生活大爆炸第一季第8集双语对照字幕

1、100:00:09,170 - 00:00:11,820该死的!damn you,walletnook.com!200:00:13,200 - 00:00:14,150有什么问题吗?problem?300:00:14,160 - 00:00:16,600网站上的产品说明 完全是在误导the online description was completely misleading.400:00:16,610 - 00:00:19,510上面说 有八个插缝 加一个可抽取的id卡夹they said eight slots,plus removable id.500:00

2、:19,520 - 00:00:22,480对任何理性人来说 那意味着可以放九张卡to any rational person,that would mean room for nine cards,600:00:22,490 - 00:00:25,850但上面没告诉你 可抽取的id卡夹也占了一个插缝but they dont tell you,the removable id takes up one slot.700:00:25,860 - 00:00:27,400简直是恶梦!its a nightmare!800:00:28,130 - 00:00:30,260好吧 你真的需要那张 ok

3、ay,now,do you really need 900:00:30,260 - 00:00:32,990美国荣誉审判联盟的会员卡吗?the honorary justice league of america membership card?1000:00:33,910 - 00:00:37,010从5岁起就一直 存放在我的钱包里its been in every wallet ive owned since i was five.1100:00:37,600 - 00:00:38,960为什么?why?1200:00:38,970 - 00:00:41,220它上面写着请随时随身携持本证

4、it says keep this on your person at all times.1300:00:42,630 - 00:00:45,100就在蝙蝠侠签名的下面its right here under batmans signature.1400:00:47,000 - 00:00:50,700这就是莱纳德和谢尔顿的房间and this is leonard and sheldons apartment.1500:00:50,710 - 00:00:53,520猜猜谁的父母刚装了宽带guess whose parents just got broadband.1600:00:53,5

5、30 - 00:00:55,740莱纳德 容我介绍 新德里现场连线 leonard,may i present,live from new delhi,1700:00:55,740 - 00:00:57,430v.m.库萨帕里医生及夫人dr.and mrs.v.m.koothrappali.1800:00:57,440 - 00:00:58,590你们好!hi!1900:00:58,600 - 00:01:01,600把摄像头抬起来! 我正在看他的裤裆tilt up the camera up! im looking at his crotch.2000:01:01,610 - 00:01:0

6、2,620抱歉 爸爸sorry,papa.2100:01:03,020 - 00:01:03,870噢 好多了oh,thats much better.2200:01:03,880 - 00:01:05,270- 嗨! - 嗨!- hi. - hi!2300:01:05,280 - 00:01:07,890这边的是谢尔顿and over here is sheldon.2400:01:08,120 - 00:01:09,030嗨!hi!2500:01:09,040 - 00:01:10,410他和莱纳德住一起he lives with leonard.2600:01:10,420 - 00:0

7、1:11,880噢 真不错oh,thats nice.2700:01:11,890 - 00:01:13,660就像哈罗恩和塔维尔一样like haroon and tanvir.2800:01:13,670 - 00:01:15,260不 不 跟哈罗恩和塔维尔不一样no,no. not like haroon and tanvir.2900:01:15,270 - 00:01:16,830多么可爱的年轻人啊such sweet young men.3000:01:16,840 - 00:01:20,320他们刚刚收养了一个很可爱的小印度男孩they just adopted the cute

8、st little punjabi baby.3100:01:20,330 - 00:01:22,760不是 我们跟哈罗恩和塔维尔不一样no,were not like haroon and tanvir.3200:01:23,730 - 00:01:25,870你们和我儿子一样 是搞研究的?so,are you boys academics like our son?3300:01:25,880 - 00:01:26,680是的yes.3400:01:26,690 - 00:01:29,690你们父母对你们那点可怜收入也无所谓吗?and your parents are comfortabl

9、e with your limited earning potential?3500:01:29,700 - 00:01:31,070- 哦 是的 - 完全不- oh,yes. - not at all.3600:01:31,530 - 00:01:33,020爸爸 拜托 不要再提这些了papa,please. dont start.3700:01:33,030 - 00:01:34,540只是随便问问it was just a question.3800:01:34,550 - 00:01:35,380他太敏感了hes so sensitive.3900:01:35,390 - 00:01:

10、36,670好啦 这就是我的生活 他们是我的朋友okay,thats my life. thats my friends.4000:01:36,680 - 00:01:37,820很高兴见到你们 说再见good to see you. say good-bye.4100:01:37,830 - 00:01:39,030- 再见 - 再见- bye. - bye.4200:01:39,040 - 00:01:39,950等一下!wait! wait!4300:01:42,220 - 00:01:44,130你关之前 我们还有个好消息要告诉你before you go,we have good n

