【小学爆笑英语笑话故事大全】20个英语笑话爆笑超短

1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑【小学爆笑英语笑话故事大全】20个英语笑话爆笑超短 笑话是日常生活中人们消遣消遣的一种常见语言现象, 常常消失在谈天对话、书籍或报纸杂志等。我整理了学校爆笑英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读! 学校爆笑英语笑话故事：i am acting like a lady one day when womens dresses were on sale at the fareast department store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. but he soon found him

2、self being battered by frantic women. he stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. you there! challenged a thrill voice. cant you act like a gentleman? listen, he said, i have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. from now on, i am act

3、ing like a lady. 我要表现得象位女士 一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位名贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发觉自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 "你干嘛?'有人尖声叫道，"你莫非不能表现得象位绅士吗?' "听着，'他说，"我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。' 学校爆笑英语笑话故事：how much is it? it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot

4、of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. they went to a lot of shops, and mrs. hermann bought a lot of things. she often stopped and said, look, joe! isnt that beautiful! he the

5、n answered, all right, dear, how much is it? and took his money out to pay for it. it was dark when they came out of the last shop, and mr. hermann was tired and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home. suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, look a

6、t that beautiful moon, joe! without stopping, mr. hermann answered, all right, dear, how much is it? 多少钱? 严冬来临，荷曼太太想选购一大批东西，所以她就始终等到周六丈夫有空的时候，她拖着他去商店付钱连带拎包裹。他们去了很多商店，荷曼太太买了一大堆东西。她常常停下脚步说道："看，乔伊!那个多美丽!' 他总是回答："好吧!友爱的，多少钱?'然后掏钱去付款。 他们从最终一家商店出来的时候夜幕已经降落，荷曼先生已精疲力尽了。他心里想着其它事情，比如在家里暖暖的火炉

7、边呷口美酒。突然他太太仰视天空，说道："看那月亮多美，乔伊!' 荷曼先生不加思考答道："好吧，友爱的，多少钱?' 学校爆笑英语笑话故事：three whistles i promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, i let out a long, low whistle. and how much are they then? i asked, pointing to anothe

8、r tray. you, sir, replied the jeweler, about three whistles. 三声口哨 我答应过我的女伴侣过生日进送她一条金项链。可是当珠宝商报出我们看中的那条项链的价格时，我低低地打了个长口哨。"那这条项链多少钱呢?'我指着另一个盘子里的项链问。 "先生，对你来说，'珠宝商答道，"大约值三声口哨。' 学校爆笑英语笑话故事：early shopper it was christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned t

9、he prisoner. what are you charged with? he asked. doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. thats no offense, replied the judge, how early were you doing this shopping? before the store opened, countered the prisoner. 选购过早 那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。"你为什么而被起诉?'他问。 "选购圣诞节物品过早。'被告答。 "这不算犯法，'法官回答，&qu