第606章昨晚那个

[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbills.]Chandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe‟sscratchinghisbackwithit.)Listen,I‟mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherent.Joey:Right!AndwhenisthatChandler:FirstoftheJoey:Andthat‟severyChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttoliveJoey:Chandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill.(HandsittoJoey:(lookingatit)OhmyChandler:That‟sourphonenumber.Nowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon‟tIjust—whydon‟tIjustcoveryouforawhile?Joey:No-no!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakeChandler:It‟snotcharity,Joey:No!Forgetit!Okay—Imeanthanks,butI‟mdonetakingmoneyfromyou.Allright,Icantakeofmyself.Now,what‟snext?Comeon.Chandler:Okayuh,here‟stheelectricbill.(HandsittoJoey:ThisishowmuchwepayforChandler:Uh,(JoeyrunsoverandshutsofftheChandler:So,we‟lldotherestofthebillslaterOpening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoney.]Phoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn‟ttakePhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheChandler:Ifigurethat$1,500wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y‟know?ButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon‟thurthispride.Phoebe:Whydon‟tyouhirehimasanactor?Youcouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskits.Whateveryouwant.Chandler:WellthatwouldhelptheprideMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmeMonica:(thinks)Chandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshaveplannedfortonight?Monica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe‟dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebe.Phoebe:Andalso,myMonica:It‟snotyourPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnevertellyouit‟snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter.)

606TheOneTheLast606[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbills.]Chandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe‟sscratchinghisbackwithit.)Listen,I‟mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherent.Joey:Right!AndwhenisthatChandler:FirstoftheJoey:Andthat‟severyChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttoliveJoey:Chandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill.(HandsittoJoey:(lookingatit)OhmyChandler:That‟sourphonenumber.Nowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon‟tIjust—whydon‟tIjustcoveryouforawhile?Joey:No-no!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakeChandler:It‟snotcharity,Joey:No!Forgetit!Okay—Imeanthanks,butI‟mdonetakingmoneyfromyou.Allright,Icantakeofmyself.Now,what‟snext?Comeon.Chandler:Okayuh,here‟stheelectricbill.(HandsittoJoey:ThisishowmuchwepayforChandler:Uh,(JoeyrunsoverandshutsofftheChandler:So,we‟lldotherestofthebillslaterOpening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoney.]Phoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn‟ttakePhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheChandler:Ifigurethat$1,500wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y‟know?ButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon‟thurthispride.Phoebe:Whydon‟tyouhirehimasanactor?Youcouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskits.Whateveryouwant.Chandler:WellthatwouldhelptheprideMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmeMonica:(thinks)Chandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshaveplannedfortonight?Monica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe‟dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebe.Phoebe:Andalso,myMonica:It‟snotyourPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnevertellyouit‟snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter.)Joey:Joey:

Ross:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!SoyouguyshaveanythingplannedforthebiglastChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe‟ddoRoss:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Knicksseasonopenertonight.Ithoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchit.Joey:Idon‟tknowRoss,notifyou‟regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologist.Ross:IdidgiveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeaRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwasMonica:You‟renotdressedyet?!We‟resupposedtostarthavingfuninRachel:WellandclearlynotaminuteMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanpleasetellmethatyou‟reRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonight.Phoebe:MyGod,Ican‟tgetaminuteofpeacearoundthis[CuttoRachel‟sbedroom,Phoebeandherareentering.Andit‟sobviousshe’snotPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica‟sjustgonnakillRachel:Yeah,yeah,IPhoebe:Well,whatyou‟rewearingisfineforMonica:(entering)Rachel,Ineedtoborrow—You’renotpacked!!!!You‟renotpackedevenalittlebit!Rachel:Surprise!!Monica:What?Rachel:No,nodon‟tgetmadbecauselook—thisiswhathappened.SoI-Istartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIdoing?Iamlousyatpacking!"Right?Butyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,ta-da!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I‟llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I‟msosorry,Ididn‟tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!Okay?Youcanhelp,can‟tyouPhoebe?Phoebe:IhaveMonica:You‟replanswerewithMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthings.NowPhoebe,gotelltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:Monica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thank[Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel‟sdoorbehindPhoebe:Hurry!Monica‟sgonnamakeyoupack!She‟sgotjobsforeveryone!Now,it‟stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(Theguysscrambleforthedoor.)Monica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy‟sescapeattempt)Okay!Themoverswillbeherein11hours.Rachelhasnotpacked.Now,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we‟regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,I-IhaveplanswithMonica:IthoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodoChandler:Yes,butforthelastMonica:Okayfine,now