11、ews.4400:01:44,140 - 00:01:47,020把电脑放下 把你朋友们聚过来put the computer down and gather your friends.4500:01:51,020 - 00:01:53,360- 什么 爸爸? - 我没看到你朋友- what is it,papa? -i dont see your friends.4600:01:56,120 - 00:01:58,660你们不觉得网上聊天 is it just me,or does web chatting 4700:01:58,660 - 00:02:00,960穿着衣服很无聊吗?with

12、 your clothes on seem a little pointless?4800:02:00,970 - 00:02:04,120拉杰 你还记得拉丽塔古塔吗?rajesh,do you remember lalita gupta?4900:02:04,130 - 00:02:08,000那个用萨摩萨饼打我 还叫我贱民的小肥妞?the little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable?5000:02:08,010 - 00:02:08,740是的yes.5100:02:08,750 -

13、 00:02:11,300她现在在南加州大学 学牙科专业well,now shes a dental student at usc,5200:02:11,310 - 00:02:14,210我们把你的联系方式给了她so we gave her your contact information.5300:02:14,220 - 00:02:15,450你们干嘛那么做?why did you do that?5400:02:15,460 - 00:02:16,750你已经26岁了 拉杰youre 26 years old,rajesh.5500:02:16,760 - 00:02:18,200我们

14、想抱孙子we want grandchildren.5600:02:18,210 - 00:02:19,570可是爸爸 我不想.but,papa,im not supposed.5700:02:19,580 - 00:02:22,150拉丽塔的父母同意了你们的婚事lalitas parents approved the match.5800:02:22,160 - 00:02:25,540如果你决定春天举办婚礼 还可以避开雨季if you decide on a spring wedding,we can avoid monsoon season.5900:02:25,550 - 00:02:

15、26,720春天就结婚?a spring wedding?6000:02:26,730 - 00:02:27,660你自己决定 孩子its up to you,dear.6100:02:27,670 - 00:02:28,900我们可不想干涉we dont want to meddle.6200:02:28,930 - 00:02:31,090既然你们不想干涉 干嘛要干涉我的事?if you dont want to meddle,then why are you meddling?6300:02:31,100 - 00:02:33,930我说一句 你父母可能不认为这是干涉if i may,y

16、our parents probably dont consider this meddling.6400:02:33,940 - 00:02:36,030包办婚姻如今虽已不常见while arranged marriages are no longer the norm,6500:02:36,040 - 00:02:38,560但印度父母仍然在他们子女的婚姻中 indian parents continue to have 6600:02:38,560 - 00:02:40,350扮演着比以往更重要的角色a greater-than-average involvement in their

17、childrens love lives.6700:02:40,360 - 00:02:42,980为什么我们自己文化还要你来教导?why are you telling me about my own culture?6800:02:43,750 - 00:02:45,660你看起来很困惑you seemed confused.6900:02:46,740 - 00:02:48,540抱歉 妈妈 爸爸 尽管我非常尊重你们sorry,mumi,papa,but with all due respect,7000:02:48,550 - 00:02:49,900- 但我真的不想. - 对不起 孩

18、子- i really dont want to. - im sorry,darling.7100:02:49,910 - 00:02:51,000我们不能再聊了we have to go.7200:02:51,010 - 00:02:53,220开始了 doogie howser is on.7300:02:51,010 - 00:02:53,2201989-1993年的美国电视剧7400:02:53,730 - 00:02:56,250奶奶 时间到了!grandma! its doogie time!7500:02:56,260 - 00:02:58,060- 拜拜! - 拜拜!- bye

19、-bye! - bye-bye!7600:03:01,300 - 00:03:02,720真不敢相信i dont believe it.7700:03:02,730 - 00:03:03,910我也是neither do i.7800:03:03,920 - 00:03:06,780快20年没播了doogie howsers been off the air for like 20 years.7900:03:07,790 - 00:03:11,320其实我读到过 它在印度是最受欢迎的电视节目actually,i read somewhere that its one of the most

20、popular programs in india.8000:03:11,330 - 00:03:13,950我认为希望有个当医生的孩子 it might speak to a cultural aspiration 8100:03:13,960 - 00:03:15,650可能是种文化向往吧to have ones children enter the medical profession.8200:03:15,920 - 00:03:16,910说的没错i bet youre right.8300:03:16,920 - 00:03:18,280我猜他们喜欢看i bet they love

