英语搞笑话剧 面试

1、英语搞笑话剧 面试 导演： hi, do u know me? what？ you dont know who i am? ok ok , i will give u some clues. look, who is he？ （冯小刚） o, yes, now ,u know who am i . what! u still dont know。 o my god, its so obvious who am i . (生气的样子) 秘书在一旁扇风一边说 秘书: clam down, clam down, my dear director, you are the most famous ,

2、handsome, talented director. you are a genius in my heart. 导演：（开心的点头）yes of course. ok, let me introduce myself, i am feng da gang , today i will direct a new film and i will select someone who get the chance in my film. ok, dont speak more, now lets begin . 秘书：（站直）number one, lets welcome 范小冰： （风情万

3、种，妖娆妩媚的走到舞台中间，定格姿势，给观众飞吻）hello, i am fan xiao bing, what? you say i am look like fan bingbing. (hehehehe笑)thank you . i know i am very beautiful, charming and sexy(走向导演) oh, honey, dear director. i love you so much.(导演高兴) when i was young, i want to be a actress. 导演：do you have some talent ? 范小冰： ju

4、st open your eyes as big as you can, there will be a fantastic dance show for u.(打个响指) come some music(第八套广播体操音乐响起，之后音乐迅速变成芭蕾音乐) （跳完，面向观众鞠躬） thank you .(面向导演)，honey，is it a wonderful performance? 导演:(目瞪口呆状) 范小冰：（在甲眼前晃手）oh, darling, are u ok? 导演：my god, have u use some stimulant drugs this morning, u

5、 make my nerves nervous. get out 范小冰: oh no sweet, you break my heart(掩面离去) 秘书： next one. 翁翁：oh , dear audiences, i miss you guys so much. (和观众使劲挥手疯狂状态，随即想到什么) oh, i am a fair lady，i am very grace. (小莲花步走向导演)nice to meet u, director. 导演（与之握手）nice to meet u too, so introduce yourself. 翁翁： im celine w

6、engweng, i am very international. you know ,i dont have too many achievements, i just won five grammy awards, 7 american music awards, 12 world music awards and a oscar award(hehehehe) in the future，i will get. 导演: ok, stop. time is limited, just begin 翁翁：ok , i will use a song to conquer u(一首歌) jus

7、t enjoy it. (唱歌时间) 导演：stop, stop(翁翁不理，导演和秘书一起捂着耳朵) 翁翁：is it wonderful？ 导演不语， 秘书 next one 嬷嬷：（对着翁翁的背影沉思） to be or not to be , that is a question. to sing or not to sing , that is a question too (走到导演面前牵起他 的手做亲吻状) i am glad to see u , my dear lord. 导演（娇羞状）oh its really a big surprise, so, whats your n

8、ame? 嬷嬷： my name? do you know xu zhimo, 导演点头，i am his fathers brothers cousins granddaughter xu momo . 导演：i dont care who u are, show me your talent. 嬷嬷： i have had found my best love, but i didnt treasure her. when i lost her, i regret. its the most pain in the world. if god can give me another cha

9、nce, i will say three words to her i love u （嘤嘤的哭） 导演： oh, i cant stand, show u the door 嬷嬷：（转身离开，继续台词） if there is a time limit, i hope its 100years 导演：i am very professional director, how to find this unprofessional actor. next one 秘书: my dear director , there is no next one. 导演：what ,no one comes

10、 here except they three, o, god 秘书：what do u think about me?(摆出最风情万种的姿势) 导演：you秘书点头 导演：ai, give u a chance 秘书：（模特表演时间） the most handsome director, i know you have a good taste. so ,do u want to say something? 导演： let the three come here 范小冰： honey , u like my dance ,right? 导演：en ,u know my film is very elegant, through your performs i found some potential, so , i