Ross:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!SoyouguyshaveanythingplannedforthebiglastChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe‟ddoRoss:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Knicksseasonopenertonight.Ithoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchit.Joey:Idon‟tknowRoss,notifyou‟regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologist.Ross:IdidgiveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeaRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwasMonica:You‟renotdressedyet?!We‟resupposedtostarthavingfuninRachel:WellandclearlynotaminuteMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanpleasetellmethatyou‟reRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonight.Phoebe:MyGod,Ican‟tgetaminuteofpeacearoundthis[CuttoRachel‟sbedroom,Phoebeandherareentering.Andit‟sobviousshe’snotPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica‟sjustgonnakillRachel:Yeah,yeah,IPhoebe:Well,whatyou‟rewearingisfineforMonica:(entering)Rachel,Ineedtoborrow—You’renotpacked!!!!You‟renotpackedevenalittlebit!Monica:What?Rachel:No,nodon‟tgetmadbecauselook—thisiswhathappened.SoI-Istartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIdoing?Iamlousyatpacking!"Right?Butyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,ta-da!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I‟llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I‟msosorry,Ididn‟tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!Okay?Youcanhelp,can‟tyouPhoebe?Phoebe:IhaveMonica:You‟replanswerewithMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthings.NowPhoebe,gotelltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:Monica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thank[Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel‟sdoorbehindher.]Phoebe:Hurry!Monica‟sgonnamakeyoupack!She‟sgotjobsforeveryone!Now,it‟stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(TheguysscramblefortheMonica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy‟sescapeattempt)Okay!Themoverswillbeherein11hours.Rachelhasnotpacked.Now,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we‟regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,I-IhaveplanswithMonica:Ithoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodo

Chandler:Yes,butforthelastMonica:Okayfine,nowRoss:Oh,but-butIcan‟tdoMonica:WhyJoey:(quietly)I‟vegotRoss:Because,becauseI‟vegotMonica:It‟salmost8o‟clock,it‟salmostpasthisbedtime.Where-whereisChandler:He‟satadinnerMonica:Ishereallycoming?BecauseIcanseerightintoyourRoss:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI‟djustusemysonas-asanexcuse?WhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIam?Monica:Allright,sorry.(GoesbacktoRachel‟sRoss:(totheguys)Igottagomakeafake[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwoJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasChandler:Oh,IwishI‟dknowyouweregoingtodothat,IorderedChinese.Joey:Ohthat‟sokay.Hey,actuallyinawayit‟skindanice.Me,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyChandler:Say,Joe,Ihadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnight.Whatdoyousayweplayalittleuh,foosballformoney?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Youhaven‟tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryplagued‟97season.Itwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoney.Chandler:Yesitwould.WhatdoyousaytoJoey:Okay,you‟reChandler:Okay,let‟splay!Thebiggame,Italyvs.China,apparently.(Theystartplaying.)[Scene:Rachel‟sbedroom,she‟sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelf.]Rachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit‟stherollerMonica:(startingtocry)OhRachel:Yourememberwhenwegotthese?Monica:No.Rachel:Iguessyouweren‟tthere.(TheyPhoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically.)Youdon‟tremember?Rachel:I‟msorryPheebs,IguessI‟mjustreallysaidthatI‟mMonica:I‟mgonnamissyousoPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn‟thavetobesosadthough.Y‟know?Maybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou‟regonnamisseachother,youshouldlikethinkofthethingsyou‟renotgonnamiss.Monica:Idon‟tthinkthere‟sanything.Phoebe:Comeon,there‟sgottabesomething.Monica:Nope,she‟sperfect.Rachel:IhavePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangoRachel:Uhwell,IguessI‟mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou‟reneverallowedtomovethephonepen.(Laughs.Monicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit.)Phoebe:Goodthat‟sagoodone.Okay,Monica,anything?Y‟know?DoesRachelmovethephonepen?Monica:Aw,sometimes.Always,Phoebe:Okay,good.Thereyougo.Doesn‟tanyonefeel

