搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

人物：农夫，兔子A,兔子B,大树。

农夫：I'mafarmer.（稍停顿）［走两步］Acoolfarmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）［冷酷地走两步,

突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷］Eh...WhenIwasyong,lstudiedinXu~—chuanMiddle

School.So,I'mrichnow!［开始展示名牌，边说边掏］Look!Thisismymodern

mobile------NokiaWC250!Thisismywatch!ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes------（夸

张低沉地）ADIDAS!Thisis…［不经意地掏出一个苹果］Oh,sorry.［扔掉苹果］It'sthis!［从怀里掏

出痒痒挠］Doyouknowwhat'sthis?痒痒挠？Nonono~~Youareout!!lt'smymodern------

锄头~!!［看下表］Itistimetodosomefarming!［开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作］

树：I'matree!Icandomanythingsllcansing!［做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈

西！！！］lcandance!［跳四小天鹅］Oh?Therecomesarabbit!［引导观众看兔子A）。树站回

后台］

兔子A：OK.I'marabbit.NowI'mjustwalkingaroundhere.

［农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子］

农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch!［扔掉痒痒挠］Iwillcatchit!［偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走］

［农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。

兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子

回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。］

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）Whatdoyouwant?

农夫:Huh...!IwillkillUforlunch!

兔子A：Wah----------［兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前］

农夫:Where-togo?Haha!

［农夫开了一枪“砰”（配音）。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农

夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着

跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。］

兔子A［自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说］Youcan'thurtme!Youcan'thurtme!

树：［痛苦万分地］But...you…Hurtme....［痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后］

［兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现］

农夫：Ahha~!Byebye!［举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔

子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来］

兔子A：Hahahaha!Youcan'tk川menow!［兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突

然头撞倒了后面的树］Wa!［倒地］

农夫：0H!［很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子］Mylunch,Icaughtyou!!!［把兔子绑到树

上。打呵欠］tired!I'lleatyouaftersleeping.［倒地睡觉］（打鼾的声音）

兔子A：［兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶］WhereamI?What

happened?

树：［指着农夫］Hehascaughtyouandwantstoeatyou.

兔子A：What?!Imustleavehere!ButhowcanIescape?［东张西望,看到农夫的手

机］Amobile!［解开绳子去看手机］It'sNokiaWC250!Wow,howfashion!［放回原处。又自觉地

把自己绑在树上。突然想起来］Amobile!MaybeIcancallsomeonetohelpme!［又不

知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机］［做出打电话的样子］（配音：拨电话）Hello?

兔子B：HellollfsJenny.

兔子A：HeyJenny!

兔子B：Oh,heyMary!

兔子A：Howareyou?

兔子B：Fine,thankyou.AndU?

兔子A：I'mfinetoo!Howareyourparents?

兔子B：Theyarefine,thankyou.AndU?

兔子A：Theyarefine,too!Howisyouruncle?

兔子B：He'sfine,thankyoulAndU?

兔子A：He'sfine,too!How...

兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.Butwhydoyoucallme?Ifyouwantborrowsomemoney

fromme...NOWAY!!!

兔子A：NononolTmindangernow!Comeandhelpme!!!

兔子B：Butwhereareyou?

兔子A：I'munderatree!

兔子B：［边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现］Whatcanyousee

aroundyou?

兔子A：Iseearabbit...thatlooksexactlylikeyou!

兔子B：Arabbit...likeme...OK!TIIfindyou.Justasecond!Waitforme!Iw川helpyou!

