摩登家庭 -第2季第1集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

1、Honey,doyouneedmetomovethecar?亲爱的要我把车开出去吗No,itsnothing.Imalright不不用我能行Ohno!Ironcross,shesgoingdown不铁十字给我力量它要栽了Ohno!Ironcross,shesgoingdown铁十字纳粹德军勋章Ohgod!Phil.当心菲尔-Youokay?-Yes.Iam.-你没事吧-没事Iamokay.我没事Honey,whydowekeepthiscar?亲爱的我们为什么要留着这辆车Itsaclassic!这车老经典了No,itjustsitshere.不它只是空占地方Andtheseatbeltsdon

2、twork.安全带也坏了Thedoorsstick.Itleaksfluids.门也卡还漏油Wehaventputfluidsinitin10years.我们也十年没给它加过油了Well,Imgonnafixallthatanyway.我会把这些毛病都修好Andthen,uh,itsgonnabeHaleyscar.然后送给海莉Oh,werenotgivingthiscartoHaley.我才不要给海莉Itswaytooeasytofitamattressintheback.车后座都宽得可以放床垫了Remember?当年这车可是我们的洞房啊Oh,no.Weresellingit.要命了这车必须

3、卖What?!什么Unlessyoudontthinkyoucan.除非你觉得你卖不出-Really?-Yeah.-此话当真-是的-Seriously?-Youcant.-确定当真-绝对当真Youhonestlythinkthatsgonnawork?你确定我卖不掉Youcantsellit.就是卖不掉Youknowwhat?话说Youcaninsultalotofthingsaboutme.你怎么羞辱我都可以Myhair,myvoice,mybalance-boardexercises.发型啊声音啊平衡板游戏啥的Butdontinsultmyselling.就是不要羞辱我强大的销售能力Tha

4、tcrossesaline.过分了哈Whatline?Oh,youdontseeit?过在哪里你瞧不见?ThatscauseIjustsoldit.因为我以光速给它卖了ThatscauseIjustsoldit.摩登家庭第二季第一集Whilethespray-tannedstarletclaims当这个美黑小星星声称tobesixweekssober,sourcesdownundersay:自己有六个星期没嗑药时知情者爆料道Shehasbeenbar-hopping她就像一个嗑药过量的袋鼠一样likeacoked-upkangaroo.蹦啊跳啊混迹于酒吧Ah,whatsdaddyreading

5、toyou?爹地给你读什么呢IfIhavetoreadtheveryhungrycaterpillar如果还要我再读一次Onemoretime,Iwillsnap.饥肠辘辘的毛毛虫我会抓狂的-oh,itsnotthatbad.-Iwillsnap!-哪有那么差劲啊-别逼人家So,um,Ilaidthetoolboxoutside,那啥我把工具箱拿到外面了Andallthesuppliesareready,所有的材料也都准备好了AndIthinkwearegoodtogo!可以开工了Terrific.好极了Arentyougonnachangeintoaworkingmansoutfit?你不打

6、算换身工人套装吗No,Imgood,不用了AndIdontthinkworkmenreallycallthemoutfits.况且我不觉得工人管它叫套装WearebuildingaprincesscastleforLily.我们要给莉莉建一座公主城堡Uh,itssomethingeveryfatherwantstobeabletodoforhisdaughter.这是每个父亲都想给他女儿建的Youknow,andIfancymyself并且我把自己幻想成asabitofacastledesigner.这个城堡的设计师Ihavedoneafewsketches.我画了一些草图Whichwehav

7、earchivedsowecanusethekit.那些以备后用这样我们就能用组装套件-Mm,yeah.-Thekit.-对-套件Uh,thekit.Which,uh,weregonnadotogether.套件我们夫妇一条心一起做IampetrifiedtodothiswithMitchell.要跟米奇尔一起做这个还不如杀了我Hebuiltacoupleoftheatersetsincollegeorsomething,他大学的时候做过几个戏剧的布景什么的Andnowhethinksheknowseverythingaboutbuilding.就以为自己是建筑帝了Well,hedoesnt.