Monica:Notjustthephonepen.InevergetmyRachel:YougetyourMonica:Yeah,wellIdon‟tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouch.Rachel:So-so,youmissedamessagefromwho?Chandleroryourmom?OrChandler?Oryourmom?Phoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone‟s[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosball.]Joey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Ha-ha!That‟slike500bucksyouoweme!Whoo-ho-hoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly.)$500thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there‟snothinginthefridge.)Whoo-ho-ho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge.)IgottabuysomeChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneyback.Okay?Suddendeath,onegoal,$1,000.Joey:Youserious?Chandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:Okay.Joey:Okay,herewego.[Inslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicplaysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,ChandlerquitsplayingandgoesforhisChinesefood.Joeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetable.Chandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandler.]Chandler:No!No!No!No—(Joeylooksathim)—onecanbeatme.(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit.)Chandler:See?Now,that‟swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekicking.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroom.]Monica:Hello?(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)See?OtherpeoplecallRachel:Ooh,yourbrother.Monica:(onphone)What‟sRoss:Oh,I‟mjustoverherewithBen.Ithoughtwe‟dsayMonica:Oh,puthimRoss:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica.(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin.)Oh,Iguesshedoesn‟tfeelliketalkingrightnow.He‟ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulater.[Scene:Rachel‟sbedroom,Rachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwine.ShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompletelyignoresMonica.]Phoebe:Yeah,Ithinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresad.Hey,uh,remembertherollerblades?Rachel:YouknowwhatelseI‟mnotgonnamiss?"I‟mMonica.Iwashthetoilet17timesaday.Evenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI‟mRachel,ismysweatertootight?No?Oh,I‟dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I‟mMonica,Idon‟tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeople.Phoebe:Hey!IcallMonica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!Ihate

对Ross:Oh,but-butIcan‟tdoMonica:WhyJoey:(quietly)I‟vegotRoss:Because,becauseI‟vegotMonica:It‟salmost8o‟clock,it‟salmostpasthisbedtime.Where-whereisChandler:He‟satadinnerMonica:Ishereallycoming?BecauseIcanseerightintoyourapartment!Ross:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI‟djustusemysonas-asanexcuse?WhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIam?Monica:Allright,sorry.(GoesbacktoRachel‟sRoss:(totheguys)Igottagomakeafake[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwoJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasChandler:Oh,IwishI‟dknowyouweregoingtodothat,IorderedChinese.Joey:Ohthat‟sokay.Hey,actuallyinawayit‟skindanice.Me,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyChandler:Say,Joe,Ihadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnight.Whatdoyousayweplayalittleuh,foosballformoney?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Youhaven‟tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryplagued‟97season.Itwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoney.Chandler:Yesitwould.WhatdoyousaytoJoey:Okay,you‟reChandler:Okay,let‟splay!Thebiggame,Italyvs.China,apparently.(Theystartplaying.)[Scene:Rachel‟sbedroom,she‟sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelf.]Rachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit‟stherollerMonica:(startingtocry)OhRachel:Yourememberwhenwegotthese?Monica:No.Rachel:Iguessyouweren‟tthere.(TheyPhoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically.)Youdon‟tremember?Rachel:I‟msorryPheebs,IguessI‟mjustreallysaidthatI‟mMonica:I‟mgonnamissyousoPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn‟thavetobesosadthough.Y‟know?Maybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou‟regonnamisseachother,youshouldlikethinkofthethingsyou‟renotgonnamiss.Monica:Idon‟tthinkthere‟sanything.Phoebe:Comeon,there‟sgottabesomething.Monica:Nope,she‟sperfect.Rachel:IhavePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangoRachel:Uhwell,IguessI‟mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou‟reneverallowedtomovethephonepen.(Laughs.Monicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit.)Phoebe:Goodthat‟sagoodone.Okay,Monica,anything?Y‟know?DoesRachelmovethephonepen?

