查莉成长日记双语剧本台词S01E01

1、查莉成长日记S01E01GoodluckCharlieS01E01嗨Charlie看看你Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.再看看我也多可爱AndlookhowcuteIam.我是你的姐姐TeddyItsyourbigsisterTeddyhere,我在拍视频日记AndImmakingthisvideodiary来帮你立足于我们这个Tohelpyousurviveour.特别的家Specialfamily.嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhow

2、toeatbananas.哦这是妈妈Oh,andtheresmom,今天早上看起来最可爱了Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.没心情拍Notinthemood.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay.Ithinkyouvehadenoughbananas.14我们改吃点甜豌豆吧Sowereswitchingtosweetpeas!你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Youregonnalovethem.Look,mommythinkstheyresoyummy.非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,ok

3、ay?哦那是你的大哥PJOh,andtheresyourolderbrotherPJ通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doingtodayshomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.19这不是今天的家庭作业Itsnottodayshomework.20这是昨天的家庭作业Thisisyesterdayshomework.21你可能有机会和你哥哥Theresachanceyoutwowillbe一起念高中哦inhighschooltogether.哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh,andtheresdadpreparingforanotherdayswork.他靠杀虫来赚钱Heki

4、llsbugsforaliving.25宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey,comeon.wevebeenthroughthis.我不是杀虫Idontkillbugs.我是害虫防治专家Imapestcontrolspecialist.一样啊Eitherway.29现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Sonowyouvemetthewholefamily.30忘记某人了吧Forgettingsomebody?31Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe!nonono.Ididntforgetaboutyou.32你是压轴的Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.33Charlie那是你

5、的小哥哥GabeGharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.你想对Charlie说点什么吗YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?你毁了我的生活Youruinedmylife.好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay,soitstakingGabealittlebitlonger来适应你因为你就是个惊喜Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.惊喜应该是好事啊Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.卡And.cut.大家听着Okay,gang,listenup.我今

6、晚要回医院工作Imgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,所以我想让你们全都待在家SoIwanteveryonetostayathome44-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait-no,mom.我今晚不能待家里Imnotgonnabeheretonight.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.你的意思是借学习之机Dontyoumeanstudlydate.和Spen

7、cer约会吧WithSpencer?哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划Imsorry,Teddy,butyourejustgonnahavetoreschedule.但是爸But,dad-52-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了-Bob!-Uh,dadsnotavailablerightnow.妈妈别误会我的意思Mom,donttakethisthewrongway,但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well,becausethr

8、eekidswasjusttooeasy.胆小鬼才只生三个Threesforquitters.57Teddy你不至于去和AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoschedule一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧astudydatewithaboyIvenevermet.拜托作为爸爸，有责任Comeon.asdad,itsmyresponsibility知道我孩子的每个生活细节toknoweverydetailofmykidslives.是吗Ohyeah?62我上的是哪个学校？WhatschooldoIgoto?嗯以某个总统命名的Um-theonenamedafterthatp

9、resident.嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey,youknowwhat?Ivegottodriveyoukidstoschool.我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Letsgo.-Wait,Ihaventhadbreakfastyet.快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐Comeon,letsgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday我从没吃到过-我们走吧-Nevergotit.-Letsgo!我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Ivegottagetyouto.Roosevelt?-Lincoln.记住了Gotit.71生活搞得一团糟Daysallburnttoast72就要迟到

10、爸爸在叫Runninglate,anddadsays73我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我闭上双眼咬口早餐Iclosemyeyes,takeabite跳上车子放声大笑Grabaride,laughoutloud就在这里我们的家Thereitisupontheroof我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Ivebeenthere,Ivesurvived所以听取我的建议Sojusttakemyadvice宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy80可是我知道你会有美好未来ButIknowyourfutureisbri

11、ght宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby不要怀疑Thereisnomaybe一切终会如你所愿Eveythingturnsoutallright生活有悲有喜Surelifeisupanddown可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround你会喜欢将来的你Youregonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby老公我去上班了Bobhoney,Imleavingforwork!这是Charlie的生活安排Okay,honey,heresCharliesschedule.这上面写着什么时候喂她Itt

12、ellsyouwhentofeedher,什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Bigdaddysgotthisallundercontrol.好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay,justbecausethatsonyourbarbecueapron你就当真了Doesntmakeittrue.97如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmh

13、erdown.98它们到处都是拜托你小心点Theyreallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful-99-它们到处都是-亲爱的-Theyreallovertheplace.-Honey.你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved养育了三个孩子intheraisingofthreekids.哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh,yeah?Whensmybirthday?103-5月12号-11月23号-July12th.-November23rd.记住了Gotit.祝你好运CharlieGoodluck,Charlie.拜拜Mwah!B

14、ye.拜拜Bye.嗨爸爸Hey,dad?109-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.好说吧Okay,fireaway.一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?112-可以-谢了-Yeah.-Thanks.那是什么作业科学问题吗Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?不是Nope.115我来开门我来开门Illgetit.Illgetit.116我来开门其他人都不许碰Illgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!117-你好-你好-Hi.-Hi.好啊Hi!

