just-my-luck(倒霉爱神)-英文剧本

/［Ａshｌeｙ]在公寓前[Ａshlｅy］Ｍorniｎg,Oｓcａr．早上好，Oｓｃaｒ。[Guard］Morｎing，MiｓｓAlbriｇht。Fｉｎｄｉngacabmａytａkｅawhｉlｅintｈｉsmｅss.Nｏumbｒｅｌla?早上好,Albrｉghｔ小姐。照现在这种状况想叫辆出租车恐怕得费点时间.没带伞么?［Ａsｈｌey］RｅａllyｔｈinkIneedonｅ?有这个必要么？［Guaｒｄ］Ｇuessnot。好像没有。［Ashｌey］Thanks．Haｖeagoodoｎe。谢谢,祝你一天愉快。［Ａshley］出租车上–和司机说话[Ashley］Oh。Ｎice.Bｙe.噢，不错.再见。［Asｈley]Fｉrstsｔoｐ,66ｔhandBroadway．Ineｅdtobethereiｎｆｏurmiｎｕtes，ｐleａｓｅ.先在第66大街和百老汇交叉口停一下.我必须在4分钟内到那里。[Taｘidrivｅｒ]Oｈ，yeah．That'ｓgonｎahaｐpen。噢耶，走着瞧吧。［Ashleｙ]出租车上–拨错电话给ＷNＹH[Ashley]Hi。Dana？嗨，Danａ。[ＷNYH]ＷＮYH.You’ｒecaｌlｅrｓevｅn．Canyoｕnameouｒｍｙｓterｙsｏｎｇ?这里是ＷNＹH节目.你是第七个打进电话的听众。你能猜出我们的神秘歌曲么？[Ashley]Oops。Ididitagain.Sorrｙ．哦，我又打错了,不好意思。(Ｏoｐs.Iｄｉdｉtａgaｉn是布兰尼的成名曲)[WＮＹＨ］Ｔhａt’ｓｒigｈt!Yoｕwiｎ！没错，你中奖了。［Ashlｅy]出租车上–出租车司机说话[Taｘｉdｒiｖer]Oh，ｔhａｔ＇slikｅfivegreeｎsinarow。Thefｏrceissｔroｎｇthismoｒniｎg，ｂoy.哦，今天一路上碰上5个红绿灯！今天的“原力"还真强啊，小子.（“原力”-《星球大战》中）［Ashlｅｙ]出租车上–打电话给Dana［Ashleｙ]Daｎａ,ｉｔlooksｌikeＩ’mrｕnniｎgalittlｅｅaｒｌy.SoI’mgoｎnａｍａkeastopatBalｄucｃｉ＇s.Ｍｕffｉn？Dａnａ，我好像来的有点早。所以我想在Balducci店停一下，要来点松饼么？［Ｊake]找MR。PHILLIPS-去MR.PHILＬIＰS家的路上[Ｊake］Iａmthemasterofmyuｎivｅｒse.Ｐｏsitｉvｅeｎergy,ｐosｉtiveresｕlts。我是我世界的主宰。只要有积极的努力就会有积极的回报.[Jake]找MR.PHILLIPS-看见了MR。PHILLIＰＳ［Jakｅ]Oｈ,perｆect．Takiｎgtheｄogforａwａlk。哦，不错。出来遛狗。[Ｊａｋe]Ｇoodmｏrning,Mｒ。Pｈilliｐs。IwaｎttｏintroｄuceyoutothehoｔｔｅsｔbaｎdｉnNeｗYｏrkＣity．早上好，Ｐhillｉｐｓ先生。我想向您推荐一下全纽约最棒的乐队.［Jakｅ]Mａgｉctime．Ｏｈ，perfecｔ!绝妙的时机。哦，好极了！［Jakｅ］找MR．PHIＬLIPＳ-看到一分钱［Ｊake]Ｈuh。Findapeｎｎｙ。.．嗯，捡到一分钱。[Ｊａｋｅ］找MＲ.ＰＨIＬLIPS—追赶MR.PHILＬIＰS[Ｊake］Ｕh，Mr.Pｈｉｌlｉps？Ｅｘｃｕsemｅ?嗯,Ｍr．Ｐhillｉps？打搅一下？[Ashlｅy]下出租车,两个工人在搬运一面镜子[Ｗｏrkｅｒ]Herewegｏ．Ｌift.Gｏｏd.Walｋitarｏund.Bringｉtａｒound。Briｎgitａroｕnd．Thａt’siｔ.准备，起.好,转个圈。转过来。转过来。可以了.［Ashley]电梯里[Pｅnｎingｔon］Hｅy，ｈoｌdｉｔ，please。嘿，请等一下。［Ashley］Oh．哦。［Peｎnington]Thaｎks.谢谢。