Monica:Aw,sometimes.Always,Phoebe:Okay,good.Thereyougo.Doesn‟tanyonefeelbetter?Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican‟tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI‟lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout.)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations.(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisexaminingthebrokenfoosballtableasChandlerentersfromhisroom.]Chandler:StillJoey:Thissucksman!Thelastnightyou‟rehereandIlosethetwomostimportantthingsinmylife,thefoosballtableand$500.Chandler:Well,thereareotherwaysofwinningbackyourmoney,howaboutalittleuh,alittleBlackjack?(Holdsupadeckofcards.)Joey:Nah,notmyChandler:Okay,uh,howabout,howabout—y‟knowwhat?Wecouldplayanewgame.Anewgame,it‟sfun.Joey:Well,what‟sitcalled?Chandler:Cups.Joey:Idon‟tknowhowtoplayChandler:I‟llteachya!Comeon,comeon,it‟sreallyeasyandreally,reallyJoey:AllChandler:Okay,hereyougo.(Hedealsouttwocardseach.)Ihavetwoqueens,whatdoyouhave?Joey:AtwoandaChandler:Ho-ho,youwin!50Joey:Chandler:Ohyeah!Okay,let‟splayagain.(Hedealsouttwocardseachagain.)Whatdoyougot?Joey:Afourandanine.Chandler:You‟rekiddingright?Joey:No.Why?Chandler:Wellthat‟safullcup!(PayshimJoey:Damn!Iamgoodat[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiswhiningtoPhoebeaboutMonica:I‟mnottalkingtoPhoebe:Well,oneofyouhastotakethefirststep!Anditshouldbeyou,becauseshe‟stheonewho‟sleaving.It‟sharderforher!Monica:Well,maybeyou‟reright—ShemadefunofmyphonePhoebe:Iknow,Itookithardtoo.(MonicagoesintoRachel‟sMonica:ListenRachel,Ifeelreallybadabout—Whatareyoudoing?(SheseesthatRachelisunpacking.)Monica:Rachel:I‟mnotmoving!(Shere-hangsapicture,crookedly.)IsthatpictureMonica:Itneedstogoabout20blockstotheRachel:Hey,y‟knowwhat?You‟retheonewhowantstomakethisbigchangeandmoveinwithChandler!Youshouldbetheonetogo!WhyshouldIhave

Monica:Becauseit‟smyRachel:Wellit‟sminetoo!WhatelseyouMonica:Howabout,you‟removing!!(Grabsabunchofclothesandthrowsthemintoabox.WhatfollowsisabriefsequenceofRachelunpackingandMonicapackingthesamestuffoverandoveragainasRachelchants"No."andMonicachants"Yes.")Rachel:Look!Thisisridiculous.Weshouldbepackingyou!!(SheknocksoverMonica,grabsabox,andrunsintothekitchen.)Phoebe:Hey,howareyouguysMonica:(entering)IamRachel:Ohreally?!Thenhowcomeallyourstuffisinthisbox?!(MonicastartschasingRachelaroundthetable.)Phoebe:Okay,youguys.YouguysIthinkIknowwhat‟sgoingonhere.Okay,youguys…STOP!!(Theystop.)Iknowthat,Iknowthatyou‟reactingmadbecauseyouthinkthatit‟llmakeiteasiertoleave.Butdeepdownyou‟restillreallysad.Deep-deepdown.Monica:NoPhoebeIammad!Phoebe:Well,deep-deep-deepdown!Rachel:Yeah,I‟mjustmad!Phoebe:Thenkeeprunning.(Theyresumethechase.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,they‟restillplayingCups.]Chandler:Youwin.Joey:Well,whatdidyouChandler:Itdoesn‟tmatterbecausenothingbeatsathreeandasix.ThatmyfriendisD-Cup.Okay,nowmuchhaveyouwonsofar?Joey:Uh,(countsthemoney)wow,Chandler:Not700Joey:Chandler:Doubleit!(HeJoey:Chandler:WellyouseeinCups,onceyouget$700,youhavetodoubleJoey:Chandler:Hey,Ididn‟tmakeuptherules.Now,afteryoureceivethedoublingbonus,yougetuh,onecard.Nowthatonecardcouldbeworth$100bringingyourtotalto1,500.(Joeygetsexcited.)Don‟tgettoexcitedbecausethat‟snotgonnahappenunlessyouget—Noway!(Hetakesthetopcard,whichisthetwoofclubs.Ofcourse,anycardwould‟vewon.Chandlerpayshim.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicacarriesaboxoutofRachel‟sroom.]Monica:Well,thisisthelastboxofyourclothes.I‟mjustgonnalabelit,"Whatwereyouthinking?"Rachel:Funny,becauseIwasjustgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonPhoebe:Heyyouguys,Idon‟tmeantomakethingsworse,butumm,Idon‟twanttolivewithRachelanymore.MonicaandRachel:Phoebe:You‟rejustsomeantoeachother!AndIdon‟twanttoenduplikethatwithRachel.Istilllikeyou!Rachel:Well,Phoebethat‟sfinebecauseI‟mnot

