英语幽默对话

英语幽默对话

A:Lookatthatcatoverthere!It’sstaringatus.

B:Maybeitwantstojoinusinourconversation.

A:That’sridiculous.Catscan’ttalk.

B:Well,it’sworthashot.Heycat,doyouwanttochatwithus?

Cat:Meow.

A:Iguessthat’sano.

B:Yeah,lookslikeit.Let’sgofindsomeotheranimaltotalkto.

A:Really?Youthinkwe’regoingtofindatalkinganimaljustwanderingaround?

B:Hey,youneverknow.Maybewe’llcomeacrossaparrotorsomething.

A:Orwecouldjusttalktoeachotherlikenormalhumans.

B:Eh,where’sthefuninthat?

A:IthinkI’llstickwithhumanconversation,thankyouverymuch.

B:Suityourself.Butdon’tbesurprisediftheanimalshavemoreinterestingthingstosaythanwedo.

A:SomehowIdoubtthat.

B:You’rejustnotopentonewexperiences.

A:No,I’mjustnotcrazy.

B:That’swhattheyallsay.

A:Whosaysthat?

B:Theanimals.They’realwaysjudgingus.

A:Idon’tthinkanimalsarecapableofjudginghumans.

B:Ohreally?Haveyoueverseenadog’sfacewhenyoudon’tgiveitatreat?

A:Okay,youhaveapointthere.

B:See?Ialwayshaveapoint.

A:Orapun.

B:Ah,you’venoticedmytalent.

A:I’mnotsureif“talent”istherightword.

B:Hey,watchit.Icouldpunyourearsoff.

A:Pleasedon’t.

B:Alright,alright.I’llspareyou.Butyou’remissingoutonsomequalitypuns.

A:Quality?Morelikecheesy.

B:WhatcanIsay?IlikemyjokeslikeIlikemypizza.Extracheesy.

A:Well,IlikemyjokeslikeIlikemycoffee.Darkandbitter.

B:Ooh,somebodywokeuponthewrongsideofthebedthismorning.

A:No,justnotafanofbadpuns.

B:Suityourself.ButI’llleaveyouwithonemore.Whydidthetomatoturnred?

A:Idon’tknow,why?

B:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!

A:Okay,thatonewasactuallyprettygood.

B:Se