8、但他根本不搭边Everyhome-improvementprojectthatweveundertaken.每次我们家要做改造Hasbeenanear-deathexperience.都让人好想死好想死Maketheappetizers.Andthenwellbe.做开胃菜然后.Ifanaccidentdoeshappen,Ihopehekillsme.如果真出了啥意外我希望他一下解决了我BecauseIdontthinkIwouldbeaveryinspiringdisabledperson.因为我觉得我不会是个乐观向上的残障人士Honey,relax.亲爱滴放亲松Shesnothereye

9、t.她还没来Youmightwanttoplayitalittlecooler.你最好蛋定一下别猴急猴急的Youdontwanttoscareoffyourgirlfriend.要不会把你女朋友吓跑的Shesnotmygirlfriend!她才不是我女朋友Shesjustcomingovertostudythelifecycleofsilkworms.她只是过来跟我一起研究蚕的生命周期Oh.Sheshere.嗷她到了Sheshere!okay,howsmyhair?她到了那啥我头发不乱吧Ithoughtitwasjustafriend.是谁说只是朋友来着Iheardthat.我可听到了Iwas

10、ntwhispering.我故意的Manny,openthedoor.Makeherfeelwelcome.曼尼去开门让她感受什么叫宾至如归Kelly!Goodmorning.凯莉早上好Uh,Imgladyourehere.欢迎你来我家Um,thisismyMom.这是我妈Nicetomeetyou!很高兴认识你哦Inmyculture,在我们的文化里mothersareveryclingytotheirsons.母亲都灰常粘儿子Infact,theleadingcauseofdeathamongColombianwomen其实呢哥伦比亚妇女死亡的首要原因iswhentheirsonsgetm

11、arried.就是她们的儿子要结婚ButImnotlikethat.但是我不会这样IjustwantmyMannytobehappy.我只要曼尼高兴就好哩Manny,whydontyougiveyourfriendKellyanempanada?曼尼叫你的朋友凯莉吃肉卷馅饼Oh,no,thankyou.不了谢谢Itrytostayawayfromtransfats.我尽量避免摄入反式脂肪Oh,Imsureonewontmakeadifference.哎呀呀就吃一个没啥滴啦TheyreMannysfavorite!这是曼尼的最爱哟I.thinkImgoingtostopeatingtransfa

12、ts,too.我我也不要吃反式脂肪了Mom?Whenwasthisfrom?妈这是在哪拍的Oh.ThatstheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.这是我跟你爸去看玫瑰杯的时候拍的Oh.ThatstheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.玫瑰杯于加州举行的美式足球赛-Incrediblegame.-Yeah.-那场老精彩了-是啊Mom,youlookreallypretty.妈你看起来真美Thankyou,sweetheart.谢谢你宝贝儿So,whathappened?那后来怎么回事Well,Lukey,everyonegetsol

13、der.小卢克人人都会变老嘛Justcausepartsofyourmomarentwhattheyusedtobe,即便你妈的风采不再itdoesntmeam.也不代表.Imean,whathappenedinthegame?我是想问比赛后来怎么样了WegotourbuttskickedbyPennstate.我们输给了宾州队Theparadewasawesome,though.但是游行非常棒AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.是安吉拉兰斯伯里担任司仪AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.著名女演员Goodtime,shewrote.

14、美好的记忆她写道Okay,comeon,guys.Letsgetbacktoit.行了继续收拾Noonesgonnabuythisheaplookingthisway.堆着这么多东西没人会买的Hey,mom,whichoneisthegarbagecan?恶妈妈垃圾丢哪边Um,it.丢.Honey,youcantthrowthataway.乖乖这个不能丢Itsblankety.这是小毯毯Itsdisgusting.可它有够恶心No,sweetie,youlovedblankety.怎么会亲爱的你以前可喜欢它了Youwouldntgoanywherewithouthim.你上哪儿都要带着它Yea