[Ashｌey］Ｙou＇rewelcome。不客气［Jake］追赶MR.ＰHILLIPS—碰到警察［Philliｐs]Ｃomeｏn，babｙ。Baｂymadeａpｏo－ｐoo！Now，lｅt’sgo.走吧,宝贝。宝贝便便了.好，咱们走.[Phiｌｌｉｐｓ]Baｂy,yｏurｐoo－poo'scoｓtingmｅ．Hａppｙ?宝贝，你的便便可要害我花钱了。你满意了？(对警察说）[Jake]Hi.Goodmoｒｎｉng。嗨，早上好。［Policemａn］Mm－hmm。嗯.［Jaｋe］Ｓweeｔ.真走运.[Jａkｅ]追赶MR.PＨＩLLIPS－撞到了一个女孩,被警察追［Jake]Ｏh,ｍygoｓｈ!Areyｏuｏkａｙ?哦,我的天啊！你没事吧?[Ｇirl］Ｗhat，wｈatareyｏudoing?Getoｆｆ！你,你在干什么，快起来！［Ｊake］I'ｍsorry.Aｒeyouo．。．Looｋ,I＇m..。Ｌetmehelpyouup．Ｓtoｐｈiｔｔinｇme！对不起，你没。.。你看,我是，让我扶你起来。别踢我!［Giｒl］Dｏn’t，don’ttouchme.不,不要碰我。[Ｊaｋe]Ｌetmｅｈｅlpyouup!Itｗasａｎａｃcident！让我帮你起来！这只是个意外。[Girl]Oｈ，myGod！Hｅlｐ！哦,我的天啊,救命啊!［Ｐoｌiceｍan]Hey，yoｕ！Don’tmoｖe！嘿，你,别跑！［Ｊake］Tｈisisｎoｔ.．。这不是。。。[Ｇirｌ］Hｅlp！Ｈelp！救命！救命![Jake]Thiｓisnｏt．．．ｎｏｔgoｏｄ．Notgooｄ.这不。。。不好，不好。［Ｇirl]Sｏmｅbｏdy!救救我!［Policeman］Sｔａythｅre！站着别动！[Jａｋe]Leｔmehelpyｏuup!Cｏmeon！让我扶你起来，来吧！［Girl]Ｇeｔｔｈatthinｇnｅａｒme,aｎdI’llｓmackｉt!你那玩意要是敢靠近我，我就把它拍烂！[Policｅｍan］Iｎeｅdbaｃkｕｐ！2８8iｎthepａrk!Hey,you!Ｓtａytheｒｅ！我需要支援!２88号在公园!嘿，说你呢！站着别动！我会追上你的！[Jａkｅ］Thｅbuｔtonpoｐped！口子自己迸开的!［Polｉcｅｍan］Gｒeenjackeｔ，skullcap。Purｓuingonfoot.绿色夹克，鸭舌帽.徒步逃离。［Jake］追赶MR．PHILLIPＳ［Ｐhillｉps]We'ｒｅmakｉngmuｓichere.We'rｅｎoｔmakinｇchiｃken．Weｌl，getiｔｄｏne.Weneedthisdone．我们是做音乐的，不是做鸡肉的。好吧，处理好，这件事必须处理好。［Jａke］Sｉr，excuseｍe!Ｇoｏｄｍorning，Ｍｒ．Pｈilｌiｐs！Ihaveaｂrand—new。。．先生，打搅一下！早上好，Phillips先生！我有一个全新的.。.［Polｉceｍａｎ］Goｔyｏu！抓到了！[Jakｅ]Ｍr。Philｌiｐs!Philliｐｓ先生！［Polｉcemａn］Giveｍeyｏurａrm,ｐervert！把手给我,变态!［Jaｋｅ］Taｋeaquｉｃkliｓten！试听一下!［Ｐｏｌｉceｍan］Yｏusmｅlllikedｏｇｃrap!你一身狗屎味!［Jake]Officｅr,ｃouｌdyoｕtａkemetothｅ3６thＰrecinct？They’ｒenicｅtomethere.长官,能不能把我送到３6警署？他们对我很好。［Ashley］公司-电梯[Pｅnniｎｇｔon]Ｙouｐｒomise?6:00?你答应了？６点?［Ashlｅy］Okａy.I'lｌbeｔheredheａｄｗholookｓlｉketｈiｓ．好的。我到时候会是一头红发,就象现在.［Penｎington]Iｎthaｔcase，I’ｌｌbｅthereaｔ５：30．如果那样的话，我就5:30到.［Asｈley]Oｋay。好的。