英语短剧-荆轲刺秦王5-6-7人

荆珂刺秦王人物：太子丹，阿三，荆轲，李莫愁，荆轲妻子；观众甲，场上美女。TheEmperorAndTheAssassin此页添加主要人物照片TheProtagonist荆轲荆轲妻子太子丹阿三观众甲+绝世美女李莫愁Longlongago,therewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountry，thereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQin,“Yingzheng〞.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?OK,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.旁白(Aside)/介绍〔Introduction〕：ActionI太子丹〔上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状〕：

Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemosthansomemanintheworld?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹快乐状)Thankyoumirror!〔面对观众〕I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?

阿三：Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~〔作杀状〕阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子：Ohyeah~~~.

Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：Afterscreening.Ihavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三:Yes.ActionII荆轲：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荆轲：Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁：Comeon!两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。〞——李莫愁倒地。。。。荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?〔赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？〕荆轲再次大笑太子丹上〔抱拳〕：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou〞?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三(手指上场的美女〔指向操作电脑的同学〕，冲动状):Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayOK,sheisyours.阿三：What?What’stheTCM?荆柯;Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhyyoudidn’tknowTCM?Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.荆柯〔流口水〕：Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三：Excuseme?What’stheTCM?观众甲：TCM——TraditionalChineseMM.太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea(立顿减肥茶).ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina〔中国联合利华〕.荆柯(诚恳状)：JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.荆柯〔冲动〕：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’treducemyweight.ActionШ荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver〔沂水河〕.

荆珂：Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends.

太子丹：Iwillmissyou,baby.〔太子丹，阿三下〕荆珂：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!〔?肖申克的救赎?〕荆珂(流泪)：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自?飘?)

妻子：Well.Beaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荆珂〔欲走还留〕：Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...promisemenow,〔泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉〕.妻子:"Ipromise."荆轲:"Neverletgo.“妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."〔?泰坦尼克号?的台词〕妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……旁白：ThenJingkewassenttoQinandfi