高中英语 生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕16素材

1、生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕1600:03:50,120 -> 00:03:54,100300:03:54,110 -> 00:03:58,110翻译：MADD 乖乖的韩小仙 joanna YY400:03:54,110 -> 00:03:58,110500:03:58,110 -> 00:04:02,110后期：孤帆 时间轴：小e600:03:58,110 -> 00:04:02,110700:04:02,110 -> 00:04:06,110校对：空虚的VV 总监：郁闷的YY800:04:02,110 -> 00:04:06,110900:04:08,

2、210 -> 00:04:10,910生活大爆炸 第四季第十六集1000:00:00,000 -> 00:00:02,240生活大爆炸 前情提要Previously on The Big Bang Theory:1100:00:02,240 -> 00:00:05,180猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了 我的妹妹普丽娅Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.1200:00:05,180 -> 00:00:06,920真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德It's really nice to see you again, Leon

3、ard.1300:00:06,920 -> 00:00:08,940恩 我也很高兴见到你Yeah, it's good to see you, too.1400:00:09,190 -> 00:00:10,390到了Here you go.1500:00:10,390 -> 00:00:11,860谢谢Thanks.1600:00:14,460 -> 00:00:17,080-你上了我妹妹 -对- You slept with my sister?! - Yeah.1700:00:17,080 -> 00:00:18,790这是对我信任莫大的背叛This

4、is a terrible betrayal of my trust!1800:00:18,790 -> 00:00:20,640要是我告诉你Would it help if I told you1900:00:20,640 -> 00:00:22,160我向她献出真心that I offered her my heart,2000:00:22,160 -> 00:00:24,730却被她狠狠践踏 你会好受点么and she kinda stomped on it?!2100:00:24,730 -> 00:00:25,970她践踏得多狠How hard did she

5、 stomp?2200:00:25,970 -> 00:00:27,460相当狠Very hard.2300:00:28,320 -> 00:00:29,740好吧 好受多了Okay, I'm good.2400:00:35,830 -> 00:00:37,210什么事那么好笑What's so funny?2500:00:37,510 -> 00:00:39,020没什么 只是在想Nothing. Just thinking2600:00:39,020 -> 00:00:41,930人做爱时发出的声音about the noises people

6、 make during sex.2700:00:43,480 -> 00:00:46,110我有时确实有点不能自已 是吧I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I?2800:00:47,260 -> 00:00:48,640很可爱It's cute.2900:00:48,640 -> 00:00:51,230听起来像只喝醉的猴子You sound a little like a drunken monkey.3000:00:57,400 -> 00:00:59,880你懂的 那其实是对你的赞美You k

7、now it's meant as a compliment.3100:00:59,880 -> 00:01:01,760我也是这么理解的That's how I take it.3200:01:02,790 -> 00:01:04,460太完美了This is perfect.3300:01:05,350 -> 00:01:07,340真希望这一刻永远停留I hope this moment never ends.3400:01:07,340 -> 00:01:08,770我也是Me, too.3500:01:10,970 -> 00:01:12

8、,440噢 该走了Well, gotta go. Oh!3600:01:16,010 -> 00:01:18,350这么快 留下来过夜吧Already? Why don't you stay over?3700:01:18,350 -> 00:01:20,380我也想 但是你知道I'd love to, but you know3800:01:20,380 -> 00:01:22,810我妈早上需要我my mother needs me in the morning.3900:01:26,220 -> 00:01:27,600拜托 我认为她能Please

9、. I think the woman can manage4000:01:27,600 -> 00:01:30,070自己戴假发to put a wig on by herself.4100:01:30,070 -> 00:01:32,090不仅仅是假发It's not just the wig.4200:01:32,090 -> 00:01:34,470还要把她的头发盘起来 画眉毛It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows.4300:01:34,470 -> 00:01:36,160是两个人才能

10、干的活儿It's a two-person job.4400:01:37,980 -> 00:01:40,800只是 我们刚做完爱你就走It's just, when you leave right after we make love,4500:01:40,800 -> 00:01:42,510让我觉得自己it makes me feel.4600:01:43,100 -> 00:01:44,080很贱cheap.4700:01:44,080 -> 00:01:45,980亲爱的 对不起Oh, honey, I'm sorry.4800:01:

11、45,980 -> 00:01:47,590我能做什么呢What can I do?4900:01:47,590 -> 00:01:49,040留下来Stay.5000:01:49,930 -> 00:01:51,580好吧Okay.5100:01:56,880 -> 00:01:59,180再待个五分 十分钟吗Like, what, another five, ten minutes?5200:02:00,470 -> 00:02:01,930回家吧Go home.5300:02:01,930 -> 00:02:03,430听你的Your call.540

