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华盛顿比赛浪漫英语诗 发表于 每日英语 据说，2010年华盛顿邮报曾搞了一个比赛,要求写两行押韵的诗,第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫,第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品，娱大家一乐。 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. Thats why I always wake up screaming. 你的容颜依稀入梦境， 于是我在尖叫中惊醒。 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感， 可惜这些你一条都不占。 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好， 可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。 5. I thought that I could love no other - that is until I met your brother. 曾以为一生只爱你一个 直到遇见你的二表哥。 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. 娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。 但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But dont take that paper bag off your face. 我渴望你温柔的拥抱， 但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, Im good at telling lies! 我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑， 妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！ 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 爱人啊，你简直让我窒息， 你在哪沾上的一身臭气？ 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe Go to hell. 我对你的深情无法付诸言语， 除了一句“滚一边去”！ 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. 是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？ 伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。【智慧之言】婚姻中的幽默 发表于 每日英语 读读婚姻中的小幽默，貌似与恋爱有很不一样的感觉。 1、She was his secretary before they got married. Now shes his treasurer. 在他们结婚之前她是他的秘书，现在她是他的出纳。 2、My wife and I have an agreement that we never go to sleep angry with each other. Weve been awake now for nearly 6 months. 我和我妻子达成了一个协议：绝不在和对方生气的情况下去睡觉。结果我们已经6个月没睡觉了 3、My wife always lets me have the last word. Its usually, Yes. 我妻子总是让我最后拿主意。我总是说：是。 4、A husband is a man with lots of small mouths to feed and one big one to listen to. 所谓丈夫就是要喂许多张小嘴吃饭还要听一张大嘴说话的男人。 4、Hes a bachelor by choice. Sometimes his own, but mostly the choice of the women hes dated. 他之所以单身事出有因。有时那是他自己选择，而绝大多数时候则是那些他所约会的女人的选择。 5、Whenever I meet a man who would make a good husband, he already is. 每当我遇到一个我觉得会是个好丈夫的男人时，他都已经是了。 6、The only person whos asked her to get married is her mother. 唯一想叫她结婚的人就是她母亲。 7、I think- therefore Im single. 我思考-所以我单身 8、A wallflower is a man whose phone doesnt ring- even when hes in the bath. 所谓局外人就是那些电话从不响的男人-即使当他们在洗澡的时候。 9、A bachelor is a man who never chases a woman he cant outrun. 单身汉就是那些决不追赶那些他们无法追上的女人的男人。 10、The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. 婚前的日子相对于婚姻来说就像是一本冗长乏味的书的一段短小精悍的序言。 11、One should always be in love-that is one reason why one should never marry. 人们应该永远沉浸在爱之中-这就是人们应该永远不要结婚的理由之一。 12、Marriage is a very good thing, but I think its a mistake to make a habit of it. 结婚是件好事，可我认为如果把它当作一种习惯就不好了。 13、It destroys ones nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. 如果每天都对着同一个人和蔼可亲会使人的神经崩溃的。 14、What did you do before you married? -Anything I wanted to! 你结婚之前都干什么了？-我喜欢干的所有事！ 15、The truth is, I regret the day I was married. -Youre lucky. I was married for a whole month! 事实上，我对我结婚的那天真感到后悔。-你很幸运！我的婚礼持续了整整一个月。 16、Did your wife have anything to say when you got home late last night? -No, but it didnt stop her talking for hours. 昨晚你回家晚了时你妻子对你说什么了吗？-没，但这并不妨碍她连说几个小时一直没停嘴。 17、You know the honeymoons over when the groom stops helping his wife with the dishes- and starts doing them himself! 你知道吗，新郎不帮妻子刷碗而开始自己刷碗的时候就意味着蜜月结束了。 18、Theres only one thing that keeps me from being happily married- my wife. 唯一让我的婚姻得不到幸福的就是-我妻子。 19、Marriage is just another union that defies management. 婚姻就是一个反抗管理的联盟。英语挑刺：那些坑爹的翻译会毁了你 发表于 每日英语 你也许见识过各种小资小清新的签名档，各种英语美文佳句，但是你注意到了吗？通常情况下，双语版的英文都极其不靠谱：1、我喜欢淡淡地思念一个人 - I like the subtle longing for a friend吐槽：subtle longing？