15、我是Teddy的爸爸ImTeddysdad.很高兴见到你先生Nicetomeetyou,sir.嗯Spencer和我要学习了Uh,SpencerandIarestudying122-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?123是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?124你不用Notyou.125-Teddy-什么事-Teddy.-Yeah?我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.是啊不能在图书馆Yeah,at

16、thelibrary.哦对Oh,right.那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay,sothenyouvetalkedtoheraboutthis?我当然说了OfcourseIdid.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了Imean,Im-ImprettysureIdid.只不过我每天和不同的人ItsjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople说不同的事aboutsomanydifferentthings.134你们家怎么有个这么巨大的虫子？Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?朋友那个That,myfriend,叫做沙螽isthejerusalemcricket

17、,外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.138-我是个害虫专家-又来了-Imanexterminator.-Herewego.139嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable-“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Bobsbugsbegone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobYeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?好吧你们要做家庭作业Okay.youvegothomeworktodo.143我要去换尿布了Ivegotadiapertochange.她的不是我的Hers-notmine.我

18、还没老到那地步呢Iaintthatold!我还是上楼去吧Imgonnabeupstairs.147-Gabe出去-好吧-Gabe-out.-Okay,fine.148不过有个帅哥什么时候来啊Butwhensthathotguygettinghere?149出去Out!150-小孩子-嗯-Kids.-Yeah.151哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.152没关系我们看一本就行Oh,thatsokay,wecanjustsharemine.153-可以吗-完美-Isthatokay?-Perfect.好Good,因为这都只是为了学习CauseImallabo

19、utthelearnin.156-我去拿铅笔-哦我有-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone.157我想我把铅笔忘在学校了IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.158我也是Metoo.159女士们先生们Ladiesandgentlemen!160有请PJ和感应乐队PJandtheVibe!161哇看来你就住在那个怪小子PJ的隔壁啊Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoortothatweirdPJkid.嗯他不在隔壁Hmm.Yeah,hesnotnextdoor.他在楼下Hesdownstairs.而且

20、他是我哥Andhesmybrother.哦哦抱歉Oh!oh,Im-Imsorry.我也是Yeah,metoo.等下等下等下停停Waitwaitwait!stopstop!168Emmett开头你应该用强拍的Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat.哥们我是打击乐器Dude,Impercussion,让我“打击”Letmepercush!拜托了两位Forcryingoutloud,guys!你好嘛Whatsup?你们能小声点吗我们正在学习Canyoupleaseturnitdown?Weretryingtostudy.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界N

21、ocando,sis.Theresonlyonelevelinrocknroll.那就是响亮Andthatisloud!我想我们可以体谅一下你妹妹Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.17拜托Excuseme,178这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.179“感应”就没发言权吗Sowhat,theVibedoesntgetasay?180我我就是感应IImthevibe.181是啊了解了Yeah,Igotthat.182所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Oh,soyougotmyvibe,h

22、uh?183我还是回去吧Imgonnabeoverhere.184-关小声点-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.185我不会安静的Iwillnotbesilent!186hey!187如果再逼我下来的话IfIhavecomedownhereagain,188这个会插在某个地方thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse189Okay?对了她和谁一起学习呢Yo,whossheuptherestudyingwithanyway?是不是又一位美女Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?是她

23、迷恋的男生Someguyshestotallyinto.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠Icantbelieveshescheatingonme.她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人Shesnotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist.不对我们只是关系进展比较慢而已No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly.196-不你们没关系-有-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.197-没有是你的幻想-不是-No,itsallinyourhead!-no,才不是因为连我妈都知道我们的关系itsn

24、ot,causeevenmymumknowaboutit好了我们学到哪儿了Nowthen,wherewerewe?其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser.好了细胞呼吸作用Allright-cellularrespiration.202-你介意吗-一点也不-Doyoumind?-notatall.203趁这个时候Whilewereatit-204-你们干嘛呢-噢Gabe-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh!gabe!205-你想怎么样啊-吃晚饭-Whatdoyouwant?-Dinner!一整天都没人给我做饭N