［匆匆离开］

［兔子A打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树

上］

兔子A：Haha!Myfriendwillcomeandsaveme〜!yeah!［兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树

上,倒地］（虚弱地）Oh!Hurt!Call110-Or1197112?...Oh,forgetit!Tmdying!［作喉咙卡住声音，

死去］

［兔子B上。］兔子B：I'malsoarabbit!I'msmart!Tmlovely!AndI'm（作风情万

种）beautiful!（自我陶醉）［转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上］Oh,my!Mary!［伏在

兔子A身上］（哭声）l'msosorry,Mary!Pmtoolate!5555555----------Mary!［痛苦而夸张地转身

敲打树］

树：Oh!Oh,don'thitmeJDon'thitmelTm~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，压倒兔子B]

兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can't….breath.....（作死了的声音）

［农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子］En..?Tworubbits!IrememerIhavecaughtjust

one?!Oh,thanksgodIHowluckyIam!［兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场］

高考英语情景交际45题

从A、B、C、D四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项。

1.---Jimmycameclosetobeingkilledinatrafficaccidenttheother

day.

?Hewasdrivingcarefullyallthetime.

A.WhenB.What

PardonD.How

2.---DoyouthinkIcanpassthetest?

,I,mafraid.

A.NotachanceB.Ofcourse

C.YoucanD.Alittle

bit

3.NextMondayismybirthday.

---Isthatso?

---Thankyou.

A.Idon'tbelieveso.

B.I,msoglad.

C.Whatpresentsdoyouneed?

D.Manyhappyreturnsoftheday!

4.---Oh,mustyou?Stayabitlonger..

---Thanksanyway.I'vegotanearlystarttomorrowmorning.

A.It'sbeensuchfunhavingyou

B.Maybeyoucanhavesupperhere

C.It'ssopleasanttomeetyou

D.Let'shaveanotherchat

5.--------MayIaskafavourofyou?

A.It'smypleasureB.I'venotime

C.AskpleaseD.

Sure,goahead

6.--------Howwouldyoulikeyourtea?

A.VeryquicklyB.Asitcomes,

please

C.VerymuchD.Idon't

liketea

7.---How'sitgoing,Joyce?

A.Oh,okay,Iguess

B.Notdoingwrong

C.Sorry,I'mnotsogood

D.Nothing,thanks

8.---Kentelephonedyouwhileyouwereout.Heseemedworriedabout

something.

——?

--No,he'11callyoulater.

A.Willhecallagain

B.What?sitabout

C.ShouldIcallhimback

D.Doyouknowforsure

9.---CanIhelpyou,sir?

A.Yes,youcanhelpme

B.No,Idon'tneedanyhelp

C.Ofcourse,ifyoulike

D.No,thanks,I'mbeingserved

10.Ithinkyoushouldtakemoreexerciseeverydayifyouwant

tokeepfit.

A.Yes,OK

B.That'sallright

C.Thankyouforyouradvice

D.It'sverykindofyoutosayso

11.Longtimenosee!Youlookwell.

---------.Youlookfine,too.

A.ThanksB.GreatC.Oh,

noD.Notatall

12.---I?mgoingtoBeijingtomorrow.Myplaneleavesat8:30tomorrow

morning.

A.Isthatso---B.How

wonderful!

C.Haveagoodtrip.D.Well,goodbye.

13.---Don'tforgettoposttheletterforme,willyou?

A.MaybeIwillB.No,Iwon'

t

C.Sorry,Idon'tD.Isupposenot

14.---Ihopeyoudon'tmindmyturningontheheater.

A.NevermindB.Yes,Iwon'

t

C.That?srightD.Notintheleast

15.-------WhoseadvicedoyouthinIkshouldtake?

A.It'suptoyouB.Youspeak

C.That?sitD.Yougotit

16.---DidyougoDutchafterthatmeal,Imean,withtheotherfive

friends?

A.Yes,theydid

B.Yes,theypaidforthemeal

C.No,theydidn't

D.No,becauseitwasmytreatthatday

17.---ThankyouforyourCD-ROM.I'11returnitassoonaspossible.

.I'vegotanotheronetospare.

A.NoproblemB.Nohurry

C.NothingmuchD.Becareful

18.---I'msorryIcan'tgowithyou.

?Haven?tyouagreed?

A.How'sthatB.Whatisit

C.Whydon'tyouD.Whatdoyouthink

19.---Goodafternoon,?ThenameisDavidParks.

---Twoletters,sir,andapostcard.