15、h,untilLukethrewuponit.哈直到卢克吐在上面Yeah.哈哈Iusedtothrowupallthetime.我年轻的时候老吐Rememberbuckety?还记得呕吐桶桶吗Oh,lookatthis.看这个Whatisthat?这是什么Wewenttothebeachoneday,那天咱们去海边andLukehadsuchagoodtime.卢克玩得很开心Thathewantedtobeinghomeajarofsunshine.所以他要带一罐阳光回家Sohecouldalwaysrememberit.这样他就能永远记着了Doyouremember,honey?还记得吗亲爱

16、的Oh,no.no,no,dont.dontopenit.不不不别别打开Youreallythinkyoutrappedsunshineinthere?你真以为你把阳光收进罐子里了Imjustlettingyouknownow,我现在通知你们Imnottakingcareofhimwhenyouguysdie.你们死了之后我绝对不会管他的Stop.Itssweet.别说了这样做很可爱的Stillfeelshot.还热热的好吧Hey!Itsthatguywhocamebyearlier.刚看车那家伙来电话了Hewasreallyinterested.貌似很想买Whatwashisname?Sho

17、ot!他叫啥来着快告诉我Well,youcantbeinsalesandnotrememberpeoplesnames.做销售千万不能忘记客户姓名ThatswhyIliketousewhattheycallminimonicdevices.所以我用迷你联想来帮助记忆Theyrelittletrickstohelpyouremember.这是帮助记忆的小诀窍Um,liketheotherday,ImetthisguynamedCarl.就像那天我认识了个家伙叫卡尔Now,Imightforgetthatname,现在我或许忘了他的名字ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-s

18、hirt.但我记得她穿着一件GratefulDead的汗衫ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.GratefulDead美国摇滚乐队WhatsabandliketheGratefulDead?有什么乐队像GratefulDeadPhish.Wheredofishlive?Phish鱼生活在哪里跟鱼读音相近Phish洞为美国摇滚乐队Theocean.海洋Whatelselivesintheocean?什么东西生长在海洋Coral.珊瑚Hello,Coral.你好卡罗他本想卖弄却记错了Coral意译珊瑚音译卡罗与卡尔音似Ithinkitsmnemonic.我记得这

19、是助记口诀I.IthinkIdremember.啊我觉得我没记错Okay.行吧Youcandoit,dad.老爸你一定行的Okay.好吧Helookedlikethedrummerfromforeigner.他看起来像是个外国鼓手Now,foreignersfromFrance.这个外国人来自法国Francerhymeswithants.法国和蚂蚁押韵英文单词读音Antsruinapicnic.蚂蚁破坏了野餐Whatsup,Nick?哈啰Nick和野餐后缀音同Really?是吗Really?真的吗Well,thatsgreat.那太好了Yeah,no,swingbyanytime.Werehe

20、reallday.随时欢迎我们一整天都在Thanks.谢谢Guesswhat?你猜怎么着YousaidIcouldntsellthis?谁说哥卖不出去Well,youregonnabeeatingahumblepie.你自打嘴巴了吧Stuffedwithcrowandabigsideofsorry,高兴不起来了吧真对不住了嘿causeIjustdid.我给它卖了Inyourface,girlwiththenegativetattoo!当你的面卖出去了叫你老否定咱爷们Honey.亲爱的Wait.等等No!不Whoa.Someonedoesntliketolose.有人输不起了Honey.宝贝Ho

21、ney!宝贝儿Imsorry.对不起Imsorry.对不起WhenIwokeupthismorning,Ihatedthatcar,今早一睁眼我还很烦那辆车andeventhinkingaboutitmadememad.就连想起它都让我抓狂Butthenwhenweweregoingthroughit,但是我们一起经历了这么多andblankety.还有那个可爱的小毯毯allthatstuff.Ijust.所有这一切我只是Thethoughtofthatwholepartofourlifedrivingaway.一想到那些美丽的日子就这样随车而逝了Wecankeepblankety.我们可以留

22、着小毯毯嘛Idontwant.但我不想.Lookatthem.看看他们Comeon.Aminuteago,theywerebabies.好像昨天他们还都只是小宝宝Andnowtheyredriving.今天呢连车都会开了Andsoonwellallbedead.然后我们也不久于人世了Whoa!Youreleavingoutafewgreatminutesthere.打住你咋能忽略掉死前的美好时光呢Retirement,oldage.退休啊颐养天年啊Coolchairthatgoesupthestairs.超级酷的爬楼梯自动椅子啊Yeah.Imsorry.是啊对不起Im.beingridicul