[Aｓｈｌeｙ]公司－办公室［Ashｌｅy]Morning,Mａggie.早上好,Ｍaggie。[Maｇgie]Ｏh，whａｔareyousoｃｈippｅraｂout？哦,你美什么呢?[Ashｌeｙ]BrａdPｉttanｄJuｄeLawhａdaｂaby．。.ａndＩjｕｓtmethimｉntheｅlｅvａｔor．BraｄＰiｔt和JuｄeＬａw生了个孩子。。。而我刚刚在电梯里碰上他。［Sｅrver]Braｄen&Compaｎy。CaｎＩhｅlｐｙou?Bradｅn公司,有什么能为您效劳？［Ａshleｙ］SomeboｄyordereｄBalｄucci＇s．某人要了Baｌｄucci的点心.[Dａna］Oh,yum。Excusｅmｅ。Ｗhａｔ’sｈappｅningonthisbｏdy?Iｓthｉsａneｗｃoaｔ?哦，好，对了。你身上这是怎么了?新衣服?［Aｓｈley］Yeah．Canyoubeｌieveit？Samｐlｅsａle.Fｉftypｅｒｃentofｆ.是啊,你相信么？样品特卖，五折。[Daｎa］Ohh。哦.[Magｇie］Andｈerｃoaｔmetsｏmeoｎe．而且她的衣服让她勾搭上了某人。[Dana］DａvidPenｎingｔon。OwneroftheBostonCeｌｔｉcsDaviｄＰenｎingtｏn?DａvidＰenninｇton.就是BostonCeltiｃs队的老板，DaviｄPenｎington么？[Ashley]No,siｌly。It’sｈisson。才不是，傻瓜。是他儿子。［Ｄanａ］Imprｅｓsｉvｅ．ButＩ,ｔoo,ｈａdａreaｌlygreａtmｏrｎｉng.Ａpｐarenｔly，SａturnisｉｎliｎewｉｔｈNｅptune.真棒。不过,我今天早上也不错。显然，土星和海王星连成一线了。[Ashlｅy］Dana，yｏukｎowthｏsethiｎｇｓａren＇ｔeｘaｃtlyfａｃｔual，right?Dａna，你知道这些东西不是真的，对吗?［Maｇgｉe]Ooh!Ooｈ！Andmynewsｏｎgｇotａrｅallypolitereｊectionｌeｔter.．.ｆromTwoTｏnｅＲecoｒｄs。Bｕtyｏuknｏwwhatｔheyｓay：Oneｄoorclｏｓes，andtwｏｄooｒsopen.噢！噢!我的新歌收到了来自两家唱片公司非常礼貌的拒绝信。但是你知道他们是怎么说的么?一扇门关上，就有两扇门打开(天无绝人之路)［Dａna］Ｓｐeａkiｎgoｆdoorｓ,uh，thePｈilｌipｓmｅetiｎg．.。Wｈenｉsiｔ?说到门，嗯,Phiｌlips那个会议是在几点？[Aｓhley］Ｎow。Ａlｌriｇht,I'ｖeｇoｔtagotakｅnotes．现在。好,我要去作记录了.[Daｎa]Okaｙ.好的。[Ａshlｅy]Ｉｗillｓeeyougｕyｓaftｅｒ．我们一会见.[Ｍaggie］Bye.ＣａnIhaveoneｏfthｏse?再见。我能来一块么？[Dana]Ｄoyouｗantｔhebrａn？你想吃麦麸么？［Ashｌey]公司—会议室［Aｓｈlｅy］Wherｅiseｖｅｒｙｂody？人呢?［Phillips］Loｏk，ourSoundＳcanｓlａsｔweekweｒe47０，０00。Thaｔ’swhｙwede.。.Yes，wｅdeseｒvetobeatthefｒontofｔhestｏｒe.Ｌoｏk，yoｕｔelｌhimbeｃａuseIｓaiｄso。YoｕtｅllhimDamｏnPｈiｌlｉｐssaiｄso.Ｉ'mhanｇingupnow。你看,我们上周的唱片销量有47万。这就是为什么。。。对，我们应该摆在商店的前排。听着,你告诉他就说是我说的，你就说这是DamonPhiｌlipｓ说的。我要挂电话了。[Pｈｉｌｌips］Ｉtｈoughｔwehadameetｉng。我还以为我们有个会。[Ashley］Oh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