短的英语对话笑话大全英语短篇笑话大全爆笑.doc

1、短的英语对话笑话大全 英语短篇笑话大全爆笑笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。下面是WTT带来的短的英语对话笑话，!短的英语对话笑话篇一Seeking to survive 求生A sick man was about to die.The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth.He looked down at the sick man and said: “I think you would like to know the facts, so

2、I should tell you that you are very sick now.Do you want somebody to e to see you?”“Yes,” the sick man answered in a very feeble voice.“Who is it?” asked the doctor.The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, “Another doctor”.有个病人快要死了，医生决定对他讲实话。他看着病人：“我想你会希望知道实际情况的，所以我应该告诉你，你已经病得很重了。如今你希望有什么人来看

3、你吗?”“有啊，”病人答复，声音非常微弱。医生问：“谁呢?”这时病人略微重了一点的口气答复说：“另一位医生。”短的英语对话笑话篇二Congratulations 恭喜“I'd like you to e right over,” a man phoned an undertaker(承办人), “ and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife.”“Your wife!” gasped1 the undertaker, “Didn't I bury her two years ago?”“You don't unde

4、rstand,” said the man, “You see I married again.”“Oh,” said the undertaker, “Congratulations!”一位男子给殡仪馆老板打 ：“我希望你能来我这里主持我可怜的妻子的葬礼。”老板吃力地说：“你的妻子!我在两年前没有埋葬她吗?”男子说：“你不知道，我又结婚了”“噢”， 老板说，“恭喜恭喜!”短的英语对话笑话篇三The personals 征婚启事Things were really getting worse after the war.Life became so difficult that a lot o

5、f people lived in want(在贫困中).A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: “Owner of a truck would like to correspond1 with a widow2 who owns two tires.Object: matrimony(结婚).Send picture of tires.”战后情况真是越来越糟了。生活变得非常困难，缺少东西的人很多。有一家报纸曾给一个需要轮胎的人登过一个这样的广告：“一部货车的车主愿意和一位备有两个轮胎的寡妇通

6、信。目的：成婚。 要把轮胎的照片寄过来。”短的英语对话笑话篇四A shipwrecked sailor 一个遭遇海难的水手A sailor was the only survivor1 of the shipwreck2.He had to stay on a desert island for three years.One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day.When a small boat cameashore3, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper an

7、d said, “The captain suggests you read what's going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued.”一个水手是船只失事后唯一的幸存者。他不得不在一个荒岛上待了三年。有一天他非常快乐地看到一艘大船停泊在海湾了。有一只小艇驶到岸边来，一个军官把一捆报纸递给他，对他说：“船长建议你看看这些报纸，理解世情后再告诉我们，你想不想被挽救。”短的英语对话笑话篇五High pay 高薪A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy.He

8、thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed ne_t door, “How much does he pay you?” His office boy replied, “I get two thousand dollars a year.He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice.”一位著名的律师老是给他办公室的勤杂工讲课，认为这对他