12、0:02:06,180 -> 00:02:08,110霍华德Howard.5500:02:08,110 -> 00:02:11,940你有考虑过一起住吗have you ever considered us living together?5600:02:11,940 -> 00:02:13,920天啊 我不知道Boy, I don't know.5700:02:13,920 -> 00:02:16,970你 我 妈住在同一屋檐下You, me, Ma living under the same roof?5800:02:18,300 -> 00:02:2

13、1,340不是 我是说只有你和我No, I mean just you and me.5900:02:21,340 -> 00:02:22,270你可以搬过来You can move in here,6000:02:22,270 -> 00:02:24,080或者我们另找个住处or we can find a place.6100:02:24,080 -> 00:02:25,710-我有个更好的主意 -什么- I've got a better solution. - What?6200:02:25,710 -> 00:02:27,410我妈吃那么多盐 心脏早晚

14、受不了We wait for my mom's heart to explode6300:02:27,410 -> 00:02:29,140我们等她心脏崩溃from all the salt she eats.6400:02:29,740 -> 00:02:31,610把她埋进土里 把她的床垫翻个面儿Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress6500:02:31,610 -> 00:02:33,240搬进大卧室and move into the big bedroom.6600:02:35,030 -

15、> 00:02:36,170很好Great.6700:02:36,170 -> 00:02:39,890看看我们 在一起规划未来啦Look at us planning a future together!6800:02:45,970 -> 00:02:46,780是谁Who's there?!6900:02:46,780 -> 00:02:48,740是性侵者吗Are you a sex criminal?!7000:02:50,620 -> 00:02:54,330性侵者没有钥匙 妈Sex criminals don't have keys,

16、Ma!7100:02:54,920 -> 00:02:56,330这么晚你到哪儿去了Where were you so late?!7200:02:56,330 -> 00:02:58,300我和伯纳黛特出去了I was out with Bernadette!7300:02:58,300 -> 00:02:59,990我知道那是什么意思I know what that means!7400:02:59,990 -> 00:03:02,070我看菲尔博士I watch Dr. Phil!7500:02:59,990 -> 00:03:02,070美国脱口秀节目76

17、00:03:03,560 -> 00:03:06,060希望上帝保佑 但愿你用避孕套了I hope to God you used a condom!7700:03:06,990 -> 00:03:09,890我不跟你谈这个话题 妈I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!7800:03:09,890 -> 00:03:14,470上帝保佑你不会得个什么新型怪性病God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!7900:03:15,580 -> 00:

18、03:17,590没人有病Nobody has a disease!8000:03:17,590 -> 00:03:19,050希望如此I hope not!8100:03:19,050 -> 00:03:21,310我跟你共用一个厕所呢I share a toilet with you!8200:03:23,870 -> 00:03:25,160那就是你想的吗Is that what you want?!8300:03:25,160 -> 00:03:27,710想让你妈妈得上疱疹吗To give your mother herpes?!8400:03:28,790

19、-> 00:03:30,970够啦 我受够啦That's it! I don't have to take this!8500:03:31,750 -> 00:03:34,650祝你早上画眉毛顺利Good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!8600:03:40,730 -> 00:03:41,560是谁Who's there?!8700:03:41,560 -> 00:03:43,710你是性侵者吗Are you a sex criminal?!8800:03:45,750 -> 00:03:46

20、,590我还没走I'm still leaving!8900:03:46,590 -> 00:03:49,040我忘拿我的克敏能了I just forgot my Claritin!9000:03:46,590 -> 00:03:49,040含氯雷他定 抗过敏药物9100:04:17,130 -> 00:04:18,080什么事Hey, what's up?9200:04:18,080 -> 00:04:19,880需要个住的地方I need a place to crash.9300:04:19,880 -> 00:04:20,990当然Uh,

21、sure.9400:04:21,590 -> 00:04:22,640为什么Why?9500:04:22,640 -> 00:04:24,450跟我妈大吵一架Big fight with my mother.9600:04:25,460 -> 00:04:28,150还在争哪部犯罪现场调查最棒吗Still arguing over which CSI is the best?9700:04:29,420 -> 00:04:32,430不是 我们一致同意它们各有千秋No, we agreed they all have their merits.9800:04:33,15

