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1、关于英文笑话故事5篇 关于地球日的英文笑话从文化的角度对英语幽默笑话进展分析p ,英语教学中对英语幽默笑话的有效利用是培养文化知识的一种重要途径 。下面是WTT带来的关于英文笑话故事，!关于英文笑话故事篇一a lieMom: “Which banana do you want, Victor?”Victor: “I want that one of the greatest.”Mom: “Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one.”Victor: “Mom, I must lie to be polite?”妈妈：“你要哪一只香

2、蕉，维克多?”维克多：“我要那只最大的。”妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”关于英文笑话故事篇二Two Birds 两只鸟Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the s

3、parrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.教师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。教师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。关于英文笑话故事篇三Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't

4、 know, father.Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?Tom: Our teacher, father.父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们教师谈过，如今我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?汤姆：我们教师，爸爸。But the tea

5、cher cried 可是教师哭了关于英文笑话故事篇四Three Turtles 三只乌龟Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, “ Go home and get the umbrella.”The little turtle replied, “I will, if you don't drink my offee.”“We won'

6、t,” the other two promised.Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, “Well, I guess he isn't ing back, so we might as well drink his coffee.”Just then a voice called from outside the door, “If you do, I won't go.”三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”最小的乌龟说，“假

7、如你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟容许说。两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”关于英文笑话故事篇五Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?”“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by you