23、ous.我不该胡思乱想Dontapologize.Iloveyouwhenyourehuman.不用道歉我就喜欢你充满着人情味Listen.听着Hey!listen!听我说Wedonthavetosellthecar.车不卖了Oh,sweetie,ofcoursewedo.亲爱的当然要卖Itdoesntmakeanysensetokeepit.没理由要留着它Well,whatcanIdotomakeyoufeelbetter?那我该怎么做才能让你感觉好点Nothing.什么也不用做Unlessyoucanbuildmeatimemachine.除非你给我造一台时光机Honey.亲爱的Until

24、someonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormhole除非有人能想办法Untilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormhole虫洞宇宙时间和空间壁上的洞fromcollapsinginonitself.阻止虫洞的倒塌Thatsjustapipedream.否则就是痴人说梦Sure.是啊Phil!comeonback,phil.菲尔想都别想菲尔Well,Ifoundthe.我找到了.Ifoundthenailgun.我找到了射钉枪Oh.Yay.噢太好了Theweirdestthing.itwaswrappedinanoldtowel奇怪的是它给裹在

25、一条旧毛巾里stuffedinaboxonthetopshelfofthecloset.塞在盒子里在壁橱最顶上Well,justsetitdownonthecounter.赶紧把它放在柜台上Headsup!小心Oh,dad,whatareyoudoinghere?老爸你来这干嘛Im,uh,just,uh,returningthatcrockpotthatGloriaborrowed.我只是来还歌洛莉亚借的电锅Oh,yeah,Iforgotyouhadthatcrockpot,Jay.我都忘了这码事了杰Well,werejustgettingreadytobuildLilyaprincessca

26、stle我们正准备给莉莉建造一座公主城堡ifyou.如果你.-Wanttohelp?-Yeah,sure.-想帮忙-当然没问题Oh.Well,ifitsokaywithyou,Mitchell.只要你不介意的话米奇尔Oh,yeah!oh,no,dad.好啊我没问题老爸Oh,rememberhowmuchfunwehad还记得当初我们一起做书架的时候吗whenwebuiltthatbookshelftogether?多美好的回忆呀Thatwasmyvietnam.那简直就像打了场越战AndIwasinvietnam.我确实参加过越战Oh!Lookatus!看看我们哦Threeconstructi

27、ondudes!我们就是工匠三兄弟Dad,Imgonnagetyousomeworkmangloves.老爸我去给你拿几副专用手套Ihaveablueandcamel.我有蓝色的和驼色的Whatsyourpreference?你喜欢哪个颜色的Surpriseme.你懂的Wouldntitbeeasier如果我们把东西都整理到同一个笔记本上ifwehadallourstuffinthesamenotebook?那不就轻松多了Youthink?你这么觉得Imean,werealwaysgoingbackandforth.这样我们就省的总是来回翻了Illjustputmythingsinyourno

28、tebook.我把我的笔记夹到你的本子上okay.好的Whowantschocolatemilk?谁想喝巧克力奶呀Sure,mom.我要妈妈-Sohowisitgoing?-Great!-进度如何呀-好极了Kellysmovingherstuff凯莉在把她的笔记intomynotebook.都搬到我的本子上Thisissudden.速度还真快啊Itjustfeltright.应该的Oh,youknowwhatyoushoulddo?你应该这样Putapinchofsaltinthechocolatemilk.在巧克力奶里放一撮盐Itreallybringsouttheflavor.提味得多Sa

29、ltisforthepopcorn.吃爆米花才用盐呢Thatsoundsgood.听起来对味Youwouldntlikeit.你不会喜欢的MaybeweshouldletMannydecide.也许我们该让曼尼自己决定Okay.好滴Heresthesalt.给你盐Wellseewhathelikes.我们看他选哪个Wow!天啊Thatsreallygood!好喝翻了Tryit,mom!妈妈你试试Idontcareforit.老娘对这无爱Itwasdelicious.其实很好喝IfinallygotLilydownforanap.终于把莉莉哄睡了WhereisMitchell?米奇尔在哪里Hes