22、0 -> 00:04:34,870是关于伯纳黛特This was about Bernadette.9900:04:35,830 -> 00:04:36,750怎么了What's going on?10000:04:36,750 -> 00:04:38,070霍华德今晚要在这睡Howard's gonna sleep here tonight.10100:04:38,070 -> 00:04:39,600他跟他妈吵架了He had a fight with his mother.10200:04:39,600 -> 00:04:41,530你给他上

23、热饮了吗Did you offer him a hot beverage?10300:04:50,250 -> 00:04:51,920没No.10400:04:53,020 -> 00:04:55,850莱纳德 社交礼仪规定 如果朋友心情不好Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset,10500:04:55,850 -> 00:04:58,410你应该给他们倒杯热饮 比如茶you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.10600:04:58,410 -> 00:0

24、5:00,330茶听起来是不错Tea does sound nice.10700:05:02,070 -> 00:05:03,740你听见他的话了 莱纳德You heard the man, Leonard.10800:05:06,480 -> 00:05:08,150与此同时 我也心情不好And while you're at it, I'm upset10900:05:08,150 -> 00:05:11,480因为来了一位不速之客 所以给我一杯可可that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me coc

25、oa.11000:05:14,920 -> 00:05:16,580有个问题Point of inquiry,11100:05:16,580 -> 00:05:19,190既然莱纳德是你的第二好友given that Leonard is your secondary friend11200:05:19,190 -> 00:05:21,220库萨帕里才是你的头号好友and Koothrappali is your primary friend,11300:05:21,220 -> 00:05:23,780你为什么没去他那why didn't you seek r

26、efuge under his roof?11400:05:23,780 -> 00:05:24,700没地方There's no room.11500:05:24,700 -> 00:05:25,980他妹妹住在他家His sister is staying with him.11600:05:25,980 -> 00:05:27,550等等 等等 什么Wait, wait. What?11700:05:28,840 -> 00:05:29,940可可 莱纳德 集中精力Cocoa, Leonard. Focus.11800:05:29,940 -> 00

27、:05:31,550我现在很郁闷I'm down in the dumps here.11900:05:34,080 -> 00:05:35,360普丽娅来了吗Priya's in town?12000:05:35,360 -> 00:05:36,870对 为了工作的事Yeah, some work thing.12100:05:36,870 -> 00:05:39,420我妈好像觉得伯纳黛特Anyway, my mother seems to think that Bernadette.12200:05:39,420 -> 00:05:41,790等下

28、 普丽娅啥时候来的Hold on. When did Priya get here?12300:05:42,690 -> 00:05:44,080不知道 几天前吧I don't know. A couple of days ago.12400:05:44,080 -> 00:05:46,820问题是 伯纳黛特不喜欢我每天The thing is, Bernadette doesn't like that I have to take care12500:05:46,820 -> 00:05:49,050照顾我妈 我妈又不信任伯纳黛特of my mother,

29、and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette.12600:05:49,050 -> 00:05:50,880嗯 确实很难办Yeah, that's a real pickle.12700:05:50,880 -> 00:05:52,160拜拜Bye.12800:05:56,080 -> 00:05:57,100别担心Don't worry.12900:05:57,100 -> 00:05:58,880作为你排名第三的好朋友As your tertiary friend,13000:05:58,880 -> 0

30、0:06:01,400我愿意挺身而出安慰你I am prepared to step in and comfort you.13100:06:02,690 -> 00:06:04,110其实用不着这样That's not really necessary.13200:06:04,110 -> 00:06:05,710不行不行 我来把茶泡好No, no. I'll finish making the tea,13300:06:05,710 -> 00:06:07,410你继续自说自话地while you narcissistically ramble on134

31、00:06:07,410 -> 00:06:09,380倒那什么乱七八糟的苦水吧about whatever's troubling you.13500:06:11,040 -> 00:06:12,530多谢Thanks.13600:06:12,810 -> 00:06:14,940这就是排在第三位的朋友的作用That's what tertiary friends are for.13700:06:18,730 -> 00:06:19,620谁啊Who is it?13800:06:19,620 -> 00:06:21,000莱纳德It'

32、s Leonard.13900:06:21,620 -> 00:06:23,090你不能进来You can't come in.14000:06:24,110 -> 00:06:25,570我就想和她说句话I just want to talk to her.14100:06:25,570 -> 00:06:27,240我毙之I forbid it.14200:06:27,540 -> 00:06:28,750开门吧 拉杰Open the door, Rajesh.14300:06:28,750 -> 00:06:29,700我说过了You heard m

