三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧.doc

Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon Roles: Monkey King(M) 猴哥Pig (P) 八戒 Tangseng(T) 唐僧Shaseng(S) 沙僧 White-bone Demon(W) 白骨精White-bone DemonServant(Ws) Young Girl(G) 年轻女孩 Old Lady(L) 老妇人 Fortune teller(F) 先知 Narrator: Its a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon. And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming. 师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。（1桃花朵朵开）（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage） Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood! You look so well today! W: Aha, of cause! A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old! What a precious opportunity for me it is! I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart! （White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.） M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area! (让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food! See you later!(悟空跳出舞台) G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台) P: hey, master! Have you got the smell of a beauty? T: Absolutely! Er, actually I find she is walking toward us! G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white. You must be hungry after such a long journey. Here is some bread for you! P: oh, what a kindhearted girl! Baby, I do hungry very much! Shall we eat the bread together? S: I think she may be a demon! Be careful, pig! （八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）P: you are such beautiful，and Im such handsome. Shouldnt we be a suitable couple? G: yes, Id love to! （音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。两人陶醉其中。沙僧与唐僧低头念经）S: oh, my Buddha! How can a monk act as this! T: er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo（3音乐结束，悟空举着金箍棒跳出）M: you greedy demon! Dare you come to tempt my brother! Go to the hell right now!（一棒将其打死）S：master, monkey has killed a person! P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me! T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl? You must be responsible for it! And as your master I must punish you! (开始念紧箍咒) #￥%）（*&%￥#！（悟空痛苦万分，在地上打滚。舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状）W：what a damn monkey! Hum, I wont give up！M-a-g-i-c! (白骨精转下台，老妇人上。拄着拐，弯腰驼背咳嗽不断，向唐僧一行走去) L：Snow white! Snow white!-master, (唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起来对老夫怒目而视，龇牙咧嘴)have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send some food to some monks, but havent gone back yet! P:er, er ,no! Absolutely no! (老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体！忙扑到她身边。4二泉映月起) L: wake up ! Snow white! Wake up ! who killed you ! M: master, this is the same demon! She came again! let kill her!(跃起挥棒将其打死在地) S：master, again monkey killed a person! P: A person who is a old poor mother! M: Nonsense! She is a demon who wants to eat you! Why dont you trust me! （师徒正在争吵时，白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方，计上心头，旋转下台，半仙上台，举着小旗上书“赛神仙”，腿有些陂，翻着白眼.）N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White- bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller. F：what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease！What a pity! T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? Whats it? F: your legs! One is longer while the other is shorter! If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day！M: dont believe in him, master! Hes the same demon! F: shit! What I said is definitely true! You dont believe that? Let me show you! Follow me now- (5音乐起。师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。半仙带着四人瘸着走。绕呼啦圈两周) S: Oh no! were all disabled! P: master, we have to accept the treatment! M: rubbish! I wont let you cheat others any more! Taste my stick!(一棒将其打死) T：monkey! You kill three innocent persons in a row！How can I forgive you! I wont be your master any longer. Get away from me now! Go wherever you like! M: Master! You will regret for this foolish decision! (生气的离去) （白骨精的奸笑响起，昂首阔步上台6音乐起）W：Ahahaha! He thinks its foolish decision, but I do think it cant be wiser! Dear Mr. Tang, do you know how much I miss you, especially your delicious flesh?（以一种美食家的眼光审视唐僧，不住的咽口水）Er，which way of cooking do you prefer, frying or stewing? T,S,P: Monkey! Help! Help!- （悟空蹦出来7音乐起）M: yes！Here I am! You damn demon! I cant let you flee away this time!(两人开始打太极，不一会儿悟空便将她按倒在地，正要拿起棒子打她) T：wait a minute! M,P,S：why? Its really a demon! (唐僧鄙视徒仨，拿起自己的禅杖将白骨精打死，徒仨晕倒) T：ermituofumonkey？M：yes? T: Im sorry that I didnt trust you M: ah, thats all right! The white-bone demon is the one to be blamed! T: ok, letconti