21、 scrubs.8400:03:18,290 - 00:03:19,510有不喜欢的吗?whats not to love?8500:03:19,520 - 00:03:21,210喂! 在听吗?excuse me! hello?8600:03:21,220 - 00:03:23,340我父母想要我娶一个 根本不认识的人my parents are trying to marry me off to a total stranger.8700:03:23,350 - 00:03:25,190我该怎么办?what am i going to do?8800:03:25,200 - 00:03:2

22、6,880我建议你坦然接受吧i suggest you go through with it.8900:03:26,890 - 00:03:27,950什么?what?9000:03:27,960 - 00:03:30,300建立在浪漫爱情上的婚姻 romantic love as the basis for marriage 9100:03:30,300 - 00:03:32,450只是从19世纪开始盛行has only existed since the 19th century.9200:03:32,460 - 00:03:34,540在那之前都是包办婚姻 up until then,a

23、rranged marriages were the norm,9300:03:34,540 - 00:03:36,630也很好地适应了社会发展and it served society quite well.9400:03:36,640 - 00:03:38,400那正是的蓝本its the entire premise of fiddler on the roof.9500:03:36,640 - 00:03:38,4001964年著名的百老汇长篇音乐剧9600:03:38,410 - 00:03:41,610我不是音乐剧的粉丝 但我超爱那部音乐剧im not a big fan of m

24、usicals,but i love that show.9700:03:41,620 - 00:03:42,520我也是me too.9800:03:42,530 - 00:03:44,270当然 对我来说很有文化感染力of course,it speaks to me culturally.9900:03:44,280 - 00:03:48,850可以理解 但这类故事一般都超越了种族understandable,but theres a universality to that story which transcends ethnicity.10000:03:48,860 - 00:03

25、:50,820让人没法忘记里面那些 琅琅上口的曲调lets not forget its got some really catchy tunes.10100:03:50,830 - 00:03:52,110- 噢 的确 - 就是啊!- oh,absolutely. - yeah!10200:03:52,980 - 00:03:54,190好吧 我知道该怎么做了okay,i know what im going to do.10300:03:54,200 - 00:03:54,900什么?what?10400:03:54,910 - 00:03:56,890去找新朋友find new frie

26、nds.10500:04:02,390 - 00:04:03,970那谁去租那部音乐剧?so who wants to rent fiddler?10600:04:03,980 - 00:04:06,210没必要 我们有特别收藏版no need,we have the special edition.10700:04:08,390 - 00:04:10,910也许我们真的就像哈罗恩和塔维尔well,maybe we are like haroon and tanvir.10800:04:29,580 - 00:04:33,570天才也性感 第一季 第8集the big bang theory

27、season01 episode0810900:04:35,480 - 00:04:37,610我是谢尔顿 库珀博士this is dr.sheldon cooper.11000:04:37,620 - 00:04:40,740我想取消天文馆的会员资格yeah,i need to cancel my membership to the planetarium.11100:04:43,010 - 00:04:47,310我也很抱歉 但我钱包里没地方放你们的会员卡了well,im sorry,too,but theres just no room for you in my wallet.1120

28、0:04:49,570 - 00:04:53,390我能理解 但我要在 你们和自然历史博物馆中选择i understand,but it was between you and the museum of natural history,11300:04:53,400 - 00:04:56,180坦白说 你们那儿可没有恐龙and frankly,you dont have dinosaurs.11400:04:57,440 - 00:04:59,740我也会想你的 再见ill miss you,too. bye-bye.11500:05:00,860 - 00:05:04,280好啦 我知道你

29、们在发短信宣扬我的事 你们最好停下来okay,i know youre texting about me and id really like you to stop.11600:05:06,750 - 00:05:09,810天呐 我彻底完蛋了oh,dear,i am rightly and truly screwed.11700:05:10,160 - 00:05:12,130嗨 我以为你去找新朋友了hey,i thought you were finding new friends.11800:05:12,140 - 00:05:13,930我是有伸出触角(尝试过)ive got som

30、e feelers out.11900:05:14,590 - 00:05:16,590在此同时 听听这个in the meantime,listen to this.12000:05:16,600 - 00:05:18,940嗨 拉杰 我是拉丽塔古塔hi,rajesh. this is lalita gupta.12100:05:19,150 - 00:05:22,460我妈把你的电话号码转交给我uh,your mother gave my mother your phone number to give to me.12200:05:22,470 - 00:05:27,780所以我打给你