A.isthereanymailforme

B.couldyouposttheselettersforme

C.whatcanIdoforyou

D.isthatJohnspeaking

20.---David,it'sFrank.Doyouhaveafewminutes?Ineedto

seeyou.

---------.ButIhope“afewminutes,,doesn'tturnintoan

hour.

A.I'mafraidnotB.Itdoesn'

tmatter

C.Idon'tthinksoD.Iguessso

21.---HaveagoodWomen?sDay,mom.

---Thanks..

A.You'rewelcome

B.That'sallright

C.It'skindofyoutosayso

D.Thesametoyou

22.---Excuseme,?

---That?s$35.76altogether,madam.

A.howmuchisthemealwe'vehad

B.butcanItakeyourorder

C.couldIhavethebill,please

D.wouldyoupleasetakethemoney

23.-----HowisTom?

A.Heisateacher

B.Heismuchbetter

C.Heislikehisfather

D.Heistwenty

24.---I'dliketotakeaweek'sholiday.

—;wearetoobusy.

A.Don'tworryB.Don'tmentionit

C.ForgetitD.Pardonme

25.---Excuseme.

-?

---CouldyoutellmehowIcangettotheFirstDepartment?

A.PardonB.WhyC.

YesD.Please

26.DoyoumindifIsmokehere---

A.No,pleasedon't

B.I'dratheryoudidn't

C.Idon'twantyouto

D.I’mafraidIdon't

27.I'msorry,butIcan'tfollowyou.

——OK,it'sB-L-A-C-K.

A.Wouldyoupleasewalkslowly?

B.Idon'tunderstandyou.

C.Wouldyoupleaserepeatitmoreslowly?

D.What?sthemeaningofthisword?

28.Wishyoueverysuccessinthefuture.

A.Sure,Iwill

B.Thanks

C.It'snoteasytodoso

D.I'11domybest

29.Howdidyoufindyourvisittothemuseum,John?

A.BytakingaNo.3bus.

B.Oh,wonderful,indeed.

C.Iwenttherealone.

D.Aclassmateofmineshowedmetheway.

30.---Let?sgooutforadrivetomorrow.Wecantakeapicnic.

A.Yes,dopleaseB.That?sOK

C.GoodideaD.Many

thanks

31.-------I'mgoingtojointheminthegame.

A.Havefun.B.I?m

sureofit.

C.Whatapity!D.Maybeyou

likeit.

32.-------Mydaughterhaspassedthecollegeentranceexam.

--Congratulations!Sheisreallyintelligent.

A.No,no.Sheisnothing

B.Oh,thankyou

C.Sometimessheis

D.Thesametoyourdaughter

33.---Tom,itiscarelessofyoutohaveleftyourkeyinthelock

holeofyourcar.

---------SoIdid.Imighthavemycarstolen.

A.Thankyou.B.I?m

sorry.

C.MyGod!D.It

doesn'tmatter.

34.-------CouldIuseyourbathroom?

---Why,ofcourse.Just.

A.becareful

B.makeyourselfathome

C.keepinmind

D.goupstairs

35.----ThankGod.It'sFridayagain.Aniceweekend.

A.ThesametoyouB.Metoo

C.That'sallrightD.Yes,I'11be

freethen

36.---------Excuseme,Miss,butmayIshareyourtable?

---Ofcourse..

A.NotatallB.Bemy

guest

C.AsyouwishD.Idon'

tmind

37.----Haveasweetdream.

A.Yes,Iwill

B.Thankyouallthesame

C.Allright

D.Youtoo

38.----I'mtoobusytogotothecinemawithyou,John.

-----------Thefilmissaidtobeaverygoodone.

A.That?sallright.B.I’msosorry.

C.Whatashame!D.It'stoo

disappointing.

39.Doyoustillsmoke?

----------.It'stwoyearssinceIsmoked.

A.No,Idon't

B.Yes,Ido

C.Nottoomuch

D.Oh,yes,butIwishIdidn't

40.---Let'sgoshoppingfirstandthengofishingtomorrow.

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