33、e.14400:06:29,700 -> 00:06:31,350我毙毙之I forbidded it.14500:06:32,100 -> 00:06:33,660"毙毙之""Forbidded" it?14600:06:34,220 -> 00:06:36,090"吡毙之""Forbaded" it?14700:06:36,820 -> 00:06:38,200给我让开Get out of the way.14800:06:39,250 -> 00:06:40,060你来做什么Wh

34、at are you doing here?14900:06:40,060 -> 00:06:41,260你又是来做什么What are you doing here?15000:06:41,260 -> 00:06:43,130我在洛杉矶有点公事I have business in Los Angeles.15100:06:43,130 -> 00:06:44,330为什么不给我打电话Why didn't you call?15200:06:44,330 -> 00:06:45,590显然啊 她在暗示你Clearly, she was sending you

35、a message15300:06:45,590 -> 00:06:47,610滚远点 迈克同学to take a hike, Mike.15400:06:49,040 -> 00:06:51,050不好意思 我想过给你打电话I'm sorry. I thought about calling,15500:06:51,050 -> 00:06:53,670但我不知道和你再见面到底合不合适but I just wasn't sure if seeing you was such a good idea.15600:06:53,670 -> 00:06:56

36、,410我懂 上次我有些太着急了I know. Last time I came on too strong.15700:06:56,410 -> 00:06:57,920咱俩能单独聊聊吗Can we talk in private?15800:06:57,920 -> 00:06:59,660-不行 -行啊- No! - Sure.15900:07:00,850 -> 00:07:02,970一个单身女人私下招待男性It's completely inappropriate for a single woman16000:07:02,970 -> 00:07:

37、04,530这实在太荒唐了to entertain a man in private.16100:07:04,530 -> 00:07:07,340要是你俩非得聊的话 就在沙发上聊If you insist on talking, you must do it on the couch!16200:07:08,690 -> 00:07:10,080好吧 你俩可以在卧室里聊All right, you may talk in the bedroom,16300:07:10,080 -> 00:07:12,150但是我要求你们不许关门but I want this door to

38、 remain open!16400:07:14,030 -> 00:07:16,200好吧 这次让你关门All right, just this once you may close the door.16500:07:16,200 -> 00:07:17,740但你给我记住 我就在外面But keep in mind I'll be right out here16600:07:17,740 -> 00:07:19,470监视你俩的动向monitoring the situation!16700:07:33,580 -> 00:07:35,010该死Oh,

39、damn it.16800:07:35,950 -> 00:07:38,520莱纳德 听到这条留言后请速回电Leonard, when you get this message, call me.16900:07:44,680 -> 00:07:47,090普丽娅 我是你哥Priya, this is your brother.17000:07:47,660 -> 00:07:50,920听到留言后请让莱纳德查收他的语音信箱When you get this, tell Leonard to check his voicemail.17100:07:54,020 ->

40、00:07:56,110你今晚还住我们那儿吗Would you be sleeping over again this evening?17200:07:56,110 -> 00:07:57,860因为我们很欢迎你Because you're welcome to.17300:07:57,860 -> 00:08:00,150承蒙美意 但是我自己有计划That's very nice of you, but I made other plans.17400:08:00,570 -> 00:08:02,590你只要记得只要你需要一位Well, just keep

41、 in mind that should you ever need17500:08:02,590 -> 00:08:05,490略显冷淡的第三好的朋友a slightly apathetic tertiary friend,17600:08:06,310 -> 00:08:08,030我时刻准备着I stand at the ready.17700:08:09,600 -> 00:08:10,880嗨 霍华德 嗨 谢尔顿Hi, Howard. Hi, Sheldon.17800:08:10,880 -> 00:08:11,780-嗨 -嗨- Hello. - Hey.

42、17900:08:11,780 -> 00:08:12,710你俩为啥牵着手Why are you holding hands?18000:08:12,710 -> 00:08:14,690我禁止你俩牵手I forbid you to hold hands.18100:08:15,670 -> 00:08:18,320拉杰 你知道莱纳德和我一起过夜了Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.18200:08:18,320 -> 00:08:19,540对 但是你俩只是睡觉而已Yeah, but you

43、 were just sleeping,18300:08:19,540 -> 00:08:21,830因为我禁子你俩做爱了because I forboded you to have sex.18400:08:23,730 -> 00:08:25,120应该是"禁止"The word is "forbade""18500:08:25,120 -> 00:08:26,980你确定吗 听起来怪怪的You sure? That doesn't sound right.18600:08:28,180 -> 00:08:3