该搬的是你!我凭什么要搬！——Monica:Notjustthephonepen.InevergetmyRachel:YougetyourMonica:Yeah,wellIdon‟tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouch.Rachel:So-so,youmissedamessagefromwho?Chandleroryourmom?OrChandler?Oryourmom?Phoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone‟s[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosball.]Joey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Ha-ha!That‟slike500bucksyouoweme!Whoo-ho-hoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly.)$500thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there‟snothinginthefridge.)Whoo-ho-ho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge.)IgottabuysomeChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneyback.Okay?Suddendeath,onegoal,$1,000.Chandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:Okay.Joey:Okay,herewego.[Inslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicplaysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,ChandlerquitsplayingandgoesforhisChinesefood.Joeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetable.Chandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandler.]Chandler:No!No!No!No—(Joeylooksathim)—onecanbeatme.(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit.)Chandler:See?Now,that‟swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekicking.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroom.]Monica:Hello?(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)See?OtherpeoplecallRachel:Ooh,yourbrother.Monica:(onphone)What‟sRoss:Oh,I‟mjustoverherewithBen.Ithoughtwe‟dsayMonica:Oh,puthimRoss:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica.(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin.)Oh,Iguesshedoesn‟tfeelliketalkingrightnow.He‟ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulater.[Scene:Rachel‟sbedroom,Rachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwine.ShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompletelyignoresMonica.]Phoebe:Yeah,Ithinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresad.Hey,uh,remembertherollerblades?Rachel:YouknowwhatelseI‟mnotgonnamiss?"I‟mMonica.Iwashthetoilet17timesaday.Evenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI‟mRachel,ismysweatertootight?No?Oh,I‟dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I‟mMonica,Idon‟tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeople.

Phoebe:Hey!IcallMonica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!IhateRoss!"Monica:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Phoebeyougottatakeher!Y‟knowI-I-Isaidsomereallybadstuffabouther,buty‟knowRachelhassomegoodqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommate.Rachel:Ohreally?LikewhatMonica:Y‟knowshehas147,000pairsofRachel:Ohyeah,goodstartMonica:SheletsyouborrowRachel:Yeahandyoustretch„emoutwithyourbigoldclownMonica:Doyouwannaliveoutside?!Becauseit‟sgettin‟cold!(ToPhoebe)Shegetstonsofcatalogsandumm,she‟llfolddownthepagesofthethingsshethinksthatI‟dlike.Phoebe:WhatMonica:WhenItakeashower,sheleavesmelittlenotesontheRachel:Yeah,Ido.I-Ido,doPhoebe:That‟snice.IlikehavingthingstoreadintheMonica:WhenIfallasleeponthecouchafterreading,shecoversmeoverwithaRachel:Welly‟know,Idon‟twantyoutobeMonica:AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnabemovinginwithChandler,shewasreallysupportive.(ToRachel)(Startstocry)Youweresogreat.Youmadeitsoeasy.Andnowyouhavetoleave.AndIhavetolivewithaboy!!(Theybothbreakdownintears.)Rachel:Oh,it‟sgonnabePhoebe:OkayRachel,Ican‟twaittolivewithyou!Andyouknowwhatweshoulddo?BringMonicaandthenwecouldalllivetheretogether!We‟llhavesomuchfun!!Rachel:Buthoney,Ithinkshe‟smovinginwithPhoebe:Ohthat‟sright.You‟restillsetonMonica:Kinda.(ShehugsPhoebeandlooksoutthewindow.Shemovesclosertoittogetabetterlook.)OhmyGod![CuttoRoss‟sapartment,he‟swatchingTVandeatingsomepopcornasthephonerings.]Ross:(answeringthephone)Hello?(Listens)HeyMon,how‟sthepackinggoing?(Listens)Ben?He‟sfine.Yeah,he‟sright—OhmyGod!(HelooksoveratthefakeBenandnoticesthattheheadhasfallenoff.)Getyourheadofyourshirtthereson!(Hetriestopushthepumpkinthroughtheneckhole.)What?(Listens)Yeah,it‟sapumpkin.I‟llcomepack.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,(Ohh,that‟sthelasttimeI‟mevergonnatypethatline.It‟sjustsosad.)Joeyisentering,angrily.]Joey:Joey:RossandIwerehelpingthegirlspack,tookalittlebreak,Ilost$1,500tohiminCups!Chandler:Wh-HowdidyouloseatJoey:Thesamewayyoulost.IstartedoutwithaKingandaQueen,bamn!Rossgetsa2anda3.ThenIgetaJackandaKing,boom!Rossgetsa4anda5!RosswasgettingtheCupcard,theD-Cup,theSittin‟DownBonus!Meanwhile,Ididn‟tevengethalfacup!Nothin‟!!Chandler:OhJoey:Andheneverplayedbeforeeither!Y‟knowwhatIthink?Ithink