31、回我电话 拜so,im calling you and call me back. bye.12300:05:29,180 - 00:05:31,610你们能相信吗 她居然逼得那么紧can you believe how pushy she is?12400:05:33,650 - 00:05:35,170那就别回她电话so dont call her.12500:05:35,180 - 00:05:37,580如果不打给她 我就再也别想和我父母说话了if i dont call her,i wont hear the end of it from my parents.12600:05:37

32、,590 - 00:05:38,200那就打给她so call her.12700:05:38,210 - 00:05:40,690我怎么打给她? 你知道我不能和女人说话how can i call her? you know i cant talk to women.12800:05:41,510 - 00:05:43,180我没辙了 其他人呢?im done. anybody else?12900:05:43,920 - 00:05:45,080- 电话给我 - 干嘛?- give me the phone. - why?13000:05:45,090 - 00:05:47,190只管给我

33、好了just give it to me.13100:05:47,580 - 00:05:48,180你做什么?what are you doing?13200:05:48,190 - 00:05:50,250别担心 你会感激我的dont worry. youll thank me.13300:05:51,120 - 00:05:53,710喂 拉丽塔? 我是拉杰库萨帕里hello,lalita?raj koothrappali here.13400:05:56,400 - 00:05:59,400是的 我也很高兴和你说话yes,it is good to talk to you,too.13

34、500:06:01,370 - 00:06:03,850你现在穿的什么?so what are you wearing?13600:06:06,350 - 00:06:07,750噢 那不重要oh,not important.13700:06:07,990 - 00:06:11,200总之 你想什么时候见面?uh,so,anyhow,when would you like to meet?13800:06:11,800 - 00:06:14,190周五没问题friday works for me!13900:06:14,960 - 00:06:17,640具体时间地点 我再打给你ill cal

35、l you with a time and place.14000:06:17,650 - 00:06:20,770还有 我是认真的 宝贝but in the meantime,keep it real,babe.14100:06:26,970 - 00:06:29,030现在你可以感激我了you may now thank me.14200:06:29,930 - 00:06:32,740谢什么? 把我的声音弄得像 辛普森一家似的?for what? making me sound like a simpsons character?14300:06:33,460 - 00:06:34,93

36、0那好吧 下次你自己去约她fine. next time make your own date.14400:06:34,940 - 00:06:36,310这次我都不想!i didnt want to make this one!14500:06:36,320 - 00:06:40,000往好的方面想吧 也许她已经是个美丽动人的姑娘呢look on the bright side,she might turn out to be a nice,beautiful girl.14600:06:40,010 - 00:06:41,330好极了 那我们就会结婚great,then well get

37、married,14700:06:41,340 - 00:06:42,460但我一句话都没办法跟她说i wont be able to talk to her14800:06:42,470 - 00:06:45,750我们一起的余生就会沉默中度过and well spend the rest of our lives in total silence.14900:06:45,760 - 00:06:47,760我父母就是这样it worked for my parents.15000:06:49,230 - 00:06:50,490- 嗨 伙计们 - 嗨- hi,guys. - oh,hey.

38、15100:06:50,500 - 00:06:51,730我需要几只豚鼠做实验i need some guinea pigs.15200:06:51,740 - 00:06:56,460在洛杉矶瑞赛达有家供应实验动物的公司 你可以去试试okay,theres a lab animal supply company in reseda you could try.15300:06:56,470 - 00:06:58,590但如果你的研究需要人类志愿者but if your research is going to have human applications,15400:06:58,600

39、- 00:07:00,300我能建议你换成小白鼠吗?may i suggest white mice instead?15500:07:00,310 - 00:07:03,450它们大脑的机能和人类的更接近their brain chemistry is far closer to ours.15600:07:04,810 - 00:07:06,250我向上帝发誓 谢尔顿 总有一天i swear to god,sheldon,one day,15700:07:06,260 - 00:07:08,620我会跟上你的说话思维im going to get the hang of talking t

40、o you.15800:07:09,350 - 00:07:12,200这话他妈妈说了好多年了his moms been saying that for years.15900:07:14,190 - 00:07:15,020什么事?whats up?16000:07:15,030 - 00:07:18,120好吧 我总算说服餐馆老板 把我换到吧台well,i finally convinced the restaurant to give me a bartending shift,16100:07:18,130 - 00:07:20,290所以我需要练习调酒so i need to pra

41、ctice mixing drinks.16200:07:20,300 - 00:07:20,890哦 太好了oh,great.16300:07:20,900 - 00:07:24,350任何事情的成功关键 都是熟能生巧well,the key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition.16400:07:24,360 - 00:07:27,020显然也有例外with certain obvious exceptions.16500:07:27,480 - 00:07:29,760比如说 自杀suicide,for example.16

