattheoldlady.A.likedshoppingB.hadasonC.paidnothing20112011■■■■■AItwasaveryhotday,andtherewerenotreesalongthestreet.MrSmithclosedhisshopearlierthanusualforaveryimportantappointment.Hewentoutintothestreetandbeganwalkingtothebusstop.Hewasveryfat.Thesunwasshiningbrightlydownthestreet,soonhewassweatingallover（浑身是汗）.AsmallboycameoutofanothershopinthestreetandfollowedMrSmith.Hestayedverynearhimallthetime,andhekicked（踢）MrSmithsshoesforseveraltimes.MrSmithlookedathimangrilyeachtime.Afterthefourthtime,MrSmithstopped,turnedroundandsaidtothesmallboy,“Whatareyoudoing?Stopfollowingmelikethat!You’regoingtohurtmyfeet.”“I’msorry,butdon’tstopme,please!”thesmallboysaid,“It’sveryhottodayandthereisn’tanyothershadeinthestreet!Ifyouweretheboy,whatwouldyoudoduringsuchahotday?TOC\o"1-5"\h\zThestorywouldmostprobablyhappenin.A.springB.summerC.WinterMrSmithwasa.A.shopownerB.bankclerkC.busdriverMrSmithwasgoingtoaappointment.A.bybusB.onfootC.bycarTheunderlinedword“shade”inferstoaplacewhichis.A.wetterB.coolerC.hotterTheboykeptfollowMrSmithinthestreetbecauseinhiseyesMrSmithwaslike.A.thesunB.amapC.atree20122012■■■■■A“You'llhavetotakecareofthebabytoday,”awomantoldherhusband."I'mnotfeelingwell.""Thenyoumuststayinbedandrest,dear"herhusbandsaid."I'llbepleasedtolookafterourbaby.""Bytheway,shallIdotheshoppingforyouaswell?"herhusbandasked.Thewomanwasverygladandsaid,"Thatwillhelpmeverymuch.I'llgiveyoualistofthingstobuy"Shewroteoutthelistandgaveittohim.Themantookthebabytothesupermarketandputhimintheshoppingcart.Thenhepushedtheshoppingcartalongtherowsofthingsandlookedforthosethatwereonhislist.AtfirsteverythingwasOK,butthenthebabybegantocry.Thenhestartedtoscream.Andscream!AndSCREAM!Keepcalm,George,themansaid.ontgetexcited.ontshout,George.ontloseyourtemper,George.Awomaninthesupermarketheardhimsayingso.Shewalkeduptohim.“Ithinkyouarewonderful,”shesaid.“YouaresopatientwithyourlittleGeorge.”“Madam,”themansaid,“I’mGeorge.He’sEdward.”Themantookcareofthebabyinsteadbecausehiswifewas.A.illB.busyC.angryThebabycriedsohard.A.athomeB.inthesupermarketC.inthestreetWhenthebabywascrying,thefatherkepttakingtoforrelaxing.A.hisbabyB.thewomanC.himselfThispassagemeans.A.calmdownB.shutupC.walkonThebabysnameis.A.GeorgeB.EdwardC.Scream20132013■■■■■IwasgoingtobedtheothernightwhenmywifetoldmethatIhadleftthelightonintheshed("-).Shecouldseeitfromthebedroomwindow.AsIlookedformyself,Isawthattherewerethievesintheshedtakingthings.Iphonedthepolice,buttheytoldmethatnoonewasinthisareatohelpatthistime,buttheywouldsendsomeoneoverassoonastheywerefree.IsaidO,hungup,andwaitedoneminute,thenphonedthepoliceback,ello,Iustcalledyouaminuteagobecausetherewerethievesinmyshed.Well,youdonthavetoworryaboutthemnowbecauseIvekilledthemall.Withinfiveminutesthereweresixpolicecarsinthearea.Ofcourse,theycaughtthethievesveryuickly.Oneoftheofficerssaid:IthoughtyousaidthatyoudkilledthemIrepliedwithIthoughtyousaidtherewasnobodyfree1:Therewerethievesinthe.A.shedB.bedroomC.kitchen2:Themanwhenhefoundthethieves.A.caughtthembyhimselfB.calledthepoliceatonceC.didnothingbutwait3:Thepolicesaidthatsotheycouldntcomeandhelpatfirst.A.itwastoofarB.thecarwasbrokenC.theywereallbusy4:Thepolicewhenthemancalledthemagain.A.founditboringB.tookitseriousC.letitgo5:Thethieveswereattheendofthestory.A.lostB.killedC.caught20142014■■■■■ABengoestoaflightschoolandaskstohavehelicopterflyinglessons.Theowneragreesandasksaninstructortoshowhimhowtoflythehelicopter.Afteracoupleofhours,theinstructorsays,OK,youcangonow.Havefun!SoBenstartsupthemotorandtakesoff.Hegoesuptoabout500metresandthenradiosin.Imdoinggreat!Iloveit!Lotsofbeautifulsights.Atabout1,000metres,Benradiosinagain.Thisiseasy!Thentheinstructorwatchesasheclimbsover1,500metres.AndnowshesbeginningtoworrybecauseBenhasntradioedin.Afewminuteslater,theinstructorwatcheswithfearasBencrashes（飞机失事）abouthalfakilometeraway.TheinstructorrunsoverandpullsBenfromthewreckage（残骸）.Whathappened?theinstructorasks.Idontknow.Benreplies.Everythingwasgoingfine,butasIgothigher,Iwasstartingtogetcold,soIturnedoffthebigfanthingandthen.Bentakeshishelicopterflyinglessons.A.athomeB.ataradiostationC.ataflightschoolTmunicateswithsomeonebyradioputstheradioinsideturnsontheradioAtaheightofaboutmetres,theinstructorisstartingtoworryaboutBen.A.500B.1,000C.1,500Accordingtothepassage,weknowthatBen.waskilledinthecrashabouthalfakilometerawaywasdoingfinewiththeflyingatdifferentheightswasfeelingcoldonthehelicopterbeforethecrashThepossiblereasonforthecrashisthatBen.shutoffthebigfanthingonthehelicopterrefusedtotalkwiththeinstructorkeptradioinginonthehelicopter20152015■■■■■Twomenweregoingthroughaforest.“Iamafraid,”saidone,“thatwemaymeetwithwildanimals”“Fearnothing,friendQuickwit,”criedtheother,whosenamewasBraggart.“Iftheycomeatus,weshallstandbyoneanotherlikemen.Ihaveastrongarm,astrongheart,and-”“Hark!”criedthefirstinfear,asalowsoundwasheardfromsomewherenearby,Braggart,whowaslightandnimble,climbedupatreelikeasquirrel（松鼠）,leavinghisfriend,whowasnotsoactive,tofacethedangeralone!Quickwitcoulddonothingbutthrowhimselfonthegroundandpretended（假装）tobedead;forhehadheardthatbearswouldnevertouchadeadbody.Innotimethebearcampuptohim,sniffed（用鼻子吸气）athim.Quickwitdidnotdaretomove;andthebear,thinkinghimdead,wentoffintothewoodagain,leavinghimquiteunharmed!WhenBraggartsawthatthedangerwasover,hecamedownfromthetreeandtriedtopassoffthematterwithajoke.“Well,myfriendQuickwit,”hesa