25、obodysfedmeallday!我也算这个家的一员对吧AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Theresahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge自己去吃吧Knockyourselfout.好了所有兄弟都搞定了Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof.太好了-不会再有人打搅我们了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions.Teddy-哦天呐-Teddy!-Oh,god!你想干嘛-我需要你-Whatdoyouwant?!-Ineedyou照看

26、下宝宝towatchthebabyforasec.不No!不No!不准告诉你妈Nobodytellsmom!到这儿来CharlieComehere,Charlie.好了Oh,yes.220-Charlie没事-哦但是我有事-Charliesfine.-Ooh!ButImnot.嗯TeddyUh,Teddy,叫PJ去发动油门TellPJtofireupthebugtruck,我想我得去趟医院IthinkIgottagotothehospital.还有Teddy接下来你得照顾下宝宝Oh,andTeddy,youregonnahavetowatchthebaby.不好吧No!Okay.放松点十分钟后

27、就到医院Relax,bethehospitalin10mintues知道了拜托尽快Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.噢哇我的屁股在燃烧Oh,wow!Mybuttisonfire!真是见鬼了Thatissoweird!上周Emmett和我写一首歌Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong就是这句话Withthatexactsametitle.那太好了儿子但是请你别唱了Thatsgreat,son.justpleasedontsing-233-我的屁股在燃烧-别唱了-Mybuttisonfire!?-Stopit.234烫的面积和轮胎一样大Itsthesizeo

28、fatire!235别唱了Stopit!236-拳打甲壳虫-噢你在干嘛-Punchbuggy!-Ow!Whatareyoudoing?!237238拜托你好好开车啦Couldyoudrive,please?!239-你想玩认车牌游戏吗-不想-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame?-No!240密歇根州（车牌）Michigan.241-也许我该走了-不-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了Um,shesalmostdonewithbottle然后她就会睡觉了Andthenshellgorighttosleep.我们就能约会-学习了Thenwec

29、anstudly-Imeanstudy.我们学到哪儿了Now,uh,wherewerewe?246Okay.247-哦-什么是细胞呼吸作用-Yeah.-Whatiscellularrespiration?就是葡萄糖及其他化合物Thatswhenglucoseandothercompounds发生氧化反应释放化学能oxidizetoproducechemicalenergy,250-还有水和二氧化碳-嗯-waterandcarbondioxide.-Mm-hmm.也被称为屁Alsoknownaspoop.哦老天Oh,boy.忍着点老爸Hanginthere,dad.哇屁股火区扩散了Wow!But

30、tfirespreading.255-医生在哪里-我去找找-Wheresthedoctor?-Illgosee.等等等等等等Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.等等我们不要让妈知道我们在这是不Wait.wait.Wedontwantmomtoknowwerehere,right?所以小心点Sopleasebecareful.不要引人注意Justtryandblendin.老爸拜托Dad,comeon.261这么帅怎么可能不引人注目Itshardforthistoblendin.那就想个办法Justfiguresomethingout.想个办法figuresomet

31、hingout.想个办法figuresomethingout.妈妈Mom!你是医生吗Yourethedoctor?是的Yes.我是Iam.我是医生Iamdoctor.是Chandrasooleewan医生ShhChandrasooleewan.271-你是印第安人吗-我们更愿意被称为美国原住民-AreyouIndian?-WeprefertobecalledNativeAmerican.你真的是个医生吗Areyousureyourearealdoctor?你看起来太年轻了Youlookkindayoung.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Yousoundlikemywife.好了嗯Okay,uh-你哪儿

32、出问题了Whatseemstobetheproblem?有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了Ihaveafishhookinmylip!278-怎么搞成这样的-我爸不擅长钓鱼-Howdthishappen?-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman.嘿我爸不擅长下楼梯Hey,minesnotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman.那么So-我猜你得有九十七磅吧Imguessingyourea97-pounder.嘘乖宝宝Hush,littlebaby快睡觉Gobeddy-bye284Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩Teddywantstokissareallycu

33、teguy.怎么样了Howsitgoing?不错孩子快睡着了Well,weregettingthere.啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere?288Emmett你怎么还在这儿Emmett,whyareyoustillhere?289我在找厨房Well,Iwaslookingforthekitchen,290但是我好像不小心进了舞厅ButIseemtohavestumbledupontheballroom.291-你好-Teddy我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人-hello?-Teddy,itsMrsDabneyfromnextdoor.我没看见你的猫No,Iha

34、venotseenyourcat.我打给你是因为你弟弟Imcallingaboutyourbrother;他要把我家都吃空了Heseatingmeoutofhouseandhome295Gabe离我的馅饼远点Gabe!Stepawayfromthepie!知道了我马上来Okay,Illberightthere.等下Spencer我两分钟后回来Allright.spencer,Illbebackinliketwominutes.千万别走Emmett出去走走Dontgoanywhere.emmett,gosomewhere.你对我的女朋友有何居心Sowhatdoyouthinkyouredoing