班？他很好，他正在——天啊!对luck,veryimportantinChandler:Allright,let‟splayonemorehand!OneJoey:No,no,nomore!Icannotloseanotherdime!I‟mseriousthistime!In-infact,look,there‟sa—Iwannagiveyousomething.AndletmegiveittooyouknowbeforeIpawnitforCupsmoney.(Herollsthebigwhitedogover)Now,Iwantyoutohavethebigwhitedogasakindaofa,y‟know,thankyouforbeingsuchagreatroommate.Chandler:Ican‟ttakethebigwhitedog!YouloveJoey:It‟shim,notChandler:No,butwait—whatifIboughtitfromyou,y‟know?Andyournicegesturewouldbegivingittomeatareasonableprice,say(GetschokedJoey:Waitasecond,Iseewhatyou‟retryingtodohere!You-you‟retryingtogivememoneyagain!Chandler:WhendidItrytogiveyouJoey:Overthere!(Pointstothecouch)Before,withthebills!Youtriedtogivesomecharity,Isaid"No,"youdroppedit.Okay?Thenwehadanicelastnighttogether,wehadsomefun,wegambled,nobodytriedtogiveanybodyanymoney!Nowoutoftheblue,youstartwiththecharitythingagain!Chandler:I‟mjusttryingtohelpyouout!Okay?Iwannamakesurethatyou‟reJoey:Iwillbeokay!LookChandler,yougottagetitoutofyourheadthatIcan‟ttakecareofmyself.Okay?Look,I‟mnotgonnamissyouhelpingmeoutwithmoney.TheonlythingthatI‟mgonnamiss…isyou.Andnowthedog.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,(Andthat‟sthelasttimeforthatline,nomoreChandlerandJoey‟sorMonicaandRachel‟s,ever!)JoeyandRossarecarryingthelasttableofRachel‟s.Rachelfollowsslowly,butisstoppedbyMonica.]Monica:Hey.Callmewhenyougetthere.Okay?Rachel:Monica:I‟mreallygonnamissyou.(Theyhug.)Rachel:Oh!Ihaveyourkey.Hereyougo.(HandsittoMonica:Thanks.Rachel:Yeah.(Silenceensues.)Rachel:OhGod!Thisissilly,I‟mgonnaseeyouinacoupleofhours!(TheyhugMonica:Rachel:Byehouse!(Theybreaktheembrace.)Rachel:ByeMon.Monica:(MonicaclosesthedoorandslowlywalksintoRachel‟soldandnowemptyChandler:(entering)Monica:Shereallyleft.Chandler:Iknow.(Hekissesher.)Monica:Thankyou.Chandler:Noproblemroomie.(SheturnsaroundandhugsMonica:CanIaskyoua

Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican‟tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI‟lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout.)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations.(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox.)[Scene:Chandlerand