经典的英语笑话故事大全_经典英语故事大全

1、经典的英语笑话故事大全_经典英语故事大全 在人们的日常生活及交往当中，幽默笑话无处不在。它作为一个普遍现象，受到了不同领域学者的关注，讨论涉及心理学、哲学、修辞学、.学等众多学科。共享经典的英语笑话故事，盼望可以关心大家! 经典的英语笑话故事：who runs faster? two guys were walking through the jungle. all of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. one of the guys took out a pair of nikes from h

2、is bag and started to put them on. the other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those? his friend replied, i dont have to outrun it, i just have to run faster than you. 经典的英语笑话故事：one side of the case 一面之辞 a judge asked our group of

3、 potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. i cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. the man nodded his head. youll be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. we only listen to one side

4、 of the case at a time. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。 "我的左耳听不见。'那人告知法官。 "你的右边耳朵听得见吗?'法官问道。那人点了点头。 "你将被允许加入陪审团，'法官宣布。"我们每次只听一面之辞。' 经典的英语笑话故事：a doctor and a lawyer a doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop

5、le describing their ailments(疾病) and asking the doctor for free medical advice. after an hour of this, the exasperated(激怒的) doctor asked the lawyer, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when youre out of the office? i give it to them, replied the lawyer, and then i send them a bill. the doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. the next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. when he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. 看了&