30、notsupposedtobeunsupervised!怎么能没人看着他呢Dontworry.没事Igothiminthegarageputtingflagsonthespires.我让他去车库给塔顶插旗子Okay,perfect.哦那就好Itsbetterthatway.Nobodygetshurt.这样最好省的有人受伤了Wedonthavetoputflagsonthespires.插旗子这事儿也省了Yeah.是啊Allright,letsgetthisroofon.好了我们来盖上屋顶Itssupposedtosnaprightintoplace.应该咔嚓就扣上了Hey!嘿Whatchag

31、otgoingonoverthere,Jigsaw?你干的怎么样了电锯哥电锯惊魂里的杀人狂Well,IthoughtthatIwouldgetstarted我觉得我得从吊桥开工onthe,uh,drawbridgewhileyouguysworkedontheroof,so.屋顶就归你们了所以.Youalldonewiththeflags?!你的旗子都插好了吗Yeah!当然Yeah,ittookmelike15minutes.十五分钟就搞定了Itwasaloteasierthanyoumadeitouttobe.哪里像你说的那么麻烦Dosomething,Jay.杰怎么办Uh,Mitch?!米

32、奇Yeah.干嘛Howaboutyoumakeussomesandwiches?你去弄点三明治吧No.No,wereinthemiddleofthis.不成不成我们还没完工呢No,IthinkwhatJayssayingis,不是杰的意思是说whydontyougosortsomebolts?你为什么不挑点螺栓来No,Isortedthebolts.不用我已经挑好了-Allofem?-Thereweresix.-全部吗-一共就六个W.whatsgoingonwithyoutwo?你们俩不对劲啊Areyou.areyoutryingtogetridofme?难道是想把我甩开不成Uh.,Mitch

33、.呃米奇Oh,mygod.Youare.天你们真是闲我碍事Youre.youre,like,incahoots.你们居然狼狈为奸Mitchell,Igetscared,whenyourearoundtools,米奇尔你一碰工具我就害怕Honey,itsdangerous.亲爱的这太危险了Forme,foryou,对你对我for.ourroses.对我们的花花都是威胁Worksbetterthisway,kid.孩子他说得对Imean,castlegoesrightup,我是指顺利建好城堡Nobodygetsslicedinhalf.没人给一切两半Doyouknowhowinsultingthi

34、sis?Iwas.你们也太小看人了吧我可是Iwasaninternatthesongbirdsummerplayhouse.我可是在歌鸟夏季剧院实习过的DoyouthinkthatthetownofBrigadoon你们以为南海仙境那出戏justmagicallyappeared?就嗖一下变出来了吗Well,intheplay,itdid,but.theset.当然戏里看着是这么回事但是那个布景thesetwasbuiltwiththesetwohands!那个布景是我用这双手搭的Mitchell.Mitchell.米奇尔米奇尔TheVonTrappmansion,Evitasbalcony.

35、还有范特普庄园艾维塔的阳台Okay.Okay.算了算了Oh,whereareyougoing?你这是要去哪Imgoingonawalk,我要暴走了and,oh,yeah,Icanstilldothatbymyself.哈没错我还能自己走Watch.Oh,IhopeIdontgethurt.看着嘿哦好害怕会摔倒哦Oh,god,whoputthatdoorjambthere?哦妈呀谁这么缺德放个门柱在这儿Ididntseeit.害我没看见Iranrightintoit.直接撞上去了Oh,no,Itripped!Walkingissohard!哎呀糟糕绊着了走路好难的说Thatonedidntloo

36、klikeitwasonpurpose.刚才那下可不像是故意的Itwas!就是故意的Justafewmoresteps.还有几步路Oh,sorry!对不起!Step!Step!Sorry!有台阶有台阶对不起-Phil?!-Sorry,sorry.-菲尔-对不起对不起Itsgonnabeworthit.这一跤绝对值No,itsnot.绝对不值Dontlistentoher.别听她瞎说And.开.-Ow.Ow.Ow!-Sorry.Dontstruggle.-嗷嗷嗷-对不起不要乱动Stopstruggling.不要乱动Great.Itsourcar.好惊喜啊我们的车Notacar.Kids?不只是车