42、600:07:31,350 - 00:07:33,190莱纳德 怎么样?so,leonard,how about it?16700:07:34,740 - 00:07:36,250你知道 佩妮 我们很乐意帮助你you know,penny,wed love to help you,16800:07:36,260 - 00:07:38,670但拉杰现在正遇到了点麻烦but 拉杰 is going through some stuff right now,16900:07:38,680 - 00:07:41,140而且他不喝酒 所以.and besides,he doesnt drink,so.1

43、7000:07:42,960 - 00:07:44,370是吗?really?17100:07:46,650 - 00:07:50,890拉杰现在很痛苦 所以愿意尝试喝酒um,raj is going through some stuff right now and hed like to take up drinking.17200:07:53,600 - 00:07:54,880好了 给你 莱纳德okay,here you go,leonard.17300:07:54,890 - 00:07:56,720龙舌兰日出酒one tequila sunrise.17400:07:56,730 -

44、 00:07:58,050谢谢thank you.17500:07:58,060 - 00:07:59,820知道吗 这杯酒能极好地诠释you know,this drink is a wonderful example of17600:07:59,830 - 00:08:01,460在各自不同重力下 how liquids with different specific gravities 17700:08:01,460 - 00:08:04,360液体是如何在圆柱容器内相互作用的interact in a cylindrical container.17800:08:06,180 - 00

45、:08:07,500谢谢thank you.17900:08:08,490 - 00:08:10,330好吧 拉杰 你要什么?okay,raj,whatll it be?18000:08:12,580 - 00:08:14,180随便你推荐whatever you recommend.18100:08:14,190 - 00:08:15,310草蜢酒怎么样?uh,how about a grasshopper?18200:08:15,320 - 00:08:17,340草蜢酒我很在行i make a mean grasshopper.18300:08:17,350 - 00:08:18,830

46、行吗? 好的okay? good.coming up.18400:08:18,840 - 00:08:20,660谢尔顿 你要什么?sheldon,what are you going to have?18500:08:20,670 - 00:08:22,890我要一杯无糖可乐ill have a diet coke.18600:08:23,840 - 00:08:25,390好吧 你能点鸡尾酒吗?okay,can you please order a cocktail?18700:08:25,400 - 00:08:27,320我需要练习调酒i need to practice mixing

47、 drinks.18800:08:27,330 - 00:08:27,970好吧fine.18900:08:27,980 - 00:08:30,810我要圣洁古巴利布瑞酒ill have a virgin cuba libre.19000:08:32,680 - 00:08:35,200那是朗姆可乐酒 去掉朗姆酒thats,um,rum and coke without the rum.19100:08:35,210 - 00:08:36,440对yes.19200:08:38,030 - 00:08:40,230- 那么.可乐 - 是的- so.coke. - yes.19300:08:41

48、,610 - 00:08:43,510能调制成无糖的吗?and would you make it diet?19400:08:48,620 - 00:08:50,510冰箱里有罐装的theres a can in the fridge.19500:08:50,520 - 00:08:54,800古巴利布瑞酒通常是用高脚杯盛放 并且杯口放上酸橙a cuba libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.19600:08:54,810 - 00:08:56,940那你游去古巴吧then swim to cuba.19700

49、:08:58,870 - 00:09:01,820吧台侍者应该热情待人才对bartenders are supposed to have people skills.19800:09:02,980 - 00:09:04,280好啦okay.19900:09:04,290 - 00:09:06,080拉杰 给你raj,here you go.20000:09:06,090 - 00:09:07,600好啦 下一个到谁?all right. whos next?20100:09:07,610 - 00:09:10,160我想试试 光滑的咪咪id like to try a slippery nip

50、ple.20200:09:14,970 - 00:09:16,960好吧 跳过你了okay,youre cut off.20300:09:18,910 - 00:09:20,820谁要续杯?anybody need a refill?20400:09:20,830 - 00:09:23,180我的人生驶向何方 佩妮?where did my life go,penny?20500:09:25,110 - 00:09:26,580眼下我还是无忧无虑的单身汉one day im a carefree bachelor,20600:09:26,590 - 00:09:29,330转眼我就结婚了 载着

51、一车小孩 and the next im married and driving a minivan 20700:09:29,330 - 00:09:31,340去新德里郊区打板球to peewee cricket matches in suburban new delhi.20800:09:33,860 - 00:09:35,710你在跟我说话?are you talking to me?20900:09:35,720 - 00:09:38,160这儿还有别人叫佩妮?is there another penny here?21000:09:39,010 - 00:09:40,420我有计划i had such plans.211