44、0,960听着 拉杰 莱纳德和我已经决定Listen, Rajesh, Leonard and I have decided18700:08:30,960 -> 00:08:32,400重拾旧情了to see each other again,18800:08:32,400 -> 00:08:33,760你不可以决定and you don't get to tell me18900:08:33,760 -> 00:08:36,330我该和谁拍拖who I can and can't have a relationship with.19000:08:36,33

45、0 -> 00:08:38,010其实 他可以Actually, he can.19100:08:38,010 -> 00:08:41,870印度的摩奴法典对这类问题有明确规定The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters.19200:08:42,710 -> 00:08:44,900如果一个女人的父亲不在If a woman's father is not around,19300:08:44,900 -> 00:08:47,620那么控制她基本欲望的责任the duty of controlling

46、 her base desires falls19400:08:47,620 -> 00:08:51,450就落在了她最亲的男性亲属身上 也就是拉杰to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj.19500:08:51,450 -> 00:08:53,510法典还规定The code also states19600:08:53,510 -> 00:08:56,240如果她违背了的话 她下辈子将that if she disobeys, she will be reborn19700:08:56,240

47、-> 00:09:00,520"投胎为豺 疾病缠身""in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases."19800:09:02,300 -> 00:09:03,510如果这是真的If true,19900:09:03,510 -> 00:09:05,610考虑到奖品只是莱纳德that seems like an awfully large gamble20000:09:05,610 -> 00:09:08,190你这个赌注貌似下得大了点given that the prize i

48、s Leonard.20100:09:12,250 -> 00:09:13,620就是这样 普丽娅 我们是印度人There it is, Priya. We're Indian.20200:09:13,620 -> 00:09:15,140就信这些玩意We believe this stuff.20300:09:17,440 -> 00:09:19,680我觉得法典上还说 如果你吃牛肉了I think it also says that if you eat beef,20400:09:19,680 -> 00:09:21,270就得和母牛一起住三个月you n

49、eed to live with cows for three months20500:09:21,270 -> 00:09:23,360天天喝牛尿and drink their urine.20600:09:23,940 -> 00:09:25,600良莠参半 不可全信Some of it makes sense, some of it's crazy.20700:09:25,600 -> 00:09:29,110我是说 你不能和莱纳德在一起My point is, you can't go out with Leonard.20800:09:29,110

50、-> 00:09:30,240谁不能和莱纳德在一起Who can't go out with Leonard?20900:09:30,240 -> 00:09:31,650我妹妹My sister.21000:09:31,650 -> 00:09:33,840佩妮 这位是拉杰的妹妹 普丽娅Penny, this is Raj's sister, Priya.21100:09:33,840 -> 00:09:35,130很高兴见到你It's very nice to meet you.21200:09:35,130 -> 00:09:36,7

51、50哦 我也是Oh, yeah, you, too.21300:09:36,910 -> 00:09:40,920普丽娅 如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness,21400:09:40,920 -> 00:09:43,950很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to-21500:09:43,950 -> 00:09:48,010用霍华德的话来说叫做"赤裸共舞&

52、quot;if I may quote Howard- "do the dance with no pants."21600:09:52,380 -> 00:09:53,670谢尔顿Sheldon!21700:09:53,670 -> 00:09:54,940你非得这么说吗Really?21800:09:56,180 -> 00:09:57,950伯纳黛特 我能跟你说句话吗Hey, Bernadette, can I talk to you for a second?21900:09:57,950 -> 00:09:59,140好Sure.22000

53、:10:00,160 -> 00:10:02,230佩妮 作为莱纳德曾经的恋人 你和他Penny, you became disenchanted with Leonard22100:10:02,230 -> 00:10:03,090分手了as a lover.22200:10:03,090 -> 00:10:05,300能不能跟我妹妹说说是为啥Would you please tell my sister why?22300:10:06,750 -> 00:10:08,250跟你说哈 我妈要去棕榈泉市Listen, my mom's going to Palm

54、 Springs22400:10:08,250 -> 00:10:09,450拜访她妹妹to visit her sister.22500:10:09,450 -> 00:10:11,300我就有整整两个晚上That's two whole nights in a row I can sleep over22600:10:11,300 -> 00:10:12,730能陪着你到天亮了with you all the way to morning.22700:10:12,730 -> 00:10:14,510除非沙漠的干旱气候让她鼻窦干得厉害Unless the desert air dries out her sinuses,22800:10:14,510 -> 00:10:15,850那样的话我就得扛着in which case I'll have to schlep out there22900:10:15,850 -> 00:10:17,440庞大的增湿器赶过去with the big humidifier.23000:10:19,150 -> 00:10:20,010就这样吗That's it?23100:10:20,010 -&