35、withmygirlfriend?她才不是你女朋友Shesnotyourgirlfriend好吧也许我们两个该到门外Okay,maybemeandyouneedtostepoutside.这样你就能送我上自行车了Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.303你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗Youheretogivememyspongebath?304-PJ-嗨妈妈-PJ?-Hey,mom.305你在这做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我告诉你我不会做什么吧IlltellyouwhatImnotdoinghere-我不会给多毛的人做擦浴的Givingspongebathstobigha

36、iryguys.所以妈妈有什么事吗So,mom,whats-whatsthehapps?什么Whats-嗨亲爱的Hey,honey!311-Bob-干的漂亮儿子-Bob!-Nicework,son.312好了到底出什么事了Okay,whatsgoingonhere?313爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了Dadfelldownthestairsandbrokehisbutt.314-你那时没抱着孩子吧-呃抱着呢-Youwerentholdingthebaby,wereyou?-Um,yes-315然后没有再然后又抱着了Thenno,thenyesagain.316Bob你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了B

37、ob,youpromisedmeyouwerentgonnadropthisone!亲爱的听着这只是个小意外Honey,look,itwasjustalittleaccident.顺便说句我那一接太精彩了Oh,andbytheway,fortherecord-anamazingcatch!我就知道我犯了个大错误Iknewthiswasahugemistake.320我不应该回来工作的Inevershouldvegonebacktowork.宝贝没事的Sweetheart,thisisallgonnabeokay.不不才不会没事No.no,itsnot.这也太难了我做不来Itstoohard.I

38、cantdothis.我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作Imean,whatmademethinkIcouldgobacktoworkfulltime一边照顾好四个孩子andtakecareoffourkids?我是个糟糕的母亲Imaterriblemother.不不你不是的Nono,yourenot.328听着如果真要说，我才是个糟糕的父亲Look,ifanything,Imahorriblefather.329我知道Iknow!你们两个冷静点好吗Wouldyouguyschill?你们是很棒的父母Youregreatparents.我TeddyGabe现在都很不错啊Teddy,

39、gabeandmeturnedoutprettygood.是的别难过了Yeah,comeon.我们还是做对了不少事情Wevegottobedoingsomethingright.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了Imean,hey,lookatthis-oursonsadoctor.我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作Imserious.Withbothofusworking,可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了PoorlittleCharliedoesntstandachance.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾孩子的Comeon,noonesgoingsoloonthis.我们几个小孩都会帮你的Allusk

40、idsaregonnahelpout.340不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错Andifcharliegetsalittlemessedupalongtheway,341我们会一起承担责任的Wecanallsharetheblame.342Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室DrChandrasooleewantotheoperatingroom.343真是忙个没完啊Itneverends!我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你Sorryaboutthat,MrsDabney,butyou也许不该让他进门的probablyshouldntlethimin.我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进

41、来的Ididntlethimin.Hecrawledthroughthecatdoor.348Gabe你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Gabe,istheresomethingyouwanttosaytoMrsDabney?349有Yeah.350你明天晚上打算做什么？Whatareyoufixingtomorrownight?351352修理猫洞Thecatdoor.我会保证锁好它的Gonnamakesureitslocked.好了我想我们要走了Okay.Ithinkweredonehere.355-晚安-是的-Goodnight.-Itisnow.356好了我们回家吧Allright,l

42、etsgo.你在干嘛-哦现在你突然-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh,sonowyouresuddenly对我感兴趣了-Gabe你是我弟弟-interestedinme?-gabe,youremylittlebrother.我从来都没对你感过兴趣Iveneverbeeninterestedinyou.我开玩笑呢Imkidding.到底怎么了Whatsgoingon?自从这个宝宝来到世上Eversincethebabyarrived,每个人都总是忽略我Everyonesbeenignoringme.我觉得我是隐形的IfeellikeIminvisible.365我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子

43、Imjustthelosermiddlekid.就像你一样Likeyou.当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊JustbecauseImamiddlekiddoesntmakemealoser.那是什么让你变得窝囊了Thenwhatdoesmakeyoualoser?我不窝囊拜托Iamnotaloser.Okay?我本来也是最小的AndIwasababyonce.然后你来到了这世上Andthenyoucamealong.开始我也不开心AndIwasnothappyaboutit.373但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想ButthenyoupeedonPJandIthought,374嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Hey,givethekidashot.听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样Look,some