37、哦孩子们ti.what?时什么Tonight,ClaireDunphy,weareturningbacktheclock今天晚上克莱尔邓菲我们把时钟拨回toasimplertime.那纯真年代.whenfamiliespiledintotheirstationwagons,当年那个咱一家挤在旅行车里pickedupsomeburgers,捎上一些汉堡andwentonapicnicuptograngerpoint.去郊外野餐的日子Honey,wedonthavetodothis.亲爱的没必要吧Listentoher.她说得对No,itsgonnabegreat.Italkedto.不啊会很好玩

38、的我跟那个France,ants,picnic.法国蚂蚁野餐%Y%&*.Nick,andhesnotpickingupthecartilltomorrow.尼克说了他明天才来取车Wehaveonemorenightoffamilyfun!我们还能来一次家庭大聚会Whatsgonnabefunaboutit?能有啥意思Listentohim谁说不是-Onlyeverything.-Onlynothing.-啥都有意思-啥也没意思Okay,kids,youknowwhat?好了小朋友们Yourfatheristryingtodosomethingnice,你们老爹要做好人好事soIwouldapp

39、reciateitifyouwouldstopyourwhining你们少抱怨点儿多好andjustgetinthecar.赶紧上车Stilldoesit!屡试不爽Oh,my!啊哈Comeon,getin,getin!快点快点进去Imjustsaying,thekidsgottalearntoletthingsgo.我不得不说他得学会释怀Well,thisisatouchysubjectforMitchell.这对米奇尔是个敏感话题Hewantstofeellikearegularjoe,likeyouandI.他就想体现男子汉的一面就像咱俩Oh,pardonnez-moi.哦不好意思Ipre

40、ferthechampagneDijontothestandardyellow.比起普通香槟我更倾向于第戎香槟Youknow,thereareafewareasthatdefineusasmen,要证明自己是纯爷们方法很多你懂的likesportsandconstruction.比如运动健身还有木工啥的Mitchelljustwantstofeellikehes.米奇尔只是想证明自个是partofthemanclub.爷们俱乐部中的一员Isntthatwhereyouguysmet?你俩不就那地儿认识的Iknowyouremakingajokebecauseyoureuncomfortable

41、,我知道你这开玩笑是因为基佬氛围让你不适soIllletitslide.我当没听见andwemetatanorgy.我们在性派对上认识的Comeon.淡定Ijustthinkitscrazy,thatsall.我就觉得那啥太疯狂了仅此而已Sowhatifhecantswingahammer?他拿不稳锤子又怎么着Lookatallhehasdone.要看他好的一面啊Lawschool,greatcareer,providingforhisfamily.法律学校出身事业蒸蒸日上还能养家糊口Thatsmanly,too,isntit?未必还不够爷们Imean,theclassicalsense.传统

42、意义上很不错了Well,yes,Imean,Ithinkitalsotakesabigman对是同样我觉得toquithiscareerasamusicteacher辞去音乐老师的工作回家养孩子andraiseachild.也是爷们所为Youreaman,too,Cam.你也很爷们小卡Thankyou,Jay.谢谢杰Wait.Garnish.Weremen.等等忘了装饰再爷们notcavemen.也要讲究啦Mygreat-great-grandfather我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷helpedbuildtheBrooklynbridge.参与过建造布鲁克林大桥AndIheardthat,untilth

43、edayhedied,我听说在他有生之年里everytimehepassedit,hewasfilledwithsuchpride.每每经过大桥一股自豪感便油然而生Hedsay,theresalittlebitofmeinthatbridge.他会说这桥有我一份功劳IknowthatImnotthehandiestguy,我知道自己不手巧butImstillaman,但我是男人嘛andIwanttobeabletolookoutintomyyardandsay.我只希望能望向自家后院深情道出theresalittlebitofmeinthatprincesscastle.这公主城堡有我一份功劳