微妙的渴望瞬间变味了更正：I like it when Im a bit missing someone。2、最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。 - The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions。吐槽：这是机翻是机翻是机翻是机翻吧！更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest， and real love hurts the most。3、世上最美的，莫过于从泪水中挣脱出来的那个微笑 - Heres nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears吐槽：struggle through tears要不要如此贴合中文字面啊 = =| 微笑一下是有多纠结需要struggle，来跟我读：固定词组a smile through tears 含泪而笑更正：Heres nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears。4、每个嘴里说不想恋爱的人，心里都装着一个无法拥有的人 - Everyone of the people who says she or he doesn want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts吐槽：someone without possibility，你爱的是一个没救的人了更正：Whoever says they dont want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. (注：英文版来自大山的更正相声演员大山，大家都熟哦)5、觉得自己做得到和做不到，其实只在一念之间 - Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve。吐槽：我不想吐槽这语法混乱的句子更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so。6、想不通的时候，试试倒过来想吧 - Think impassability, try to upside down吐槽：这句就没有一个词是对的而且原句本来就很简单啊，需不需要错得这么离谱更正：If you cant figure out something, try think of it another way around。你也许更加见过那些“哲理句子”，被无数人转载引用，但是就不曾有人对其英文提出过质疑传送门：坑死爹不偿命的哈佛图书馆训言小编在这篇揭露文面世之后很长很长一段时间内，仍然看到有无数人在转载这些个“墙上训言”，这件事告诉我们：在阅读一些双语美文、佳句的时候，注意力请先放在英文部分，因为讲不定那就是硬生生从中文直译过去的东西，哪里谈得上是“美文佳句”？翻译得好的，有很多，这些值得我们背诵学习；但翻译得毫不负责任的，就需要我们擦亮双眼去挑错！ 选自沪江英语A list of quotes and their ranking by respondents follows: 以下是应答者评选出的爱情名句排行榜：1. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same - Emily Bronte1.“不论我们的灵魂是什么做成的，他的和我的是一模一样的。”艾米莉勃朗特2. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you - A A Milne2.“假如你的寿命是100年，那我希望自己活到100岁的前一天，因为那样我的生命中每天都有你。”AA米尔恩3. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun - Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet3.“嘘！那边窗户里亮起的是什么光？哦，那是东方，朱丽叶就是太阳！”莎士比亚，罗密欧与朱丽叶4. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong - W.H. Auden4.“他是我的南北，我的西东。是我作息的意义。是我的日夜，欢唱谈话的内容。我以为爱会永恒不朽我错了。”WH奥登5. You know youre in love when you dont want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss 5.“当你终于因为现实比梦境更美而无法入睡时，你恋爱了。”苏斯博士6. When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part - Captain Corellis Mandolin 6.“爱情是一种暂时的疯狂。它像地震一样爆发，然后又平息。而当它平息时，你得做出一个判断。你得弄清楚你同他是否已经盘根错节地成为一体，以至无法分开。”柯莱利上尉的曼陀林7. Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be - Robert Browning 7.“和我一起慢慢变老吧！最好的日子还在后头。”罗伯特布朗宁8. For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow - Rosemonde Gerard8.“你知道吗？我每天都爱你更多。今天爱的比昨天多，明天爱的比今天多。”罗丝蒙德杰拉德9. But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever - Robert Burns 9.“谁见她就会爱她，谁爱她就会永远爱她。”罗伯特彭斯10. I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator - Napoleon Bonapartes 1796 dispatch to wife Josephine。 10.“希望不久我将把你紧紧地搂在怀中，吻你亿万次，像在赤道下面那样炽烈的吻。”拿破仑波拿巴1796年发给妻子约瑟芬的快信 转自：中国日报网-英语点津【商务英语】高“淑商”女子十大特点 发表于 每日英语 “淑商”顾名思义，就是淑女商(gentlewoman quotient)。“淑”这个字，在中国古代泛指心地善良，性格温柔，具有这样“淑”的女性能让男人产生强烈的“与之相伴，长相厮守”的愿望。Modern men prefer a woman to have more merits than just being gentle and having good manners. The ideal woman should also be well-educated, funny, psychologically and financially independent, for example. However, the question is how many men deserve a lady of such a high gentlewoman quotient。在现代社会，女子要得到男士青睐，除了要温柔、知书达理外，还需要具备很多别的优点。男人们心中理想的女人应该是，受过良好教育、风趣、心理和经济都很独立，等等。可现在的问题是，有多少男人配得上如此高淑商(gentlewoman quotient)的女子呢？Here are 10 traits that make up a perfect gentlewoman:以下是构成完美淑女的十个条件：1. Being beautiful and virtuousa basic requirement for all gentlewomen。美丽贤惠古今淑女的基本条件。2. Being independent and having her own ideas, which may save tons of trouble for men。独立有主见，省去男人为其事事操心的麻烦。3. Being humorous, not