44、Oh,no.No.No,no,no.No.哦不不要啊No.Oh,no.不要啊Hey,mom.嘿妈妈Kellysparentsareontheirway.凯莉的父母马上就要来了Sheinvitedmetogoouttodinnerandamoviewiththem.她邀请我和他们一起吃饭看电影Isthatokay?你批准吗Oh,but.哦可是.IthoughtthatyouandIweregoingtothemoviestonight.不是说好咱俩去看电影吗Youknow,toseethatonewithShiaLabeouf.就是希亚拉博夫演的那个呀Youknow,toseethatonewi

45、thShiaLabeouf.变形金刚男主角Well,maybewecangotothemovieanothernight.我们可以改天晚上去看呀W.whatswrong?怎么了Oh,nothing.没事啦Justmyheart.小心脏好难受Okay,sueme.好呀告我去呀IamaColombianmother.我就是一个哥伦比亚妈妈Imnotgonnalethimmakeamistake我才不会让他犯错误thatisgonnaaffecthimfortherestofmylife!影响我滴一生Hislife!他滴一生Manny,曼尼IthinkweshouldtalkaboutthisKel

46、lygirl.我觉得是时候谈谈凯莉的问题了Isntshegreat?她是不是巨好Ithinkshereallylikesme.我觉得她对我有意思Whywouldntshelikeyou,baby?Ofcourse.她怎么可能会对你没意思呢当然啦Go.Havefun.去吧玩开心呀Imgonnawearmyburgundydinnerjacket.我决定穿那件酒红色西装Ofcourseyouare.穿去吧Isayweapologize我觉得应该先道歉andjustfinishthecastletogetherlikehewanted.然后按照他的意思一起把城堡修好-Didyouhidethenai

47、lgun?-Absolutely.-你有把射钉枪藏好吧-必须的cause,Imean,yousaidthatbefore.问题是上回你也这么说来着No,I.不是我.Oh,mygosh.Itsfinished.哦天啊已经盖好了Whatthehell?Mitchelldidthat?什么情况米奇尔干的吗Yes.Yes,Mitchelldidit.对啊对啊就是米奇尔干的Whosthebitchnow,bitches?傻眼了吧贱人们Honey,itlooksbeautiful!亲爱的真漂亮Well,yeah,becausewhenyoutwowereinside当然啦你们两个在里面enjoyingyo

48、urlittleteaparty,Iwasouthere.搞家家酒的时候我一人在这里outheregettingstuffdone.辛苦干活Imsorry.我错了Weshouldnthaveunderestimatedyou.我们不该小看你Youknowhesstuckinthere,right?看出来他被困在里面了吧Oh,yeah.太明显了Uh,hey,kid,CamandIaregonnagocrackacouplecoldones.嘿儿子我和小卡要去喝点冰啤酒Youwanttojoinus?你要不要一起啊No,no,youknowwhat?不用了Imjustgonnastayherean

49、dgetsomestuffdone,我就留下把剩下的活做完butyou.youtwoladiesenjoyyourlightbeers.你们两位小姐进去喝点淡啤吧Howdoyouknowwerehavinglightbeers?你怎么知道我们要喝淡啤Weonlyhavelightbeers.家里只有淡啤So,well,listen.听着-Hereisahammer.-Idontneedit.Idontneedit,though.-锤子在这里-放这儿干嘛我又不用-Andthisisascrewdriver.-ButImnotgonnauseit.-这个是螺丝刀-我又用不着Andyoujustco

50、meoninwheneveryouwantto.你想喝酒就进来Illbeinat.yeah.马上就来Yousureweshouldntgethimoutofthere?你确定不用把他弄出来No.Hewouldneverforgiveus.不用否则他永远不会原谅我们的Hesaveryproudman,yourson.你儿子自尊心强着呢Bird!Bird!鸟鸟Bird!ah,oh,mygod!oh,mygod!有鸟天啊啊啊Yeah,Imprettyproudofmyselfrightnow.我现在可自豪的很啊Ohh!oh,mygod!我的妈呀Calmdown.淡定Luke,honey,slowdown.卢克宝贝慢点吃Noonesgonnatakeyourfoodaway.没人跟你